Chapter 6:

Dinosaur was sitting in the library trying to determine if it really mattered if he finished his 12th diorama after only having been in session for this semester for three weeks when Troy and Abed came in. They started beatboxing and rapping much to the annoyance of everyone within earshot. Abed began with,

"Remember remember the fifth of November"- Abed

the month of December and year 5 surrender- Troy

The cat-girls to Denver, John whenever- Abed

His bong water spills on his balls, Biggie Smalls - Troy

Curtain Calls, Niagara Falls right into the walls!- Abed

Eons ago there was giants, titans- Troy

Die quickly ay Costco from polio and meningitis- Abed

Because they're revamping the name of Asperger's to polish it-Troy

Meningitis and Polio contamination due to lack of abundance sight.-Abed

Rectangular boobs seem bad- Troy

Fidgeting kids will never be rectangular with boobs- Abed

Boobs boobs boobs- Troy

Boobs Tiddy breast tiddies- Abed

Sacks sandbags boobies melons- Troy

Nipplebags Funbags.- Abed

YEAH BOI IT's 2023! – Abed/Troy

Pierce who suddenly appeared out of nowhere cheered loudly and said, "That is BY FAR the best rap you boys have ever done!"

Abed and Troy looked at each other and said, "Yeah, this isn't nearly as dope as our first one. I think we've lost the touch."

They left the library then, much to the relief of Dinosaur, but his concentration had been broken, so he decided to leave too. As he headed toward the cafeteria to get a delicious snack of beef jerky, he saw Annie scolding Jeff. "Everyone knows tacos are stored in briefcases, Jeff, because suitcases are suitable suits ONLY!" Jeff just sighed and nodded as if this was the most important discussion in the world, maybe it was, but Dinosaur thought there was surely something more important than tacos in briefcases.

Dinosaur just headed to the cafeteria and saw one of the workers writing the sign for the lunch special which read "Roasted Chicken that tastes like Turkey salad rolls dipped in golden brown pussycat that was really more of a yellowish mayo type of cat nipples." Dinosaur shuddered in horror at the thought of anyone willingly eating that when he saw Leonard walk by and declare, "Oh boy! That's my favorite!" Leonard then looked right at Dinosaur and said, "Once upon a time there was a stupid bitch, she was a stupid chainsmokers who fucked a lot of people. She was a real shitty dumb stupid ass piece of literal heaven. Her name is Britta. You've probably seen that disgusting angel around here somewhere."

Dinosaur was very confused by this, because Leonard was insulting yet, also praising her at the same time? Dinosaur was really starting to second guess this school, this town, his entire existence. When Professor Duncan who hadn't been seen in like 18 years showed up in the cafeteria out of breath and asking for Jeff or that beautiful blonde wench, Britta. Dinosaur shrugged and said he hadn't seen either of them in a while, at least not together. Duncan sighed in disappointment and said, "Freud never had to make Fred fires with mustard and ketchup and cheese and more cheese, but Nietzsche made me fries that me gusta papas frias! Pop pop, eh?" Dinosaur had no idea what Duncan was talking about and he looked and sounded insane. He clearly hadn't cut his hair, shaved, or changed clothing in quite some time. "Dude, are you okay?"

Duncan looked at him and said, "Balloon causes kill strategies from e-girls!" Dinosaur nodded along as if he understood anything that had transpired between him and Professor Duncan in the previous three minutes. Duncan then ran out of the cafeteria proclaiming that "Aliens are real! My mom says they puke up aids!" Dinosaur was at this point quite frankly, sick and tired of the obvious mental lapse all of Greendale seemed to be experiencing at the same time and he vowed to do something about this increasing madness.