Screen Title: iAm Still a Psycho
For 10 straight years, Nora has gotten very angry that the iCarly gang has gotten her arrested many times for kidnapping them. Every time she busted out of jail to get revenge on them, she kept getting arrested. She even formed a club called "The iCarly haters" where they kidnapped the iCarly gang along with the Victorious gang and of course, they all got arrested too. But little did the iCarly and Victorious people know is that the iCarly haters has new forces joining them
We're at a prison in Los Angeles, California where the iCarly haters are trying to find a way to escape
Nora: Okay got to find a way to get out of here.
Chuck: Yeah so we can do some unfinished business to the iCarlies.
Nevel: What do you have in mind?
Just then, Crazy Ponnie (from the Victorious episode of the same name) walks up and bails them out
Steven: Sam?
Chuck: What the fuck are you doing here you nub?
Chip: Yeah.
Ponnie: I'm not Sam. I'm Ponnie.
Nevel: Bonnie?
Ponnie: No Ponnie with a P. Ponnie.
Nora: Well why are you here?
Ponnie: You hate these guys right?
Ponnie takes out her phone and shows a picture of the iCarly and Victorious gang which was taken from the episode iParty with Victorious
Chuck: Of course we do.
Chip: I hate them with all my heart.
Steven: We all hate them.
Nora: Why do you want to know?
Ponnie: What do you say we join forces to get revenge on them.
Steven: Why should we?
Nevel: Steven she's bailing us out so we can get our revenge.
Chuck: Yeah.
Steven: Oh.
Nora: We accept the other Ponnie.
Ponnie: Great. You find a way to get them to a location while I'll do the same for Tori and the others.
Steven: Watch out you iCarlies.
Chuck: We're coming for ya.
Nevel: And you'll rue the day! You'll rue it!
They get into Ponnie's car and drives off
We now cut to the iCarly gang who is on summer vacation
Sam: Finally it's summer vacation.
Carly: This is our first summer back together.
Freddie: I missed this.
Gibby: Thanks for letting me bring Guppy along.
Carly: No problem.
Spencer: He's changed a lot.
Gibby: Puberty.
Guppy: Happy birthday.
Gibby: Guppy, buddy we're been over this. It's no one's birthday.
Guppy: Sorry.
Sam: Actually it's lame old Nora's birthday.
Freddie: Oh yeah she's 26.
Carly: I can't believe it's been 10 years since she kidnapped us.
Spencer: She's a real lunatic.
Now we cut to Los Angeles where the gang is at Nozu for a reunion
Tori: I missed this.
Cat: I forgot how good the sushi is.
Mrs. Lee: You guys have really grown up.
Trina: I can't believe you're still the owner here.
Jade: Me either.
André: When was the last time we were here all together?
Beck: September 29th, 2012.
Robbie: 7 years?
Rex: It's almost been 8 years you ding bat.
Tori: Robbie you really need to stop carrying Rex with you.
Trina: I thought you gave him up for good.
Robbie: He wanted me to take him with.
Cat: It does feel good to be back together.
Tori's phone goes off
Trina: Who texted?
Tori: Some random number. They say that we're all invited to attend a party.
Jade: Even Trina?
Tori: That's everyone.
Beck: Should we go?
André: That would be dumb if we didn't.
Robbie: Yeah who doesn't like parties?
Rex: Well you can take me home before you go.
Cat: Why don't you want to come with?
Rex: I see the way Robbie dances.
Jade: Burn.
Back with the iCarly gang, they get the same message too
Carly: This is weird.
Spencer: What's weird?
Carly: Someone just texted me saying we're all invited to a party in LA.
Guppy: Why's that weird?
Carly: It's unnamed.
Freddie: Should we go?
Sam: Is that even a question?
Gibby: Don't be rude.
Sam: You're not the boss of me.
Carly: Well I guess we can go.
Guppy: Sweet party!
Gibby: Calm down bro.
Spencer: Does he get excited when he goes to parties?
Gibby: Yes, yes he does.
Now we check back in with the iCarly haters
Ponnie: Did you send them the message?
Nora: Yep.
Nevel: Pretty soon they're going to fall right into our trap.
Chip: With no way to get out.
Steven: We're such bad-asses.
Chuck: Indeed we are.
Nevel: Are you sure you're not Sam?
Steven: Because you look like her.
Ponnie: I get that a lot. And if I was Sam, would I help you get revenge?
Nora: No.
Ponnie: Then I'm not Sam.
Chuck: That seems like a thing she will say.
Lewbet comes in with cookies
Lewbert: I brought some cookies!
Nora: Thanks baby.
Steven: You two are married?
Nora: Indeed we are.
Lewbert: Now you got one more person for the iCarly haters club.
Nevel: You hate them too?
Lewbert: Indeed I do. They always pranked me on their show.
Ponnie: Well now we can get revenge.
Chip: That's not Sam.
Nora: Her name is Ponnie.
Lewbert? Bonnie?
Ponnie: Ponnie with a P.
Lewbert: Oh.
Nevel: Alright the trap door is set for them to land in the basement.
Nora: Is that where the wishing well is?
Nevel: Yep.
Steven: How long is it?
Nora: 100 feet.
Lewbert: Nice.
Lewbert and Nora kiss
We now check back in with the iCarly gang
Guppy: This is a nice RV.
Gibby: Yeah it's pretty cool.
Freddie: How long until we get to LA?
Spencer: I'll be awhile.
Sam: Maybe after the party, I can go visit Cat to see how she's been.
Freddie: Did she and Robbie get married?
Sam: I can't remember.
Spencer: That name sounds so familiar.
Sam: I did that rap battle with his puppet.
Freddie: Oh yeah what was his name Rex?
Carly: I saw someone posted that on SplashFace. (Parody of YouTube)
Gibby: So did I. Most of the comments read "Go Sam".
Sam: I didn't think someone was going to record me.
Freddie: Honestly I was going to record you and put it on iCarly but you would have brake me in places you haven't broken me.
Sam: No I wasn't.
Now we cut back to the Victorious gang who is in Tori's call
Jade: So Vega you finally got your license huh?
Tori: What's it to ya.
Beck: I like your car Tori.
André: Yeah it's dope.
Tori: Thanks you guys.
Trina: So how long until we arrive at the location?
Tori: I put it on PearMaps. (parody of Google Maps). We're 4 miles away.
Cat: I thought it was going to be longer.
Robbie: Why?
Cat: I don't know.
Trina: Hey what happened to your little friend Dice?
Cat: Oh he's doing great. He just graduated from high school and is now going off to college.
Jade: Where's he going to go to college at?
Cat: I'm not sure.
André: Does he still have great fuzzy hair?
Cat: Oh yeah.
Jade: His hair reminded me of Beck's hair.
Beck: Why?
Robbie: You both have nice hair.
Beck: True.
Tori: Hey we're here.
Trina: We are?
Tori: That's what it says on PearMaps.
They see the house is abandoned
Robbie: That's a strange house for a party.
Jade: Who cares.
Beck: Let's go in.
They walk in
Tori: Hello.
Cat: We're here to party.
They don't realize that it's a trap
They step on an X and the trapdoor activates which causes them to fall in the basement in the wishing well
Trina: What just happened?
André: I think we fell though a trapdoor.
Tori: And into this wishing well.
Robbie: But who could have done this.
Nora: Us.
Cat: Nora?
Nora: That's not all.
Nevel: I'm here too.
Steven: Me too.
Chip: So are we.
Lewbert: Me too.
Ponnie: And me.
Beck: It's all the iCarly enemies.
Tori: And Ponnie.
Cat: Why does she look like Sam?
Ponnie: Will you people stop saying that!
Nora: Now we just got to wait for iCarly to get here and they will be trapped too.
Lewbert: I love this.
Lewbert and Nora kiss
Robbie: Eww.
Jade: Pop that disgusting wart.
Lewbert: No.
Now we cut back to the iCarly gang who has just arrived in Los Angeles
Spencer: Alright we have arrived in LA.
Guppy: Los Angeles looks very nice.
Carly: So how much farther are we to the location?
Spencer: 6 more miles.
Sam: If this is a trap I swear to god, I will break their heads!
Gibby: Why would you think it's a trap.
Freddie: Yeah.
Sam: It just seems like it.
Carly: Well it's not going to be a trap.
Sam: You sure.
Spencer: Yes.
Sam: Okay.
Freddie: We there yet.
Spencer: Yes actually.
Carly: Hey who's car is that?
Guppy: Maybe it's other guests.
Gibby: Yeah.
Sam: Well let's go in.
They walk in the house
Freddie: This is a strange house.
They step on the marked X which activates the trapdoor and they fall to the basement where the Victorious chew are
Carly: OW!
Tori: Carly?
Carly: Tori?
Cat: Sam?
Sam: Cat?
Robbie: Freddie?
Freddie: Robbie?
Gibby: Gibby!
Spencer: What are you guys doing here?
Beck: We got invited to a party.
Carly: So did we.
Trina: Well it was a trap set up by the iCarly haters.
Chuck: Indeed.
Spencer: CHUCK!
Chuck: Oh shut it you brat!
Chip: Nice.
Chip and Chuck high five
Steven: Isn't this nice.
Nevel: We got everyone.
Lewbert: Ha ha!
Freddie: Let us out!
Nora: Never!
Ponnie: Have fun trapped down there you hoes.
Nora: Come on. Let's go drink some wine to celebrate.
They begin to walk upstairs
Guppy: Was that Steven and Nevel?
Carly: Yep.
Jade: Who's that?
Gibby: My little brother.
André: Aw he's cute.
Guppy: Thank you.
Sam: I knew this was a trap. I don't have my butter sock to whip their asses.
Carly: This is just great.
Tori: How are we supposed to get out?
Robbie: Try climbing out.
Jade: The well is 100 feet.
Trina: Yeah so I don't think any of us can climb up.
We quickly check in with the iCarly haters who's drinking wine
Chip: Where did you get this wine?
Nora: I stole it.
Chuck: Nice.
Lewbert: A toast to revenge.
iCarly haters: Here here.
Ponnie: Payback is so much fun.
Nevel: Indeed it is.
Nora: We should have joined forces a long time ago.
Steven: We all didn't know each other at the time.
Chuck: But now we do.
Ponnie: I actually only wanted to get revenge on Tori but then I decided to join you guys because I think iCarly sucks ass.
Chip: Yeah.
Now we cut back to the iCarly and Victorious gang
Gibby: Ugh I'm so bored.
Beck: Me too.
Cat: We got to get out of here.
Freddie: (gasps) The chip!
Jade: What chip?
Freddie: When I was a toddler, my mom put a tracking chip on me so she can locate me. I forgot all about it.
Tori: You think she can come save us?
Freddie: Yes but I need someone to short it out.
Jade: On it.
Jade uses a shock pen to short the chip
Trina: Where did you get a shock pen?
Jade: Found it.
Sam: I never thought I'd say this but I hope your mom gets here soon.
Freddie: Me too.
We now transition to Bushwell Plaza at apartment 8-D where Mrs. Benson is talking on the phone with someone
Mrs. Benson: No Freddie's not living here anymore. He has his own place.
Tracking alarm goes off
Mrs. Benson: I have to go.
Mrs. Benson checks the alarm and sees that Freddie and the others got kidnapped by the iCarly haters
Mrs. Benson: Oh my Freddie is in trouble. I'm coming Freddie.
Mrs. Benson grabs her fencing swords and walks out
Now we cut back to the gang
André: Ugh how long have we been trapped in here?
Guppy: 12 hours.
Sam: I need some food.
The iCarly haters walk back down
Nora: Aw you want some food?
Carly: Yes.
Spencer: We're hungry.
Nora: Alright Ponnie throw them some pizza.
Ponnie: With pleasure.
Ponnie throws pizza down the well
Sam: Ugh rectangles!
Trina: What's wrong with rectangle pizza?
Jade: Everything!
Cat: She only likes triangle pizza.
Lewbert: Eat the damn pizza or starve!
Carly: Grunch!
Nevel: How long has it been since we've trapped them?
Steven: 12 hours.
Nora: Wow almost all day.
Robbie: You're lunatics.
Ponnie: Thanks for pointing that out 4 eyes.
Freddie: How are we supposed to pee?
Nevel: There's a sink.
Trina: Trina Vega does not pee in sinks.
Tori: You peed in a bucket.
Trina: That's different.
Jade: Please don't argue that again.
André: Just pee in the sink.
Cat: You can just rinse it out.
Freddie: Okay I'll pee in the sink. I can't hold it anymore.
Chuck: Torture. Check.
Chip: Now they know how we feel when we had to pee in front of people.
Spencer: Hey Sam has been in jail.
Cat: So have we.
Guppy: You got arrested?
Tori: In Yerba.
Cat: I joined a prison gang. I also got arrested back in 2014 for stealing a money from an ATM and ripping this guys hair off.
Sam: About that I'm sorry for not telling your Nona sooner.
Cat: It's fine.
Gibby: You really did that?
Sam: I wasn't thinking right.
Jade: How long are you wazz bags going to keep us locked down here?!
Guppy: Yeah.
Steven: As long as we want to.
Nora: You iCarlies are going to pay for ruining my 16th birthday 10 years ago.
Sam: OH MY FUCKING GOD! GET OVER THAT!
Carly: It was your own fault.
Freddie: Yeah it would have been fine if you let us leave afterwards.
Lewbert: Don't you dare curse at my wife!
Gibby and Spencer: Wife?
Carly: You're married.
Nora: Indeed.
Sam: Who the fuck would want to marry Lewbert?
Nora: That tears it! You're getting the hose!
Nora throws down a hose
Cat: You realized you just wasted that right?
Chuck: Shut it red!
Cat squeals
André: I can't take it.
Robbie: Move over I have to pee.
Trina: Well now I have to pee.
Jade: Yeah move over and turn on the sink.
After they pee in the sink, we check back in with Mrs. Benson
Mrs. Benson: God I hate traffic. My Freddie could be hurt.
The traffic starts moving faster
Mrs. Benson: Finally. I'm coming Freddie. Hang in there.
It has been 15 hours since the iCarly and Victorious crew got kidnapped
Nevel: Well it's been 15 hours since we've kidnapped you.
Carly: Stop reminding us.
Steven: Never!
Ponnie: Yeah so shut it you nub!
Chip: Burn.
Sam: If I get out of this fucking well, I'm going to rip your heads off of your fucking bodies!
Nora: My my aren't we aggressive.
Jade: Oh I wonder why!
Mrs. Benson sees a kid walking and the kid turns out to be Dice Corleone
Mrs. Benson: Hey kid are you lost?
Dice: No.
Mrs. Benson: Hey you're Sam's little friend with the great hair.
Dice: And you're Freddie's mom. Why are you here?
Mrs. Benson: You're friends got kidnapped by the iCarly haters so I'm saving them.
Dice: Can I help?
Mrs. Benson: Sure. Get in.
Dice: I know one of the iCarly haters. Nora.
Mrs. Benson: How?
Dice: She kidnapped me.
Mrs. Benson: Oh.
Dice: Yeah.
Back with the others, it's now been 17 hours
Freddie: Come on mom, how long does it take for you to find me.
Jade: For real.
Guppy: I'm feeling claustrophobic. I can't handle being in a small room this long.
Gibby goes up to his brother and hugs him
Gibby: It's okay, buddy. I got ya.
Guppy returns the hug
Chuck: Oh you think someone is looking for you?
Steven: It's been 17 hours.
Nora: So I don't think anyone is looking for you.
Mrs. Benson: Think again!
Mrs. Benson and Dice have arrived
Freddie: Mom.
Sam and Cat: Dice?
Dice: Hi.
Lewbert: GET OUT!
Mrs. Benson: Not until my Fredward and his friends are free.
Jade: Fredward?
Nora: Let's fight.
Mrs. Benson gets out her fencing swords
Nevel: She has swords?
Chip: Oh dear.
Spencer: Get em Mrs. Benson.
Gibby is still hugging his brother
Gibby: Kick their butts.
Mrs. Benson starts fighting as Dice throws a rope to let the gang out
Sam: Thank you. Now to do something I should have done a long time ago.
Sam runs to the car to grab a knife
Trina: Dang Freddie's mom is good at fencing.
Freddie: It runs in the family.
Sam runs back in
Sam: Alright Mrs. Benson let me finish the job.
Mrs. Benson: With pleasure.
Sam: Take this you punks!
Sam jabs the knife in Steven's chest. She does the same to Chuck, Chip, and Lewbert
Nevel: Stay back Sam.
Nora: Or else.
Sam: Shut it and die!
And at that moment, Sam jabs the knife in Nevel and Nora's chest killing them
Tori: Sam watch out.
Robbie: Ponnie's behind you.
Ponnie: It's just you and me.
Sam: Good! Time to die!
Sam runs up and kills Ponnie
Jade: Let me help Sam.
Jade uses the knife and jabs it harder on the iCarly haters
Dice: Whoa.
Mrs. Benson: Freddie are you okay?
Freddie: Yes.
Beck: Okay Jade that's enough.
Carly: What should we do to them?
Freddie: I saw we light them on fire.
Guppy is still shaking while Gibby is still hugging him
Gibby: Hey relax bro. You're not trapped anymore.
Dice: Why is he shaking?
Gibby: He got claustrophobic.
Cat: Can we get out of here?
Carly: Yes.
They get out and as promised they light the iCarly haters on fire and they burn to crisp and the wind blows the crisps away
Trina: Well that's the end of the iCarly haters.
André: Good riddances.
Spencer: Finally we don't have to deal with them anymore.
Jade: You did good killing them, Sam.
Sam: You too, Jade.
Cat: I missed you Sam.
Sam: Missed you too, Cat.
Carly: Mrs. Benson thanks for saving us.
Robbie: If Freddie didn't have that chip, we could still be trapped.
Mrs. Benson: No problem.
Carly: Let's be glad that the iCarly haters are gone for good.
Everyone: Here here.
Note: This is a 90 minute crossover between iCarly and Victorious
Note #2: This is taking place 10 years after Nora's debut episode as the iCarly gang states she is now 26 meaning this is taking place in 2020
Note #3: It's also been 10 years in real life that Nora made her debut in iCarly
Note #4: Ponnie correcting her name to people is a reference to the Victorious episode Crazy Ponnie
Note #5: Beck saying how they haven't been to Nozu since September 29th, 2012 is a reference to the date the Victorious episode The Hambone King aired since that was Nozu's final appearance
Note #6: Nevel uses his old catchphrase "You'll rue the day" just like he did throughout iCarly
Note #7: Steven and Nevel saying on how Crazy Ponnie looks exactly like Sam is a reference to the fact that Jennette McCurdy played both characters
Note #8: Mrs. Lee is still the owner of Nozu
Note #9: Nora and Lewbert being married is a reference to the fact that their actors are married
Note #10: Lewbert and Ponnie officially joins the iCarly haters club
Note #11: This officially marks the final appearances of the iCarly haters since Sam and Jade stabbed them in their chests and lit them on fire thus killing them
Note #12: Sam mentions the rap battle she did with Rex back in the crossover episode iParty with Victorious
Note #13: Dice Corleone from Sam & Cat makes a special guest appearance in this crossover
Note #14: Freddie still have the tracking device his mom placed inside him which was first revealed in the iCarly movie iGo to Japan
Note #15: Cat and Tori mention the time they got arrested in Yerba back in the Victorious episode Locked Up!
Note #16: Cat also mentions the time she got arrested in the Sam & Cat episodes #MagicATM and #GettinWiggy
Note #17: Nora throwing down a hose in the well is a reference to the Sam & Cat episode #SuperPsycho where she did the same thing to Dice