Chapter 2: Side Stories

Sorry for the wait folks. But when one does ten hour jobs at work, it tends to make a person too tired to do anything. But you don't come here for excuses, but to read, am I right! In any case, enjoy these small reactions to small side comics I found. This will be shorter, but I did say stuff like that will happen. Hope you'll like it either way.

"You know, I wonder," Fujimaru spoke as he finished reviewing what they saw moments ago. "Who were some of those Servants we saw, and how?" He then asked the big question.

"Yeah," His sister agreed. "Those two horse Servants, the extra Scathach, heck those were weird."

"Please don't remind me." Chiron still felt embarrassed by that other version of him. He may not have been the one being chased, but it felt embarrassing either way.

"Hm." Cu rubbed his chin. "That horse, isn't that Lu Bu's horse or whatever?"

"Wait, his horse is a freaking Servant!" Guadako went wide eyed. "How does that even happen?"

"Like that's the weirdest Servant we have." Da Vinci chuckled, not all that surprised. "We have those Elizabeth Mechs if I recall."

"Not even sure how that works." EMIYA Archer whispers, swearing that now these days, the Throne just accepted anybody weird or unique. Because he was certain those like the mechs, certain Alters like Jeanne and her Lily form, Illya and her pals and so on shouldn't even be in the Throne of Heroes in the first place. Then again, can he really say that considering his circumstances.

"I just cannot believe Jason is a good guy." Artoria had heard about the man, and most comments weren't good. "I suppose he becomes a good ally in that world."

"Of course!" Medea (Lily) said with glee. "He's super cool and awesome!"

Her older counterpart had to hold back a groan. She truly disliked her younger self. Uh, and she's supposed to be smarter than her. Shame the kid had that fascination with her ex-husband.

"I never met this Xiang Yu character, but should he look like that?" Billy the kid asked Da Vinci.

"No." She said. "But, maybe circumstances happened."

"These days, it feels like some Servants don't even represent what they supposedly looked like in history." Circe smirked.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Chloe waves her hand and just points at the screen. "Can we just continue watching what else you got on."

"Indeed." El Melloi drank some tea. His assistant Grey served him more. "We may as well continue watching. Heaven knows I needed this break." Saving the world constantly took quite the tool on oneself.

"...Hey," Beowulf narrowed his eyes. "How are you here?" When did these two arrive. Not to mention, he felt some people were suddenly gone with new ones replacing him. Just what was going on.

"Let's just ignore it and move on." Merlin showed no care of the mystery. As expected of him, he was more interested in other worlds similar to second magic than new guests.

"Of course." The voice told her as everyone sat properly. "This will be a bit more shorter than the first, but maybe you'll enjoy it either way. Have fun." The screen then turned back on to reveal what alternative reality was next.

VR Chaldea for Men!

The men sat straighter as they saw this. The girls get a weird feeling from this with some sighing. Men.

It had been such an ordinary day at first. Here in Chaldea, humanity had been restored and all was right. But things were about to take a turn as two men came. With them, the device of the century.

"It's finally completed!" Edison roared. VR Chaldea for Men, prototype Number 1!"

By his side was Tesla who just smirked in agreement. The man explaining this new device to experience. "It chooses a lady in Chaldea that you have a deep connection with, and using that lady's data, it helps you train in virtual reality! Of course this wonderful invention was only possible because of my amazing alternating currents!"

"Huuh?!" Edison went. "What do you mean alternating currents!?"

'Just show us the device.' The women in the theatre felt nervous, as they felt the men thinking one thought. Something told them they won't be liking this. Helena sighing, wondering just what they made.

"Shut up you non-genius!" Edison growled.

"Are you trying to pick a fight?!" Tesla hissed.

Meanwhile, Fujimaru just looked amazed. "As expected of the geniuses! What a wonderful invention , full of a man's romance!"

Edison and Tesla stopped fighting for a bit, smiling at the Master for the compliment. "As expected of the Master! You're quick to understand!" Edison complimented.

"That is why we called for no one else!" Tesla smiled. "We would like you to test this invention on other men to collect data! So that we can make a final version!"

"So I'll just go around in your place, huh?" Fujimaru grinned, giving a thumbs up. "Alright! Leave it to me!"

"We're leaving it to you!" Edison told Fujimaru. "Once we're done collecting data from the male Servants, we'll let you have a go at it, Master!"

"Yaaay!" Of course that's Fujimaru's goal.

"Pick me! Pick me! Pick! Me!" Blackbeard muttered.

"How childish. Right Archer?" Artoria told EMIYA Archer.

"Of course." He replied, crossing his arms. 'I wonder if he'll choose me?'

"I wonder if it will be sis and I." Achilles whispered, giving a quick look at Atalanta. If he had a tail, it would be swishing in anticipation.

"If it was me, I wonder who it would be." Despite saying that, Cu gave his teacher a look. While he did call her old-in secret-and junk, by no means did he not consider his feelings for her. He had respect...but he did feel a little of that for her. 'Ah whatever.' Cu then thought. 'Not like she feels the same.'

"..." Without him noticing, Scarathach took a small peak at her student...then smiled a bit before turning back. 'I wonder if that device is for men only?'

"Hehehehe...hehehe...heheh." Fergus was having a wild time in his mind. Of course, while it was mainly men that felt this, there were a few girls that could not say the same.

"Oh." Chloe whispered to Illya. "Thinking of someone?"

"N-no!" The poor girl said unsuccessfully.

"Anybody with close ties…?" Grey took a peek at her Master, Melloi. She then blushed thinking it was sinful. Or is it?

Before Fujimaru left, he decided to ask one quick question. "By the way, have you two tried it out?"

"Of course!" The two said.

It then showed a flashback of Helena...in a cute swimsuit with massive device straps behind her while giving a salute.

"The system chose Helena-kun for the both of us, so we trained in Mahatma!" Tesla told Fujimaru.

"It's truly a wonderful system, you can really feel a man's romance through it!" Edison agreed.

Tesla whistled while avoiding the blushed look of Helena.

This will be awkward.

"Alright!" Fujimaru held the unique device, ready for action. Or in this case, romance. "Maybe I should go with someone easy to get along first…"

In moments, he found the first person who straightens up and gives a thumbs up. Kintoki. "A new type of training? Ooh...that sounds fun, let's go Master!"

Said man himself looked excited in the room, rubbing his hands while some males lamented. "Guess I'm the lucky one here."

The main man himself then put the VR on him. Ready to see what will help him train. "Being able to train while using machines like this is truly golden!" The machine started, and there Kintoki saw the starting screen. "Oh? It's starting up!"

"Kintoki, come and train with mother~"

"Don't be shy an' come over to me boy~"

Two women then said to Kintoki wearing nothing but blue training outfits. The former being none other than his 'mom' Raikou with a bit of her bust showing with the second being Shuten-Douji who smirked.

"...!?" Kintoki then took out the VR and slammed it onto the ground and trembled.

"W-What's wrong, Golden?!" Ritsuka asked, worried.

"Master! This thing is bad for my heart!" He told him, giving Ritsuka back the device. "Sorry, but I won't be training using this!"

As Kintoki moaned and was happy those two weren't here, a few men just looked very excited. Guadako glanced at her brother who just gave a serious look at the device. Really.

Mash just stared at Guadako's brother intensely.

Is that device really so good?

"Maybe Golden had too much women trouble huh...I should ask a more stoic person…" Ristuka would then proceed to go to another person. One he felt was perfect for the job.

The second person, Houzouin Inshun.

"You want me to train in...Vee...ar?" He said while grabbing the device. "I don't really understand but, if that's what the Master wishes, then I'll do it!"

"What!?" The spear wielder then said as he placed the VR on his head. "I will be able to train in this Vee-ar space, together with a lady?"

An image then showed up revealing none other than Musashi. "Inshun-dono. Let's make new techniques together~" The powerful sword-wielder said to him.

"Hm?" The Lancer said, confused. "This is...Musashi-dono?"

It was then he noticed something very interesting about Musashi. Mainly her clothes. "This is very different from her usual swordsman's appearance! But this appearance is truly beautiful!" The clothing she had on revealed her midriff and supple thighs. Her bouncy breasts and butt are very emphasized. "Seeing this form is...yes, it…"

Then it showed the real world. "It can really have an affect on one's p**90! Hahaha!"

"I'm begging you! Don't let it affect your p**90!"

Many women wretched from hearing that. Even if it was omitted.

"Is this what men think all the time?" Artoria blushed a bit.

"Tch!" Atalanta frowned. "So this is how men view women. As modern day people say, 'eye candy'." It disgusted her.

"Not like you girls dress any better." Cu chuckled as many women here in Chaldea dress rather immodestly, even by today's standard.

"Can't even say no to that." Helena deadpanned as she knew that many female Servants did in fact wear little. For some reason the child-like Servants were affected the most.

"Oh yeah." Chloe grinned while stretching, revealing her own clothing which covered little. "So true."

"That was an unexpected side of Inshun-san huh…" Ritsuka said as he walked to find another person. "Now then...Maybe I should go where men have a strong camaraderie with each other…"

It wasn't long before a small group came to mind. Mainly, the Knights of the Round Table. Where it showed Triston, Lancelot, Beldiviere, and Gawain.

"I'm certain my knights can handle this." Artoria said with pride. The few knights here such as Lancelot and Gawain just gulped.

"Vr training?" Beldiviere asked.

"I see…" Tristan said as he plopped the VR device onto his head. Ready to test it out. "If that's the case, then I have no choice but to help out, right this instant!"

It was then he saw one of the Alter-Egos as his connection choice. None other than Meltryllis, who smiled at Triston. "You should be grateful that I would be helping you train!" She told the knight. "Well, first we should do arm exercises-Hey! Are you listening?"

Tristan simply said 'Oooh'...all while his eyes now open stared at her nearly uncovered lower half.

"I see, I see…" Tristan of the real world said while kneeling.

"What you're doing in that pose is very easy to understand! You're really terrible!" Gawain shouted at his ally. The man taking the VR from him. "Seriously, sir Tristan!"

"I am...truly happy…" Was all Tristan said.

Sighing, Gawain just put the device on. "Please bear in mind that such indecent actions would reflect badly on the knights of the round table's reputation!"

In contrast to those words, suddenly he saw Passionlip who said, "My leotards are to tight~~"

"How indecent!" Gawain said in the real world. His hands making groping motions. "Absolutely in...de...cent…"

"Sir Gawain!" Lancelot said in shock, taking the device. "You're guilty of it as well!" He then put on the device.

"Sir Lancelot." A Mash with her somewhat revealing knight form said, standing in front of Lancelot with her hand out. "Let's train together!"

"Ma-...MASHU?!" Lancelot put both hands on his cheeks and blushed a little.

"..." Mash gave Lancelot a stare as if he were garbage. The poor knight himself just sweated a bit and did not look very good. Doing his best not to stare at her.

"..." Artoria was also silent, with Gawain doing his own best not to look. The King of Knights feeling unsure what she even expected out of this.

"Well this is an overly-used twist." Hans wrote what he saw in a small book. "But I suppose it makes for good trash-comedy."

"Not to mention the perfect ideas for tragedy." William Shakespear grinned. "I can already see it, the knights in shining armor...Not getting the girls! Haha!"

"I feel bad for them." Ritsuka said.

"Indeed sempai." Mash agreed, then narrowed her eyes. "Except for the man who dares go after his child." Lancelot gulped at that.

"T-...This is wrong! You're my daughter! No, son!" Lancelot shouted.

"As expected of the knights of the round table!" Fujimaru cheered. "You're all faithful to your male instincts huh?" Glad to see even such nice knights were men after all.

""Master, I'm a male as well, please let me try the VR-..." Beldivere then tried to have his own turn. Excited to see his choice of woman.

"Bedi is not allowed to try it out!" Fujimaru denied the knight his chance.

"But why?!"

"For good reason." Guadako said, not wanting that knight to be corrupted.

"Looks like you're doing something fun." From nowhere came Merlin himself with a smile. He then grabbed the VR and went to check out his own woman. He then smiled and said, "Hey Artoria! What's with you, wearing that kind of clothes, and even posing like that…!"

Now that caught everyone's attention.

Artoria gulped as she looked at Merlin. Her old mentor gazed at her and smiled.

"!" For some reason, that frightened her a lot.

"What did you see?!" Lancelot shouted. "Give that here!"

"I wasn't even able to try it!" Beldiviere whined a bit.

"Wah!" Gawain went.

A while later, Fujimaru made it back to Tesla and Edison with smiles entering his sight.

"Master, thanks for all your help!" Edison told him.

"We've gathered quite a lot of data!" Tesla told him. "Of course, Master, please try it as well!"

Fujimaru looked more than pleased, ready to try something of a man's romance. "Yay! I've waited for this! I wonder who would show up~? Hm~?" It was then the device began smoking for some reason. "Hey, it smells like something's burn-..."

Before the Master could even finish, the device went ka-boom! Engulfing him in flames.

"UWAAAH! It exploded! Masteeeer!" Edison shouted.

A few seconds later, Edison and Tesla examined the device while Fujimaru recovered.

"It seems like Master has too many connections to ladies, that the circuits got overwhelmed and so, overheated…" Tesla told the Master.

"Looks like we need to rebuild from scratch huh…" Edison sighed.

"I was looking forward to trying out a lot of things in this VR play!" Fujimaru let out tears as he whined, his body slightly burned and hair messed up with tears on his clothes. "This is just unfair!"

Sadly, it got worse.

"Well isn't that just great for you, Senpai!" Mash angrily said to the kneeled Fujimaru with Edison and Tesla next to him. "Having a lot of ladies with a deep connection to you!"

In the end, the female Servants found out about it and thus, the invention was banned.

Every man in the theatre groaned, finding this messed up.

The ladies on the other hand, were satisfied. Like they wanted the men to make a device with them seen in tight, revealing, gym outfits. Tch! What were they, fanservice!?

"Moving on from this...depression." EMIYA Archer whispered that last part, also disappointed with the device being banned. "What else do you have for us?" he asked the entity.

"Another world we're seeing a cool Servant summoning." The voice answered. "Behold, the summoning of a man of great pride!"

Sigurd, man, Legendary Hero?

Fujimaru was summoning another Servant. This one being of Saber Class and was considered the equal to King Arthur in terms of sword skills. As the light died down, it then showed the hero himself.

A wicked cool mask, special armor, glowing red eyes. The new hero stared at Fujimaru and said, "I have arrived in response to your summoning. Servant Saber. My name is…"

He was then interrupted when Fujimaru, and next to him, Blackbeard, began cheering at full force.

"It's Star-Lord of the Guardians of the Galaxy!" The two went with stars in their eyes.

"Aaaaand that's completely wrong." Sigurd deadpanned.

"You know…" Guadako looked at this new hero. "He kinda does look like Star-Lord." She admits. "Just more high tech and tougher. The mask especially."

"I agree with that." Blackbeard was with her.

"B-b-Star-Lord is just a movie character from Marvel." Mash told her female senpai.

"So are Hyde and Jerkyll, Homes, and Nursery Rhyme aren't exactly real people but people you see in books." Guadako pointed out.

"That….makes sense." Mash then realized. As some Servants here weren't exactly actual people, but just beings made by human imagination that ascended to the Throne.

"The world is full of wonders." Merlin chuckled.

Both Blackbeard and Ristuka, two good friends, then felt utter excitement seeing the legendary Star-Lord with them. To think, they'd get another cool made-up character from the Throne aside from Holmes. Even better, this guy could both fight and wasn't as annoying as Holmes!

"Ouch." Holmes said as he felt the insulting jab hit him.

"He's not wrong." His enemy Morarity smirked. Holmes punched him in the face.

"No way," Ristuka then realized something. "If you showed up as a Rider...You would look like that, right?" An image of the real Star-Lord surrounded by his allies came to mind. "You just got a slightly different mask! Yeaaaaah!"

"So cool!" Blackbeard roared. "You and your friends saved the universe as a band of heroic outlaws!"

"Please stop it, it's all wrong." Sigurd begged.

"Sigurd huh." Fujimaru stared at him suspiciously. Something Da Vinci noticed.

"Something wrong, Fujimaru?" She asked.

"Yeah, it's just." He then pointed at Sigurd on screen. "I don't know the history of the guy, since I've never seen or summoned him, but he's from the past, right?"

"Yes." Da Vinci wondered where he was going with this.

"Then...why does he have armor and a mask that belongs to the future? How does someone in the past even have that?" He questioned.

"..." Da Vinci raised her finger to answer...but then realized she couldn't.

"Yeah, boy has a point." The voice then said. Loads of you fools have appearances and powers that don't even match history records." Pictures then showed showing certain Servants that were examples.

"Like Edison, who for some reason has a lion head." I mean, history shows the dude has an actual human face. Not whatever this is. The next picture is then seen.

"Your Da Vinci was a male, and while you give some weird reason why he's a she, since when did Da vinci have a rocket arm in life, and knew how to work computers and other technology that was more advanced from his time." Fujimaru and Guadako then looked at Da Vinci's arm, and realized how she even had a rocket arm in the first place. The genius looking at her arm...and wondering how she never realized that at all.

"Then we have Jack the Ripper, and while nobody knew his identity, I think it's safe to say the actual Jack wasn't a little girl." It really made no sense.

"Plus we have Abigail Williams," A picture of a little girl is seen, one of the Servants met in the Pseudo-Singularity. "And while your world explains how she became a Servant despite being a footnote in history, her outfit, hat, and teddy bear make no sense!"

A strange girl is then seen with wild pigtails, and colorful outfits. "And while you haven't seen this Archer Class Servant, Sei Shōnagon, I'm pretty sure her time period didn't have such colorful outfits like that! Hell, no offense to most of you, but while I do find your outfits neat and sometimes awesome, it historically makes no sense!"

Uh, developers. They had a thing for making Servants look so strange sometimes. And they certainly loved making women have revealing outfits. Is that considered insulting to women or not? "Not to mention," The voice, despite being invisible and non-existent, gave something like a glare. "Why does changing into summer outfits change Classes? What does putting on a bikini cause to make your Spirit Origins become a new class entirely?"

"...He...makes a good point." Fujimaru then said. Realizing that some of the stuff mentioned, actually opened his eyes. "Why does putting on clothes...change Classes."

"...Yeah." Guadako then looked at the many Servants from behind. "You guys do kinda have outfits that don't make sense from the time period you come from. Heck, it's outright weird."

"Well, uh, that's because...uh?" Tesla tried answering, but then looked at his own arm. Where a contraption he certainly never had in life was on him.

"Billy the Kid looked in a summoned mirror where he saw his own youthful face. "...I never looked like this in life, except maybe as a kid."

"I...I'm pretty sure I had darker hair." Jeanne D'Arc then took a handful of her own hair. "Yeah, I did have black or brown hair, not blonde...How did I not realize this?"

"Pretty sure most of us are realizing somethings wrong." Holmes just sighed. "It is amazing though that nobody realized we have strange disparities with what we are from history, and the current us now."

"Indeed. Likely the Throne at work." Morarity joined in. "It's possible the Throne gives historical figures 'upgrades' like Da Vinci and Jack to compensate against ancient enemies, thus why the rocket arm and summoning mist exists." He then tapped his chin. "Though it is true, why does changing clothes-for the females-change Classes?"

"We may never know." Holmes shrugged. Acknowledging that for some reason, the Female Servants always got the most Class changes by putting on a different outfit, which was usually revealing. "Let us continue watching. We'll try to answer these questions later." Everyone who heard this, did so. All now seriously wondering if the Throne really did do something to them. They decided to resume watching, just to distract their minds for a bit.

"It's Star-Lord Alter!" Fujimaru cheered.

"Awww yeah!" Blackbeard agreed.

Back in the summoning room, Sigurd was sighing. As he watched them continue mistaking his identity. "I'm telling you, you're mistaken."

"Sigurd?" He then heard a beautiful voice. One he knew very well. Startled at hearing it. He turned and saw her, the most beautiful woman of all he met in his life. "Could it be, you are really Sigurd?"

"B-Bryn-hildr…" He was about to tell her it was him, but then paused. Why? Because he saw all her leves, skills, and Np were at the MAX. Meaning that she was way, way, way more powerful than the recently summoned him. Something he realized sadly and knew that he needed to think fast.

Currently, she didn't think he was Sigurd. Because of Blackbeard and his new Master, she questioned if it was really him or this 'Star-Lord' person she heard them call him. Giving Sigurd enough time to think this.

'Right now, the difference in power is to high...If I resume our relationship, then I'll be killed...If I die, then I won't be able to show my love to her...In other words, there's only one thing I can do…!' Sigurd then faced his new Master and Blackbeard, with Brynhild watching. All three waiting for an answer. The man then kneeled.

"I am the leader of the Guardians of the Galaxy, Saber Chris Pratt." He then declared making Blackbeard and Fujimaru cheer with Brynhild interested in this Servant who felt like Sigurd. All while Sigurd thought one thing of his master plan. Hide my identity until I reach final ascension!'

"Wow." Beowulf chuckled. "The things men do for love."

"I think it's sweet." Gray though to herself, finding the gesture interesting.

"And hilarious!" Mordred laughed.

"What a man!" Ritsuka pumped his fist.

"Not bad I suppose." EMIYA Archer also hid his identity once, though the reasons for it were very different from Sigurd.

"I felt it was funny all right." the voice chuckled. "But onto the next one." The screen then shows the next small world clip.

Fujimaru Ritsuka Doesn't Get it Chapter 2

"Oh man, this Chaldea base is so nice and safe." A ritsuka Fujimaru of another time, place, and world said as he walked alongside Mash and Fou. "It's just like being at home."

"Yeah!" Mash agreed with him. "I really don't know how to thank Sion and Captain for this."

It then showed a flashback of this world's Mash and Fujimaru. Just like many others, they were outside and camping. Difference, these two are nearly freezing to death with only a small fire warming them. Barley.

"I thought I'd gotten used to sleeping outdoors after doing it for so long, but nothing beats actually having a warm bed and a nice bath to get into…" Fujimaru said, recalling those terrible days called camping. He now knew why human history made beds and houses.

"We sure spent a lot of time in that cold Lost Belt…" Mash admitted, also glad for beds.

"Beds. The gift from God." Ritsuka said. "Heaven made such a good gift."

"Ah, nice and warm." His sister agreed. Hating those times sleeping on the dirt. "This is why we need to finish those Singularities. So we don't end up suffering on the ground and waking up with a squirrel next to our face."

Mash didn't say anything, but even she appreciated the bed and blanket. The outdoors was nice, but somewhat uncomfortable.

"Please." Atalanta huffed. "These beds are okay, but the trees and dirt are the true gifts of God for sleeping on." Why modern humans liked beds rather than dirt confused her. She slept well when living outdoors, and loved the stars at night. Houses were too different from that.

"Eh? Sure." Medea pretended to agree, but didn't. She liked beds, and as a princess, she had the best ones. How she loved those days before Jason came.

"And look at this amazing cafeteria!" Ritsuka said as he and Mash entered the new cafeteria. But then the two looked a little sad. "Actually it feels a bit lonely in here." He said, recalling EMIYA Archer, Artoria, Boudica, Tamamo Cat, and Artoria.

"Yeah…" Mash agreed. "But I'm sure they will all answer our summons again in no time!" She believed.

"Wait, what happened to us?" EMIYA Archer asked the voice.

"In this world, you were all sent back to the Throne for a time being." The voice answered. "You finished saving the world with Ritsuka, so no need to keep you in Chaldea."

"I suppose that makes sense." Artoria nodded. "No need to keep holding your blade when the battle is done."

'Shame it all went wrong after.' The voice thought.

La-la-la-la-la!" It was then the two heard something from the cafeteria kitchen. The two walked to the noise, and there they then saw him. "This new kitchen is marvelous! Oh I'm so happy! Ahh, I finished this delicious carbonara!"

It's none other than Chaldea's new Director, Goredolf.

"Eh!?" Da Vinci said in shock. "Chaldea is taken by this man!"

"A new Director." Ritsuka looked surprised. "Didn't see that coming."

"I guess it makes sense." Mash looked at the new Director. "From the looks of it, that senpai saved the world, and restored humanity. So...that means someone else must have become Chaldea's new Director I suppose."

"He seems familiar." Siegfried said, unsure why the man felt familiar.

"Yeah...a lot…" Sieg narrowed his eyes, also feeling the man was familiar. So weird.

As the New Director of Chaldea was ready to eat, he turned and saw Ritsuka and Mash.

"Gah! You two!" He cried out. "How long have you been there!?" Instead of answering, Ritsuka took a step closer. "L-Look I was merely trying to inspect the equipment, as the new director…" Another step, and some drool was coming out of Ritsuka's mouth, showing his hunger. "Ok ok I get it! I'll give you some of this! So please don't come any closer!"

As the New Director gave him the meal, Ritsuka took a quick bite out of it. His face lit up and his tongue began dancing.

"W-wha...T-This is...This is good!" He shouted. "I-It's good...G-Good food g-good…"

"Is it really THAT good!?" Mash asked.

EMIYA Archer saw Artoria...who was actually drooling a bit at seeing the meal. It couldn't be…

"Very well Demi-Servant girl, I guess you can try some too." Goredolf told Mash and gave her a serving.

Mash took a bite and lit up in happiness. "Wow!" She went in awe. "I can feel the rich flavor of the egg and the pancetta all over my mouth!" Even Fou was eating some of it.

"Oh really now…" Chaldea's new director smiled a bit, scratching his cheek. "Hmm, guess I'll let you have that taste dish."

"Yaaaay!" The two heroes of Chaldea cheered.

Boom!

It was then a summoning circle came behind the duo, the two turning around in shock. "A Servant is trying to get summoned!" Ritsuka declared.

"Huh!?" The New Director gaped. "Why!?"

It was there someone crawled out. "Hi, something smelled good, so I came."

"ARTORIA!" Mash and Ritsuka shouted.

'My carbonara was a catalyst…?' Goredolf thought confused.

Artoria slightly blushed, but she felt no regrets at all.

"Now this was unexpected." Ritsuka just said.

"I'm not even sure what I should say." Guadako was in similar thought as her brother.

"..." EMIYA Archer narrowed his eyes dangerously at this new director. He wondered…

"Wow!" Artoria enjoyed the New Director's food. "I've never had carbonara this good!"

"Hey G-Man, do you have seconds!?" Ritsuka asked.

"Hey watch your tone with me, boy!" Goredolf told the last Master. "You gonna want dessert with that too!?"

Then in a second, another summoning circle came.

"A chain summoning!?" Rituka shouted with Mash joining in.

"Is getting Servants always this easy!?"

Then from the circle, out came another familiar face.

"I feel like I heard someone say something that I couldn't ignore…" EMIYA Archer said with one eye closed and a smirk.

"Emiya!" Ritsuka cheered.

"G-Man, you're amazing!" Ritsuka hugged the New Director at what he just did.

"Thank you so much, Director Gordolf!" Mash thanked the man.

As for the New Director, he could only think one thing with joy. 'I think this is the first time anyone has thanked me like this…'

"He summoned high-class Servants with food...now that's amazing!" Guadako yelled.

"Never thought food could be used like that." Merlin could see the possibilities with this.

"I wouldn't mind sampling said food as a catalyst." Artoria smiled, not noticing the dangerous glint in EMIYA Archer's eyes.

'Oh, it is so on.' According to Da Vinci, in the future someone will check on Chaldea, likely the New Director which he just saw. In other words, this man who dared to make food that Artoria seemed to like almost as much, if not, better, than his own. Well, guess he'll find out who's the better cook later on.

He'll be using the kitchen for a while.

"I have to admit, this new director seems...interesting." Da Vinci sweat-dropped.

"No denying that, he seems weird." Billy the kid smirked, wondering just who this guy even is.

"True enough." The voice told them. "He's a bit of a jerk, but he actually has his own uses and is a good man. Just a bit of a jerk."

"That seems messed up." Cu said.

"Look at the person next to you." The voice tells him. Cu does and sees EMIYA Archer.

"...Then again, Chaldea is full of jerks." He said, ignoring the glare EMIYA Archer was giving him.

"Shame it's not a girl, but a man that can summon onii-chan is okay in my books." Chloe laughed as she kinda liked this New Director.

"Using food is definitely going to require experiments." Moriaty grinned. Like Merlin, he was wondering what dangerous possibilities there could be. Oh the glory of it all. But that'll have to wait, because for now the screen is turning on again. May as well put plans aside for the time being, because he wanted to see what else these worlds could offer.

And I'm done here. Next time, I'll be doing a dojin or whatever it is. A reviewer told me about some manga of Fate Grand Order, a school-love comedy, and I LOVED it. Didn't even realize that existed. It's a bit long, but totally worth it. And also, this is just my opinion, but I bet the Throne of Heroes 'changes' the people in it. Because no way Da vinci in life had a rocket arm and knew tech not from his time. The Throne probably gives people like him upgrades so they'll be tougher. I mean, William Shakespeare isn't a fighter, so thus why he has mind-manipulating powers and the ability to summon characters.

Again, just my opinion. Anyway, until next time.