Don't Own Rwby, Only The Oc
'thought'
"Speech"
"Powerful Creatures Speaking, like a dragon or a god"
Divinity System
"Tvs, Radios, and Text via book or newspaper... when those are around..."
(Mid Chapter Authors Notes)
Pov: ?
"Paperwork... fucking paperwork..." A red-haired woman sighs as she rides the elevator up to Ozpin's tower.
'why did that prick have to just hop up and go to Vacuo? Hell, he doesn't do his paperwork anyways, so I guess nothing is lost.' She thinks as she clutches a stack of papers to her chest.
*Ding*
The door opens, revealing the steam punky room with large cogs in the ceiling and floor.
She lets out a long sigh and steps forwards.
She walks up to the desk and blinks down at the pristine envelope sitting on the desk.
She quirks an eyebrow. "I... didn't bring in any mail today."
It has a wax seal with an A on it... curious...
She picks it up and breaks the seal, pulling the letter out with a perturbed expression.
"Dear shitstain, if you are reading this, you must have already gone to Vacuo and returned upon finding us missing... frankly this is just our formal resignation.
We have learned basically nothing at your school, and I'm tired of you trying to manipulate Summer, Raven, Qrow, and I... I suppose I should tell you, that my semblance is a lot more than just simply reflecting damage... it is reflection in general. Plus I can see and hear through mirrors.
I was fine with you, honestly, you are just a man... you appear to be fighting against something much bigger than you let on... yet you could have just fucking asked, you know? None of that cloak and dagger shit with you LITERALLY PUTTING AN AUDIO RECORDING DEVICE IN OUR FUCKING TV!
That actually was the mistake that pushed me over the edge. Also... how the hell do you know so much about the council of children's kinesiology if it is some sort of long forgotten corporation from before the great war... that's sketchy as hell... now, I might not be from it- and frankly, it was sort of amusing messing with Professor Nikos, eluding that I was, but the fact that you seem to know so much about it seems that maybe you were one of the ones behind the scenes... you got a life extending semblance or something?
Anyways, have fun fighting 'It' or 'Her' or whatever the hell you are fighting without the help of Portals, Silver eyes, bad luck, and my bullshit reflection powers... you ruined it.
Lots of love and fuck off, yours truly, Asmodeus"
"Ozpin did... what." The woman growls as she grabs the bridge of her nose. "SEABROOK DID WHAT?!"
The woman pulls out a notepad and scribbles down a quick note to Ozpin as she slips the letter into her pocket.
"Ozpin, I'm going out, there is something that needs my attention right this moment, and I fear I won't be able to complete it before you return... however, upon my return, we are going to need to have some words."
She sharply inhales and exhales. "I hope I can stop them before those kids get themselves killed."
Pov: ?
"H-He vanished." A white haired girl whispers.
"Hey, Hey... calm down Willow... what happened?" A certain black haired faunus asks while patting the shoulder of her friend.
"I-I was waiting outside his hospital room for his teammates to leave so I could ask him an important question... but he made a mirror out of thin air and walked through it."
"W-What?!" The blond sitting beside the bedridden black-haired girl shouts.
"W-We have to find them again." Willow mutters. "H-He was strong... maybe I can convince my dad to-"
"Let you marry him instead of some pompous jerk?" Kali asks.
"Y-Yeah..." The white haired girl nods. "I-Its worth a shot... you heard what he said... Jacques was actually one of the people my father was adamant about... he is always nice around my father, but... that boy knew the truth! He's just a heartless monster!"
"Asmodeus was the first person to kill a titan in decades... the last one was the previous king of Vale, and he didn't even do it alone... he had an army. Asmodeus did it in two punches." Joan looks up. "But... Azure is hurt... she can't even walk. How the hell do you expect to find him when we can't even leave Vacuo?"
"Go on ahead without me..." Said bedridden girl quietly whispers. "I-I understand your situation. You need to go before your father comes to get you. I'll be fine... you three can go out and find him while I get better... then we can meet up again... don't worry, Atlas has the apex of medical technology, I'll be safe while you three go and find him."
"I-I was being selfish when I told you to leave... I just d-didn't want you three to get hurt... please find him... I owe him just as much as you three do."
"A-Are you sure?" Willow mutters.
"I am... I-if you are going to leave... you need to do it now." Azure states. "Please... hurry."
"A-Alright." Willow frowns as she stands up. "Joan, Kali... will you two join me?"
"I-I will!" The faunus nods.
The blonde looks between the downed friend, then the white haired girl. "I will... stay with Azure to keep her safe... once she is healed we will try and find you."
"Alright." Willow nods. "I will see you soon... hopefully with Asmodeus agreeing to help me out of my marriage."
The faunus puts a hand over her mouth to hide a cat-like smile. "Not if I find him first~"
Pov: ?
"M-My Queen!"
"…"
"Speak. Merlot." A woman sitting upon a throne of purple crystal, sloshes wine in her glass in an almost bored manner.
She has pale, porcelain white skin, white hair, and red eyes with black scleara.
"Y-Yes my queen... there is something you MUST see."
"Oh? And what is that?" She asks, a curious smile on her face, she hopes that this is going to be more interesting than what she was doing beforehand... it should... even a simple child's birthday party would be more interesting that... plotting... she has been doing it a lot recently... the loss of Cedric was indeed a setback, but not that large of one.
"A-Another one of the titans have fallen!"
Salem's eyes widen. "What?"
A short man with white hair and a mechanical eye quickly shuffles out of the room, returning a moment later with a metal stand with wheels on it.
He pulls out a tape and inserts it in the bottom of the machine and pulls out a remote, turning the Tv on.
"I-I had this recorded as it was quite a big development in the current state of the world, my liege." The man claims as the television starts playing with a loud *Chhhhhz*
The static eventually goes away showing a simple scene, a giant snake slithering through the street towards a group of four, one trapped beneath rubble.
"Ah... the Midgard Serpent... I was wondering where that one had gotten off to..." The woman muses.
A new figure lands behind the four, lifting the rubble off the trapped girl and stepping past them.
"Have you four heard these words before?"
He walks forwards towards the snake, showing no fear.
The snake rears back and lets out an angry hiss. "Curious... it is actually making an effort to attack only him..."
"GO BEYOND!" The boy rears a fist back, causing the immortal to raise an eyebrow.
He is going to punch the snake? What nonsense.
"PLUS ULTRA COUNTER!"
The boy's fist makes contact with the grimm as it strikes downwards at him.
*BOOM*
The woman's eyes widen as she watches the snake's head snap back, the boy spinning in place as he lifts his other arm.
"REVENGE COUNTER!"
A massive hole is punched through the snake's underside, launching it backwards and into the sky where it crashes out of the city in a heap, knocking up a massive dust cloud.
"…"
"…"
"…" the woman is silent for a considerable amount of time.
She finally speaks... "What the fresh fuck just happ-"
Pov: Returned
"I'm thinkin... Qrow Mobile." Qrow states from the driver's seat.
"Mystery machine." I shrug.
"What about... 'The Lancaster'?" Summer supplies.
"What if we just called it 'Home' like normal people?" Raven asks.
I look to the little girl sitting in my lap as the all-terrain motor home continues on into the distance. "What do you think we should call it, Cinder?"
"Ummmmmm" she tilts her head. "Uhhhhhh"
Cinder gets distracted by the Tv.
I glance around the room, we have a driver and passenger seats towards the front, directly across from where I am sitting is a flatscreen Tv embedded into the wall with a Vhs/Dvd player stuck just below that along with some cabinets, to the left of that is the kitchen which goes along the wall, it has cabinets up above and below, a sink and oven, then a microwave embedded in the upper cabinets, directly towards my left is a small table stuck into the wall with two chairs across from each other.
I am currently sitting in a dual recliner with a cup holder arm rest in between the two chairs, summer is sitting in the second seat directly to my right.
We have the fridge and pantry just past the table and chairs, then a bedroom with a king-sized bed, a sliding door that folds into the wall, then beyond all that is the bathroom and a closet with our washing machine and drier.
It has a couple hidden functions as well, like a queen sized bed above the driver's seat, you just need to push a button to lower it, then we have several trap doors in the floors leading to extra storage space... not to mention the full-body mirror in the very back closet that can be used to travel practically ANYWHERE in the world with my divine powers.
Also, you should totally ignore that one side closet with a ladder in it... that goes to nothing important... definitely not a fucking autocannon.
"I'm down with just calling it 'Home'." I shrug as I look out the tinted windows, they don't actually look red from the inside, just dark.
I watch a beowolf look to the vehicle, but just wander off.
'Ah... grimm domain... how I love you...'
When I was creating this, I made it so Grimm ignore it and anything within.
"Home's good." Summer shrugs. "But I still feel like it needs an actual name."
"I still think Qrow Mobile is good..." Qrow shrugs.
"Da- Dang it, Qrow... I'll get you a motorcycle one day. Then you can call it whatever the hel-ck you want." I growl.
"Cool. I want it to be able to change into power armor."
"Probably not going to happen, buddy." I sigh.
"Awwwwww." He pouts. "Dang... there goes my Christmas list."
"So... Deus... You're a god..." Raven begins.
"Yeah?" I ask with a raised eyebrow. "What about it?"
"What's your goal..."
"…"
"A goal?" I snort. "I don't actually have one at the moment, I guess... buuut I could probably make one up on the spot."
"hmmm."
"What if we made a hunter guild that distributes missions to people who didn't go to any of the four combat schools?" I shrug. "That'd be pretty neat. We even create letter-based categories for grimm!"
"After that?"
"Huh... Well, I guess I could try and turn all the grimm into anime girls."
Raven gives me a half-lidded glare. "Really?"
"I'd drink to that." Qrow shrugs.
We sit in comfortable silence for a moment, the sounds of some children's cartoon being the only noises throughout the mothertrucker.
"According to this Divine Gps, we should be coming up to a village pretty soon."
"Neat." I hum. "You guys care if I start doing my divine thing? Healing the sick, maybe regrowing some arms?"
"By all means." Qrow snorts. "The sooner you become all powerful, the sooner I can start asking for ridiculous shit and get away with it."
Raven punches Qrow in the side of the head.
"Agh- you little-" He inhales and looks to Cinder who didn't even hear his swear, she is too enthralled in the Tv.
He leans over to Raven. "Bitch."
"Do you wish to die, Qrow Branwen?" Raven asks with a small frown, I can hear the sound of her katana click as she slightly unsheathes it.
"No fighting inside!" Summer snaps towards the two. "If you are going to kill Qrow, do it outside!"
I let out a small snort.
"M-My hand?!" A man shouts as a fleshy object rapidly forms at the end of his wrist. "I-Its back..."
"Indeed." I hum as I smile slightly. "You're welcome."
I turn and walk away.
"W-WAIT! Th-there's got to be some sort of way I can repay you, right?" The man stutters.
"Nope, my god told me to help people, so I will." I shrug. "I don't need any sort of payment."
"Thank you! I-I thought I would have needed one of those fancy Atlas prosthetics... and those are much more than a simple villager could buy... but now... y-you don't understand how much you have done for me!"
"It's fine... just remember the god of reflection, and you've done all you need to." I turn with a small smile. "Now, there are probably some more people to help, I'll see you around."
You know... I never actually realized how powerful I am till this moment...
Great wounds, healed with a few spamming's of petty divine abilities, entire legs and arms regenerated with a lesser... sickness and disease healed with just a thought.
These people have more or less started worshiping me- I mean, 'my god' as a powerful entity... maybe I should make my Relic... I wonder what exactly I am going to do with it... I could make it a large mirror that lets you travel to other mirrors in the world... buuut I can sort of already do that.
'hrm... maybe... a scythe? But what does the scythe do?'
'I could always just make it reflect things... but reflect what exactly? Attacks? Nah. Been there, done that... maybe... reflect the grimm? Oooh that's a good idea... a white scythe made of light that transforms grimm it cuts into beasts full of life energy... making them basically anti-grimm... actually... I wonder how life energy affects grimm... do they die? get stronger? Nothing? Who fucking knows~'
I tilt my head slightly. 'I wonder how many Grimm Raven and Qrow killed...'
We had decided to split up- *COUGH* 'Split up Gang' *Cough*- on what to do, Raven and Qrow went to the village's... mayor? Chief? Anyways, they went to the guy in charge and got a mission to clear out some grimm outside the village's walls, if they get into danger, Raven could always just portal them both to myself or Summer... anyways, while they were doing that, I wandered around, healing and helping as many people as I can...
What is Summer doing while all this is happening?
Babysitting Cinder. Simple as that.
I think she's also trying to teach her to read, but that's more of an overarching goal than something she is trying to accomplish in an afternoon.
'actually, my powers are pretty much gone... so I miiight as well go back.'
A puddle of water springs to life before me, so I simply shrug and flop face first into it.
I step out of a large mirror with a small hum.
I walk past Summer talking a shower without even blinking, then close the door in between the bedroom and bathroom.
Cinder is watching Tv in the Livingroom
She gasps as she sees me then with a big ol smile rushes over and hugs my leg.
She tugs my pants leg and points over at the tv. "Mn!"
"You want me to watch it with you?"
She nods.
"Alright, Cinder, I guess I don't have a choice~" I hum with a shrug as I pick her up, causing the girl to giggle.
I sit down and smile slightly as I set her down beside me.
'I wonder if she got my message.'
Pov: ?
A white-haired woman with red eyes sits blankly in a room made of purple crystal.
*Tap Tap Tap*
She slowly blinks and looks towards a random... pigeon?
It just flew right through her window and is now pecking her hand.
She raises a hand to massacre the annoying little creature, but pauses as she realizes something.
It has a letter attached to its ankle.
She reaches out and plucks the rolled up piece of paper from the bird's leg.
"What's this?" The woman asks with a raised brow.
"Dear, Grimm woman who controls the grimm.
My name is Dame Sous, but that is unimportant... I am sending you this friendly letter to inform you of your imminent demise.
I am going to kill you.
Respectfully,
- Dame Sous"
She blinks slowly at the letter, then to the bird.
"…"
"What?"
The bird's eyes glow red for a moment then it detonates, causing the woman to flinch violently as she is covered in blood, feathers, and... pink glitter?
She closes her eyes as she smiles, the letter in her hands crumpling slightly as she quivers with unbridled rage. "I do not know who you are... Dame Sous... nor of how you know about me... but you have made a powerful enemy today."
An immortal witch then proceeds to spend the eight hours trying to find a way to get Pidgeon guts and glitter out of her dress, eventually giving up, and just deciding to burn the black- now technically pink- dress.
PRANK'D GOTTEM! HAH!
Anyways, Asmodeus fucking with two immortals aside, I've decided to post another chapter... WOW! I'm fockin dead inside! ITS 5 AM AND I HAVEN'T SLEPT SINCE 3 AM.
Last Night.
Hoo boy I'm pretty fuckin crazy right now.
Guest Reviews:
Guest 001: Daily updates? Dear god that sounds like torture!
Guest 002: Technically, he could just instantly kill someone like Yukari, buuut he'd probably need a higher tier divine ability... maybe multiple moderates at once?
AL: Wait... Qrow was confirmed gay?! Nani the fuck? WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME IN SEASON 3 WHEN HE TOLD YANG AND RUBY ABOUT THE TIME HE FUCKED A WAITRESS CHICK?! Stg roosterteeth needs to stop fucking these characters up. The creator himself said that he wanted Rwby to have *SISTERLY* relationships. He even set up Sun for Blake from the VERY beginning. The same with Neptune for Wiess! Why do they feel the need to gay-ify every single character in the series?
Reader 451: I mean, Technically... he could probably even 'reflect' a grimm into its opposite... the opposite of a Beowolf... small... quadrupedal... white... nice... protecc the humans. And thus Zwei the first was born.
These lightning fast updates are pretty fun... I'll take a break this time... promise. 4 days minimum.
He said, knowing fully well he is probably going to post the next chapter as soon as it is done.