Aladdin: Land of the Lost

It was a hot, dry day in the dessert city of Agrobah. Prince Aladdin, Jasmine, Abu, and The Genie were sitting around the palase, all hot and sweety. There was not much happening in the town, and nothing exciting was happen at all yet. What was happeing now was nothing new. Street thugs running down the streets, merchants were sellingtheir things, and the Sultan was making laws, just as bumbling as he ever were. Nobody had a thing to do, and nothing was new. Forgive the rhyme. The four of them were sitting on the highest balcony in the palace, and fanning themselfs with fans, and they were very hot because of the hot air in the city.

"Why is it so hot today?" asked Aldain.. "It's so oncomfortable!

The Genie then laughed, and said "You know what else is unfomfortable? A bed made out of steel wool. Have you ever tried thar? It's not very good. It's bad. (Turn into a shaeep) I tell you, it's baaaaaaaaaaad! (Thurns back to normal) You get it?"

"Not not the time for telling such jokes," said Abu, the monkey who was given the powers of talking when he drank the magic potion. "We should very surely stay confident ad should stay alert for if Jafar ever comes backto do evil on us."

"Jafar is dead," daid Aladdin.

"We never know for sure." Said Jasmine. "Jafar is so snakey, and capable of doing many horrible things. He could still b alve, and ready to strike. The kinds of people leike this are just terrible ,and we need to stop them."

"How do we know if he's alive" said Aladdin.

"Well Allie," said The Genie. "You just got to grind 'em like Miley!"

"Oh, The Genie, you are just too much!" said Abu, laughing.

"Ok, ok," said Aladdin said Aladdin, "don't be so picky pocky. We should just try to find something that we can do to enjoy."

"Air conditioning and swimping poos were not invented yet," said The Genie. "So that's out. If you don't know what those are, then that'll be a big moment for you to find out when we get to the future times!. But ti's not all good in the future. There's still Bernei Sanders.!:"

"Oh The Genie!" said Jasmine. "You are funny, but we don't understand the references you make."

"You will some day"s aid The Genie.

Just then, the Sultan came into the the balcony, and was sad.

"My kingdom is in ruins! What to do? He saiD

"What's wrong?" sasd Aladdin.

The Sultan said,"I have lost the mystic jewel of Al Kazar!"

"What's the mystic jewel of Al Kazar?" Said Aladdin.

"Let me explain to you," said The Sultan. "It was a magical powerful item that has great abilities. It helped us protect Agrobah throughout the entire time that it's ben alive. But now it is gone! I lost it! and now I do not know how in the world to get it back!"

"This sounds like a pickle," said The Geenie.

"Oh it is!" said Sultan.

"Hey guys said" said Aladdin, "I think we found what we're going to doo today."

"Actually said The Genie" turning his head into Phineas's from Phineas and Ferb, "I think you mean Ferb, I know what we're going to do today! Hey! Where's Perry?"

The Genie turned back normal, and everyone laughed.

"It's lost!" said The Sultan. "We just need to be sure that no bad guys get heir f hands on it. because if they do, it will be doomed! Any poeole would love to get this, so don't let me down!"

:We won't let you down!

"I hope not," said The Sultan. "After all, if you do let me down, you will die."

"Well, we won't want that to happen!" said the Genie. "We wouldn't want to be…in-Sultan you and your almighty power! Hahahahahaahaahaha! Get it? Get the joke?

The Sultan nodded.

"I do but" I am not sure what you're talking about here, said "The Sultan"

"I DON'T htingk you need to get the joke} said Aladidn. "He soes this kind of stuff so much that we don't e ven bother to question it."

"Ok, guys!" said Aladdin. It's time we keep going, and carry one! We don't want this to make us lose!"

The group ran off, and looked all throughout the palace. Nope. No luck. Nothing was found. Aladdin and the others were in the dungeon, and it was the last place that they needed to look. They saw all of the prisoners being beaten and mauled by the guards, and saw an empty cell. This was weird because the prison was mostly filled with bad people. Come to think of it, Jasmine thinks, there was never a person in this cell at all. Why was that?

"We need to find." It." said Alddin. "Maybe it's in here."

"DO you really stink so?" said Jasmine.

"I do." Said Aladdin. "I REALLy truly do."

Abu ran inside, and saw that there was a brick missing from t he wal. Abu poked his finger inside, and a bright red light flashed!11!W!

"My eyes!" said Jasmine

"I'M AS blind as a bat," said the Geedie. "OR AT LEEST someone who's blind to quality, like PewDiePie or The Fantastic Fictioners."

"Don't' say that," said Aladdin. "They're good people."

"Yeh" said Abu. "But I looked at those Lovingtoomcuhiowa fanfics they critiqued, and I don't get it. there are a lot of good things that they don't point out. They're good."

"I agree," said Jasmine. "It's a good thing that the author has such confidence that he doesn't' care about the haters."

"Even though they said no hate on his stuff, he still gets it!" said Abu. "That's dumb! He's good! And people Like Big Bad Harv, Roy Syme, and Mr. Davenspen just don't get it!"

"I know!" SADI Jasmine. "Shame on them!"

"Yeah!" said Alladifn. "He just likes the fans! So they can review and hat all they wants! He is still going to win the big thing!"

"I agree"

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SAid Aladdin. "Well, let's ee what the light is. Maybe it is what we need and should be finding."

"It may be dangerous, Al." said The Genie. "Be careful, my friend."

Aladdin walked over, and saw the light. All fo suden, the light grew so big that it swallowed up the whole cell. Aladdin, Jasmine, Abu, and The Genie were thrown into a magical and colorful vortex. They were spat into a magical land filled with many miscellaneous things. The walls were red, and covered with filth. The stuff on the ground were pilled up to the high reaches. However, the room seemed to have no end, and no top. It all just seemed to go on forevert.

"Wow!" aaid The Geenie. "This is more everlasting than a gobstopper!"

:Look at this prace!" sadi Alasian. "It is incredible. It's lke all of the lost items in Agrobah have ended up here. I wonder how this happened and why all of it end up here in all of these neat little piles with seemingly a lot of care and effort it's weird I think.""

"Look around!" said Jasmine. "Thousands of years of lost possessions are here. think of all the history that's here. It's incredible if you really think about it."

"I understand this," said Aladdin. "Mayeb we can find the Jewel of Al-whatever here."

"Aladdin!"W said AjAMSINE. "You can't say that!"

"What? Say what?" sadi Aladdin.

"Oh don't you know?" asked The Genie. "You gotta believe! Has Disney not taigiht us anything before we went here?"

"No!" Said Jasmine" Don't distrspct the jewel of Al Kazar!" said Jasmine. "If that happens, bad things will happen to you?"

"Ok," said Aladdin. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean it!"

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"I think you covered your bases!" said Jasmine.

"Bases?" asked the Genie.

"Oh no!" said Aladdin.

The Genie turned. Into a baseball player and said "Hey batter-batter swing!"

Look over there, said Jasmine.

"I got this!" said Aladdin. He ran over to the monster, and saw it organizing the piles of things. "Halt! In the name of the sULtan!" said Aladdin! "You shall not pass!"

(Zoom out to show that The Genie is dressed as Ganfalf.)

"Aye!" said The Genie dressed as Gandalf. "You shall not pass!"

The monster turned around, and showed his ugly face.

"What are you doing here?" axed the monster

"We are looking for the Jewel of Al Kazar!" said Aladdin. "IS IT HERE?"

The Monster laughed and said. "Of ocurse it is! All things that are lost are here! Everything that loses all of its place arrive here1 aLLDOw me to introduce myself. I am Atrocitus."

"Well, Mr. Atrocitus" said Aladdin. "Can you show us to where the jewel of Al Kazam is ?'"

Atrocitus said nothing. He just laughed and said, "Nothing ever leaves this land. Nothing ever. I have spend far two much time in collecting al of the things here! And this includes you too! Now that you are here, you are to be added to the horde! I will add you to my collection! I have a pile of women over there. The Princess can go there! As for the others, I'll find places for you!"

Atrocitus grabbed JASMINE, punched her in the sstomach, grabbed her butt, pulled her hair, and tied her up and threw her into a pile of bound and gagged women.

"Jasmient, No! How dare you doo thisn to her?" said Alaffin. "I will defeat you for doing this!"

"Try as oyo will, and try as you might," said Atrocitus. "You will have no chance of beating me in a battle of physical strength. You are now aprart of my collection." Atrocitus snapped his fingers, The Geanine and Abu were flung across the voic, and put into a pile of magical and mythical creatures.

"Now" said Atrocitus. "Where to put you in?" He snapped, and Aladdin was put in his pile of war heroes. Right under General Ulysses S Grant, and right above Odysseus. He was unable to break free. The bond of the magical pile was too strong.

(Aladdin was a strong person, from bean on the streets. He grew up without parents, and had to fend for himself. Did you see mthe movie?)

"Let us go now!" said Aladdin.

"Never!" sayd Ateoncitus. "There is no escaper fome me!"

"We'll just have to see about that now won't we!"S aid Jasmine.

"No!" said Atrocitus. You "WONT!"

Aladdin and the gang tried to break free, but it was no use. It was too strong for them to break free from. This was a very bad situation that they were in, and they had no idea on how to get out. Oh this was bad for them indeed. They lost the jewel of al kazar, and now, they were going to be kept in the dreaded land OF THE LOST forever and always.

"Yes!" said Atrocitus. It is I who now own you! Yes! You are all mine! I will keep you here, and you will be my possessions. It's going to be great having more people in my collection here. Ooh! Someone dropped some loose change over in Iowa! Mine!"

Atrocitus went away as Jasmine asked "What are we going to do? I am so scared!"

"Be still, my battered love!" said Aladedun. "We shall beat the beast and win! We will escape! But how will we do that?" asked Abu. "I don't know" said Aladdin. But there msut be a way."

"There is always a way," said the Genie. "It's like Forest Gump when he went to war. He was scared, but he won!"

"Who'se forest gump?" asked Abu.

"You''ll find out some da!'" said The Genie.

"Hey?" said a voice. "Can you guys hear me?"

"Who said that?" asked Aladidn.

"I did!" said Aa voice Aladdin looked down, and saw a young man towards the bottom of the pile. He was about fourteen. He had dark hare, glasses, and a handsome face.

"Who are you?' asked Aladdin.

"I am Lukariah." He said. "BUTt everyone just calles me Look."

"Nice to meat you LoOK." Said Aladdin. "Do you know how to get out?"

"Sort of ," sais Luke. "The only way to escape the bonds of this pile is to use an unrestrainable form of magic that has been lost on the ages. However, some are known to possess it."

This gave Aladdin an idea?!

"Hey, The Genie!" said Aladdin. "Can you still uise your magical powers down here? If so, you can use that to get us out of here, and back home!"

"Le'ts see what I can do!" said the Geenie. "I hope that I don't end up like Charlie Sheen and get obsessed with all of that winning! Let's see what I can do here!"

The Ganie raised his arms and said "We are ready for action! Ready for liftoff!" The Genie then turned into a rocket, and flew out of the pile. He then jumped onto the ground and said "Well well well well, looks like I can still use my majic! Now who should I free first?"

"Save Jasmine." Sadi Aladdin. "We can take care of it. she neds to be protected."

"Aw, thank you my love!" said Jasmined

"Can you save me tow?" said Luke. "I've been here for so long!"
"of cousse'

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Will" said La

Addin!

"Thank you ever so much!" said Luke. "I knew I could count on you!"

"Of course you can!" said Alddin. "You are our friend. We will never betray you!"

"No!" said Atrocitus, now entering the room, eating a whole wolf. "You are not leaving this place. Like I said, I will be keeping you here, because you are my posessions now. The land OF the Lost is all mine, and I rule over everything here. This includes you."

"I am not a prize to be won!" said Jasmine.

"Neither are we!" said Abu.

"We came here to receive the ultimate powerful weapon, and we are not leaving until we get it back!" said

Aladdin.

"Now make like a drum and get beat!" said The Genie as he turned into Justin Bieber, he then said "Baby, baby, baby oh! Thought you'd always be mine!" He then turned back to normal then said. "You see? Because that's what you'll be saying once we escape!"

"You will never escape!" said Atrocitus as he stormed away..

"He's getting away!" said The Genie.

"WE NEDo to stop ham!" said Luke."

'I agree!" said Aladdin! But we need a game plan for this1'

'I have an idea!" said Luke as they huddles and whispers

"I like it." said Aladdin. "I think it can work!"

"Let's go " after him said Aboo.

"You two can go out and hide. The Genie, Luke, and I will fight him off."

"It's so dangerous," daid Jasmine,

"We can hacndel it," said Luke.

"I know" said Allading. "But it's something we must do if we are to save the world. We cannot let the world fall because of this greedy monster. This is a bad thing that we must stop as soon as we can ! !Y our ready to fight?"
"I sudre am!" said The Genie. "Let's fight like Rocky!" he then turned into Rocky and made punching motions. Aladdin rolled his eye. The two of them left Jasmint and Abk behind as they went to go find the jewel of Al Kazar and escape the word that was known as The Land of the Laos.

"Do you think he' around here?" asked Aladdin.

"I think he's right over there" said The Genie. There was. But Atrocitus removed his mask, and it was actually Jafar but as a zombies.

"Jafar!" said Aladdin. "I should have known it was you!"

"Yes!" said Jafar. "It is I! I am here, and you will all die! So you found out about my plan, huh? Well, that won't be stopping me from making my plans a reality. I will kill all of you! You are now going to die!"

Jafar then raised his arms, and a bolt of lightning dropped down, and almost hit Aladdin, but he dodged, and threw a nearby rock at Jafar

"Ow!" said Jafar. "You think that a simple rock will be enough to kill me ? how humerous of you to think this?"

"I DON'T THINk so Jafar!" said Aladdin. "You ready to fight?"

"You will never win!" said Luke.

"Ih I will1' said JHafarm. "There is no way to get out."

"there WILL BE when we kill you!"

"What kind of son are hyou?" asked Jafar.

"Wait…..WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAT?" Said Aladdin, unable to speak clearly as he was so shocked.

"That's true." Said Luke. "Jafar is my father. He kept me in a tower because he was ashamed of me. But then he kept me here."

"IT'S true"! said Jadra. "But now that you have spoken these words, I will never relase you!"

"You will!" said Aladdin.

"No you won't!" said Jafar. And here's why.

Jafar then sang.

Jafar: Ow!
Yo, yo, yo! Look at my teeth.
They're so sharp and wide and neat
They bring on fear
Even some terror
Once they should I make no error
With no doubt
And needless to say
The feast is taking with the prey
With no doubt
And needless to say
The feast is taking with the prey

Aladdin/The Genie/Luke/Jasmine/Abue: Oh, you, you!
There's no one meaner than you.
Jafar: (laughing)
Aladdin/The Genie/Luke/Jasmine/Abue: Oh, you, you!
There's no one meaner than you!

Jafar: They call me an assassin
Terror of the dessert
Yea, the terror of the dessert, that was me
You all know why
And that's no lie

Aladdin/The Genie/Luke/Jasmine/Abue: Oh, you, you! (with Jafar laughing)
There's no one meaner than you.
Oh, you, you!
There's no one meaner than you!

Jafar: Everyone here, they'll need to know
The world is ready and the ocean will flow
I'm the great terror on the Coral Reef
They can sing about the Great Jafar!

Aladdin/The Genie/Luke/Jasmine/Abue: No one is sure, sure meaner than you.
You clueless wizard zombie, what can we do?
We're about to scelerate you
Even made you
Running me

Jafar: Yeah, there's no one cooler than me
I'm a great big genius that lives in the dessert
Some try to fake it
No one can take it
And all that evil is just for me
I sink my teeth in the great big whale
Or I'll eat every bite without any fail
Sink all ships just to have some fun
I watch them sink, every single one
Look at my empire and all you see
Are sunken ships in my cemetery (x2)

Aladdin/The Genie/Luke/Jasmine/Abue: No one is sure, sure meaner than you.
Even better we can do
Always time before old mothers like to ride just like you
Jafar: Oh, yeah.
Aladdin/The Genie/Luke/Jasmine/Abue: You're the greater than cooler at you.
The king don't keep him from ruling you
There ain't no species just an angel when we're talking about you
No ferocious valley, hopeless, we go
You are king.
Jafar: That's me.

"You see?" sai Jadar. "I am the most evil mind in the world ,and there is no possible way that you can defeat me I am too strong hahahaha!"

"I don't know if you were talking to me, but I am"! sadi The Geenai. The Genie then raised his arms, and he and Jafar battled with lightning bolts.

"It's no use!" said Jafart. "You have no stronger power than I do! Aladdin, stay there! We are to do battle by oursselfs!"

"I DON'T' take orders from you!" said Aldaadin. "You have no power over me, Jafar aka Atrocitus! You shall be killed!"

Jafar smiled. "We'll just see!"

The Genie stopped using his lighting ang pointed over to the jewel of Al Kazar, which was in Jafar's chest. It was working as his heart. Without it, Zombei Jafar will die.

"I know what to do!" say Aladdin. "We need to rip the heart out of his chest!"

"I agree with that"! said Luke.

Aladdin ran up to Jafar.

"What do you think you're doing?" asked JAFAR.

Aladdin say nothing, and reach into his chest, and rip the jewel of Al Kazar out of his chest. Jafar began screaming in firey agony. Aladding held the jewel, and watch Jafar diet. Maggots and worms came spewing out of his mouth. His eyes turned into dust, and the fingers on his hand crumbled, and fell right off of his hand. The legs were cracking up. Aladdin and The Genie backed up, as they were afraid of all of the black magick happening in font of them. Aladdin and The Genie watched as Jafar exploded and then his remains, fell off of the nearby cliff that they were standing on. Aladdin smiled and said "That's the end

Of that chapeter."

"I agree"! said The Genie. "And we won just like Forest Gump! Remember! Life is like a box of hxocolates!"

"I suppose it is," said Aladdin. "Now, w'ed netter get the jewel over to the Sultan."

"But right beffoe they could. The Jewel began to heat up."

"Oh no!" said Jasmine. "What is happening the othe all powerful Jewel of Al Kazar?

"I think it's going to blow up!" said Abu.

"It can't blow up!" said Luke. "It's too holy and stong! We canotnr let it do that!"

Sure enough, it did.,..

Aladdin had to drop it, and it shattered into a zillion pieces.

"Oh no!" said Jasmine. "That was our most [powerful weapon that we had for our de fence!" said Jasmine. "What are we going to do without it? we are going to be utterly defenseless!"

"No we're not!" said Aladdin. "Did you see how we all teamed up to beat Jafar? Isnt' that wesome? We totally beat him, and we defeated him together! Don't you see? The magic of the Jewel of the Jewel of Al Kazar was inside all of us all along. That thing was nothing more than a talisman. It just channeled the power. Isn't that something?"

"You're right!" said The Genie. "It's such an amazing feat that we pulled off. If we could beat him like that, then we're goin to be able to save all of the world from all of the baddies!"

"I agree" Said Abu.

"Ok, said Aladdin." We surely will be able to triumph.

And dure enough, the were abel to. No villain was able to kill the people of Agrobah because of the five of them's protection. They all worked together, and realized that the power of teamwork is the best of all. They had great strength together, and continued to use it strongly for the rest of their days.

THE END!