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When he first walked in, no one noticed immediately, so he just stood off to the side for a minute while Blaine posed in tight black pants, wearing a big gold party hat and holding a bottle of champagne in one hand, and a noise maker in the other. Tina was going on about how good Blaine looked, and it was clear the ex-Warbler was slightly uncomfortable with her obsession.

Sam, Jake, Ryder and Joe were waiting off to the side in various (extremely sexy) skimpy outfits, and while he couldn't help but feel a little hot looking at them, Blaine was the one he was really into.

"Well hello sex on a stick," he announced in his usual smooth, cocky manner, "I love those pants. Take them off."

Blaine stood in shock for a second, unable to do anything but sputter, until he finally collected himself enough to say, in complete disbelief, "Sebastian?"

Sam, Artie, and Tina were all glaring daggers at the fievel mouse in front of them, while Jake and Ryder just looked extremely confused.

"In the flesh. You know, I came in here to get ready for my football tryout, but this is much more exciting," Sebastian said with his signature smirk as he examined the chiseled bodies of the four other shirtless boys in the room, enjoying how his predatory gaze made them squirm.

"Football tryout? Has all that horrible cologne you wear finally gotten to your head? You need to be a student at McKinley to be on the football team," Tina said with her usual confidence while stepping in front of Blaine protectively and trying to match Sebastian's glare (much to his amusement).

"Well then it's a good thing I enrolled last weekend, isn't it?" Sebastian said with more cockiness than a sixteen year old boy should ever have. His reply shocked Tina enough that she allowed Blaine to push her off to the side, giving him an unobstructed view of the boy who almost blinded him only a year ago.

"You're coming to McKinley? I thought you 'couldn't stand the stench of public school.' This is a joke right?" Blaine said with more concern than Sebastian was expecting to hear. Did Blaine really hate the idea of him attending McKinley that much?

"Trust me, I'd much rather be at Dalton. However, since you and the stripper with a mouth the size of Texas reported the Warblers for steroid use, I got expelled. They didn't even care that I never actually used the steroids, or that I didn't find out about them until after sectionals," Sebastian replied with more disdain than Blaine had ever seen him express.

Any reply that Blaine had planned on saying was interrupted when the entire football team rushed in to get ready for practice.

"Shit, we're going to have to finish the photo shoot later. Thanks a lot evil twink," Tina snapped while packing up her camera gear. She pushed past Blaine and left as quickly as possible, hating being the only girl in the boy's locker room.

"Well this has been fun hot stuff, but I've got a tryout to get to, and I think you need to go apologize to your girlfriend," Sebastian's smirk widened as Blaine took his bait.

"She's not my girlfriend Sebastian! Just, agh!" Blaine yelled before storming out of the locker room, leaving a very satisfied Sebastian with five of the glee boys, four of which were still shirtless.

"See ya boys. By the way, if you ever feel like experimenting, give me a call." Sebastian winked before turning and walking to the bench where his bag was, and getting changed into his football gear.

The five boys just stood in silent disbelief for thirty seconds before Jake finally broke the silence.

"Ok, who the hell is that?"