"Knock knock"

Hermione looks up over the mounds of paper covering her desk to see her best friends glistening red hair at the door.

"Oh my god. I totally forgot we had lunch plans. It's like I'm the only person working in this office today."

"Hermione. Drop the quill now."

"Just let me-"

"No i haven't talked to you in weeks. We're going to lunch" Hermione went to protest but Ginny cut her off "listen you're the boss down here, pass something off to someone- like Malfoy over there his desk is so empty and you know he does good work. "

"Fine fine" Hermione went to grab a little stack of papers but Ginny shoo'd her away and grabbed a big pile.

"Here Malfoy" she said dumping it on his desk.

"Um excuse me Weaslette, but you don't even work here" Malfoy replied not even looking up from today's addition of the prophet

"Sorry Malfoy I need some help- the Nott case. Give it a good read and see what dents you can make. I'll be back in a half hour"

Ginny grabbed her arm pulling her out the door "make that an hour and a half, ferret".

—-

"So i hear you and Harry are back together" Hermione said she took a sip of wine Ginny pressured her into ordering.

"Eh sort of- i mean we're having sex and lots of it when I'm home" Ginny played professional quidditch which required a lot of traveling and put a bit of a damper on her and Harry's relationship. "And it's great trust me but dating? I haven't been to a restaurant or a bar with a guy in months."

"You and me both. I've just seen my desk, my cat and Malfoy's stupid face for weeks"

"When's the last time you even had sex Hermione?"

Hermione knew she had to think too long on the question for the answer to be good "sex is honestly the last thing on my mind right now. I just wanna scream at work and when i get home i cant even sleep I'm so stressed. "

"You need to unwind Hermione" Ginny leaned forward and whispered "do you even masturbate?"

Hermione nearly spit her wine in her red headed friends face "masturbate? I dont need that i just need a good sedative"

Ginny rolled her eyes "trust me Hermione it works. After a hard game, me and my vibrator put in good work before a good nights sleep"

"I dont know Gin, i just don't think i can get in the mood alone"

"You should call a sex line!" Ginny stated as if she just found the cure for cancer.

"Call a what?"

"A sex line! The muggles use them you should know this. You call the number and there's a hot voiced man on the other end ready to get you all hot and bothered."

"I dont know if I can get all hot and bothered by a stranger" Hermione stood up and started to put her jacket on. "Not to put an end to this riveting conversation but i really have to get back to the office and check that Malfoy isn't burning the whole place to the ground"

Ginny rolled her eyes "At least go home at a normal time and take a bath to unwind"

Hermione kisses her friend on the cheek "now that's a good idea. See you Gin"

"See you. And think about what i said!" She shouted after her.

—-

Surprisingly, Malfoy did have a good handle on the Nott case and Hermione finally did get to leave the office at a normal time for the first time in weeks. She ordered take out and had a long bubble bath with a nice tall glass of Pinot.

She emerged from her bathroom wrapping in her fuzz robe to find a nicely packed gift sitting on her perfectly made bed.

Hermione- a little something to take the edge off xx Ginny

Inside the box was the "splender 5000" vibrator. Hermione laughed and shook her head- her friend cared a lot but boy was she crazy. Or was she? Maybe i should listen to her. Hermione picked up her phone and searched the number for a Muggle phone sex line.

She stared at it "niteflirt phone sex with hot hunky men" she laughed and locked the phone.

Then saw the vibrator again.

She unlocked the phone and clicked the number. But only got one ring in before panicking and hanging up.

"A little something to take the edge off huh?" Hermione pressed the on button to the and the wand began to vibrate at a low hum. She shut it off immediately. "I'm gonna need more wine for this. "

After she filled her glass of wine, lit some candles and got into bed, Hermione finally got up the courage to call again.

The phone rang and she almost hung up but then she heard a calming voice on the other line "Good evening sweetheart, lonely?"

"Lonely?" She questioned "you don't even know me"

"Well then tell me about you. What's your name?" The voice questioned.

"H- Haley. And yours?" She continued curiously.

"I can have whatever name you'd like. Tonight I'm all yours."

Hermione felt a tingle inside and she honestly liked the sound of that. "Well honestly. I've never done this before. You can tell me what to call you. "

"I'll make you comfortable Haley. Are you laying down? Tell me what you're doing. Oh and you can call me daddy. "

Daddy huh? Hermione rolled her eyes. "Uuhh well I'm laying in bed in my robe. With a glass of wine and some candles lit. I have a vibrator my friend gave me but unsure if i wanna use it."

"good friend." The voice on the other line chuckled "now tell me baby how was your day?"

She didn't expect him to be so cordial "honestly? Stressful. Work is a bloody mess and this is the first time I've gotten to relax in god knows how long."

"Stressful mhmm. Let me help you." He sounded like he honestly wanted too and Hermione had to remind herself she was paying for him "why don't you take that robe off for me baby?"

"Okay" she didn't know why she was agreeing to do what this strange man was telling her but there she was dropping her fuzzy pink robe on the floor "it's off"

"Good now relax and close your eyes for me." Hermione laid back, shutting her eyes. "Bring your fingers to your nipples and play with them for me. Imagine me sucking on each one of them. "

"Mhmm" she groaned as her nipples got hard between her fingers.

"Be a good girl spread your legs for me"

"Yes daddy" Hermione said not even realizing but it was as if she could hear him grinning through the phone.

"Take your finger and put it inside of you for me. "

"Oh wow" she said allowed "I didnt realize how wet you were making me... daddy."

He chuckled "that is the goal Haley. Although I'd say knowing that is having a surprising affect on me too"

"Tell me about it" she stated boldly.

"Put another finger in" he demanded and she listened sliding two fingers inside of herself. "Now keep your eyes closed and imagine it's my rock hard cock sliding in you" Hermione let out a moan at the thought "that's it baby. Now grab that vibrator I wanna take you home before our time is over"

She grabbed the vibrator as he told her and turned it on. "Got it"

"Now put it over your clit. Start on low. " she did as she was told letting the slow hum of the vibrations pulse through her. "Now imagine me down there. Tasting all of your juices" the thought made Hermione eyes roll back "turn it up again for me baby"

"Yes daddy" she obeyed. "Tell me what else you'd be doing down there."

"You're gonna wanna turn it up again" he said confidently "I'd be licking your pretty little cunt, while sliding my fingers in and out and in and out"

"Ohhh fuckk" Hermione said as the vibrations got more intense at the thought.

"Haley I want you to come for daddy." He demanded "I wanna feel you quake all over my fingers"

Hermione felt herself coming to the edge and hoped to god her neighbors couldn't hear her moaning. "I'm coming daddy" she felt a shake through her body as she hit her peak and came down. She shut the vibrator off and let it fall to the floor as she let out the only word she could think of "wow. "

He chuckled on the other end "sounded wow from here too. Wish i could've really experienced that Haley."

"You'll just have to think about me when you get off of work then" she said, very out of character.

"I'd be surprised if i could get you out of my head to be honest. Hopefully that will help you drift off to sleep and we'll both be well rested for our day jobs tomorrow"

She yawned in response "definitely will be my best sleep in a while. Goodnight daddy. "

"Goodnight Haley. We will talk again soon" he said confidently. And then just as the mystery voice said she drifted off to sleep.

—

Hermione felt like a new women, ready to tackle another day at work by the time she was back at her desk the next day. She couldn't help but smile as she did her work thinking about her... encounter last night.

"Granger. What could you possibly be smiling at?" Malfoy said interrupting her thoughts as he walked into her office with a smirk on his face.

"Please, Malfoy, come in." she rolled her eyes.

"Just have these papers regarding the Nott case" he dropped them on her desk. "Be a good girl and sign them for me"

Hermione gasped.

"What Granger? Seen a ghost?" Malfoy said winking at her as he walked out.

"There's no bloody way..." she whispered to herself "fuck". Of course he'd like to be called daddy.