Time for round three mother fuckers!

So as it turns out a single chapter could make all the difference since "The gamer: Kireina" went from having around 200 views to over 1300 in just a matter of hours and honestly that is quite impressive to me. But then again this fanfiction features my friend Kireina-chan so I shouldn't be that surprised since she's just so god damn awesome!

Anyways I have something to tell you guys and its that this chapter was originally going to be two separate chapters but instead I decided to put them together since I felt that would make for a much better story since it would help keep the metaphorical momentum of the story going. Plus one of the chapters was going to be relatively short so I decided "Hey! why not put that for the first part of the chapter and then use my next idea for the rest of the chapter?" so that's what I'm doing.

And so to help you guys know which part of the chapter was the first chapter idea I came up with ends and when the second chapter idea begins I'm going to add in a little interlude in where the first part ends and the second starts up. Also feel free to use the interlude as a way to save your progress in the fanfiction so you can stop reading and come back later to continue on or maybe even use it to get yourselves some snacks to feast upon as you read.

Or you could just skip the interlude and continue reading, I don't care how you do it since its up to you to decide how you read the fanfictions you read.

Also please leave a review to say how awesome Kireina-chan is because she is fucking awesome as hell!

But anyways, as always I hope you enjoy.


Axel adventurer guild hall

Inside the guild hall Kireina was sitting at one of the tables with Megumin on the other side, the two were waiting for their breakfast for the day so they could go questing with food in their bellies.

While they were waiting Kireina was looking through her adventurer card to see if any skills caught her eye, and a few did since they would be a bit helpful in certain situations and/or used correctly. Meanwhile Megumin was silently sitting there thinking to herself about certain things, like how Kireina's cooking tasted so good even though it was her first time trying to do it.

After some time Kireina purchased some skills she was looking at, and with 65 skill points to use combined with her [Adventurer] class, quite a lot was available to her.

Skills brought: [Good berry](passive)(1/100) [Create earth](active)(1/100) [Wind breath](active)(1/100) [Purify undead](active)(1/100)

All of these skills cost her 25 skill points leaving her with 40.

This was handy because she found out something she could do with these these point, and that was use them to level up her skills she already had given them another use aside from buying new skills for her to use.

So by spending 10 skill points she was able to upgrade her new [Good berry] skill to level 10 with 500 EXP left over(1), why this skill in particular you ask?

Simple, the berries had healing capabilities and could be turned into healing potions if she unlocked the [Alchemist] production class she recalls seeing while selecting her starter classes, so she will just call this a long-term investment. Besides the berries tasted good and could still heal others when eaten, granted its currently only 0.5% of their health but its better than nothing!

Just then she was broken out of her thoughts by Luna's voice coming from the magic intercom-like system they had set up in the guild.

"Attention all adventurers! please report to the front of town for the yearly cabbage event!" she spoke loud and clear for all to hear.

It appeared that it was time for the cabbage event, maybe she'll get to see Darkness participating.


In front of the town of Axel

All around adventurers of all kind were rushing to gather as many of the flying cabbages as they could get their hands on.

"Well it appears to be quite lively today, eh Megumin?" Kireina asked her only companion.

"Well the cabbages are worth quite a bit of eris so it makes sense for everyone to be rushing around to gather as many as they can." the young Crimson demon replied while scanning the area, unfortunately she couldn't unleash her explosion magic here because she could hurt someone. Not to mention the big blast would just destroy all the cabbages completely, meaning they'd all be wasted since nothing would be left over from the destruction.

Kireina saw one of the cabbages coming towards her and Megumin so she took out her normal sword and sliced it in half, only to get 1000 EXP from it.

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'What the fuck!?' she thought in surprise since these cannon fodder monsters gave TWICE the amount of EXP that the giant toads give her!

Well, you can guess what she is going to do now right?

All around the field cabbages were dropping left and right from Kireina farming them up for their EXP, and she didn't need to worry about collecting the remains since she got item drops automatically sent into her inventory, another convenience she enjoys about the game.

Cut to the left, dodge and spin slice to retaliate, jump over Darkness who was laying on the ground for some reason, diagonal slash to kill multiple at once.

The EXP just kept rolling in and she just kept levelling up which gave her even more stats to help her with her EXP farming rampage.

Eventually the mass murder of cabbage carnage was over and everyone was reaping the rewards for their efforts.

Especially Kireina and Megumin, Kireina because she got a shit ton of level ups from killing all the cabbages and both of them because Megumin spent her time collecting the cabbage corpses Kireina left around, combined with all the cabbage Kireina had in her inventory they pretty much made a fortune from this event alone.

And so, how about we check Kireina's stats?

Title: The new gamer

Name: Kireina Shimaru

Total level: 122

Primary class: [Fighter](60/100)(EXP 5400/6000)

Secondary class: [Adventurer](60/100)(EXP 1700/6000)

Race: Human

HP: 6000/6000

MP 6400/6400

Stats

STR: 360

DEX: 360

END: 60

INT: 64

WIS: 64

CHA: 66

LUK: 120

Skills gained: [Battle fan proficiency] [Blowgun proficiency] [Bokken proficiency] [Changdao proficiency] [Chakram proficiency] [Claymore proficiency] [Chokuto proficiency] [Flail proficiency] [Halberd proficiency] [Hatchet proficiency] [Harpoon proficiency] [Hook sword proficiency] [Javelin proficiency] [Karambit proficiency] [Katar proficiency] [Kodachi proficiency] [Kunai proficiency] [Kusari-gama proficiency] [Lance proficiency] [Mace proficiency] [Machete proficiency] [Macuahuitl proficiency] [Maul proficiency] [Nagamaki proficiency] [Naginata proficiency] [Odachi proficiency] [Sai proficiency] [Scimitar proficiency] [Scythe proficiency] [Shuriken proficiency] [Tachi proficiency] [Tekko proficiency] [Throwing dart proficiency] [Throwing knife proficiency] [Tomahawk proficiency] [Trident proficiency] [Uchigatana proficiency] [Whip proficiency] [Zanbato proficiency] [Zweihander proficiency]

All weapon proficiencies upgraded to [Novice]

All weapon proficiencies upgraded to [Adept]

Perks gained

200 STR perk: [Adrenaline rush]

300 STR perk: [Dynamite punches]

200 DEX perk: [Extremely flexible]

300 DEX perk: [Speed demon]

100 LUK perk: [Really lucky]

So... many...PROFICIENCIES!

God dammit why so many she doesn't need them all dammit!

But still, she'd say she can easily wreck the shit of any of the demon generals. Well maybe not Vanir but she could still Beldia toss around like a rubber ball if she wanted.

Oh, and because her [Adventurer] class has levelled up so much she now has 215 skill points!

Also the perks, yeah explosive punches are definitely gonna come in handy. And she was already fast before and now she's even faster now!

And more luckiness is always appreciated.

All in all shes feeling pretty confidant she could take on most of the demon generals and win, except for Vanir and the demon kings daughter. Vanir because of his power and the daughter because she's an unknown and Meta-knowledge is pretty much useless in regards to combating them.

'Still, I could probably take her down if I level up some more and branch out into other classes, maybe a magic one since I'm kinda lacking in ranged combat capability at the moment.' she thought to herself logically, really aside from her ranged weapon proficiencies(Which weren't very many) and the skills she got from her [Adventurer] class and her [Leviathan axe] she didn't have that many options for taking an opponent down from a distance.

And then, she had an amusing idea.

"Hey Megumin wanna see something cool?" she asked the young Crimson demon.

"Is it related to explosions?" Megumin replied while looking at her friend.

"Damn strait."

"I'm in!"


About five minutes away from town in the forest

Kireina punched the air as her 300 STR perk activated and caused an explosion to come from her fist.

Looking towards Megumin, she saw her fist twisted into a mixed expression of excitement, confusion, amazement, and absolute and utter joy.

Just as she expected, it was amusing.

"Wha, ho, neh?" it appeared Megumin's brain was to busy trying to get itself back in order for her to speak coherently.

"Yeah, sometime during the cabbage event I apparently learned how to cause explosions with my punches. So that's a thing." Kireina said casually.

+25 Rep with Megumin [70/100] for having an explosion related ability

Reputation reward gained: [Bombing buddies]

Reputation reward: [Bombing buddies]

Reputation Affection and Obedience increases faster with those who have explosion related abilities

10% bonus damage with explosive abilities while around someone with explosion related abilities

Rep with Megumin changed to Affection

Well the bonus damage is nice since Megumin was her party member and her only spell was literally [Explosion], so that was helpful.

One question though, why did her Rep changed to Affection?

In this variation of the Konosuba world Megumin is a bit on the bi-curious side

And since you have the ability to PUNCH explosions out of your fists she's convinced you're souls mates or something.

Well that explains it, she doesn't really mind it so long as it doesn't become some sort of a problem.

But knowing how anime logic works it probably is, but she'll cross that bridge when she comes to it.

"So, what do you think of it?" Kireina tried asking the young Crimson demon to see if that got a response out of her, and it did.

"ITS AMAZING!" a very loud response but a response all the same.

"Thanks." she replied blandly as she slightly leaned away from the brunette who was currently going on a small tangent of how cool it was that she could "punch" explosions into existence or something like that.

Welp, to late to go back now, so she might as well just roll with it.

And with Megumin's Rep turned Aff so high she believed it was time to tell the petite girl about "The gamer" ability.

"Hey Megumin, I have something to tell you." this caught the explosive chuunibyou's attention who immediately started listening very closely, as in getting much closer to Kireina to listen.

About 4 minutes of explaining later

+30 Aff with Megumin [100/100] for trusting her with the truth of your ability

Reputation with Megumin has been maxed out and will not lower at all

Reputation reward gained: [Explosion master]

Reputation reward: [Explosion master]

All explosion related abilities have the following effects

200% bonus damage

100% EXP gains

-75% MP cost

Well that will certainly come in handy, maybe she should get Megumin to teach her the [Explosion] spell? yeah, that seemed like a pretty good idea.

Besides that she sent Megumin an invite to her real party and once she accepted she instantly gained all the features of The game.

Firstly the amount of MP she has increased significantly since The game gave her much more MP than it did Kireina due to Megumin being a part of the Crimson demon race.

Next she got a refund for the points she put into her MP bar to increase its maximum amount, and even then she still had move than before!

Oh, and her [Explosion] spell apparently got a small boost to its power, and it got an even bigger boost once Megumin dumped all of her refunded points into it and levelled it up a whole bunch.

Now her [Explosion] spell was level 13, but apparently that meant it was powerful enough to destroy a small mountain range due to it working on a different power basis than other skills and spells. Megumin really wasn't kidding when she said it was the strongest kind of magic, at least in the Konosuba world.

Anyways, it was time to grind the shit outta a dungeon because holy shit has she been waiting long enough to finally do some proper grinding with the [ID create] skill.

So after informing Megumin they were gonna hit up the dungeon and grind that shit up like nobodies business!


Around 16 minutes later after they leave the [Zombie] ID

"Well I'd say this has been a profitable day." Kireina said offhandedly as she and Megumin were walking back to town.

The reason she said that is very much true, especially when you look at their progress.

Title: The masterful fighter

Name: Kireina Shimaru

Total level: 202

Primary class: [Fighter](100/100)(MAX)

Secondary class: [Adventurer](100/100)(MAX)(Evolution available)

Race: Human

HP: 10,000/10,000

MP 10,400/10,400

Stats

STR: 600

DEX: 600

END: 100

INT: 104

WIS: 104

CHA: 106

LUK: 200

Skills gained: [Proficiency with pretty much every melee weapon you can think of](passive)(Master) [Dash attack](active)(67/100) [Summon weapon](active)(41/100) [Instant weapon swap](active)(74/100) [Harness killer intent](active)(7/100) [Detect bloodlust](passive)(13/100) [Second wind](passive)(3/10) [Tactical mind](passive)(MAX)

Ultimate skills unlocked: [Omnislash](active)(16/100) [Star strike slash](active)(22/100) [Unlimited blade works](active/passive)(28/100)

All weapon proficiencies upgraded to [Expert]

All weapon proficiencies upgraded to [Master]

Perks gained

STR perks: [Baneful strength] [Powerhouse] [Split strength]

DEX perks: [Reflexive dodging] [Super runner] [Rapid reaction]

END perk: [Resilient body]

INT perk: [Problem solver]

WIS perk: [Greater intuition]

CHA perk: [Charming smile]

LUK perk: [Devils luck]

Classes unlocked: [Gunslinger] [Weapon master]

For maxing multiple classes you've unlock the [Class clone] skill

To say she was OP at this point would be an understatement, with her not having levelled up so much and gaining mastery for every single weapon ever despite never touching one of its kind before, that alone is OP as hell. Combine that with all of her new skills and perks and shes an unstoppable powerhouse at this point, and apparently she now has even more classes available to her to make her stronger, truly this system is absolute bullshit, but its the kind of bullshit that you love.

And don't you dare think for a single second Megumin herself has just been slouching around while Kireina was doing all the work while they were in the ID.

Title: Mistress of explosions

Name: Megumin

Level: 120

Class: [Arch wizard]

Race: Crimson demon

Rank: Veteran

HP: 18,000/18,000

MP: 2,700,000/2,700,000

Stats

STR: 110

DEX: 75

END: 90

INT: 270

WIS: 210

CHA: 420

LUK: 160

Skills: [Explosion] [Chain explosion] [Explosion resistance]

Sacred gear: [Variant detonation]

Yeah, she's also gotten quite strong.

Her [Explosion] skill costs her half a million MP, so she is now capable of casting it five time in a row.

And to add onto this is the fact her title gives her extra damage to all of her explosion skills, she's packing some pretty heavy firepower behind her petite frame.

So lets review and summarise their abilities shall we?

Kireina has maxed out both her classes, got an ass ton of skills and multiple perks which make her even more OP than before, and now she has master degrees of proficiency with every single pre-modern melee weapon in all of fucking existence. And at this point she is considering if she'll be able to go toe to toe with the demon king after getting more classes to boost her INT, WIS, END, and LUK and maxing them all the way out.

For Megumin, well, she has more MP then she knows what to do with due to her race normally giving her 5000 MP per INT which was then boosted by her [Veteran] rank which basically gave her a X2 multiplier to how much she benefited from all her stats and stuff, she also invented a new skill from her normal [Explosion] skill, and she even got the sacred gear of [Variant detonation] which she got from Kireina after she got it as a gacha reward, and it was something which suited her very well. And she was also adorable as fucking hell!

Oh, and I should probably explain the ranking system.

Ok so there are currently four ranks, [Normal] [Veteran] [Elite] and [Champion], [Normal] is exactly as it sounds like, its a normal X1 multiplier and almost everything/everyone has this rank. [Veteran]'s gain X2 multipliers for their stats. [Elite]'s gain X4 multipliers. And [Champion]'s get X6 multipliers. Normally only mini-boss and boss type enemies have these but due to The game Megumin herself could now do it once she hits the world's level cap of 100 and will be stuck there until a rank-up occurs.

And it just so happens that Kireina herself can trigger the necessary rank up once one of her companions are ready and making them even stronger than before. The reason she gave Megumin the rank up is because she didn't see any downside to it, Megumin was already at max Rep/Aff with her and it wasn't like there was any drawback to it so she decided "Why the fuck not?" and just did it.

So yeah, now Kireina had an OP loyal loli which was capable of destroying entire mountain ranges with a single attack following her around. Neat.


Interlude, Hajime(begin)!

Why hello there my fabulous viewers! it would appear you have reached the interlude section of the chapter, feel free to stop reading for a while to get some snacks and/or drinks to enjoy if you decide to read the rest of the chapter.

Anyways, I would like to take this time to inform you that I am accepting [Class] ideas for Kireina-chan to have so if you have an idea you think could be worked into being a class then please put it in the review section because I enjoy reading the reviews of my viewers and responding to them. Just a shame that not many of you are leaving reviews but oh well, what can I do about it?

Also class format for anyone who wants one!

Class name: [The name]

Class stats: The stats it gives per level

Skills gained: The skills gained at first level

Class description(Optional): The desc of the class

Potential skills(Optional): Potential skills for the class

And so, I think I've wasted enough of your time here so lets get back into the story! yeet!


In the Axel adventurer guild the next day

After the short but extremely profitable training the two girls did they headed back to town and promptly fell faces first into their bed, since they were both girls they didn't see anything wrong with sleeping in the same room as each other and since buying a single room instead of two was much cheaper they decided why not have a sleepover every night? neither of them minded and it was cheaper, simple as that.

When the two woke up the next day they did their morning routine and left the inn for the adventurers guild to see if there was any high-tier quests which needed completing, sadly they were all gone since not that many problems have been going on lately and all the high-tier quests that did come in got taken by other high-levelled adventurers.

And so the two just decided to sit down at a table, stick around, and wait for something to happen.

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This was pretty boring since nothing was going on right now.

Kireina decided to pass the time by using up the vast amount of gacha tokens shes collected from the dungeon she and Megumin were training in.

After a few tries she got quite an interesting skill from it.

[Unique skill: Naming system(That time I was reincarnated as a slime)](Legendary)

Allows the user to give power to other beings by giving them names

Can be used on those that already have a name

Named individuals: None

That is definitely unique and quite possibly going to be relevant some time in the near future.

And just as her line of thought crossed that possibility the doors of the guild busted open. Look like her [Greater intuition] perk is already having a great effect on her.

Hopefully this is something interesting.

"Lady Dronya is in town!" the man who practically came crashing into the guild called out to everyone, who immediately started chatting amongst themselves.

Definitely going to be interesting.

And hold on a second there mates, wasn't Dronya the OC who appeared in chapter four of "Blessed with a hero's heart" by "Magnus9284" or something?

After that line of thought none other than Dronya came through the door being flanked by "Liza" and "Chica" as that AU Izuku named them.

Ok Game when the hell did this become "Blessed with a hero's heart"!?

It has actually always been like this, you just never noticed.

Well thanks for the heads up asshole!

Still, this could make for a good opportunity, Liza had insane strength and durability and Chica could weaponize her own voice! those are definitely two new party members to be added ASAP!

She's gonna change their names from their "canon" counterparts though, the names were just a bit lazy.

Also if she ever meets Eris she is SOOOOOOOO going to punch that bitch strait in the face!

But enough internal monologuing for now, time to pay attention.

The situation went down like in the fanfiction, Dronya comes in, talks with Luna for a few seconds, and then offers everyone something in exchange of the retrieval of her gifted item. Simple.

And guess who decided to speak up and ask for the slaves in return for getting the book back from the goblin infested caves?

Kireina did! that's who bitches!

And so Kireina went off with Dronya to the goblin's lair, however Megumin decided to stay back and wait for another high-tier quest to come in which Kireina allowed since the young Crimson demon could easily defend herself from most foul fiends.

A few hours later they FINALLY arrived at the goblin cave

"Ugh, at last we're here! that ride took forever!" Kireina stated while stretching out her body, even if she didn't need to with the effects of [Gamer's body]. But it still felt nice so she did it anyways and nobody could stop her from doing it.

"Aren't you concerned for your companion that you just left back at the guild?" Dronya questioned the pinkette, after all she knew some perverted men weren't so picky with body types.

"Aren't you concerned for the poor idiots dumb enough to try it with her?" she quipped back coolly. Honestly she felt back for whoever wanted to try their luck with the petite girl.

Dronya didn't really have a response for that so she just gave Kireina the magic viewing orb and informed her what it did, but Kireina didn't really care since she had her own plan.

1: Go into the cave and kill all of the goblins.

2: Bring out every bit of loot she could find with her [Treasure detection] skill along with Dronya's little book and complete the quest and get the slave girls.

3: Profit.

Simple and effective and that is exactly what Kireina did.

"Well, it wasn't what I was expecting, nor did I expect you to be able to do the task so quickly. But a deal is a deal so the slave girls are yours, however we have to head back to town for the ritual to make it official and transfer ownership of them over to you." Dronya said with her divine gift safely tucked away in her robes.

"Sure, just don't try to cheat me out of my deal, or else I'll kill you." Kireina replied with her threat reinforced by her [Harness killing intent] skill, combine this with the fact she's partially covered in blood from slaughtering the goblins and she is much more intimidating than she normally would be.

"I-I understand!" Dronya quickly responded feeling quite intimidated by the pinkette.

And so Kireina quickly loaded all of the treasure she found into the wagon they used to get to the goblin den and they began to make their few hour long trip back to town.


Later that day at the guild hall

Kireina sighed as she stretched her muscles out, again it may not do anything but it still feels good dammit!

Anyways, after Kireina got all the loot from the goblin den appraised and sold off to make some money she and Dronya reassigned the two slave girls over to the pinkette who was surprised to gain a new class out of it.

Profession class gained: [Slaver]

Class: [Slaver](1/50)

+1 to WIS and 2 to CHA per level

Unlocks slave settings

10% general stat boost to your slaves

Skills gained: [Command slave](active)(MAX) [Heal slave](active)(1/100) [Basic slave seal knowledge](passive)

As it turns out Kireina can actually gain new classes just by doing stuff related to that class. Neat.

Oh, and she named her two new slave girls.

The white scaled Gator-kin girl who was originally named "Liza" in the fanfiction was now named "Zarida" while the black feathered Harpy who was formally know as "Chica" in the "Blessed with a hero's heart" fanfiction was now called "Charla" and before you ask, these names aren't based off of anything or anyone, they are just the names which came to the author's mind.

And check this, because Kireina named them her [Naming system] unique skill activated and gave both of them a huge boost. However it didn't drain a single point of Kireina's MP because of her [Friend of the author] perk which just made it so the boost both of the girls got was equal to 5 million MP each. AKA they both got a super powerful boost.

How about we take a look at just how powerful they each became?

Title: Slave

Name: Zarida

Level: 500

Class: [Brawler]

Race: Dragon-kin

Rank: Veteran

HP: 2,250,000/2,250,000

MP 20,000/20,000

Stats

STR: 5000

DEX: 2000

END: 4500

INT: 200

WIS: 400

CHA: 750

LUK: 1000

Title: Slave

Name: Charla

Level: 500

Class: [Wizard]

Race: Storm harpy

Rank: Veteran

HP: 60,000/60,000

MP 2,000,000/2,000,000

Stats

STR: 300

DEX: 1500

END: 200

INT: 5000

WIS: 4000

CHA: 750

LUK: 1000

So yeah, apparently her new slaves were more powerful than Kireina and Megumin now. Combine this with the fact she could assign them classes and now she has two more powerhouses backing her up.

Also just like in "That time I got reincarnated as a slime" the two of them evolved into more powerful versions of their original species.

Appearance-wise they didn't range to much from their original forms. Zarida now has a pair of white wings sticking out from her back along with her tail being a bit longer than before and a small pair of horns protruding from her forehead along with the scales on the various parts of her body being much more sturdy to the point one would think Zarida was wearing white armour designed to LOOK like dragon scales instead of being a natural part of her body. Charla changed just a bit less as the lower feathers of her wings turned into a dark stormy blue colouration while the wings in general grew a bit in size, not enough to be noticeable at first glance but one could tell if they were actively looking. aside from the feather colour change her hair also went through the same treatment, now having dark stormy blue highlights in it. Her talons had also grown a bit and were clearly much sharper. The two of them also increased in height a bit with Zarida standing at a tall 7ft and 2 inches, and Charla being 5ft 3 inches in height.

They also had new outfits!

Zarida's outfit was pretty simple, black shorts, white sleeveless shirt, and a black sleeveless vest with black fur lining the collar and bottom of it. All of these items were meant to be more function than fashion as they didn't reduce mobility or flexibility one bit.

Charla's outfit was also pretty simple, black shorts, dark storm blue shirt, and some segmented armour plating to make up for her END which was her lowest stat, even though its still above most average adventurers. And before you ask about why Zarida doesn't have any armour, lets be honest here, does she really need it with the amount of HP she has?

But there was one underlying factor which trumped the physical change of looks of the two Demi-humans, and that's the fact that their bodies have been completely healed.

Zarida's missing tongue was replaced with another and Charla's tail feathers regrew themselves.

Now the two of them are better than they ever have been in their entire lives!

Anyways, aside from the physical changes they both mentally developed, although Zarida still referred to herself in third person for whatever reason.

Anyways(again), the party of four were now sitting around a table just chilling out and relaxing.

That was until Dustiness Ford Lalatina, AKA Darkness herself came and asked to be allowed to join their party, and with her meta-knowledge she knew that "Chris" who is better known as "Eris" wasn't going to be to far behind Darkness due to them being friends and all.

"Why would you want to join a party with damnable Demi-humans Darkness-chan?" speak of the devilish goddess and she shall come.

"You got a problem with my friends you bitch?" Kireina asked using a tone of voice which means "Say the wrong thing and you're fucking dead." or, something like that.

"Ha! as if anyone would want to be friends with dam-" Chris/Eris was cut off as Kireina rushed out of her seat and socked that bitch right in her face, sending her flying back a few metres.

"Shut your mouth you pathetic waste of space." she said while looking down at the fallen thief.

The goddess in disguise tried to stand up to talk to her pink-haired attacker, only her said pink-haired attacker to stomp down on her chest to keep her grounded and put the blade of her axe to her throat.

"Listen here you little piece of shit, if you dare talk trash about my friends, whether its about their race, appearance, abilities, or just about what they like, I WILL find you, and I WILL kill you! do you understand?" Kireina said threateningly while her eyes were sending a glare as cold as ice strait into Chris' soul.

At the white-haired girl's nod Kireina withdrew the [Leviathan axe] and went back to her team, while snagging a glance at Darkness to use [Observe] on her. To say Kireina was surprised would be an understatement.

Title: Darkness

Name: Dustiness Ford Lalatina

Level: 35

Class: [Crusader]

Race: Human

HP: EX

MP 700/700

Stats

STR: 140

DEX: 29

END: Bullshit

INT: 70

WIS: 90

CHA: 210

LUK: 80

The very fact that her END stat is so high that it doesn't even have an actual number and it lists her HP as infinite is mind boggling to Kireina, though it does make sense since in canon she could survive one of Megumin's [explosion] spells head on and still come out of it alive.

Still, it was fucking insane, especially with the fact that Darkness was still only LV 35.

Speaking of her it turned out she still wanted to join Kireina's party so the pinkette decided why the fuck not and let her join as long as she didn't do anything negative to her Demi-humans.

And yes, she threatened Darkness with a quick and painless death if she did so, quick and painless because Darkness gets off on pain.

And then Luna came to her about the graveyard activity quest from the Konosuba anime/manga where the crew meet Wiz.

Welp, looks like its time to meet the kind and caring Lich girl.


In the graveyard

'Oh my god if this bitch doesn't shut the fuck up I am going to tear her limb from limb.' this was what Kireina was thinking as Chris was seemingly a chatter box for some reason, as if she was TRYING to annoy Kireina and get herself killed in the process of pissing the pink-haired gamer off.

Why was Chris coming along you ask?

Simple, Darkness politely asked if she could come along. And since she asked so politely Kireina allowed it.

But now she was severely regretting it since she was so close to taking her [Leviathan axe] strait to this bitch's face.

Alas, taking her head off will have to await for another time since they saw a "mysterious figure" casting some evil-looking magic. In actuality though it was just Wiz allowing souls to pass on and send them to heaven, seriously a fucking Lich was more kind than a fucking goddess. WTF is wrong with this world?

Anyhow, they make it to the graveyard and find the soon-to-be-former demon general doing the purification ritual for all of the poor unfortunate souls that couldn't pass on.

Of course, Chris/Eris immediately started trying to destroy the ritual circle but Kireina had Zarida put her in a choke-hold and threatened to kill her if she dare interrupt Wiz's work.

And Chris took exception to that.

"You fucking bitch! I knew there was something shady with you!" she screeched at Kireina who just covered her ears to save them from completely breaking from the high-pitch of the voice.

"Bitch please, the only thing I stopped you from doing was interrupting a purification ritual. If you cant even tell what type of ritual something is then how can you call yourself a member of your religion since aren't they suppose to know about different kinds of rituals?" Kireina responded with a deadpanned expression and tone.

This cause Chris to pause and begin to reevaluate the situation.

Meanwhile Kireina turned to the present Lich and told her to not mind them and continue on with what she was doing.

After a short pause Wiz got back to purifying the souls and sending them off to heaven, without interruptions this time.

About five minutes later

After Wiz was done with purifying the souls she told them what she was doing in the graveyard and all that.

And it was also quite clear Chris and Darkness was feeling quite a bit of embarrassment at the fact their own religion has been slacking off so much.

And so the two of them departed to hopefully set their religion back on track.

Meanwhile Wiz took the gang back to her shop which held quite a few items which were... interesting.

After a bit of talking Kireina found she got along with Wiz really well and even managed to get the first Reputation reward with her.

Reputation reward gained: [Friend of the Lich]

Reputation reward: [Friend of the Lich]

All Rep, Aff, and Obe gains are increased with Lich's

-10% MP cost for [Necromancer] and [Lich] related spells

Well then, that ought to be useful if she ever gained a [Necromancer] class or something.

Speaking of classes, she still has the ability to pick a new one. So while her party(mainly Megumin) was looking around the store she looked through her class selection screen.

There were quite a few options to pick from, she could stick to [melee] and be a total beast in close quarters. She could choose a [Magic] class and gain some more versatility in her arsenal. Or she could choose a [Specialist] class and get... whatever those classes give her.

Hmm... Decisions, decisions...


And we're leaving it off there ladies and gents!

Now you may be asking, "Asuki! Why the fuck did you stop it there!?" and the answer is surprisingly simple.

You get to choose what class Kireina-chan gets next.

To further explain I've put up a poll on my profile where you get to vote which class Kireina-chan gets next.

And check this out, you can choose up to 3 classes!

Also if two of the classes are tied by the time I end the poll I'll just have Kireina-chan max out one class and then pick the second one and work on that. Both in the next chapter of course.

Anyways if you have any questions about the chapter just PM me because I could barely find anything which looked like it needed to be numbered in the entire chapter so if you're curious about something just send me a message and I'll explain to the best of my ability!(Unless it would be spoilers in which case I'll probably be cryptic in my reply(s) to your questions)

But as for the one thing that did get a number.

1: Each Skill point gives a skill 500 EXP so by spending 10 of them Kireina-chan is giving a skill 5000 EXP. Crazy right?

But anyways, lets get onto my favourite part of the ends notes, the review answering!

zackman2k12: I cant really tell what you mean but I'll just assume its a positive review so thanks man!

The Dark Wolf Shiro: Firstly thanks for reading my fanfiction Shiro-san, I really appreciate you reviewing it as well. Anyways to answer your review I say thank you for the compliment and you were correcting in assuming Wiz-chan was soon to make an appearance so props to you for your guessing skills mate!

The Dreadnaut: Ye boi! While those Baka's are taking it slow and steady this time that doesn't win the damn race and only winds up biting them in the ass! But seriously though, in this fanfiction Kireina-chan ain't gonna be spending to much time in each of the worlds she goes to. It'll be around 6-7 chapters at most before she world jumps to the next in the line. Of course she's gonna come back to previous worlds but its mostly gonna be to tie up loose ends or spend time with the friends she makes along the way.

Mangus9284: Interesting idea for a [Cleric] class, though this time its not my choice what class Kireina-chan chooses to be her next in the line with the class vote/poll and all.

Shadowuser0112: Ha! This is gonna last for a while mate! And even if it does end there is probably gonna be a season two!

Kla Zark: I don't really know what you mean by that so if you're reading this please PM me to elaborate on it more.

LazyTitanDG: Bitch her name is beautiful! And if you type in any even remotely close to an insult I will fucking castrate you!

Sigh, aside from that. Lets move onto her status screen and oh boy is it gonna get crazy in the next few chapters.

Title: The masterful fighter

Name: Kireina Shimaru

Total level: 202

Primary class: [Fighter](100/100)(MAX)

Secondary class: [Adventurer](100/100)(MAX)(Evolution available)

Race: Human

HP: 10,000/10,000

MP 10,400/10,400

Stats

STR: 600

DEX: 600

END: 100

INT: 104

WIS: 104

CHA: 106

LUK: 200

Skills: [Gamer's mind] [Gamer's body] [Observe] [ID create] [ID escape] [Class clone] [Three tomoe sharingan(Naruto)] [Naming system(That time I was reincarnated as a slime)]

[Fighter] skills: [Power strike] [Overclock] [Reinforcement] [Rapid attack] [Dash attack] [Summon weapon] [Instant weapon swap] [Harness killer intent][Adaptive combat] [Battle instincts][Detect bloodlust][Second wind] [Tactical mind] [Sword proficiency] [Spear proficiency] [Axe proficiency] [Shield proficiency] [Light armour proficiency] [Katana proficiency] [Greatsword proficiency] [Greataxe proficiency] [Warhammer proficiency] [Nunchucks proficiency] [Battle claws proficiency] [Battle gauntlets proficiency] [Bo staff proficiency] [Kama proficiency] [Tanto proficiency] [Tower shield proficiency] [Three section staff proficiency] [Wakizashi proficiency] [Battle fan proficiency] [Blowgun proficiency] [Bokken proficiency] [Changdao proficiency] [Chakram proficiency] [Claymore proficiency] [Chokuto proficiency] [Flail proficiency] [Halberd proficiency] [Hatchet proficiency] [Harpoon proficiency] [Hook sword proficiency] [Javelin proficiency] [Karambit proficiency] [Katar proficiency] [Kodachi proficiency] [Kunai proficiency] [Kusari-gama proficiency] [Lance proficiency] [Mace proficiency] [Machete proficiency] [Macuahuitl proficiency] [Maul proficiency] [Nagamaki proficiency] [Naginata proficiency] [Odachi proficiency] [Sai proficiency] [Scimitar proficiency] [Scythe proficiency] [Shuriken proficiency] [Tachi proficiency] [Tekko proficiency] [Throwing dart proficiency] [Throwing knife proficiency] [Tomahawk proficiency] [Trident proficiency] [Uchigatana proficiency] [Whip proficiency] [Zanbato proficiency] [Zweihander proficiency][Proficiency with pretty much every melee weapon you can think of]

Ultimate [Fighter] skills: [Omnislash] [Star strike slash] [Unlimited blade works]

[Cook] skills: [Ingredient identification] [Cooking recipe creation] [Kitchen knife proficiency] [Cooking proficiency] [Poison detection]

[Slaver] skills: [Command slave] [Heal slave] [Basic slave seal knowledge]

[Adventurer] skills: [Steal] [Snipe] [Tinder] [Create water] [Bind] [Grease] [Lockpick] [Treasure detection] [Enemy detection] [Detect trap] [Disarm trap] [Farsight] [Good berry] [Create earth] [Wind breath] [Purify undead]

Perks: [Friend of the author] [Starter stats(inactive)] [Double luck] [Friend of the undead] [Heavy hitter] [Adrenaline rush] [Dynamite punches] [Baneful strength] [Powerhouse] [Split strength] [Reflexive dodging] [Super runner] [Rapid reaction] [Resilient body] [Problem solver] [Greater intuition] [Charming smile] [Cant touch this] [Extremely flexible] [Speed demon] [Really lucky] [Devils luck]

Reputation rewards: [Bombing buddies] [Explosion master] [Friend of the Lich]

Unique inventory items: [Ring of water breathing] [5 medium level-up potions] [Adventurer card(Konosuba)]

Unique weapons: [Leviathan axe] [Unbreakable shield]

Money: 1,261,800 eris