AN: OKAY GUYS PAY ATTENTION TO THIS. Before you read this, open the Optimistic gamer, chapter 5 by Mirlnir and read both my part and his perspective simultaneously, it was a novel idea that we came up with, considering we haven't seen it done anywhere else on ffnet. So read his story first, and then read the last part of his, and the start of this chapter together, cause that's the best way to figure out what's going on. I personally think it came out very well. R&R and let us know what you think.
H̴̬͌͠a̶̫̱͝c̷̛̮̤k̵̩̍̀ỉ̶̦͊ñ̵͚̫g̵̻͍͐ ̸̲͐C̷̪̓̈ȍ̶̹͑͜m̷͇̈́̚m̵̖̓̍ề̷͚n̷̤̄c̴͕̈é̴̹͘d̵͕̃͝
T̴̥͊e̴͛͜l̵̫͊e̵̫̿p̸̟̂ọ̴̉r̴̺̓ṱ̶͑í̸͜n̶̠̉g̶̻͠ ̸̬̏t̴̻͝o̶̳̿ ̴͈́M̷̬̐i̴̝͐ṙ̸̭a̷̢͠c̵͙͗ủ̸̩l̴̤̇o̵̘͝ū̴̫ṡ̵̮ ̷͍͒E̷̹̊m̵̝͑p̸̪͛ó̶̜r̷̤̈ỉ̸̮ṷ̷͐ḿ̸͇ ̴̗͒
T̴̪͂h̴͇̉ḯ̸̹s̴̗̔ ̶̖̚i̶̻̇s̷̯͊ ̵̥̐f̷͖̃ȯ̷̮r̸̤̓ ̷̳͛s̵̞̒t̶̞̂e̵̦͑a̶̮̅l̵̟͘i̸̭̇ṉ̸͗g̸͖͗ ̴̥̏ä̶̪́ ̵̢͆q̶̮͝ú̸̠e̸̩͆s̶̭̏ṯ̷̆ ̵̛̫r̷̹̈́e̴͍̓w̴͔̒a̷͆͜r̸̚͜d̵̤̏ ̶͚͐y̴̧͒o̶̝͘u̶͚̓ ̷̡̚s̶̜̐ṯ̴̓u̴̢̇p̸̤̀í̷͈d̷͔̎ ̵̜̊ǵ̶̫o̵̫̐d̶̙̒ḓ̸͂e̶̖͗s̶͇͛s̵͕̏
[This is not right, you can't take a goddess with you. This is Illegal! Illegal!]
[Waaaait, Waaaaaait!]
Suddenly, I found myself in-front of a 2-story white marble building with some gold thing on it. Immediately, I spot a lean well-built man who looks far too handsome by half through a massive floor to ceiling glass window. In-fact, he looks shifty enough to steal my cult from me.
[Waaaaah! Stop before you get me killed your big dumb brute!]
"Lemme tell you something" I start screaming before realising he still can't hear me. Immediately, I charge through the door, conveniently ignoring the golden door-handle and throwing chunks of marble everywhere.
Starting up my tirade again, I can see him try to say something, but I scream louder than him. "Lemme tell you something, you giant-footed furry-loving moron of a man, Whose making me miss out on sumo-slammers 6, You done-diggity won't get to steal my cult" I scream before I was cut off by a red ball of light appearing around my head. Rapidly feeling light headed, I trail off, "Did I just use up all my air?"
[You moron! Heal! Heal! Heal!]
Groggily, As i'm coming to, i'm somewhat aware of somebody taunting me by stating, "Wakey Wakey Jackass! It's morning!" Before drenching me in ice cold water. Shooting up,while crossing my arms in front of me I begin to snarl, "You wanna fight? Huh? You wanna-" at the laughing moron, when i'm suddenly cut off by a green glow.
[Waaaaaaah stop before the scary goddess protecting this shut-in NEET kills me!]
As the glow dies off, I'm left standing around in my Ass-Monkey body, looking around at the place I've found myself in confusion. As I tilt my head, I hear a voice call out to me, "Talk about dressing fancily." He states, which gets my attention. "Why are you bald? What happened to you?"
"Say what?" I question him blankly, incomprehensive of what he tried to tell me, staring into his deep blue eyes as i wait for someone to tell me what's going on.
"Did you just talk? Who taught you that?" He interrogates me while rapidly getting into my face.
"First of all, rude. Second of all, I'm a god you sack of badly shaped bones.." I trail off as I see a pop up message next to his face.
[There's a Goddess protecting him, staaaaahp. Waaaaah! Look at this, you'll get me killed with you]
Name: Reid Astera
Age: 16
Race: Shut-in NEET
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Level: 65 (4%)
HP: 7500[Regens 550 per minute]
MP: 6000 (7500) [Regens 500 per minute]
AP: 16,250[Regens 1125 per minute]
STR: 144
VIT: 150
DEX: 130
INT: 120
WIS: 120
CHA: 185
LUK: Way too high, Screw Eris!
Character Information: He is the 43rd gamer chosen by the crazy goddess I told you about. Before she got stronger than me though, she wasn't liked by that bitch Eris so she's still good in my book. She's still scary though, don't mess with her]
[Trait Gained: Silver-Tongued]
[Trait Information: Temporary trait that grants its user the ability to think things through, somewhat, before they say something that they'll regret.]
"That's so cool!" he says, the irritating tone from earlier all but gone. "What's your name? How did you get here? Why do you have the ultimatrix?!"
"In order, Bibbo, No Clue and cause my luck is the worst this Omniverse has ever seen" I respond, somewhat politely, as I prepare my Shit-Points to summon a horde of Chimpanzees to go planet of the apes on this dude.
Just as I was ready to cast my incantation, he does something surprisingly helpful and gives me a flask filled with a reddish liquid. "Buddy, you okay? You're hurt." He says, "Drink this; it should make you feel better."
Surprised at not being called a fucking Clabbert for once my opinion of him shot up to the dozens.
[+36 RP from you to Reid for saving you from an identity crisis]
"Dude, just for that, you're my best buddy. You want some incredibly expensive socks? Also can I keep the flask? It's a nice shiny semi-gold one." I rapid-fire at him, very excited.
Not particularly waiting for an answer, i walk back into the main area while Reid trails me, responding, "I mean, sure? I haven't bought any socks yet, and you can keep the flask. I have plenty." He nodded while following me.
The moment I enter the main portion of the shop, I see rows upon rows of bright, colourful liquids. MINE! MINE! MINE! Aqua can i get some money please?
[Taken 30,000,000 Lien From Atlas]
[Enjoy]
"How much to buy everything here?" I ask, spinning on my heels to face him, with as straight a face as i can muster, though still inevitably grinning like a loon, Nothing better than spending someone else's money after all.
"E-everything? You sure you have that much money?" Reid asks, Dollar signs in his eyes.
Nodding rapidly, I hear him muse, with a hand on his chin, "Well… So, I have 70 HP pots, 72 AP pots, and… Around 25,000,000 Lien."
Wondering if that's a large amount, I quickly figure that it doesn't really matter anyways. I can always take more money as the need strikes me. Looking about the different potions once more, I notice an entire rack of GOLD. "Skill Use: Inventory removal, Dumbledore's gold glasses" I call out, fully prepared to act out a scene of an eccentric collector buying niche products.
I hear a quietly murmured "woah…" Behind me as I walk up to the shelf and pick out one of the shiny bottles. Shaking it slightly, from side to side, I put on the most gravelly voice I can and ask, "Hmmm. it has the right consistency and weight, but are you sure you didn't put a rabbit's foot in this instead of a spider's bottom left eyeball?"
Baffled, he responds, ""Uh, what? No, it has neither. Just some plants, mixed with Mana and Aura."
Tilting my head sideways, like a dog that has no idea what in the seven layers of hell is going on, I ask, "And that is… what exactly? What does it do? Would it increase my capacity to summon incredibly large shit-mountains? Cause of right now its only at like 100 feet every 30 milli-seconds, which isn't all that great to be honest."
Laughing at my genuine question, he shakes his head, "No, it just gives you an invisible shield and makes you a bit stronger. You can get your semblance unlocked with enough training, which might be what you're looking for."
Hearing that I do actually have a chance, I immediately remove the 25 Million Lien from my inventory, uncaring that it's basically filling the center of the shop, from floor to ceiling. Simultaneously, Aqua takes all the potions, except the one in my hand.
[Items gained, a plethora of potions. Just ask. Really. We aren't gonna run out anytime soon.]
As soon as Reid spots the pile of cash appearing in his shop, he immediately takes a running leap at it, screaming, "THANK YOU FOR YOUR PURCHASE" Into thin air. Damn, for a dude that size, he really can move when he needs to.
Putting my attention back onto the potion in my hand, I decide to chug it, finding it to be extremely sweet. After waiting a few seconds, just as I was about to accuse my newly former best friend, a golden shroud began to form around me. The white suit that i was wearing began to fade away and was then replaced by some badass looking armor, which i rapidly grew into. The armor presents itself in the form of dark metallic plates, artfully spiked so as not to hinder my degree of movement, with two launchers behind my shoulder blade, firing a rapid deluge of thick, brown, odorous goo. The released goo is then immediately lit on fire, burning out as it travels more than a foot from the launcher, almost looking like a pair of flaming swords attached to my back. Immediately, I could tell that my stats were boosted, simply from the feeling of sheer power that I could feel through my bones, while I could also simultaneously see my SP bar fall at an alarming rate.
[Congratulations, you have learned to Hulk Out. All stats of yours are increased exponentially in this state, at the cost of 100 SP per second.]
[Aura Unlocked: Increased SP by 30%]
Giddily, I prepare to return to Hogwarts, ready to create some chaos during the Great Feast.
"Wait!" I hear Reid cry out from behind me. Turning, I fix him with a massive grin on my face, stretching it to almost comical proportions, when he adds,"One last thing. Can I have a selfie real quick? To remember the moment."
"Oh hell yes, best friends forever, totally! What's a Selfie though?" I ask, getting even more excited, if possible.
Not really answering my question, He puts his arms around me as though to give me a hug, when I notice a translucent blue screen next to him that gives off a bright flash.
Soon after, he simply detaches and looks at the blue screen, is it like what Aqua gives me? Anyways, he draws me out of my thoughts as he begins to speak again, "Never thought this would be my first ever photo, but life works in strange ways, don't you think so as well, Bibbo?"
Figuring it would be the perfect end to this conversation, I decided to simply use my {Skill: Go to: Room of Requirement} to vanish, calling out, "Who's Bibbo?" Despite this, I didn't want to be mean, so I left him the Dirty Incredibly Expensive Not-so-white Socks in the flask which he had given me, as a memento of our time together, happy that another one has joined the cult.
Finally, out of that mess, I take a look at all the pent-up notifications I had. Damn that's a lot of insults Aqua, also were you worried about me? D'awwwww you tsun-dere, I knew you always cared about me.
[Trait gained: Meany]
Ugh, not this again. Sorry Aqua, but why was Rath the form I took anyways? I selected titan, you useless goddess.
[The Ultimatrix likes Rath okay, it's not my faulttttt]
[Trait removed: Meany]
Alright, now for the last goddamn quest I have in my list. Considering that the castle is going to get extremely crowded by today evening, this is my last chance to prepare for all the wizards that are going to come here. I want to be safe from the student's at-least. Even if I can't reach the levels of the staff yet, some level increases would definitely not hurt. What are my stats at now anyway? Last i remember i was in my Rath form when i had completed the Fuck Mrs. Norris. quest.
Bibbo
Level – 18 (32 percent)
Class –Ass-Monkey Deity Bibbo
Race – Appoplexian
Alignment – True Chaos
Hit Points (HP) – 850/850
Mana Points (MP) – 1100/1100
Shit Points (SP) – 8400/8400
Hoinky-Boinky Points (Read: Lust Points): 25
STR – 198
End – 90
Dex – 63
Int – 75
Wis – 55
Cha – 370
Luck – 100 * 0.001 = 0.1
Schlong length – 8 inches flaccid; 1 foot 1 inch when hard.
Character Info: Bibbo is a Conqueror Ass-Monkey Deity and as such is powered by both his elements, shit and the shaven balls of random creatures. Due to being the one and only Ass-Monkey, he also holds the ability to bulk out into a much more powerful form where all his stats are multiplied by an order of magnitude. Cost of hulking out is 100SP per second.
You have : 1 UnLucky Gacha, 1 lucky SuperGacha and 1 Overlord suit in your inventory.
Musing my current stats, i decide which of the available dungeons to choose from now. "Skill Use: ID Create – Large Predators" I call out, considering that the base humans dungeon wouldn't give me enough XP as I'm stronger than all of them by a considerable amount, but I'm not willing to try an undead small creatures ID either, considering a major portion of my skills involve using necromancy spells themselves.
[Warning: You are about to go Dungeon Crawling; would you like to equip the Overlord Suit? A 5x damage multiplier will be added in the areas that you create, without disturbing XP gain, hence multiplying your damage output by 5 times]
"Sure, why- "I begin to reply, but the moment I give an affirmative response, Aqua immediately teleports me to the dungeon.
This time as i respawned, i knew to expect something like a giant forest land, considering that was the type of environment that the {small monsters} Dungeon had. Instead, though, what i came across was a world that was bathed in a harsh, red glow, reminiscent to that of the glow a sun would cast over a dying planet. I could see what appeared to be plumes of ash rising up from random pockets in the ground, while i could see a volcano is the distance.
Exhaling hard through gritted teeth, i curse my luck yet again.
[You don't need luck when you have me, The Great Goddess Aqua, After all Eris pads her chest anyways]
What? Who's Eris anyways? And what do you mean i don't need luck? look at whats been happening to me!
Ignoring the rest of the messages that pop up, i consider using the Ultimatrix again, but decide not to, after all, if i get stuck as Rath again, things might not turn out so well this time. Instead, I once again try to use my necromancy, but i decide to summon some elephants, since their large size would come in handy against other similarly large sized animals, after all, how much larger can this animal be compared to some tigers and bears.
"Skill Use: Create Undead" I chant out, feeling a loss of my SP as i patiently wait for the first elephant to form. As i was waiting, i began to notice something weird occurring with the elephant formation. instead of it forming normally, wherein a faint outline of the creature is formed from thin air, which gradually solidifies into the undead creature, this time, all the nearby ash and dust begins to swirl about the general area where i had summoned the elephant. Immediately on my guard after noticing that something was blocking my vision in that direction, i prepare to use my ray of death from all of my digits, effectively casting 20 rays simultaneously, which should drain about 500 damage each second its active, while i should be able to use it continuously for 2 seconds, with my current mana reserves.
Peering at my SP, i also consider how long i can activate my berserker state now that it's been unlocked.
[SP left: 8225/8400]
As the silhouette appears to get darker as it approaches, i realise that i may have been just a wee bit wrong. I can see what appears to be a dog-like creature that's about as tall as 5 elephants stacked on top of each other. Hoping to use my elephant to distract it while i try draining his HP, i find that there's no point commanding the elephant that i summoned, considering that the upper half of the elephants bones that were held together through magic and present in the creature's mouth.
As i watched what could only be my impending doom, i was thunderstruck by the realisation that no, a large body wasn't helpful, as i could effectively sidestep it while it would require a long period of time to turn around for another charge at me. All a large body was good for was putting a lot of energy behind an action and intimidating others. Sprinting to a side, i leaped twice in mid-air, performing a pirouette both times, which I used as an opportunity to throw my groups of life drain skills while trying to see its stats, but i was only able to catch its HP readout considering the thick dense fog that blocked my vision.
[Dinosaur HP: 15000/20000]
20 Thousand HP! What even is this, aren't dungeons supposed to scale in a sensible manner? What even is a dinosaur anyways? this thing is massive. I can't do jack squat against it, especially considering it's able to brush aside my attacks like its nothing. Also how did i even do 5 thousand damage? Shouldn't it have been 1000?
[Due to the item Overlord's Suit, your damage output is multiplied by 5, hence each attack dealt 100 damage instead of 20]
Figuring that i have nothing else that i really can do in this situation, i prepare to attempt to smother the air supply to the creature, seeing as anything that large would need significant amounts of oxygen to perform its regular metabolic processes. Doing some quick maths, i decide on using as much of my SP as i could spare on the summoning, while also saving just enough to keep myself hulked out for 20 seconds while i could try escaping.
[{Deity grade summoning: Dense shit} used for 6245 SP]
Rapidly, it what amounted to several trucks worth of shit began coalescing on top of the dinosaur, quickly cutting of its air supply.
[Status Effect Inflicted: Choking]
[Status Effect useless, The creature does not require air to survive]
Well... I'm fucked aren't I? I have 20 seconds of hulk out time left until that Dinosaur kills me. Ugh fuck it, let's just try hulking out again.
Immediately, I'm bathed in a golden shroud, with flames coming out of my shoulder blades as shit is fired upwards from my back, catching fire as it... Wait, Shit is flammable isn't it? Pretty sure fire can hurt anything, even if it doesn't need to breath. Taking a deep breath as i prepare to cast again, i look to my stats display.
[SP left: 500]
Well fuckitty fuck im so fucked. Wait it's been 15 seconds of me being hulked, whats my MP at?
[MP left: 8000]
Hell yeah, i can work with this. Wait, i only have conjuration as a MP based spell here. Can i even conjure flames? Isn't that an attack spell, not a transfiguration.
[Waaaaaah, just fucking do it you ****b*****, you can't kill a goddess, you can't!]
Alright, 2 seconds left on my hulkout and then i'm back to normal, and likely dead going by what Aqua said. "Cast spell: Conjure Inferno" I cry out, splaying my hands wide open in front of me, towards the gargantuan pile of shit that i summed, hoping the spell works before the Dinosaur can escape. As soon as the spell leaves my hands though, i can tell that my SP is over, feeling my body going back to it's normal form.
Figuring out that running in this form is useless, as i was barely able to dodge it last time, i just watch as my ball of fire travels towards the shitstack, whizzing as it super-heats the air between us. As soon as the fireball hits the pile of shit though, unlike the last time i used a fire based spell with my shitty element mixed in, the reaction was instantaneous. The entire mass seemed to almost balloon outwards as the flames spread throughout the pile.
[The Dinosaur has been burnt alive]
[For Defeating the dungeon boss, while much much weaker than him, with only shut-in NEET knowledge, your XP gain for the dungeon is raised to the power 3.]
[Lvl up x82]
Bibbo
Level – 100 (85 percent)
Class –Ass-Monkey Deity Bibbo
Race – Appoplexian
Alignment – True Chaos
Hit Points (HP) – 6540/6540
Mana Points (MP) – 4200/4200
Shit Points (SP) – 8400/8400
Hoinky-Boinky Points (Read: Lust Points): 25
STR – 198
End – 90 + 208 = 298
Dex – 63 + 120 = 183
Int – 75
Wis – 55
Cha – 370
Luck – 100 * 0.001 = 0.1
Schlong length – 8 inches flaccid; 1 foot 1 inch when hard.
Character Info: Bibbo is a Conqueror Ass-Monkey Deity and as such is powered by both his elements, shit and the shaven balls of random creatures. Due to being the one and only Ass-Monkey, he also holds the ability to bulk out into a much more powerful form where all his stats are multiplied by an order of magnitude. Cost of hulking out is 100SP per second.
You have : 1 UnLucky Gacha, 1 lucky SuperGacha and 1 Overlord suit in your inventory.
Aqua what the hell was that? Wasn't i supposed to come across regular mobs to level up before i hit a dungeon boss?
[*sniffles* I don't know mashter, waaaaaah]
ugh, whatever, at-least this pushed my levels up by a bunch
Ș̴͐i̵̬͝n̶̩̓c̴͓̕é̷̼ ̵̱͐b̵̝͒ǒ̸̰t̴͈͂h̵͙͑ ̴͔͠t̷͍́h̴̹͘ẻ̷̯ ̴̖̈́ḍ̶͋í̶̤n̶͉̕ó̴͔s̸͓͗a̷̰͐u̴̙͋r̸͇̃ ̷̧̈p̶̝̉l̶̤̃o̵̻̾ŷ̵̖ ̵̬̿a̴̰͝ń̴̺d̴̘͝ ̷̢͌A̶̲̓k̵̰̔a̶̳͗ṉ̴̍ě̷̩ ̷͍͝h̷̭̄a̸͕̓v̴̫̀ē̴̘n̶͙̾'̷̛̝t̸͓͐ ̴̗͛k̷͉̾ï̷̗l̴͍̏l̶̹̂e̴̩̚d̴̨̈ ̴͉̎y̵̟̔o̷̺̚u̶͇̓.̴̩̀ ̴̟̀I̶̳̾'̴̜̇l̵͇̇l̶̃ͅ ̷̻͊l̴̥̈́e̸̱͆t̴̲́ ̶͍̂k̸̤͂ṵ̴̕r̴̹̈́o̶̠̒ ̷͓̈d̷̳̋ó̴̻ ̷̼̍i̷̜̽t̴̟͊ ̶̪̃d̶͚̔ḭ̴̿r̴͙͊e̸͎̕c̶̢̏ţ̴̎ĺ̸̘y̸̳͝.̵̘̔
[Please im sorrhyyyyyyyy, i'll be good i promise]
T̶̞͊ĥ̸̡ï̷̢s̸̠͊ ̶̲̅ï̶̝s̶̖̓ ̵̢̐w̴̱̌h̴̓ͅy̷̹̑ ̶̣̿y̷͆ͅo̸̬͐u̷̙̓ ̷͎̋d̷̗̓o̸̗̅n̸̫͂'̵̼́t̴̞͋ ̵̜͘m̴̞̓e̴̗̒s̶̟͛s̸̬̀ ̵̹̊ẅ̵̺́ī̶̙t̶̠͝h̷̖͒ ̷͖͝o̵͍͂t̵͚̐h̷͉͂ę̵̐r̷̥͒š̴̟
Aquaaa... I can already tell you have something to do with this. What. Did. You. Do?
[You remember the necromancy grimoire i took?]
Oh yeah, it was great. i love summoning turtles, even though they don't do much. Why don't they do much? Aren't they supposed to be really powerful? Strongest animal alive and all that jazz? After monkeys that is, but nothing comes close to us.
[You need to be level 200 to summon the good ones, i forgot, sorry]
T̵̫̉ẽ̵̙l̷̝̋e̴̤̿p̵̧̈́ỏ̵̫r̶͚͝t̶͙̋ả̶͉ť̵̼i̷̳̽o̶̧͋n̶̟̎ ̷̣̄c̵͈̾ö̵̤́m̸̥̌m̶̨̅é̶̖n̶͍͠c̸̤̔e̴̽͜d̶͖̅
With that, i once again found myself in a situation i was not ready for, seriously, this is getting old now. my heart's gonna give out.
[Heal, Heal, Heal]
-Lemon Ahead-
"Not literally, aqua..." I sigh, dragging my hand across my face, when i notice a very attractive scarred woman having sex infront of me
[+15 Hoinky-Boinky Points]
Carefully settling myself down into a bush nearby, i'm happy that they didn't notice my arrival. As i watched what was going on, i rapidly felt myself become hard. Trying something new this time, i quickly gave my shaft a sharp tug, before beginning to slide my hand back and forth along it, relishing in the friction is caused. Meanwhile, the bandits comfortable in the knowledge that nobody would be able to come find them in a forest other than for some random animals, were rutting about freely.
The larger of the two bandits was pulling what looked to be the bandit leaders face along his girth, roughly dragging it through her throat, which released erotic gurgling sounds from the woman. Meanwhile, the bandit who was of a shorter stature grunted as he kept slamming his into the leaders ass, sawing her along his dick like it was running out of fashion.
[+5 Hoinky-Boinky Points]
Pumping my shaft relentlessly as i watched this show going on, i noticed the three switch positions, swapping holes. As the shorter one pulled out his unproportionately large dick for his size, the bandit leaders ass holed quivered, expanding and contracting slightly, almost as though it was missing the shaft that occupied it moments ago. At speeds that i would not expect these bandits to be capable of, they immediately re-enter her holes only the repeat the process with even more gusto. It seemed as though removing their dicks from the tight, warm and wet orifices and exposing them to the cold air spurred them into even further action, until they were slamming away like there was no tomorrow.
Eventually, i heard one of them grunt out, "Natalia, i'm close", To which the other guy affirmatively replied that he too was close, before grabbing natalia's face and practically throwing her off his cock. "In my pussy!" Natalia manages to slur out, seemingly disoriented and light-headed. Quickly lifting her up, the two of them began to double penetrating her, with one continuing in her ass while the other begins to fuck her hitherto unoccupied vagina.
Feeling a strange pressure build up, i figure i'm about to experience what this cumming sensation is as well and as such try to aim it at her as my instincts are telling me to, when suddenly a dark portal opens up below me and i find myself in front of what appears to be a cooking pot with the hogwarts logo inscribed on it. As soon as I appear though, I reach my limit and blow my load right into the cooking pot. Looking around though, I see that i'm in the hogwarts kitchen that I had tried to find the other day, luckily, all the house elves are distracted due to them having to have to cook for the great fast, and didn't notice me ejaculate right into what appears to be the soup.
Deciding to leg it, I jumped off the table I found myself on and immediately make a break for it, before the house elves see me and prevent me from entering the kitchens again.
-Lemon Ends here. You lot will be missing out if you ignore it though. It's a great one.
AN: Anyways, what did you think of this chapter? Liked it? Loved it? Think i've not described certain scenes enough? or that i didn't explain something? Feel free to add the information in the comments.
Any reviews asking me a question from an account will be answered, but some may contain spoilers, so answer me at your own risk.
As usual, this chapter has some easter eggs for later chapters. If you don't find it don't worry. try rereading the older chapters once i've updated a lot more chapters into this, and you should be able to spot the comments. I had an absolute brainwave the other day on an idea for this gamer fic that i can guarantee has never been done before and i expect all of y'all to be shocked as all hell.
This chapter also had the lemon that kuro saw bibbo watching from bibbo's perspective. What did you think about it? Was this lemon better than my previous one? send me reviews on what you think i should do to improve. Did any of you guys spot my easter eggs here? Again, this chapter should explain some of the comments i added here and there in the previous chapter.
Again Bibbo gains his powers from IRL reviews and his Acolyte's. Each Acolyte on the discord provides 200SP while each review a 100. A person can review only once per chapter, but each review per chapter can count. for example, since there are 4 chapters here, a reviewer can potentially give bibbo 400SP. Here on out, each Acolyte gives 200 SP per chapter review, expect the SP tally to jump up rapidly.
The official discord for this fic is on Shiro's Gaming Omniverse and features a bunch of other brilliant authors and has a great community. we discuss anything and everything over there and also have our own list of the best fan-fictions on there that is regularly voted on and updated. We are currently at over 400 people here and again it is a Rated A server. please don't join if you aren't at-least 17 years old. The discord can be joined through the the following link. i'm using spaces since ffnet doesn't allow links. www . discord . gg / H5QYpkH
If the code does not work, simply pop over to one of The Dark Wolf Shiro's latest fic's and pick up the link from there.
Praise The Dark Wolf Shiro for his reference. i personally thought it was a super cool addition.