Plastic sheets whipped from where windows should have been. The walls consisted of large metal poles, a few beams here and there and were decorated with rivets, screws and bolts. The site itself would have been perfectly safe, had an eight-foot tall, a six-hundred kilo monster and a 6-foot-two, one-hundred-and-eighty-two kilo (and debatably more monstrous) teenager stood on the temporary floor. The floor could barely handle such stress and shock, but it was a wonder as to how All Might's stress (and shock) managed to be double that of the building's.

"... oh."

Izuku shrugged.

"I did tell you that I lived on the top floor, didn't I?"

All Might shook his head, letting a boisterous laugh out. His large frame shook with laughter as he struggled to regain that straight face he'd worked so hard to perfect.

"Kid, if you say you live near a construction site, that's different from living on one." All Might spoke out, managing to compose himself.

Izuku shrugged nonchalantly.

"I don't have a home, where else do you expect me to go? And what the fuck else am I to say, "I live on Japan's biggest building by the way, see you there,"? Of course not." He nodded, as if reassuring himself that such an argument was one-hundred-percent sound.

All Might just sighed, shaking his head, a grin present on his face.

"To be honest, kid, it doesn't matter," All Might began, "Because UA'll be housing you. I'm telling you this for convenience's sake, as everybody else's acceptance letter should be telling them too."

Izuku's expression turned curious.

"Wait, hold up, why are you telling me of all people?" He asked, genuinely curious.

All Might pinched the bridge of his nose, shaking his head and sighing.

"Two reasons kid," He held his fingers up and elaborated. "One: you live in a building and can't play the video without getting caught. Two: you remind me of myself when I was a kid. You're reckless, powerful, and you don't know where the right path is."

Izuku nodded in agreement.

"Now, let's get you to U.A. I refuse, as a teacher and a hero, to let you live in a building."

Izuku's eyes turned watery.

'Heh', All Might smiled softly, 'Maybe this teaching thing'll be a breeze.'

"One more night, for old times' sake?"

All Might sighed in response, shaking his head.

'Fuck, Toshinori, what is it with you and "I spoke too soon" moments?'

"No."

Izuku's head drooped, sadder than a wounded puppy.

Momo Yaoyorozu could say many things in confidence. She was beautiful, that was for sure. Single, too. She was a bona fide genius, with an IQ that rivalled that of Albert Einstein. The one thing she couldn't bear to admit was her, well, inexperience with men.

Basically, she hadn't dated a single soul on this God-forsaken Earth. Her inexperience meant she got flustered easy, making her easy to tease and mess with. Moreover, the simple thought of a man she merely crushed on could mess with her.

So, imagine her surprise entering the U.A dorms.

"Haha! Classic!" A, well, half naked m-m... man yelled out, laughing and chewing on some popcorn. A movie was on, but it was all white noise as her focus was on the buff, attractive, tall, protective, se-

'Bad Momo! Stop it!'

"E-e-excuse me, Mr..."

The boy's eyes widened in shock.

"Oh fuck! Shit, uhh..." he muttered, fumbled about for the remote, spilling popcorn and the one litre bottle of Nuka-Cola he'd been drinking, before standing up fully, his extremely well-developed form being visible to the naked eye. "The name's Son Izuku, pleasure to meet you, Ms Yaoyorozu Momo, Ma'am!"

He bowed slightly, his back muscles gleaming in the light.

'Speaking of naked, by the lords is he se-for crying out loud!'

Her self-argument quickly turned to confusion, however.

"Wait, how do you know my name?" She asked, a puzzled look crossing her face.

'Yup, I'm in love with her already. Fuck the rest, am I right? Eh?'

"You're everywhere in the news. Here, jt says, "Heiress to the World's Top Science Empire Attending U.A?!", or something like that." He handed her his freshly bought (stolen) newspaper, and her eyes widened in shock.

"Ah. I see."

"Hmm."

"Yeah."

They both stared at each other fondly, before the rich-girl shook her head, blushing madly, and the prodigal son just stood, smiling.

"So~, we've got a few hours 'til the others arrive... wanna get changed and play some 'Smash Bros.', or are you too... bad to play...?" He smirked devillishly at her, confidence radiating off of every fiber of his being.

"Please, I'm undefeated in Final Destination Fox-Dittos, try me." She smirked back, and he was genuinely taken off-guard.

"Let's go, m'lady."

They both blushed as he took her hand, guiding her to the sofa where the Gamecube was set up.

-Eight Hours Later-

Mina Ashido grinned to herself, the girl with the bob-cut on her left seemed to be listening to music. Well, she was, and it was damn loud too.

'Greenie better be here.'

"Don't wanna be your monkey wrench..." The girl quietly sang to herself, nodding along slightly. The purple haired girl on the right hummed in what seemed to be respect, nodding at the girl.

"Good song." 'Lobes' spoke.

"... what?" 'Bobby' shouted back, not hearing her.

"I said, good song!" The girl raised her voice, attempting to be heard.

"Oh, uh, thanks!" 'Bobby' practically yelled.

They stood (ironically) in silence after the loud exchange, each person humming an individual tune to themself.

The lift let out a quiet 'ding', before opening to reveal a stunning girl in sweatpants with massive tits and a tall, handsome, buff, green-hai-

'Holy shit! Sonny!'

"Gah, just shield drop..." The girl muttered to herself, before Izuku let a loud "YES!" escape from his throat, looking on in satisfaction as the girl collapsed into her seat.

"Holy shit, Sonny?"

"Izuku?"

The two couch-potatoes stood up, one in shock and the other, as the Mobile-Aged citizens said, 'Happy as Larry'.

"Holy shit! You made it!"

He ran like a speeding bullet, picking (although, by accident) the new arrivals up for a massive, crushing hug. He mewled happily, smiling to himself.

"Christ, a man gets so happy to see his friends, but I'm the only one who'll show it. Brave, eh?"

The three girls nodded dumbly.

'Damn, he's hot. Rock on! Wait, what the fu-?'

Izuku nearly dropped the three, realising he'd picked another girl up.

"Shit, sorry, name's Son Izuku! What's yours?"

She smiled back, although it was, to say the least, extremely wobbly.

"Jiro... Kyoka... handsome..."

Izuku smiled, hugging them extremely tight, although it was more a mechanism to hide his blush.

"God, you guys are the best."

In his hug-induced blindness, he failed to notice the four girls glare at each other, except Kyoka, who just smiled evilly.

'Mine.'

"Shit, U.A's gonna be so manly!" A shark-toothed kid yelled, as excited as a toddler in a candy store.

"I know, bro!" An almost metallic twin to said kid yelped excitedly, rivalling him in excitement.

"Shit, this is gonna be a shocker of an experience! Ha, that one was good!"

The three kids in the lift chortled, before standing upright, preparing for whatever monsters U.A had accepted.

'Can't wait to see Midoriya, though...'

The loud noise of what seemed to be rock music blared, the walls almost bouncing. Kirishima's face paled at the sound.

'Metal... the manliest genre... what have I walked into?'

Well, he was about to find out.