Chapter 1:

Naruto had finally done it! He had passed his genin exam. All thanks to that one random ANBU he saw practising with clones in a training ground, thank god he was able to memorise it from a distance otherwise who knows what would have happened!

As he was walking past the academy he saw something he never in all his years thought he'd see. It was Mizuki sitting on his swing of depression! :o

"Ne, Mizuki-Sensei whats wrong?"

"Nothing Naruto, now scram gaki"

"But sensei, youre sitting on my depression swing! How can I let a man be by himself at his lowest?"

"Okay Naruto well here's the jist of it..."

Mizuki proceeds to trick our poor protagonist into his dastardly deeds using a healthy dose of manipulation and flashbacks.

*3 HOURS LATER, KONOHA FOREST*

"Alright, Sensei told me i needed to learn one jutsu from this scroll and I'd pass."

"Hey Gaki what are you doing out here!"

"Who is that?" Naruto shrills fearfully.

"Haha I am the mighty Anko-Sama, now give me a reason you're here or die" she said with a creepy grin.

"Mizuki-Sensei sent me out here to learn one jutsu so I'd be on a special genin taskforce dattebayo!"

"Well Gaki hate to break it to ya but everyone's trying to find you right now."

"What did I do??? it's not those stupid villagers trying to beat me again is it? The Old man said they'd stop this time."

"Sorry kid it looks like the Old man is the one after y- *GACK*"

Anko fell forward with a fuuma shuriken in her back.

"NYEHEHEHEHE HELLO KYUUBI BRAT, I have slain your woman and now I come to kill you!"

"Mizuki-Sensei why would you do that she's a good woman???"

"Because Kyuuruto I have received you with my nefarious flashbacks and sad moments in my life for this very moment!"

"You mean... You lied to me?"

*NARUTO-OST SADNESS AND SORROW*

"GAKI SHUT THE FUCK UPAND KILL HIM ALREADY"

*RECORD SCRATCH*

"OKAY ANKO-SAMA" Naruto was scared for no lady was this nice and scary before, the only other nice girl was that Hyuuga creep.

"ALRIGHT, ITS BEAT DOWN TIME, UZUMAKI NARUTO STYLE, Kage-Bunshin No Jutsu!"

2000 Narutos clones exploded all around the forest into a veritable army of orange clad menaces.

"NARUTO'S ATTACK!"

What was left of Mizuki was unrecognisable, he had beaten into a purple ball of a man, not even having energy to cry out in pain.

"Alright we did it!"

"NARUTO EXPLAIN WHAT IS GOING ON HERE RIGHT NOW"

"Ah! Iruki-Sensei I found you!"

"I found you BAKA, and so did any other half decent shinobi with that kind of a chakra outflux."

"Whatever that means, hey Sensei ya gotta help the pretty lady, she got hurt real bad protecting me."

"Alright, C'mon Naruto we'll drop her off to the hospital and bring you to Hokage-Sama, summon two clones and pick up the purple mess that is Mizuki too, Hokage-Sama will know what to do with him."

*AT THE HOKAGE TOWER*

"Naruto my boy you've had a very eventful night how about you get some rest and we'll speak about it in the morning."

"But Hokage-Sama..."

"No Iruka, the boy has had some stressful truths and another night where he was let down by this village, let him rest."

*THE NEXT MORNING, KONOHA HOSPITAL*

"Ugh 'Nai-Chan where am I???"

"You're in the hospital nice crazy lady."

"HUH, YOURE NOT NAI CHAN!"

"Hey I saved your life lady at least show a bitta respect, now c'mon, eat up you've gotta recover your energy."

"I'm fine I'll eat at home, besides I Hate Toast."