A/N; this was a request done by JBlazer, all ideas on this go to them. Also I just realised that I haven't done any disclaimers or anything sooo… Any and all works I do have all rights to their official owners/creators. Okay enough jabbering, enjoy!
Vanellope was terrified; she didn't know that was an ad-free zone or whatever, so now she was running from some big burly white men with lasers.
She tried running down the hall only to nearly run into the same men in front of her. "Did you see a kid come through here?" One of them asked a grumpy looking man with a big nose. "Yeah! She came running through here like a headless deer." He ranted.
Vanellope had nowhere to run so she glitched through the door right behind her, but not without hearing them conversing. "Any sign of her?" "No, maybe she went down to the air-buggy pavilion." "Come on, let's go!" They stomped away all their gear, and didn't even check the princess's door.
Vanellope found herself in a room full of women in dresses, they all gasped once they realised she was even there. "Hi?" She nervously waved at them, only for them to grab weapons of their own, one Japanese looking girl grabbed a sword, another with long gold hair grabbed a frying pan, and one other in a blue dress surrounded by birds slashed a half broken glass shoe in her face.
"Whoa, whoa, ladies! I can explain!" She grabbed the shoe and put it down for the lady holding it.
"See I-I'm a princess to." "Wait what?" a women with brown and white hair said. "Yeah! Princess Vanellope Von Schweetz! Of the Sugar Rush Von-Schweetz's!" She jumped on a cushion-chair thing, and bowed to them. "I'm sure you've heard of us, it'll be embarrassing if you haven't."
She chuckled nervously and rubbed her hands together. A woman with flowing black hair and a staff stepped forward. "Just what kind of a princess are you?" She asked. "What kind?" Vanellope was freaking out on the inside.
"Do you have magic hair?" Asked a girl with golden hair.
"No." Vanellope's eyebrow's creased.
"Magic hands?" Asked someone in an ice themed dress.
"No." She turned to her.
"Do animals talk to you?"
"No."
"Were you poisoned?"
"No!"
"Cursed?"
"No!"
"Kidnapped or enslaved?"
"No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?" A woman with red hair came up to her.
"Than I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs!" She showed her legs as if to demonstrate.
"NO! Good lord who would do that?"
A lady with black hair with a red bow in it came and sat next to her. "Have you ever hade true love's kiss?"
"Ew! Barf!" Another lady hovered over her.
"Do you have daddy issues?"
"I don't even have a mom!"
"Neither do we!" They all excitedly exclaimed. How they were excited about that was anybody's guess.
The same golden haired girl from before came up to her. "And now for the million dollar question, do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?"
"Yes! What is up with that?" Vanellope asked her. "She is a princess!" They celebrated. The black haired girl from before did some vocal-singing thing too.
The woman in the blue dress and the one with red hair knelt down and started inspecting her outfit.
"Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it."
"Oh this old thing?" Vanellope put her hands in her pockets.
"You know if you really are a princess why do you not wear dresses?" The one with the staff asked.
"Uh, why? Um…" She couldn't come up with anything she had always worn the same thing since, well, since Turbo.
"Oh! Oh! I know!" Cried the woman in the blue dress. "Why don't we make you a dress?"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, now hold on-!"
"Yes! Let's get started!" They started pushing her towards a group of mice and birds, Vanellope was starting to realise her mistake to late. They sat her down whilst the animals sized her up, literally, she tried to put her hood up, but they wouldn't let her. They were putting all sorts stuff in her face makeup brushes and lipstick, they were going all out.
The princesses stepped away from the front of her, showing her the mirror trying to figure out her makeup and jewellery. In the end they decided with red lipstick, violet eye shadow, eyeliner and mascara. Suddenly they sprayed bottles of lavender and took out her ponytail, getting rid of all the candy in it.
Then the makeover just got worse, they painted her nails red, and cleaned and styled her hair a short-wavy style, gave her some heart earrings and a necklace with a candy-cane shaped key on it, then the animals finished their project, there was a red dress that looked a lot like Cinderella's. She had heard their names whilst they did her hair, but there was no way they were getting her in it!
She tried to run, but they were prepared for it. They put her in red sparkly heels with little bows on it and pink evening gloves then finally put a golden tiara with a multi coloured heart on it. (A/N; should be the cover pic.)
"Okay, I'm all princess-ey, can I go now?" She moved to leave, planning on using her glitch power to take her clothes back before Ralph or Gloyd could find out. (A/N; yes, Gloyd came with them, I'm a Vanilla Pumpkin shipper, deal with it.)
"No way! If you're going to be a princess-!"
"Already am." Vanellope reminded Rapunzel, who was the one who spoke.
"-You've got to join us!" She smiled at Vanellope. "Show everyone what an amazing princess you are!" Tiana cut in. "Yeah!" They all nodded and agreed, and were not going to let Vanellope leave unless she went with them.
"This stays between us, okay?" She made her way to the door, and came face to face with a gold robot of sorts.
"Argh!"
"Five minutes princesses!" He called over Vanellope's head. "Time to show your stuff!"
He walked away, whilst the princesses pushed her out the door. When she finally got out on a stage, she noticed everyone staring at her, so she started smiling and waving, but she stopped short when she saw a particular racer and wrecker.
After the show she went over to them, still in her dress and makeup. "Well, Ms. President, you do look quite nice today." Gloyd said with a slightly mocking tone, though his face was slightly redder than usual, Ralph noticed it.
"Oh, be quiet pumpkin-head." Ralph reached behind him and grabbed a rose from a nearby bouquet. Some fans came over and practically mobbed Vanellope; he used the distraction to give the rose he picked to Gloyd.
"Give it to her." He whispered in his ear, and then pushed him to her, Gloyd hiding the rose behind his back, he glared back at Ralph then turned, it took him a second to have the guts to talk.
"H-hey Vanellope?" He mumbled. Vanellope got away from her fans and turned to him. "Yeah?" In one quick move he hooked the rose behind her ear and backed away.
"You do look nice though." He commented not looking her in the eye, by now both of their faces were aflame.
"Th-thanks Gloyd…"
Rapunzel came over, completely oblivious to what was happening, and dragged Vanellope away. "Come on Vanellope! You have see what Belle just did!"
Vanellope looked back and saw Gloyd joking with Ralph with his face on fire. Maybe being a princess isn't so bad…
A/N; Hey, how'd you like it? This is my first after I got a comment about having gaps here and there in my story instead of it being in one big chunk, anyway, hope you like what I wrote JBlazer!