"Ow..." I say after the sensation of being stabbed subsides.
I look around and see that sadly, I am in a void. "Awe Man! I'm dead!" I shout.
All I did was called some dude's shit out. HE DIDN'T HAVE TO FUCKING STAB MY GODDAMN ASS 50 TIMES!
"Greetings!" A voice in my head says.
I Feel like I should be surprised but something tells me I shouldn't. Fuck I've gone mad.
"Not at all Human!"
Yep, gone mad.
"Oh shush! You were just robbed of a life and since you were wrongfully killed we decided to give you another chance!"
"You know what? Fuck it. Maybe after this I'll wake up in the hospital and that fucker is dead. I did bite off his neck and his inner wrist as he stabbed me."
"Oh yeah! Since you love gaming so much and Gamer fanfictions You'll be reincarnated in a world we chose with the Gamer."
"Doubts about my chance I lived slowly rising." I say while reading the stats.
It was laid out just like Fallout's S.P.E.C.I.A.L. mechanics.
And with seven points to spend too. I decide to go for this.
S - 6
P - 7
E - 6
C - 5
I - 4
A - 7
L - 7
"Hey why did I get two more point anyway? Usually Fallout gives you 5 points to spend." I ask.
"That is because of you killing the one who killed you. The act was your fighting spirit refusing to give in. Giving you two more points." The System explains.
"Then I really am dead. Damn..." I say.
I stay in silence as I process this. Eventually I got my shit together and continued. "Alright what else do I get?"
"Glad you asked!"
Just then a giant menu screen comes up with a set amount of tabs.
Name: Ethan D. Sanchez. LVL: 1
Race: Human (Can be changed if you manage to convince me)
Occupation: The Gamer, Writer, Jackass.
HP: Unneeded. type of health system will rely on vision getting blurry.
Traits: Cynical Bastard, Bullshitter, Total Complete Otaku, Crafty, Sadistic.
S.P.E.C.I.A.L. (Open/Close)
Inventory
Skills: The Sanchez Fist Fighting Style, Gamer's body, Gamer's Mind, Blacksmithing, Craftsmanship, Weapon creativity.
Shop
Options
"Wow you got me good. Let's see what they mean." I say while double clicking the Jackass tab.
Jackass: You have simply accepted the truth that the world is fucking horrible. So to cope, You act like a Jackass to those around you lightheartedly. Not to where you loose friends but enough to seem mean at first impressions. True friends though know of your true nature.
"Holy shit, You're good. Next."
Cynical Bastard: Born with the iron tongue of a Cynic, You prefer to sass your way out of things, Be Sarcastic, Or downright call out shit that you know is stupid. This actually is a two way street as you can turn any idiot you encounter into more sensible people or infuriate them enough to want to murder you.
Bullshitter: You like to bullshit your way out of things. depending on charisma you can bullshit your way to be leader.
Total Complete Otaku: You're a nerd and proud of it! your knowledge of anime and games has made you the ultimate nerd. And these worlds you know the most about will be what dictates your adventure and your Shop. Current Mediums Known well: RWBY, Demon Slayer, Modded Minecraft (Most notably the Twilight Forest Mod and Thaumcraft), The SCP Foundation, Assassination Classroom, F.N.A.F (Omitted due to confusing lore and albeit tame difficulty), Hunter X Hunter, My Hero Academia, Borderlands, And Highschool of the Dead.
Crafty: You Preferred the hands on approach when dealing with things. Be it an assignment or hobby, you have the hands of a Craftsman through countless hours.
Sadistic: You are Fucking evil! You enjoy the terrified looks of people as you mercilessly beat them to shit in retaliation for something they do. Most notably when your family is hurt. this has led you to create your own fighting style. On the other side of the spectrum you are sweet to animals and most notably cats. You won't not help others whether you have to butt in or not, and tend to contradict yourself sometimes albeit rarely.
"Huh! Never knew I made a fighting Style. But they do got these right. What about my fighting style?"
Sanchez Fist: Lvl 4. Born of your sadistic way of handling bouts you unknowingly created a fighting style that focus on pain, Breaking bones, and violence.
Moves:
Twist tackle. A move focusing on twisting the opponent's Arms or legs and slowly twisting the limb for intense pain. Faster twisting gives way to throws and slams.
Bone stomp: A hard kick to arm or leg able to snap and shatter the bones and make the bone tear through the muscles, rendering the limb useless. Can be segwayed into Limb bat where user twists the limb enough to tear off the limb and use it like a bat.
Throwing Chomp: You Bite down hard on the opponent and twist you body to throw or slam them.
Beast fang chomp: You Bite down harder and harder till you literally bite off the flesh off your opponent. Its up to you to swallow.
Hulk smash blows: A series of hard slams with your fists into the opponent. can combo into head butts and fists thrown.
Nutcracker: You say fuck you to dignity and strike your foot where the important bits are. less effective on females but no female has really tried to provoke you to do so. And you prefer to not hit a lady anyway unless forced to.
Forceful Heel kick: A crane kick that focuses on power and precision.
Nose grab. You jam your fingers up the nose of your opponent and throw them. bonus points if you cut them in the nose to make them bleed.
Jaw breaker. A kick strong enough to break a jaw and when the opponent is stunned. you grab it and crush it more as you throw them.
"Holy Shit! I never knew! But now that I remember I did those thing to that guy and the fucker who broke my sister's heart. So cool." I lament.
Blacksmithing: Started as a hobby you created many weapons that you left lying around your place. so much iron was used to fuel your addiction to smash things.
Craftsmanship: Tying into Blacksmithing You have created many art pieces and used your hobby to pay for rent.
Weapon creativity: Someone see's a pencil, You see a Shank, Someone see's a circuit board, You see a potential deadly weapon. Anything is a weapon in your hands and because of that people are wary when you hold a real weapon.
"Alright!" What about the Shop?" I ask.
"The shop will let you buy things from other worlds that you may wanna experiment with. All otherworldly materials will work on all enemies to prevent massive complaints. Speaking of which. You got 5,780 Shop points to spend. Would you like to spend some?"
"Sure!" I grin. The amount of perks here are intriguing but some notable ones are Bonus Perks, Cat companion, Water magic, Waterbending, Ironwood Ingots x2, Voidmetal Nuggets x2, Nichirin steel ingots x2. For the perks I decided to get Freerunner since it fits with my more runner esque style.
When I finished I had 3,460 shop points.
A wheel is brought up with a few world names. I spin it hard and decide to ask the System something.
"Hey System or what ever your name is, Can I change my race depending on the world to something outlandish so I can screw with everyone? I feel that would be funny to watch."
"Well that depends on the world and what I think. But if you want to then go ahead."
"Then I wanna be a Cat Faunus from RWBY if I land on Demon Slayer."
I look over to the wheel and sure enough it landed on Demon Slayer. "Holy shit I thought it was gonna be SCP." I say.
"Well nonetheless you get what you get. Before you go you get to customize your character."
"Alright then."
I have to say I did a pretty good job. I now have Black hair with blue tips, a Kimono patterned with black and blue checker patterns with hexagons instead of squares, some regular under attire, My tail acting as my belt even if I don't need it, my ears on top on full display, and a temporary blade the System has provided. It was simple and had a blue edge to the otherwise black flat.
I actually appeared in the forest pathway Tanjiro and Nezuko are in. He still had the wicker basket so that means I'll be training under Urokudaki if things go well.
It was in disrepair so I just missed him paying for it.
"Hey!" I say.
Tanjiro looks to me. "Oh, Hello. Did you need something?" "Just wondering what You'll be doing with that shitty basket. Its full of holes." I say.
"Oh! I plan on fixing it." Tanjiro says.
"Really? Well let me handle that. I can make baskets strong enough to hold ten people on the thinnest pieces." I Bullshit. I mean I can but...
"Really?" Tanjiro smiles. I actually have to cover my eyes from the bright smile.
"Ah! Damn that's bright! The Bloody hell is you dental plan?" I comment. Tanjiro blushes at the comment.
"But anyways yes I can. Besides I got the distinct feeling you'll be needing a strong basket soon." I say.
Tanjiro hesitates but gives me the basket and such.
I have him hold the bamboo while I get to work.
"So tell me, What's a Mountain boy like yourself doing here?" I ask while making a new bottom.
"Well, You probably wouldn't believe me if you heard me." Tanjiro sighs.
"Trust me kid, I seen a headless chicken live for 4 months, a ball of sentient slime tickle fight people, And someone sweat fucking explosions. I think the bar is way too high on the unbelievable spectrum for me now." I say.
Bullshitting success!
Tanjiro chuckles. "Well, A Demon killed my family and turned my little sister into a demon. Right now I am trying to find a way to cure her." Tanjiro explains. I just finished the basket too with a wicker lid too.
"Well sorry to here. I'm kinda in the same boat as you. A demon slaughtered my parents and gave me this curse. Slowly but surely I'll become a cat. The ears and tail here are actually real. So I plan on hunting down the demon that caused this to at least stop the curse and others to suffer the same fate. If I'm stuck looking like this then so be it." I Bullshit.
Before we know it we find Nezuko's cave.
"Oh, We're here. Nezuko?" Tanjiro says while looking in.
Nezuko pops her head out and oh my god she is fucking adorable in person.
"Hello!" I smile and wave.
She ducks in fright. "Awe." I sulk.
"It's alright Nezuko, He won't be of any harm." Tanjiro encourages her. She eventually pops her head back up.
"Look! He made this basket for you to hide in. That way you can travel in the sun with me." Tanjiro encourages. He manages to get Nezuko in the basket and I smile.
"Hey Tanjiro, Do you know where the Water Breath master resides? I wanna learn under him myself." I ask him.
"I'm heading for him now. You're welcome to come with." Tanjiro answers.
"Lovely!" I say. I freeze and quickly turn to the threat.
"Who's there?!" I yell. Tanjiro tenses and unlatches the hatchet.
I then Freeze at what I see. A Beowolf. A FUCKING BEOWOLF FROM RWBY.
'Shit! Did my status as faunus bring the Grimm as well?'
I dodge the Claw swipe from the beowolf and tackle it. Grabbing a branch and stabbing it in the eye.
"Tanjiro! Use that axe and slash it's throat when I give the signal!" I say as I Punch its face.
"Right!" Tanjiro says.
I jump over the Grimm and grab the Beowolf's head. I flip down and make its throat become exposed. "Now!"
Tanjiro yells with all his might and cuts through the Beowolf neck. It roars its final Roar and slumps over dead.
I gain some loot like the fur pelts, a Shoulder pad based on the bones jutting out its shoulders, and a Claw but why are Grimm here in Demon Slayer?
"What was that?" Tanjiro asks.
"Don't know. But looks like we will have to face more than demons in the future." I comment.
I pant and look to see Nezuko with a worried face. I pat her head with a smile, "Don't worry friend. Just another challenge to us really."
Nezuko smiles under her muzzle. I then notice an umbrella icon above her. it was closed for some reason. I note that for later.
"Well we better get going. I wanna learn this Breathing technique that let's you harness water." I say.
Tanjiro nods and we head off.
And scene. This kinda came up out of nowhere for me but I like the premise.