NSR High School

Chapter 1 - Smoke

Nsr High School is a school full of people fron Nintendo, Sega and Rare like Mario, Shadow, Donkey Kong(He isnt in the school but still in the book because things other than highschool are real and do actually exist) and Banjo from Banjo and Kazooie.

Our tail begins with not tails the fox which would have been funny, but instead with a guy called Doneky Kong and his nefew Diddy kong. No donkey Kong at all.

Diddy Kong was a monkey and lived in a house with others like Donkey Kong. He has been going to Hi School for over a year now and the school he goes to is not like regular ones because Nintendo and Sega (and rare and other too) characters grow their're.

He woke up after a really scary dreem where Elmo was a bad guy.

"Holy banana that was so scary i am so glad it was fake!" Diddy said as he rolled out of bed and started standing up on his legs.

He went into the toilet room and brushed his teeth and had an enema and washed himself using a shower and sope.

Next he read Fredrick Neechez because he was smart like characters like Walter White Batman. The time it is on Diddys banana clock (All monkeys have one or will be jealous) was 7:30morning.

Dixie who is like his step sister was not cool and good at reeding like him and he new that she wanted to be his girlwife which is waaay more serios and they are not even girlfriends yet, opened the door to his room.

"Diddy Knuckles is at the door and wants you to go to it." Dixie said while smiling

All monkeys can climb so good so Diddy just nodded AND stuck his thumb up and just climbed chimpishly out of his window to where his door is and of course Knuckles is there. Knuckles can do this because they all live in the same world.

"Hello Knuckles." Diddy said

Knuckles was sitting on the floor because he had waited for so long

"Diddy, what have you been doing! If we are late you know what happens(He did not say what happens because they knew because the both go to the same high school)" Knuckles said while standing up.

"I guess she never said and was being polite, we must go now then!" Diddy scream gentle

They started and then saw people at the bus stop who were standing.

"Huh, I guess the bus is late?" Diddy hippothesed

"well, the school rulebook says if the bus is late you will not be punished for it. So that means i can show you this thing, look." Knuckles said showingly

It looked like a USB but smoke came out instead of electric. The bus driver often carries many USBs on him so diddy wood be able to see if this was one.

"Is that a USB?" Diddy said as a question

"No this is a robot cigaret! You can smoke many good flavors and it will not give you cancer!" Knuckles said with ex citement.

" I will say no because they are bad" He said with powerfullness

"Banana flavor?" Knuckles said shaking it

This changed Didlys brain right at that moment.

He smoked it and his eyes that are a medium darkish blue got bigger like how womens boobs get bigger when they see babies, especial ones that are skinny and hungry.

"Wow! This is grate!" Diddy said with a good way about it.

"You can keep it and the bus is now here so we must get on and we cannot smoke it on the bus." Knuckles told him

They walked onto the bus and took a seat at the back. the further away from the bus driver the better the seat. the bus driver looks like inspector gadget but scruffier and not a hat.

Sitting at the back of the bus was not something you could always do because the cool kids always sit there but only when they get on the bus which is later because they live closer to the other bus stop and not this one.

Diddy kong was figity because he had became slightly addicted to the Robot cig.

"When does dixie get on the bus? she lives in your house." Knuckles asked

"She uh gets on at a later one because her room is not the one next to mine." Diddy explained with a figit

"You look bad, we can smoke afterschool." Knuckls said

This was bad because.

Right now Mario and Peach and Luigi and Toad and that was it got on the bus and came to the back.

"Get out a my seat." mario told them.

They did this.

They were now at school and said

"Sonic did not get on i wonder why?" Knuckles.

"I do not now, and meat at your locker after the lessons."

Diddy now had art and was now walking there.

Sonic was running into the school so he was not late.

"Sonic how are you late you are fast" Diddy said or asked.

"The bus driver is a pedo!" Sonic said

That didnt really suprise him and then they were at art. They were now standing in the hallway waiting for the teacher to bring them into the room. Shadow was there and also in the class which is now.

This lesson was art.

" I am your teacher Ms Art all of you must paint a fruit." Ms Art(Recently Divorced) Said

Diddy painted a banana and sonic painted a blue fruit.

Shadow painted a gun fruit. "Hey check out this badass gun fruit!" Shadow said to Diddy and Sonic.

Ms Art did not think it was cool and said "this is very rude and not a fruit! Paint a real fruit please"

This time he drew a Apple with bite marks to make it look like a skull and maggots.

"This is still bad! You must pay now!" ms art shouted angrilly, but not too angry in case shadow will kill her.

"I done a fruit, this is why your husband left you for another woman, bitch!" he then walked out of the classroom. The lesson was now done and it was time for maths. When diddy and sonic arrived shadow was alerady there.

"You must all complete worksheet" said Mr Maths.

Diddy and Sonic sat with Shadow because they are friends even though they come from different video games but to them there isnt any videogames and is all senseible. Sonic completed the worksheet and diddy did too. Shadow only did one question because he is dark and black even though his brain can do the answers. Donkey Kong Jr was having a meltdown over the sheet and was crying. Donkey Kong Jr was supposed to be in the special classes(Spoiler they are not special they are really dumb), but he was too violent to the wheelchair kid

"Shut up special ed retard" Shadow said to him.

"shadow that is so mean but also funny" Sonic said to shadow.

Donkey Kong Jr flipped his desk and shouted at Shadow "SHUT UP BLACK HEDGEHOG!"

and he ran at Shadow to punch him but Shadow jumped in the air and kicked him in the face! It was really had to come and remove DK Jr because of his violense. Shadow didnt get in trouble because DK Jr always has these meltdowns. Last maths lesson he ate chalk and stabbed the substitute teacher in the belly with a pencil. While most of the class was watching the comoshon, Diddy sat not even caring. All he could think about was the robot cigaret. "Sonic, Shadow are you going to smoke with knuckles and me and one or two of you?" Diddy asked

"Amy Rose says she has something to say to me so sorry. and also they can be additive like cokeain." Sonic said

"Amy? well diddy i am going to be doing REAL cigarrets so i may not" Shadow said the first bit making it seem like sonic and amy were girlfriends which they are not and this annoyed sonic.

"What if i say there is blood flavor?" Diddy said

"Fine, but i will do EVIL WEED BLOOD flavor."

The bell said ring and sonic went to do that thing.

Diddy Kong and Shadow walked to Knucklesis locker and was about to do the thing that will lead to everything changing forever.