Screen Title: #GoneMissing


Sam, Cat, Dice, and Freddie are sitting on the couch watching clips from iCarly

Cat: Aw Freddie sounds cute with his young voice.

Sam: I know. I was such a dick to him back then.

Dice: Why?

Sam: I had feelings for him back before we dated, but I was too afraid to admit it.

Freddie: It's alright Sam. I had feelings for you too but I was also too afraid to admit it.

Sam: Remember that school dance we had back in 2009?

Freddie: Yeah Gibby rejected you.

Sam: Well when I walked in the Groovy Smoothie, I saw you and Carly dancing and I was jealous. I didn't want to say anything so I left.

Cat: Aw.

Dice is now watching footage of Missy

Dice: Hey here's a clip of that Missy girl.

Sam: Skip over it. I hate Missy so much.

Freddie: Me too. She tried to get rid of you so she can be Carly's best friend.

Sam: And she gave me poison chocolate.

Dice: Well she is locked up in jail.

We cut to a prison in Seattle; Missy is in the workout room and she has a bunch of pictures of Sam that has a red circle with line on it

Missy: As soon as I get out of here, I'm coming for my revenge Sam & Cat. Then Carly will be all mine.

Officer Carl: Robinson workout time is over. I'm taking you back to your cage.

Missy: Oh okay. But may I use the restroom first.

Officer Carl: Fine but you got 5 minutes. Make it quick.

Missy: I will.

Missy heads to the bathroom and locks the door

Missy: But I won't be here. I'm breaking out of here. But first.

Missy spray paints "See ya -Missy Robinson" and she climbs up to a window and escapes

Officer Carl: Alright Missy it's been way over 5 minutes.

Silence

Officer Carl: Did you hear me.

Carl tries to open the door but it's locked

Officer Carl: Locked?

Carl kicks down the door and sees that Missy has escaped

Officer Carl: OH MY FUCKING GOSH!

Officer #2: What's wrong?

Officer Carl: Missy Robinson has escaped.

The alarms go off

Missy: Now to get my revenge on Sam & Cat.

Back in Los Angeles

Cat: Sam, Freddie I'm going for a walk with Dice.

Sam: Have fun.

Dice: Thanks.

Cat and Dice walk out

Freddie: Hey we're alone right now. You wanna go make out?

Sam: Sure.

While Sam and Freddie go to make out, Missy has arrived in Los Angeles and sees Cat and Dice

Missy: Perfect there's Cat. Oh she's with her neighbor friend Dice.

Cat: I've always shipped Sam and Freddie together.

Dice: I didn't know that younger kid was Freddie. He's aged a lot.

Missy jumps out

Missy: Hello you two.

Cat: Missy?

Dice: What are you doing here?

Missy: Revenge!

Missy zaps Cat and Dice unconscious and drags them to her car

Back with Sam and Freddie

Sam: Huh, Cat and Dice have been gone for awhile.

Freddie: Maybe they wanted to give us some alone time.

Sam's phone begins ringing

Sam: Who'd be calling me?

Sam answers her phone and puts it on speaker

Sam: Hello?

Missy: Hello Samantha Puckett!

Sam: Missy Robinson?

Missy: That's right. I'm back. And I kidnapped Cat and Dice for revenge.

Freddie: You what?!

Sam: You kidnapped Dice and Cat!

Missy: That's right! And if you ever want to see them again, tell Carly you aren't her best friend anymore!

Sam: NEVER!

Missy: Then Cat and Dice don't come back.

Call ends

Freddie: Oh crud this is bad.

Sam: No dip.

Freddie: How are we supposed to free them?

Jade has walked in the backdoor

Sam: I don't know. If Jade was here, she could help us. She has a tracking device on Cat.

Freddie: Uh Sam?

Sam: What?

Freddie: Jade's behind you.

Sam: Jade?! Thanks goodness you're here.

Jade: I heard everything.

Freddie: How are we supposed to find Cat and Dice?

Jade: With my tracking device.

Sam: You think it'll work?

Freddie: Sam my mom has a tracking device on me and she was able to find us when we got stranded in Japan and when Nora kidnapped us again.

Jade find the location

Jade: They're 5 miles near Inside Out Burger.

Freddie: Let's roll.

Sam: Hang on Cat and Dice. We're coming to rescue you.

Dice and Cat are locked in a room that looks similar to the one Nora trapped the iCarly gang back in iPsycho

Cat: Ugh I'm so bored.

Dice: Me too.

Missy walks downstairs

Missy: So how are my prisoners doing?

Dice: Let us out of here!

Missy: Hmm, let me think. Oh yeah. No!

Cat: I got to go to the bathroom.

Missy hands Cat a jar

Missy: Pee in this.

Cat: Gross I'm not peeing in this jar.

Missy: Then I guess you're S.O.L.

Missy walk away

Dice: I hope Sam is on her way.

Sam, Freddie, and Jade are driving to Cat's location

Jade: So tell me more about this Missy girl.

Sam: She claims to be Carly's first best friend.

Freddie: She tried to get rid of Sam so she can be Carly's best friend again.

Jade: How'd she tried to get rid of you?

Sam: She wahooed my phone, gave me expired chocolate. And instead of sending me to a rendezvous place, she send me to a piñata factory.

Freddie: I was able to get rid of her by sending her to a school at sea contest and she got seasick.

Sam: Good.

Jade: Dang she must really want to be Carly's best friend huh?

Sam: She's a bigger psycho than Nora.

Freddie: Jade how close are we to their location?

Jade: We're here.

Sam: Good. I'm going to kick Missy's ass.

We now cut back to Cat, Dice, and Missy

Missy: Well it's been over 6 hours so I don't think anyone is coming to rescue you two.

Freddie: Think again.

Sam, Freddie, and Jade have walked down in the basement

Missy: Well well Samantha Puckett and Fredward Benson.

Jade: Let Cat and that kid go! NOW!

Missy: No I won't let them go. So why don't you move along gothy!

Jade gets mad that Missy called her gothy and she grabs her arm and begins twisting it

Missy: OW! OW! OW! OW!

Jade: Yeah how do you like me twisting your arm?

Sam: Hold her down, Jade!

Jade and Sam begins to beat up Missy

Jade: Take this you son of a bitch!

Sam punches Missy many times

Sam: This is for sending me to a piñata factory! This is for destroying my old phone! This is for giving me expired chocolates! And this is for kidnapping Cat and Dice!

Missy goes down as Freddie unlocks the door and frees Cat and Dice

Freddie: Are you two okay?

Cat: Yeah.

Dice: We're fine.

Cat: How did you find us?

Jade: Tracking devices.

Dice: Dang you beat the living shit out of her.

Sam: She got what she deserved.

After the cops arrest Missy, Sam, Cat, Dice, Freddie, and Jade are at Inside Out Burger. Sam and Cat got free burgers for all of them

Jade: I can't believe you get to have free burgers for saving that manager.

Sam: We know it's weird.

Cat: Thanks for saving us from Missy.

Dice: Yeah thanks.

Sam: You're welcome.

Jade: Don't mention it.

Freddie: No problema.

Sam: We sure did beat the living shit out her.

Jade: That's what she gets for kidnapping our friends.

Freddie: Let's be glad she is locked up for good.

Everyone: Here, here.


This is a direct sequel to my story #Missy'sBack