The coronavirus has hit Los Angeles so Tori and the others have to stay quarantined for who knows how long
Trina: Man how long do we have to be quarantined for?
Tori: I think for the rest of the school year. Or longer.
Trina: Man I was so looking forward to prome this year. I bought a fancy dress off Sky Store.
Tori: So were the rest of us. André and I were supposed to perform.
Trina: What song were you guys going to sing?
Tori: We were going to sing Countdown.
Trina: Hey at least the principal was nice enough to let us in the school to get all of our stuff.
Tori: Yeah because dad threatened to arrest Helen if she didn't let us all in to grab our supplies.
Trina: Why does he always have to threaten to arrest people?
Tori: I don't know.
Trina: He takes his job way too seriously.
Tori gets a text from André
Tori: Oh André texted me.
Trina: What he say?
Tori: He wants me to get on PearChat.
Trina: Why?
Tori: Probably so we can video chat and catch up.
Trina: Oh.
Tori signs on and gets on PearChat
André: Sup Tori.
Tori: Hey André.
André: I just texted Beck, Cat, Jade, and Robbie to get on.
Tori: Okay.
Cat gets on chat
Cat: Hi.
Tori: Hey Cat.
André: Sup little red.
Cat: Isn't this terrible.
Tori: It's very terrible.
André: Yeah.
Trina: I hate you China. You ruined everything.
André: They had to make that stupid virus.
Jade and Beck get on
Beck: Hey.
Jade: Sup.
Cat: Hi guys.
Jade: I'm going to destroy China.
Tori: Calm down.
Jade: Don't tell me to calm down Vega! I was supposed to get my tongue pierced this weekend but now I can't because we're all quarantined!
Trina: Why would you pierce your tongue?
Beck: I already asked that.
Jade: Because I feel like it.
Tori: This virus better go away soon.
Jade: No kidding Vega.
Robbie joins the chat. He is also holding Rex who apparently has a mask on
Robbie: Hello.
Cat: Hi Robbie.
Tori: Sup Robbie.
André: Why is Rex wearing a mask?
Rex: So I don't get the corona.
Trina: But you're a puppet.
Cat: You can't get infected.
Rex: You don't know what I got.
Tori: This feels nice.
Robbie: It feels like we're all together again.
Cat: Like we're at school.
Beck: Not quite.
Jade: We don't have Sikowitz on.
Tori: I just send him a request to join.
André: Good.
Sikowitz joins the chat
Sikowitz: Sup y'all.
Cat: Hi Sikowitz.
Sikowitz: I miss you all so much. Even you Trina.
Trina: Aw I miss you too.
Robbie: This is just awful.
Beck: We had a lot of good stuff that was going to happen.
Jade: But China had other plans.
Tori: Even if we won't have our prome, we can host it at my house.
André: Why you're house?
Trina: She's the one that created prome in the first place.
Cat: That's fair enough.
Sinjin then joins the chat
Sinjin: Hey guys.
Sikowitz: Hello Sinjin.
Tori: Hey.
Sinjin: So we're all video chatting. That's cool.
Jade notices something weird
Jade: What the? Sinjin?
Sinjin: Hi Jade.
Jade: Where did you get that lamp at?
Sinjin: Uh at the lamp store.
Jade: That looks like the same lamp in my living room.
Sinjin: Weird.
Jade: Are you in my house?!
Sinjin quickly leaves
Beck: How did he get in?
Jade: Mom stop letting Sinjin in my house!
Trina: He didn't sign off.
Sinjin signs off
André: Okay no more requests.
Sikowitz: Sinjin isn't even in my class with you guys.
Cat: He is most of the time.
Robbie: That's only when we direct plays.
Tori: Yeah other than that, he's never seen in our class.
Beck: This does feel nice that we're catching up.
André: Yeah.
Cat: It feels like we're all together.
Trina: Like the good old days when we were still allowed to go to school.
Sikowitz: I hope things go back to normal soon.
Tori: So do we.
Cat: Thanks for setting this chat up, André.
André: You're welcome.
Beck: I got to sign off. I have to make dinner.
Jade: I'm going to pierce my tongue myself.
Jade and Beck sign off
Robbie: I got to go too. Rex wants me to disinfect him.
Rex: I don't want to catch that stupid disease.
Robbie signs off
Sikowitz: Take it easy you guys.
Sikowitz signs off
Cat: Thanks again for creating this chat André. Bye.
André: Bye, Cat.
Cat signs off
Tori: Just you and me.
Trina: And me.
Tori: It was great catching up with you André.
André: You too. Wanna chat tomorrow?
Tori: Sure.
André: Bye.
Tori: Bye.
The chat ends
Trina: So are you guys going to be using PearChat to keep in contact until the virus goes away?
Tori: Pretty much. At least TheSlap is still running.
Trina: Things better go back to normal soon.
Tori: I hope so too.
Trina: I might not get to have my graduation.
Tori: That sucks.
Trina: Eh they can mail it out to me.
Tori: I'm sure they'll do something special for your class.
Trina: You think so?
Tori: Yeah. Besides after this is all over, mom and dad are taking us to 7 Poles.
Trina: Oh I love 7 Flags.
Tori: But I really hope things go back to normal as soon as possible.
Trina: Me too.
The End
Note: The title is of course a reference to the title of the show
Note #2: The title is also a reference to the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic
Note #3: There are no Slap Updates due to them all being on video chat
Note #4: Sinjin once again breaks into Jade's house just like he did in the episode "Wi-Fi in Sky"
Note #5: 7 Poles is a parody of 6 Flags
Note #6: Sky Store is a parody of Sky Mall
Note #7: PearChat is of course a reference to video chat