Waiting, Negotiation, Dates

Pairing: Yuyaki x Ushimaru x Nachi

Genre: Humor/Romance

Disclaimer: I do not own Senran Kagura or any of its characters

Ushimaru of Team Tengu Tonnou was waiting. She was just enjoying a nice snack, a pre-date snack of soft-serve ice-cream. She was waiting for someone as she sat on the steps by the sidewalk, right outside of a little café.

"Yu-chaaaan...where are youuu I wondeeer...?" The laid-back bovine-like girl wondered, looking up at the clear blue sky with a few fluffy clouds here and there floating by. She licked her ice-cream leisurely and slowly, and she barely paid any mind to the little goops of the cold treat coming down from the cone and landing on her school uniform.

She was in no hurry, either way.

Meanwhile, a couple of blocks away from the café and her darling sweetie and best friend, even better girlfriend, was the aforementioned Yu-chan, Yuyaki, the uber-timid, split-persona leader of Team Tonnou...who was in a small bit of a conundrum.

Yuyaki squatted in the middle of an alley behind a convenience store.

She waved her hands at the two vicious rivals on either side of her. She was doing her best to act as the mediator, and so far, she had only managed to turn the beasts' attention and ferocity towards herself.

She had scratches and bite marks on her thighs, her knees, her palms, and some on her precious caramel face and there was even a huge, comically so, band aid on the right side of her face...for violent reasons unknown…

"HIIIIISSSSSSS!"

"WAN! WAN! GRRRRRRRR! WAN! GRRRR WAN WAN!"

The beasts bellowed their battle cries.

The battle raged on and Yuyaki was doing her best but she was quickly running out of options.

"Ple-please! N-Neko-san! Please, calm down! I-Inu-san! Inu-san, b-back down, please! St-Stand down...! Both of...you...! You're both...cute...and good and you...just need a good...home...! U-Uuuu...!" Yuyaki tried to keep a smile but she was getting no progress done whatsoever.

The cat and dog glared and hissed and growled and barked at each other and there was no stopping them.

"O-Ok...I...have no...choice...I'm sorry...you two..." Yuyaki then grimaced, closing her eyes. She let off a soft breath...and then her eyes opened again and became slanted and a deep scowl marred her beautiful, marred face.

"OK! THAT'S IT! YOU TWO LITTLE BASTARDS! KNOCK IT OFF! STOP THIS CRAP AND GET ALONG NOW OR I'LL NEUTER YOU BOTH WITH NO ANESTHETICS!"

"NYA?!"

"W-WAN!"

Before the two little critters now stood the Insane, hyper-violent yet confident persona of Yuyaki, katanas in hand, one for each, the very tips a single inch away from the cat and dog's fluffy faces, right. Between. Their eyes.

"...nyaaa..." "Whimper-whimper, wan…"

The cat and dog looked at each other, ears flat against their heads, now utterly submissive as they approached one another and nuzzled each other, sniffing a bit, then the little tamed animals curled up together, the dog slightly on top of the cat in a protective manner.

"...that's better. See? Twasn't so far, was it?" Insane nodded with a smile that promised great, terrible things if the dog and cat didn't behave from now on, making sure they weren't just bluffing to appease her.

It was most genuine, the cat even licking the dog's paw a bit where it had scratched it.

Insane Yuyaki smiled and then, "tagged out".

"Haaah...e-eh...uhm...uuu...I'm...oh, you two! Haaaah thank goodness, you're...being good buddies now...!" Yuyaki looked around confused, then looked back and smiled at the two new cuddle buddies.

Then, it dawned on Yuyaki. Her face took on a panicked expression that was more adorable than panicky to any onlooker.

"O-Oh no! No, no...! U-chan! Oh...my goodness! I gotta...hurry! I'll...be late to our...d-date! Y-You two be good...friends...from now on, 'k? Don't tell U-chan this happened...if you see her! Ok?! Later!"

And thus, the precious caramel cutie of snow-white hair was off, Ninja Run and all, to go meet up with her bovine sweetheart.

This left the cat and dog, the two new cuddles buddies, in the alley behind the convenience store, sharing a "What the Hell just happened?" look, before the store's owner came out from the back door to the establishment and saw the two little critters cuddling.

"...well...huuuh...I'll be damned. You two finally getting along? What did-? Eh...momma said to never look a gift horse in the mouth, and I ain't gon' start now. Anyway, hey, here you two, here's your munchies!"

The cat and dog looked back at each other and with a soft "wan" and "nya~" they hurried over to the owner as he set down their food.

**Later**

"Haaaaah….haaaah…U-chan?" The shy tanned girl pants heavily from running and looks up to see her best friend/girlfriend sitting on the edge of the sidewalk, finishing off her ice cream.

"Ohhhhh~! You're back~" the bovine like girl stands up and throws the wrap away. "Where were you?"

"I was…doing some good deeds," Yuyaki replies. "Y-you know…helping ones in need?"

Ushimaru giggles and pats her team leader on the head. "You're a good person, Yu-chan. I know you are, so it's okaaaaay~"

Yuyaki giggles softly as well. "Thank…goodness. Now then…shall we head off?"

"Of course~" Ushimaru nods. "I'm readyyyyy~"

"Then, let's go."

They hold hands and start walking toward their destination. They were actually going to an aquarium, recommended by their other girlfriend, Nachi, the mayor of Tohno village. Seems like a nice way to spend time for a date, so both of them agreed. Kumi and Misato have plans of their own, so they were unable to tag along.

They stop by a bench and take a seat while Yuyaki whips out her smartphone to contact the rich girl. Nachi tells her that she's well on her way, as she is in her luxurious car at the moment. Yuyaki and Ushimaru wait patiently for a good 15 minutes before Nachi's car arrives to pick them up. Then, they ride for about an hour toward their destination.

When they arrive at the aquarium, Nachi tells her driver to come pick them up in a couple hours or so, as they will be exploring for quite a while, plus having some lunch in the cafeteria. The driver nods and drives away, leaving the three on their own.

"Well then~" Nachi says, turning toward her girlfriends, putting a hand on her cheek out of habit. "Shall we explore~?"

"Oh…most certainly~" Yuyaki nods.

"I'm iiiin~!" Ushimaru raises her hand.

Nachi holds out her hands and her two girlfriends take them. The three Tohno Squad members head inside, hand in their tickets that Nachi paid for, and grab a guide to know where they are at. They first take a look at the fishes downstairs. There are large tanks full of them, including a school of fish above them, just circling around. Ushimaru catches sight of them, and reaches out her hand, though she's unable to reach the glass.

"Fiiiiiish~" she says.

Yuyaki giggles and gently lowers the bovine-like girl's arm. Nachi whistles to get their attention and points straight ahead to have them look at more. There are other fish, but in one of the tanks, there are huge ones, not ones they would find in their own village. It looks amazing though. They then find the ones that belong in the Great Barrier Reef. The three Senrans find themselves staring at it for a good 10 minutes, holding hands out of instinct.

"U-chan…look at this…" Yuyaki points to a couple of clown fish approaching a sea anemone. "I think it's their home…"

"I believe so…~" Ushimaru nods. "Ohhhhh….look at thiiiis~" She points to another area where there are colorful fish swimming about.

Nachi giggles at the two having a good time and approaches between them, watching it as well. "Those are very beautiful fish, I must say~"

"Mmhmm…" Yuyaki nods in agreement.

"Fufu! Shall we look at a few more before we eat~?" Nachi says. "We've been walking around for almost an hour."

Yuyaki and Ushimaru nod and follow the rich girl to explore some more.

**Cafeteria**

The three of them sit at a table after getting their lunches and start eating. While doing that, they talk about what they saw, what they enjoyed and have not enjoyed about it until the conversation dies down. Overall, the three had a wonderful time.

"Do you want to do this again~?" Nachi asks.

"Yes….I would like that…" Yuyaki replies.

"Me, toooo~" Ushimaru nods.

"Alright then~" the rich girl giggles. "Someday, we can do this. With ALL of us, this time."

"Yes….that would be lovely~" Yuyaki agrees.

Ushimaru nods as she drinks her bottle of milk. Once the three are done eating, they have about an hour left to explore before the driver picks them up. They clean up after themselves and then start to find areas they haven't been in.

**Later**

At long last, the trio exit the aquarium and wait for Nachi driver to arrive after the rich girl contacts him. Ushimaru embraces Yuyaki and sighs with bliss.

"I had fuuuun~" she says.

"So did I…~" Yuyaki pats her best friend on the head.

"Fufu~! I had fun as well," Nachi says. "Spending time with you two made me very happy~!"

Yuyaki blushes. "M-me too. I, um…feel the same way…"

Ushimaru nods in agreement. "Me, toooo~! I looooove spending time with you both~"

Nachi giggles and plants a kiss on the forehead and then Yuyaki does it too, making the bovine-like girl laugh. She does it too. She reaches out her hands, cupping both Yuyaki's cheeks and kissing her on the lips briefly. She turns around and does the same for Nachi.

"Ummmm…." Yuyaki's face becomes darker red.

"Fufu~! You're so sweet, Ushimaru-san~" Nachi says, putting a hand on her cheek. "But I believe there's one more."

"Eh?" Yuyaki tilts her head in confusion.

Nachi smiles and reaches her hand to caress her team leader's cheek. "You and I need to kiss~"

"Ehhh…!? U-ummm…uhhh…y-yes. You're…right! Ummm…Nachi-san…g-go ahead…."

The rich girl giggles and takes the lead on the kiss. They press lips together and Ushimaru watches with sparkles in her eyes. This is definitely something worth watching. Two beautiful long haired girls making out. They kiss passionately for about a good minute until they pull away to catch their breath. Ushimaru likes it so much that she wants to try it out herself.

"Nachi-onee-chaaaaan~!" she gently tugs on the rich girl's sleeve. "Me, too! Me, toooo~"

Nachi giggles. "You're so cute, Ushimaru-san~"

Cupping both hands on the smaller girl's cheeks, the rich girl leans in to kiss her on the lips. Yuyaki watches in awe as the two make out. It's as passionate as her and Nachi's kiss. Once they pull away to catch their breath, both of them let out a soft, lyrical giggle. Nachi's car arrives and her driver opens the door for them after he gets out. Nachi gets in first, then Ushimaru and Yuyaki last. The driver closes the door and gets in the driver's seat. Once everyone is buckled in, they are on their way home.

Ushimaru yawns adorably and falls fast asleep on Yuyaki's shoulder. The shy tanned girl smiles a small smile as she pets her on the head. Nachi gently kisses her on the forehead. Then, she and Yuyaki turn to each other and smile.

"Best…day…ever~" Both of them say in unison.

A/N: So…Mikey did the first part as a transcription on chat a while ago. But then I decided to expand it a little with his permission. Hope you all like it.

Have a nice day~!