Hey, Guy's! the Simpsons Guy is the crossover of Family Guy and The Simpsons which premiered on Fox on September 28, 2014, both series are still currently airing new episodes on Fox and FX. Family Guy Season 19 and Simpsons Season 32 expected on September 27, 2020. Enjoy my remake of The Simpsons Guy!
(the Griffins are on the couch)
Peter (with newspaper in his hand)
Oh, my god!
Lois
What is it Peter?
Peter
Look at this. Dennis the Menace is just shoveling snow. He's being helpful. We might as well just call it Dennis now. He's not a menace.
Lois
Not every strip will be funny, Peter
Peter
You know something? I could do better than these idiots. I should just go down to the paper and sell them my own.
Brian
Well, Peter, you might be underestimating the difficulty of writing a comic strip. As someone who occasionally dates the creative muse, I can vouch for the unforgiving face of a blank sheet of...
Peter
I'm back and published check it out
(He shows a sloppy drawn comic scrip about a man on an island with a monkey saying "R U free tonight?")
Peter
I call it "For Pete's Sake" because it makes you say "For Pete's sake"! This ones for tomorrow
(He shows them another about an apple saying to a banana, "How's your wife?" The banana replies "Not good. She's a vegetable.")
Lois
Good for you, how'd you get published so quickly?
Peter
Ah, the editor of the paper owed me a favor. I got him a picture of Spider-Man.
(Earlier at the Daily Bugle...)
Jonah JamesonWhy can't anyone get me a picture of the Spider-Man?
Peter
Here ya go
(Peter gives Jameson a picture of Spider-Man at a school cafeteria seeing a woman bending down getting salad, showing her underwear.)
Peter
Yeah, I got a whole subreddit of superhero thong shots.
(At the Drunken Clam...)
Jerome
Here's your beer, Peter.
Peter
Thanks, Jerome. What do I owe you?
Jerome
Nah, you already paid me in laughs. (He laughs at a comic script of another island comic. This time, the man says to the monkey "I think we should see other people.")
Peter
I do a lot of island ones.
(Back at the Griffin residence, Peter writes a comic on his table. Lois comes in holding a newspaper.)
Lois
Peter, your strip this morning is really offensive
(She shows him a comic of a man throwing a woman down on a counter yelling at a cashier, "My dishwasher broke!" Peter giggles.)
Peter
you're just not getting it, Lois. See, his wife washed dishes for him.
Lois
Oh, for Pete's sake!
(Brian comes in, looking at his laptop.)
Brian
Peter, you should see this. Your dishwasher cartoon has really outraged the online community
Peter
What? Gosh, it's not like the Internet to go crazy about something small and stupid. Oh, for Pete's sake!
Brian
You need to apologise
(Later, Peter's at the Quahog 5 News studio on Joyce's show, The Flow.)
Joyce
And welcome back to The Flow. We're talking to Peter Griffin, the artist behind For Pete's Sake, which has caused outrage with a misogynistic comic. Here's a video of some outrage.
(Footage of people are shown starting riots and chants. The audience jeers.)
Peter
Yeah, those boos don't hurt so much 'cause you spent two minutes of the last segment applauding a red velvet cake.
(The camera pans to a red velvet cake next to Peter. The audience stops jeering and applause.)
(Back at the Griffin house, a mob of women surround the house.)
Your cartoon is sexist!
Down with misogyny!
It wasn't even funny, and I have a great sense of humor.
Peter
Man, they seem really upset. I was just trying to make people laugh
Chris
Dad, I'm worried they're gonna hurt us.
Peter
No, no, they're angry, Chris, but they ain't gonna get violent. (A thrown brick shatters through the window.) Oh, cool, that brick I ordered. (Another one comes.) Wait a minute, I didn't order this brick. You may be right, Chris.
Lois
Peter, this is getting out of hand. I don't feel safe in my own home. Maybe we should get out of Quahog for a while.
Peter
You know, she's right. We should get out of town till this all blows over.
(A comic shows Peter with a smoking pipe in his mouth, holding a jacket and going out of his house. On the outside part of the door says, "The Next Chapter". Words below say, "Thanks for the ride - Peter Griffin".)
Peter
I'm like Michael Jordan, going out on top amid a flurry of gambling rumors.