It was a relaxing early evening here at Main Street. Goofy was leading against the wall of the Fire Department with a mildly bored look on his face until his good friend Homer Simpson approached him.
"Hey Goofy, whatcha doing." the yellow-skinned man greeted his friend.
"Do you really wanna know?" the cartoon dog asked as he narrowed his eyes.
"Um...not really..." Homer responded as he began walking away, a little unnerved.
"Then let me tell you!" Goofy remarked as he stopped the man in his with a grin on his face.
Goofy took a deep breath and suddenly, music started the playing, prompting Homer to look around in mild confusion, wondering where it was coming from.
๐ถI'm taking advantage of the things! This place has to offer like robots and wings!๐ถ
It pans over to a Fred Frederickson, who was chowing down on some chicken wings while sitting next to Baymax, WALL-E, Gizmoduck, RD-D2 and C-3PO on a bench.
๐ถIf your house needs a plank! Or your car has a dink! You can find it at...Disney!๐ถ
Over at Kelly's Hardware Store, Mandy Garcia and Fizz the Builder were fighting over a set of wooden planks, Meanwhile at Radiator Springs; Tarzan, Anna, Aladdin and Baloo were trying to pull Tantor, whose' tusks got stuck in Fillmore the Mini-Bus. With their combined strength, the group of four were able free the elephant, but were sent flying back in the process. Tantor immediately turned around to see if his friends were okay. The four friends, who were laying on their backs, smiled and give thumb-ups to the pachyderm.
๐ถIf monsters need ice packs...๐ถ
An angry minotaur let out a mighty roar right before he was sent flying by a punch from Hercules and a blast of magic from Star Butterfly. When the minotaur landed face-first onto the ground, the duo pulled out some ice-packs for him.
๐ถOr nerds want a beaker...๐ถ
Ludwig Von Drake, Honey Lemon, Baljeet, Peter Parker, Varian, Jumba, Professor Porter, Martin Prince, Lewis Robinson and Yumyulack were at the Monsanto Hall of Chemistry, looking through a display of beakers.
๐ถIf your guitar is broken...๐ถ
Miguel Rivera and Alden Jones were at Ashman's Music Emporium, looking at their broken guitars while strolling down a aisle of brand new guitars on display.
๐ถOr it's time for a new squeaker...๐ถ
The Hulk and Peter Griffin were playing with their brand-new rubber ducks while Wolverine and Brian Griffin just looked at each other, confused.
๐ถIf you need cookbook...๐ถ
The Beast was looking at a book with a confused expression on his face, before realizing it was upside-down. With that, he flipped the book around and smiled as he began to read.
๐ถOr your pits are a stinker! You can find it at...Disney!๐ถ
Simba and Timon were applying some deodorant to Pumbaa. After doing so, the lion king and meerkat sniffed the warthog to make sure it worked. Sure enough, it did actually work and Simba and Timon assured Pumbaa of that with a smile and a thumbs-up, prompting the warthog to grin.
Homer was left mildly confused, wondering what else could there be to this city.
๐ถBut where do I go, if I want a afro...?๐ถ
๐ถMy silly friend Homer, I know where you can cover that hideous comb-over...!๐ถ
Hey!
Suddenly, the duo ended up in afros and surrounded by their fellow townspeople, all dancing and singing as if they were in some sort of Broadway musical, with a large flashy sign spelling out, "DISNEY", hanging above them.
๐ถJust get on down to Dissssssssnnnnneeeeeyyyyyyyyyy!๐ถ
After a scene of flying balloons passed by, Goofy and Homer were back where they started, with the yellow-skinned man amazed by what happened while the cartoon dog looked satisfied.
"Wow! Where is all this again?" Homer ecstatically questioned.
"It's all here at Disney!" Goofy responded.
"Hmmm...no, that doesn't sound right..." the yellow man remarked hesitantly right before he walked off, leaving the cartoon dog with a dumbfounded/confused look.
Bill Farmer as Goofy
Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson