Chapter 3: Fate Grand Order Tokimeki Chaldeas (Doujinshi)

Now this is a good story. Never thought I'd see something like this before. Shame good Fate/Grand Order Doujinishi aren't always translated. And boy was this a good story, and was very funny. Also saw that new FGO OP. Now that was awesome! The fighting, the possibility of Type Mercury, the new freaking Servants! But also sad in some ways. Poor Olga. Not to mention seeing the Fujimaru's all grown up. Seems the endgame is finally about to occur.

Sucks we won't get the full version two more years or so from now.

"And now we go to another world for you jokers to see." The voice told the cast. "I'm certain some of you will like this light-hearted story with laughs and chuckles."

"So a comedy based world." EMIYA Archer replied.

"Pretty much." The voice said. "Some worlds and timelines are super sad (like the maintimeline of FGO), and others are okay."

"I can only imagine the infinite possibilities." Merlin grinned, imagining what kind of worlds were out there. Boy did those seem limitless.

"I wonder if that means there's a world where children are at peace." Atalanta thought out loud, hoping for such a world.

"Or a place where I can fight without my immortality." Scáthach thought of the pleasure of doing so.

"Maybe even a timeline where I see him again." Waver then thought of a certain Servant from the fourth Grail War. For some reason having been unable to meet him here in Chaldea at all.

"My head hurts thinking of those possibilities." Mordred rubbed her head.

"Yeah. Possibilities are limitless out here." The voice chuckled. "In the mean time, just sit back and get ready to watch a world with Ristuka doing his own thing."

"I'm not sure if I should be happy or not." Ristuka admitted. On one hand, seeing himself could be cool. On the other hand, it could be him suffering. Infinite worlds meant a good chunk could be him being killed off or tortured.

"I'm certain you'll do great senpai." Mash supported her senpai.

"Ah. Thanks Mash.' He responded to her with a smile.

"Uh." Guadako just rolled her eyes. "Get a room already." She muttered a bit angrily. Love birds should just do their thing in rooms, not in front of people like her who had no boyfriend! Maybe she could find her own Servant boyfriend. Lots of them were pretty cool.

"Just start the story." Euryale told the voice, already wanting to see this so-called comedy world. "I want to see what happens now."

"Indeed." Her sister Stheno agreed. "It's best to start watching now while eating good snacks. Medusless. Did you get them?"

"Yes big sister!" Medusa and her Lancer self then came with snacks. The older bowing to give it to them while the younger began prepping tea.

"Oh." Circe then looked at Medea. "Niece, get me some tea as well."

"Get it yourself.' Medea hissed at her aunt.

"Hm-hm-hm." Then had to ignore her younger self trying to make said tea with her aunt giving her a grin. Damn her younger past!

Artoria turned to EMIYA Archer who nodded and began making food. This place was really nice, he could summon ingredients and cook without bothering anybody. This place was incredible in that regard.

The screen then turned on ready to show the next world.

If you are confessed to under the legendary tree, you will have an eternally happy relationship.

'There's a legend like this at this school.' Ritsuka Fujimaru is then seen walking with a smile, a school bag behind him. I am Ritsuka Fujimaru. A new student here. A student life full of uncertainty and anticipation.'

"Ohh. That girl..." It was then Ritsuka saw a few girls up ahead. 'What kind of girl will I meet.' He then began waving his hand and shouted, "Heeey are you headed back home now? Let's go back together." He began walking up to them. 'And what kind of romance will I have-'

"Huh?" Tamano then looked at him like he was trash. "Don't just come and act like we're friendly, okay?" She coldly retorted to him. "If word gets out that we walked home together, It'll be an eternal embarrassment."

"I'd rather die." Euryale shut him down. "How pitiful, you probably never looked at a mirror, huh. A pig that rejoices at having rotten leftovers thrown on its face, that's what your face is like."

"(Fucking) What a hopeless mood (Shit). You think you can win over a princess -level (me) beauty just like that. How can you be so full of yourself with such pathetic stats like that?" Osakabehime mocked him while adjusting her glasses with an insulting smile. "What a disappointment! You wouldn't beat the game even if you used cheats!"

"..." Florence Nightingale just stared at him in silence, then showed a pair of scissors. "I'm cutting it off." The scissors shined in the light with a dark ending in sight.

"..." All while poor Ritsuka just stayed silent , his happy smile no longer happy as he just stood frozen.

"PERISH YOUTH!" He then roared once he made it to school, tangling himself in the curtains feeling disgraced.

"Se...senpai." Mash-in her own school outfit-nervously said to him.

"What even is this "And what kind of romance will I have" thing! Now die in a fire youth!" He kept on screaming.

"Senpai!?" Mash shouted futilely. "Can you not twist around the curtains while screaming out curses, senpai!?"

"Ouch." EMIYA Archer stared with wide eyes. "Now that is what I call a tough route. A downer beginning if I ever saw one."

"My oh my!" Blackbeard roared as he stared at the cruel lines said. "Looks like someone chose difficult mode at the start of the game!"

"Yikes!" Orion then leapt onto Artemis and held her head tight. "What that crazy nurse said is so scary and mean!"

"Don't worry darling." Artemis then patted his head. "I'll make certain that never happens to you."

"I'm agreeing with my other self." Euryale said. "Ritsuka is nice, but not that good looking. He's...average."

"Gah!" Ritsuka felt pain at those sharp cruel words. It was tough seeing what his other just went through, and now this too. Youth truly is messed up

"I'm happy that isn't me." His sister whispered. She didn't know how she'd act if it were her that was hit with such cruel words by the men. Imagine if Bedi said that to her. Uh! To scary.

"I-it's alright senpai." Mash began rubbing Fujimaru's back. "I-I'm sure they didn't mean it."

"I think they did." Billy the Kid unhelpfully said. "Those girls eyes weren't lies."

"Why me?" Ritsuka just moaned.

Maybe the next scene will explain why.

"My, oh dear." A screen then came in the classroom showing Da Vinci herself. "If he gets discouraged from just that, then I'm concerned about what's ahead."

"Da Vinci-Chan!" Mash said recognizing the woman on screen.

As for Ritsuka, he nervously peeked out of the curtains. His heart was ever fragile as he whispered, "I heard this singularity was about getting all lovey-dovey with girls…" How wrong he was.

"Seems like you skipped the mission briefing, eh." Da Vinci lamented to poor Ritsuka. "Well, whatever. I'll explain everything from the beginning again."

"By the way, why are you in a uniform?" Ristuka then asked.

"It's beautiful, right?" She just said.

Guadako stared at Da Vinci. First the dude purposely changed himself into a woman, then into Mona Lisa, and now this. What next, turning himself into a loli.

"This is good material." The ever perverted genius said as she wrote down the school uniform as a note for the future. "I should use this for a back-up body maybe. Hehehe."

"Boy is she corrupted." Merlin shook his head.

"Like you have any room to talk." Artoria retorted back at him. She knew the man did his own crazy things back when they were alive.

The mission briefing then came up again, to give an explanation of what was happening.

Romance Singularity

Humanity Foundation Value: A ripple A.D. 1995 Cyber Love Prison . .

Someone stole a Grail Fragment, and in K City Japan, an academy that makes the heart beat sprung up!

A prison of an academy that is under the influence of a certain dating SIM!

Several Servants have been captured by the Singularity! Captive to this system, they do nothing but play the roles of the game's heroines! The culprit who stole the Grail should be mixed in among them!

There is only one way to fix this Singularity…

To find the culprit among the heroines, (make her confess) and win over her!

"That...is just...messed up!" Medea shouted. "Making women play the roles of little damsels! Come on!"

"I agree with her." Atalanta snorted. "To think men make so many games of women like us and reduce it to little damsels. Uh."

"Well, not like you make it hard." Cu chuckled.

"What was that!?" Atalanta glared at him.

"It's true." William Shakespear grinned while writing down the plot along with hans to use as a possible inspiration. "Why, you female Servants always tend to have good figures with some of you 'ascensions' having little clothing."

"So don't be a hypocrite." Hans, not looking at the woman Servants said while writing down the plot. "You women don't exactly have modest outfits."

At this point, many female Servants inside were mad. Yet by far could they make a combat remark as what the two writers said was true. Atalanta had her fur bikini and formal outfit, Artoria had forms that were revealing, Scathach had her own swimsuit along with the other girl, and so on and so forth. Why, they may as well just be fanservice. Even the female Saints had outfits that showed off their figures.

'Actually,' Martha then realized as she looked at her own outfit. 'How did I even end up with this kind of uniform? I never even wore such a thing in life!?'

Jeanne D Arc just blushed as she recalled her Lily Form having some revealing skin. Why was her child form even like that!? It was just a kid. Medea herself also realizing the same with her own Lily self.

"Makes you wonder if the Grail is at work on this." Blackbeard giggled as he talked to Archile while the women were grumbling with blushes on their faces.

"What do you mean by that?" He asked.

"Look at this." He then showed a picture of...Mata Hari! But while she looked just as beautiful as the picture...her chest was…!? "This is the historical record of her, and while pleasing...see the huge difference. Now how does this happen?"

"..." Thinking about it, even some of the men were different from historical records. Take Astolfo who was considered handsome, yet looked kinda like a girl. Achilles was also certain he ever had green hair either. In fact, how did that even happen!?

"...The Grail." Achilles said with Blackbeard nodding.

"Uh-hu." He said with a smile. "While only a theory, I'm certain that the Grail not only gives power boosts to Servants who lack that 'pazow' power as ancient people like you. But also does a bit of a ...remodel for Servants combined with people's perceptions of us. Because no way did Paul Bunyan was ever thought of as a freaking girl!

"This puts out summonings in a new perspective, doesn't it." Achilles realized, wondering if the Grail and Throne did other changes to them.

"Probably...but for now, let's continue watching our Master get hurt." Blackbeard said going off topic with Achilles following suit.

"Hm?" With Merlin grinning as he liked Blackbeard's theory and decided when he had time later, he'll check out the computer to see what changes have happened as well in history.

"Ah yes...that's right," Fujimaru began as he heard the briefing. "So I entered this system where I'm supposed to play the protagonist in the game…"

"And I'm playing the role of the friend who supports the protagonist for info on the heroines, leave it to me!" Mash declared flipping through her notebook.

"Huh?" Guadako turned and saw Mash frowning. Guess she didn't like her position in that world. Poor girl.

"Do you copy?" Da Vinci told the duo. "The only actions you can take are ones that can be recognized by the system. You cannot go outside the game's rules! Furthermore you must win over the culprit! I'll leave the rest to y-"

Da Vinci was then cut off.

"Connection lost…" Mash said, unable to bring back the feed from Chaldea. "Looks like this because it was "outside the game system" and was corrected."

"Haaah...I guess I have no choice." Ritsuka relented in just getting this Singularity over with. "Seems like this'll be different than usual but I can't just ignore a Singularity now."

"Yes, I'm counting on you senpai! So if you would please!" Mash cheered for Ritsuka who just smiled while also giving a look at her new outfit.

'Mash in uniform, how cute…' He thought.

Mash then got a little book and some chack. "Now, let's review everything, starting from our current state . First, everyone's current affection levels…" It then showed the black board with the names of the heroines and little faces...all showing the negative faces. "Is something like this."

"SO LOW!" Fujimaru shouted.

"Games like this are never easy." EMIYA Archer shaked his head, recalling such difficulty.

"Women could be so cruel." Merlin agreed fully, also having played a game or two like this.

"Oh please, the men are worse." Jeanne Alter declared...before she got stares from people who heard what she said.

"You...play these games?" Her so-called 'sister' Jeanne said with a worried face.

"So that explains my otome games going missing." Blackbeard slammed a fist on his palm.

"Guess we learn something new everyday." Medea (Lily) giggled as Jeanne Alter turned red.

"I'll kill you! She roared with everybody not taking it of course only further upset her. Damn idiots!

"As things are, if you try to invite anyone to go home with you, you're sure to be rejected, eh…" Mash bluntly told the truth of this world's crazy rules.

"Getting rejected with full force by those I had Bond 10 with in Chaldea made my heart feel like bursting…" Ritsuka admits with slight tears in his eyes. I mean, at the end of the day he's still a man with a sensitive heart. The cruel words of a woman can be as sharp as any dagger to him.

"Oh yeah." Every man agreed with a few girls feeling the same.

"First would be to increase each one's affection points one by one, but...who will you start with first?" Mask asked after giving her senpai advice.

"This is a game set in Japan, so you'd guess that the culprit isn't Euryale or Nightingale, hmm…" Ritsuka crossed off a few off the list of who the suspect is, then came to a possible suspect. A girl who definitely liked love. Pretty sure she talked about some guy from another war."That favors Tamamo…"

"I see." Mash said emotionlessly. "Tamamo is senpai's favorite, eh?"

"Hmmm?" Ritsuka went.

"Yes, okay, this is Tamamo-san's phone number, so…" She then looked at him with a smile yet with eyes that were dead and rather scary. All while giving him the paper with the number. "Why don't you ask her out on a date?"

'Don't those words seem laced with thorns!?' Ritsuka fearfully thought.

Mash tapped her fingers while Ritsuka felt a chill.

"Oh boy." Guadako rolled her eyes yet gave a coy smirk. "This should be fun."

"Ehh!? Wait, a date!?" Ritsuka shouted, the memory of the morning still in his mind. "Despite not even being able to have a proper conversation with them!?"

"That's this game system, you're supposed to go on even more dates to increase your affection levels." Mash told him the basics of the Singularity while flipping through information. "Tamamo's favorite date spot is mainly a peaceful, relaxing place…" She then read Tamamo's files. "It looks like she has taken a liking to places like the nearby park." Mash then gazed at Ritsuka with another dead smile. "Despite appearances, she's a very economical woman, eh?"

'Mash seems sorta scary today.' Was all Chaldea's Master thought.

"A jealous woman. How frightening indeed." Da Vinci then just laughed.

"I can't see this ending well at all." Moriaty said to Holmes who agreed.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Shakespear said to Hans.

"Oh yeah."

'So then...The curtain rises on my romance (battle)!'

It was with this that Fujimaru Ritsuka began going on many dates, outings, and travels with the various female Servants here in this school. Meeting all sorts of heroines to accomplish his goals. Running across all campus and getting their attention.

Circe.

Lab partners with Helena Petrovna Blavatsky.

Getting stripped in a battle by Raikou with her wooden sword.

"Hi Fujimaru." Meeting some girl he didn't actually know. "Let's go Doronigu together, okay?"

"Don't force yourself Edokko!"

'I feel a gaze on me.' The attention of Abigail.

All this in the first few days. Which then continued to more girls to meet with.

Mash watching him by.

"So you were a girl, huh…!?" Meeting the assassin high schooler Mochizuki Chiyome who hid her gender.

Loli Da Vinci getting ready for exercise.

"It, it, it...It's an honor I feel!" The Goddess Ereshkigal who allowed Fujimaru to put sunscreen on her bare back with her eyes rolling.

"Don't force yourself, silly Goddess!" He tells her.

On the beach, he watches the sunset with Euryale.

Tamamo finally falling for him with him thinking, Trying amazingly hard to look like the true heroine.'

This of course continues on and on. Doing more dates, more outings, more meetings. Getting all their attention from their dates to the sports festivals, and so on and so forth no matter how tired he was….until…

He was nothing more but a dead guy.

"That's what happens when you over do it, noob. Blackbeard giggled at the state this Master was in.

"My, he certainly seems out of shape." Davin said while stringing his harp. "Having to deal with so many girls naturally put him at a dead end."

"There's a reason why a harem doesn't work in real life." EMIYA Archer wiseley said, knowing that real life harems sucked. I mean, he never had one but he once saw a timeline where another version of him had one with twenty three girls. That idiot was living life at the worst every night.

"Senp...Eh!?" Mash shouted at her nearly dead senpai. "You're senpai, right...!? Please, keep it together!"

"Ahhhhhhh...So hopelessly busy...To many things to do…" Ritsuka just responded, ever tired from this life. Realizing this was worse than when playing in a game. "Every day, every day, I study, exercise, go to clubs to raise my stats…! As I complete all the events , on top of that I get asked out on dates nonstop, I can't even rest on holidays…!"

Now he understood why harems never worked in real life. Because trying to keep all these girls happy was utter hell!

"This push towards the win-over-all-characters (harem) route is going surprisingly well, eh?" Mash said a bit impressed. "I expected no less, senpai." Ritsuka just said nothing. Moving on, Mash then went to the board. Where Ritsuka then looked at it in shock.

"The heroines appeared one after the other, now there's twelve!?" He roared. "Doing 12 routes at the same time is physically impossible, you know!?" Because this was reality, not an actual game!

"But judging from Senpai's performance with the Valentine's Event, it seems like you can keep going, but...You received chocolates from over 100 Servants, right?" Mash then asked while the two reviewed Ritsuka's good performance and all the smiley faces. Until the Master then saw something strange.

"Huh…?" He then pointed at a smiley face but with a picture of a bomb near it. "There's something weird on Nightingale, what is that…?"

"Ah yes, that's a bomb." Mash just told him.

"Bo-...Bomb?" He shouted in worry.

An image of Ritsuka and another girl is seen with another girl behind looking sad with a broken heart.

"As you do or say hurtful things too many times or don't invite them on a date for a long time, the girl's heartbreak level increases, and it becomes like this." Mash told her senpai of the rule he never knew. "If left alone, the bomb will explode, and all the heroines' affections will drop to an unrecoverable level."

"NOWWHY!" Ritsuka shouted in utter horror and fear. "Why would they explode just from not being taken on dates despite not even being lovers!?"

"Because that's the game system…" Mash says a bit taken back. "Even if you tell me that…"

"So that's why I keep failing." Jeanne Alter muttered quietly. Wondering why all those men in the games yelled at her when she failed. Damn that sucks. She then took out a little note to write that down.

Oddly...EMIYA Archer and Blackbeard were doing the same.

"For Nightingale, you've been increasing her affection level with going back home events, but senpai has never invited her on a date yet, right?" Mash then questioned him.

A small flashback was then seen.

The two going home with Ritsuka asking, "Ah...um...what's your favorite dating spot…?"

Her response. "A sterilization room."

"Ah, but that'd be unreasonable, right?" Ritsuka says to Mash. "She'll definitely want to cut it off on a date, you know?"

"She's pretty, but axe-crazy." Cu said, agreeing with Ritsuka.

"A shame." His own uncle agreed.

Mash just looked sadly at him. "Don't you understand how heroines who have been neglected since their first appearance must feel?"

'Why does Mash's words seem so heavy sometimes?'

Mash was slowly turning red as Ritsuka peeked at her. Guadako giggling.

"In any case, you don't have any leeway with most bombs!" Mash told her of the situation he's in. "Go ask her out on a date as soon as possible!"

"You say that, but all my days off for the next two months are fully booked with dates…!" He couldn't even sleep properly because of this.

"It'll be too late then!" She warned him. "Invite her on a date this weekend and ignore who you've already scheduled, please!"

"But...But then Tamamo…!"

"As I thought, Tamamo-san really is your favorite, huh!?"

"What do you mean, "As I thought"?"

"So obvious, isn't it." Tamamo pushed past her hair. "Naturally, this is what my husband from that war thought of me."

"Yeah right!" Nero growled. "The Praetor was in love with me!"

"No." Then from nowhere, Altera spoke up. "He. Likes. Me."

All three then looked at one another.

Sparks came from their own eyes.

Then from the classroom doors, two girls came out. Each wanting to ask Ritsuka their own thing.

"Ah, if it isn't Fujimaru," Euryale said with a smile. "I know it's sudden, but is this weekend free for you? It is, right? Let's meet at 10 AM at the amusement park."

"Right after having said that, you received yet another invitation, huh!?" Mash said, unpleasant.

Then came Helena. "Just a moment ago, I received new guidance from Mahatma! But won't you Sanat Kumara with me in Lemuria until we reach the hierarchy this weekend?"

"As always, I don't understand what you're saying!" Ritsuka responded.

A quick second later after kindly rejecting them, bombs appeared over them.

"From rejecting their invitations, these two now also have a bomb!" Mash told Ritsuka the information that was piling his stress. Then she added more by saying, "If even one of them explodes, all the hard work up until now will be for nothing…!"

"UWAAAAAAAAAAA!" Stress came by three times to poor Fujimaru. It was then in his mind, he heard something. A boom.

"Senpai…?" Mash asked.

"Ah yes...that's right…" He slowly began to make Mash nervous. "I see...this is...yes…"

"JUST IMPOSSIBLLLLLLLLLLLE!" He then left the classroom having snapped from all the stress.

"Senpaaaai!?" Mash chased after him.

"I can't see this ending well." Fujimaru moaned.

"Impossible, impossible, impossible, impossible, impossible, THIS TWISTED GAME NEEDS TO BE RESET!" He yelled all of this while ripping off his clothes becoming naked, much to Mash's embarrassment.

"Ohhhhh!" Fujimaru hid his head with only a small gratitude that his privates were censored. Too bad the rest of him wasn't.

"Hahahhaa!" His sister laughed at the funny scene. Mash just turning red and looking away from it.

"My, my," Da Vinci jokes. "Someone is showing off."

"A naked wave!" Blackbeard giggled. "Now that's good comedy."

"Please." Hans waved his hand. "This was so obvious."

"Still entertaining." Circe thought. "And boy is the boy a man."

Fujimaru groaned louder while Mash took a quick peek.

"Senpai!" Mash shouted after him while doing her best not to look while blushing. "Please don't just run until you're naked senpai!"

That's when Da Vinci came on screen. "Did I detect a naked wave just now!?"

"Naked wave!?" That's what it's called.

"This is dangerous quick, stop him!" The genius commanded Mash.

"I'd like to do that, but…" He was far ahead.

"This is bad…" Da Vinci continued while looking over the data she had. "As predicted, he's headed for the gym equipment room…!It's a 'Hidden Event'!"

"Hidden Event?" Mash said a bit worried now.

"The conditions are a stress level of at least 120 and then having a mental breakdown!" Da Vinci told Mash as Ritsuka ran to the gym equipment room. "After that, he would trigger an event to meet with a new heroine in the gym equipment room!"

"A new heroine you say?" Mash said, a bit confused on what the problem is. "But if it's just that, it doesn't seem to problamat-..."

"It's a big problem!"

Ritsuka then kicked down the door and tripped down.

"He mustn't ever meet her!" He then fell onto some girl. "In this all-ages game, her very appearance would break the whole system! That is..."

Finally regaining some sanity after tripping and falling, Fujimar groaned a bit. "Oww...Hmn?"

It was then he looked up and saw her.

"Her very existence is 18+...Nega Heroine Heaven's Hole!"

A school uniform, horns, a short skirt and sailor uniform with such lustful eyes...Oh crap.

"Run!"

"Get out of there!"

"I can't look!"

"This won't end well."

"Oh crap!"

In an instant many male Servants including Ritsuka began shouting at the other Ritsuka to get out of there. Because everyone knew how crazy that woman was.

Guadako meanwhile yelp as she saw a dark aura appear from Mash. She looked...well, pissed.

"Ara, ara, ara, fu, fu, fu." Kiara moaned in joy as she looked at the naked man before her. "What an immodest appearance you have." She said while touching Ritsuka in the chest. "Both in mind and body…"

"Oooh!?" Ritsuka yelped, unable to stop his accursed hormones.

""Laid naked and bare, just like a wild animal…" A small came on her face. "I wouldn't mind...Wouldn't mind at all to be desired so passionately, I'd be cruel not to meet these demands so now then…"

She then lifted her skirt and said, "Let us fuse just 5 seconds after we met!"

All while Fujimaru screamed in horror at what awaited him.

Bzzzzz-

Until-!

….A System Error Has Occurred. Now Loading...

In an instant Fujimaru and Mash were back in the classroom safe and sound, with both clothes and virginity intact.

"Thank goodness." Fujimaru cried as his sister patted him on the back. That was way to close.

"...Ha…!?" Ritsuka shouted as he looked around confused with Mash near him. "Huh? Ju-Just what the heck…!?"

"This is the classroom…?It looks like time was turned back…!" Mash said in realization. Da Vinci then coming in to explain the details.

"An action unrecognized by the system occurred, so you were forcibly returned to the autosave point." She said to them. "Each time you deviate from the game's rules its self-correction gets stronger! Any more than this, and I might not even be able to intervene to transmit messages anymore…! Listen, find the perpetrator before it's too late!"

Ritsuka Fujimaru just slowly got up, tired and a bit stressed. "Perp...A perpetrator, huh…? Stuff like that…" He then snapped his head with wide eyes and shouted, "Noooooo matter what you think of it, that one has got to be the culprit! The culprit of the year, the likeliest candidate, right!?"

"Th-That's not it!" Mash shouted. "Just for this time, there's no way that's possible!"

"Just think about it," Da Vinci told Ritsuka. "If Kiara really is the culprit, there's no way this would be an all-ages game in the first place, right?"

"True that." Hans said knowing a bit of Kiara's personality. "That woman is messed up in all the places."

"A nut job." EMIYA Archer nodded.

"She brings a bad name to women all over." Jeanne raised her voice.

"She's a bitch." Jeanne Alter agreed.

It then went back to Chaldea in the control room.

"She's just an image club bodhisattva snuck in the game out of a desire to legally wear sailor uniforms." Da Vinci then giggled. "What a pervert."

One of the workers looked at her with a woman doing the same. The former then thinking, 'I don't wanna hear that from the tranny wearing a sailor uniform in the control room…'

Mash, Ritsuka, and Guadako then looked at Da Vinci who just gave them a peace sign. She was beyond help.

"Now what to do about him." The genius of Chaldea then muttered as she thought of ways to prank the man who dared mock her. Maybe changing his uniform for a sailor suit would be fine.

Da Vinci then continued talking to the duo. "(Game) Singularity analysis is almost complete. Until the culprit is determined, please continue the harem route!" Then she signed off.

"You sure sound so carefree saying thaaaat." He muttered before grabbing his head. "Aaaaaaah, I've had enough of this harem!"

"Senpai…" Mash then looked at him, unsure what to say. But in some slight conflict. "..."

"Oh Mash," Guadako grinned at Mash who blushed, then playfully elbowed her. "Are you doing what I think you're doing?"

"N-no." Mash said rushfully. But then had a small smile. Maybe...this one will have the courage to say it.

"Senpai." Mash then spoke up. "If you're really...If you are tired of winning girls over (romance)...Why don't you take a little break…?"

"Eh…?"

Meanwhile, back at Chaldea, things were going a bit...hectic.

"Finally, I've found it…! It's the variables for all the persuadable heroines!" Da Vinci said with a slight cheer.

"There are 15 in total." A Chaldea worker told Da Vinci. " Only one hasn't had her appearance flag triggered!"

"The final hidden heroine…!" Da Vinci narrowed her eyes. "Please extract all her parameters and stats!"

"...Bingo!" The woman said as she searched for information, having found something good. "Only this Servant lacks the Mental Pollution Skill! Her name is-"

"..." Da Vinci gave a slight sweat as she saw the name. "So the culprit was this one, huh...!" She then groaned. "Dammit...Why didn't I of all people notice? If I just think of her character and desires, it's only the reasonable conclusion…!"

"I say Tamamo." Beowulf put his guess.

"Maybe Ereshkigal." EMIYA Archer thought.

"I say Mash." Blackbeard thought, getting weird looks. "Hey, it can happen!"

Now that the women knew, they had to deal with this intel fast. "Send the information to Fujimaru right awa-!"

Da Vinci was then cut off from the woman. "I can't! The self-correction is too strong, I can't intervene…!"

Back in the classroom, Mash continued speaking. "In the first place, senai doesn't want to be unfaithful, not to mention a harem, right? And despite that, as I look at senpai being manipulated by all those girls...even I was a little pained..."

"Mash…" Ritsuka spoke softly, wondering where this was headed.

"Great work as always, senpai, for now...for just a little…" She then smiled at him. "How about you take a break with me…?"

"About time." Guadako said while Mash yelped, her brother was always being stupidly dense. Maybe now the two can get a room.

EMIYA Archer shaking his head, knowing he was also like that at one point. An idiot.

AS for some Servants, they felt this was just deserved and finally coming. Maybe the two will at last tie the knot. Though it looked like it'll be held up by whatever Da Vinci found.

'I wonder just who I found?' She thought before shrugging. No matter. She's sure it'll be the last part while the two finally get together. Maybe that game Singularity was good for something after all.

Back at Chaldea, Da Vinci then gasped while holding her mouth. "...! Wait...Did you say there were 15 heroines in total?"

"Yes, and 14 of them have already had their appearance flags triggered." The woman informed the genius.

"Then who's the last one!?"

"Ha?"

Da Vinci then pointed out at a list of only thirteen names they knew. "Fujimaru has met 13 heroines! The 15th heroine that he hasn't met yet is no doubt the culprit! Is so, then…"

"Who is the last (14th) heroine!?"

Back in the classroom, Fujimaru thought about the words Mash told him. "Resting with Mash,...Huh...ahaha…" He then smiled. "...yeah. Maybe that's fine too, yeah."

Many Servants were about to congratulate the two. Mash looking pleased, Guadako ready to congratulate her new possible sister, and Ritsuka finally looking like he was understanding what was going on.

The windows then slammed shut with a sheet of metal.

"...Huh?" Many then went.

"Hahh!?" Fujimaru then looked around as metal surrounded the classroom windows and even hallways. "What!? Why did the shutters…!? Even the hallways!?"

"Ah yes...That's great." It was then Fujimaru got a good look at Mash. As her expression became one of joy…"That choice (those words) from senpai is what I've always waited for." And obsession.

"..." Ritsuka had his mouth wide open with his sister doing the same. Mash also looked at her own expression and was just as shocked.

"Well…" Medea then sighed as she recognized that face. The face she made when she first met Jason. "This won't end well."

"Wha...What are you saying Mash…!? Ritsuka began backing away in fear. Then decided to change the conversation. "Any-Anyways, first let's do something about these shutters! Let's get out of here! Okay!?"

Mash then just giggled. "Senpai is really good at telling jokes, eh?" She then spoke something that rocked his world and made the classroom feel as if it were in the galaxy. "Why do you need to get out? I am right here."

"This is Medb level of crazy." Cu shaked his head.

"Guess this is ruined." Atalanta felt a bit bad for the Master.

"Ah." Mash then turned her head a little...was senpai a bit farther away?

Mash continued speaking, even as fear began showing on Ritsuka's face. "Senpai, and the heroine Senpai chose. There is no need for anything else, right?"

An explosion is then heard.

"!?The sound of an explosion...!?" Then that meant-

"Ah yes…" Mash looked at the board, showing the poor results. "Nightingale's bomb has exploded, it seems, hm? All the heroine's affection level have gone down 5 levels." The faces were now mad to upset.

"Gulp…!?" Ritsuka went.

"It's okay," Mash then consoled him. "My affection level is unchanged, the other girls' (heroines) opinions of you are of no consequence." She then began walking to him. "So let the two of us just spend all out time here until graduation, okay?"

Another bomb went off.

"Another explosion!"

"The only possible action now is to rest, so senpai's stats will just continue to go down, but don't worry." She then leaned her blushed smiling face at him. Not even noticing the cold sweat on him. "No matter what becomes of senpai, my affection level will never waver." She then said her last words to him. "So let's live happily ever after, okay? Senpai."

"I…" Fujimaru Ritsuka then shouted. "I DON'T NEED MORE YANDERE HEROINEEEEEEEES!"

...Elsewhere, a bit beyond the school, a certain girl was leaning onto a tree.

"Haa…" She went. "For a game that says you can engage in "serious love", you would think there'll be more handsome guys coming after me." Her fox ears then perked up. "What? Isn't this strange? Only Master seems to be popular! In fact, there's almost no guys in this academy!"

It then revealed the true culprit of the Singularity.

...Suzuka Gozen!

"Just when will my darling (boyfriend) prince show up, hm?" She then smiled. "Guess there's no other way! One more time...In fact, I'll replay this game as many times as it takes! I'll experience real love for suuuure!"

Then from the school itself behind metal shutters, a cry came out. "I've had enough of romance already!"

Suzuka Gozen was shocked and yelled, "Just who would say such a wasteful thing!?"

"Well...that ended well...I guess." Billy the Kid shrugged.

"So this is what you call a bad end." Jeanne Alter realized, having usually gotten the good scenes. "Huh. Who would have guessed."

"So she's the culprit." Nero narrowed her eyes before shrugging. "It actually makes sense."

"That JK wannabe always was like that." Tamano snided. "Honestly, to think she did that. Reduce the Female Servants like a game." Her eyes lit up. "My body is only for my one true husband!"

"Yeah." Nero agreed. Both thinking of a special man (or sometimes woman) of another time and place.

"I feel bad for the botched scene." Atalanta said. Having been surprised by how it looked like Mash and Ritsuka were about to get a good scene. Only for that to happen.

"Just like me." Medea sighed though slightly conflicted. Because this time, it was the man that got the bad end instead of the girl. Stupid game system.

"Uh-hu." Guadako agreed fully. To think that system made Mash so...yandere! "In fact," She then turned to see Mash...looking upset. What happened to her? Maybe her brother knew-oh. So that's why.

"I'll stay with you guys for a bit." Fujimaru said to Cu and his teacher who both agreed. "I know Mash isn't like that...but…"

"It's okay bro." Cu patted him on the back. "I totally understand."

As for Mash, she just puffed her cheeks and looked a bit sad. Guadako patted her on the back, cheering her up a little. She's certain her dumb brother will return to his senses in a bit.

"Don't worry Mash, he'll come back." She told her.

"A-alright." Mash said. Hoping the next world they see will be a little less yandere. Next time, she'll get the confession right!

"Life can truly take a twist, huh." Circe smirked.

"Yeah, well, life happens." The voice chuckled. "I hope you enjoyed that. Because we move onto the next world."

"Will it be something full of more action?" Beowulf grinned.

"Oh yeah, I wouldn't mind that." The Rider of Red lifted his spear. "How cool would that be."

"Well, I suppose you'll find out what the next world is like." The voice chuckled. "Some will be action, others comedy, others, maybe tragic." Like those Lost Belts. Man these guys have it tough. Hopefully the Fujimaru's, Mash, Olga, and even the new Director get a happy ending. To think they were only halfway done! Damn. Truly the adventure of the lifetime.

"In any case, let us resume!"

And another story done. Poor Fujimaru. Stuck in the love bad end. Such a shame more chapters don't come out like this one. And poor female Servants. While I don't mind fanservice, sometimes it feels forced on them. I mean, Saint Martha wearing that!. Not to mention those with kid bodies. Yikes. Well, that's life for ya. But still, a good story I liked to read. Until Next Time.