Disclaimer: If Naruto was mine, why would I be writing fanfiction? Although when I do write a book, I will probably write fanfiction about it to mess with people.

"What are you doing?" an angry Sakura asked the little boy in front of her.

"I-I-," the kid stuttered out before Sakura answered her own question. "You were peeping into the ladies hot springs like the little pervert you are. Why are you turned away from me? Look at someone when they're talking to you."

""What's going on?" a kunoichi asked from the hot spring that the kid was looking into.

"This little Peeping Tom over here was looking at us," Sakura replied angrily.

"N-no-"

"Shut it!" Sakura interrupted, dragging the poor kid in front of the ladies who now sunk lower in the water to cover themselves. "Who are you?"

"Sakura stop screeching like a banshee. You are dragging this kid, and we can't even see his face to know who he is. He might just be a lost child looking for his mom," the kunoichi who first asked about the situation now told Sakura. This was the legendary Sannin Tsunade who took the kunoichi and their students that weren't currently on missions to the new hot springs to commemorate her becoming Hokage. "Now lets see who this is," the robe-clad kunoichi calmly stated while helping the boy up.

The kid tripped and knocked Tsunade over before looking up fearfully from the ground. As everyone saw her face in surprise, a laugh rang out. "That's not a boy. That's my genin," a black-haired kunoichi with red eyes exclaimed while laughing. "Sakura," Kurenai scolded, finally coming down from her laughing, reducing herself to a low chuckle, "she was in your class."

"Hyuga Hinata," Tsunade exclaimed, recognizing the firstborn of the horrendous man who was against her becoming Hokage.

"H-hai, Lady Hokage," the poor girl murmured while bowing. She couldn't believe this. She clearly was a girl from the front. So, her haircut wasn't conventional. She didn't do it by choice. It represented her rejection by her father.

"Your father is an arrogant bastard and you deserve better," Tsunade said right off the bat. Honestly, that man didn't deserve the wonderful wife he was given by Kami nor did he deserve this talented, albeit shy, kunoichi who did a heck of a job during the chūnin exams and what she saw of her mission record, as well as what her sensei said of her.

"Th-thank you?" the confused girl said.

"Hinata, what were you doing out there?" her sensei calmly asked. She knew that her student suffered from mental and emotional abuse from her cruel father and her cold clan mates. She tried to be as gentle as possible, but not too much because she also wanted the girl to build up confidence and to not be coddled. That's why she didn't reproach the new Hokage for her choice of words or for her bluntness. She wanted Hinata to be exposed to such things in a way that would help her understand that not all hate would be directed at her and that not everyone thought she was weak.

She knew that the new Hokage understood what the girl was going through. She had lost her family as well and had been surrounded by people who thought she was weak for being in a group of boys. Heck, all of the females in genin teams understood. She was glad that their new Hokage did not direct her anger for Hiashi at the shy kunoichi.

"I-I was making sure that no one was looking before I came in. I didn't want to show anyone what I looked like. I wanted to slip in quietly."

"It's okay, Hinata. You can come in now. We won't judge you," her calm sensei told her.

"Okay," she whispered, pulling off the robe that covered her body from the ladies. The ladies stared at Hinata who was now in a one piece bathing suit that was not as revealing as what they were wearing but still showed her body off perfectly. They noticed the scars that littered her arms and legs, but they didn't want to mention them because they didn't want to make her more uncomfortable than she already was although they weren't doing a very good job at that because they were staring enviously at the petite girl's figure that they definitely didn't expect to be under all those clothes.

Sakura was the first one to get a coherent word out. "Dang !" she yelled right before Ino could yell at her incredulously, "And you thought she was a boy, Billboard Brow. She's got almost as many curves as Tsunade-sama."

"Now, now girls. Settle down. Let's not make Hinata more uncomfortable. This is probably what she expected to happen, and we want to allow her to enjoy herself," is what Tsunade said out loud, but internally she said: Damn. This is what she was hiding? We should never let her take off her coat in front of the boys, or she would never be left alone, and we would have raging fanboys everywhere. She could probably start a riot with a body like that.

After the initial surprise, the kunoichi went back to relaxing in whatever free time they could spare. They knew this was fleeting, and all they could think about was how much better Hinata looked than them. If Hinata wanted she could probably start a war with her cute personality, amazing body, and her punch that many have experienced first hand from frightening the poor girl. There was nothing gentle about that fist.

Hinata could feel the jealousy stewing among her fellow shinobi, and she assumed they were thinking of the possibilities she had if she took off her jacket. She knew they never gave her credit for her brain. She knew she could take over all the boys in the village if they saw her. She was too good for that, but if they really messed with her, all she would have to do was take off her jacket. She had used this tactic before to surprise Hyuga who tried to follow her or attack her, and she used it on missions. It really came in handy. For now, she decided to stop thinking about it and leaned back to relax with a sigh.

Elsewhere there were a group of actual peeping boys who were officially fighting off nosebleeds as well as contemplating how to get rid of all jackets ever.

This was supposed to be a humorous oneshot, but it turned all serious. Oh, well.