Chant with me guys! Text-fic! Text-fic! Text-fic! Text-fic! Text-fic! Text-fic! This is about our kiddos slightly out of college, I have other stories coming that will be writing college-age Ducks, I already have three, most notably Roadtrip, I just like writing our kiddos grown up. I say kiddos bc I'm pretty sure not everyone is a duck.

When Gosalyn makes her debut I'll write a second chapter with her in it as well, probably after the close of season 3 because I want to have as much time to get to know her as possible.

In the A/N at the bottom I'll explain all of the career paths I thought up for the kids because it didn't always naturally come up in conversation for this one.

Enjoy!


New group chat started by Dewey Duck

Chat named "Triplet Chat"

Dewey Duck added Huey Duck

Dewey Duck added Louie Duck

Dewey Duck added Webby Vanderquack.

Huey Duck: What's with the group chat, Dewey?

Dewey Duck: It's been like forever since we all hung out and talked. Thought this would make it easier.

Louie Duck: It was a month ago.

Dewey Duck: Exactly it's been way too long.

Webby Vanderquack: I can't really talk long but I'm happy to be a part of triplet chat!

Dewey Duck: Webby gets it.

Louie Duck changed his name to Louie

Louie: I'm kinda busy too.

Huey Duck: Yeah? You are?

Louie: What? I do stuff now.

Dewey Duck: Ooh, tell us about the new perfect scheme.

Dewey Duck changed his name to Champ Popular

Louie: Louie Inc. is currently inoperable.

Huey Duck: Legally you have to say that, right?

Louie: Yes.

Webby Vanderquack: I'm proud of you, Louie, for working your way up in the world on your own. I'm proud of all of you btw

Louie: Thanks, Webby

Huey Duck: Thank you! We're proud of you too.

Champ Popular: Yeah, Webby, you're like the coolest of all of us.

Webby Vanderquack: Aww, thanks, guys! I have to go for a bit. Can I add someone when I get back?

Champ Popular: Totally!

Webby Vanderquack: Okay, cool.

Webby Vanderquack has left the chat

Huey Duck changed his name to Dr. Huey

Champ Popular: You're not a Dr. yet

Louie: Let him have it, the group chat doesn't care who does or doesn't have their doctorate

Champ Popular: Can I be Dr. Dewey then?

Louie: If you wanted to

Champ Popular: Cool!

Louie: How's it going anyway, Huey? How's school?

Dr. Huey: It's awesome! I'm learning so much right now. You guys should come visit campus, I think you'd like it.

Louie: Super busy with the internship, sorry, Dr.

Champ Popular: What do you do anyway? Get coffees? That's what I did when I was an intern

Louie: Nah, I'm helping run the social media accounts

Champ Popular: That's way cooler than getting coffee. Is it fun?

Louie: Kinda. I hope it'll help me get a better job or be able to start my own thing

Champ Popular: Are you ever going to come back here and work for Scrooge?

Louie: Maybe. Not sure.

Champ Popular: Huey? You going to come back here?

Dr. Huey: I'm gonna visit. I don't know if I'll end up working for Scrooge or not.

Champ Popular: Come on guys, I really miss you. This is a family business!

Louie: And you're doing awesome, Dewey. But I can't necessarily become a better billionaire if I'm working under Scrooge the whole time.

Dr. Huey: I want to get my doctorate and see where it takes me. Maybe that'll be back to Uncle Scrooge.

Champ Popular: Ughhhhhh :(

Louie: I miss you too, Dewey.

Champ Popular: Yeah, yeah. You probably have to get back to work.

Louie: Why're you mad at me?

Champ Popular has left the chat

Louie: What the heck he made the chat.

Dr. Huey: Hey, so, I have some stuff to do...

Louie: Right. Same. TTYL

Dr. Huey has left the chat

Louie has left the chat

Webby Vanderquack has rejoined the chat

Webby Vanderquack: Lol where is everyone?

Webby Vanderquack added Lena Sabrewing

Webby Vanderquack added Violet Sabrewing

Lena Sabrewing: Why is it called triplet chat?

Webby Vanderquack: Dewey made it

Lena Sabrewing changed Webby Vanderquack's name to Pink

Lena Sabrewing changed Triplet Chat to Girls Chat

Violet Sabrewing changed Girls Chat to Girls' Chat

Violet Sabrewing: It's not going to be a girls' chat if the boys come back.

Lena Sabrewing: Not really a triplet chat with more than three people

Pink: Very funny, Lena. I'm sure that they'll change it back when they come back

Lena Sabrewing: Whatever. How're you doing, Pink?

Pink: I'm good. Nothing really spectacular happening on my end except for the banquet I just went to and the gunfight afterward.

Violet Sabrewing: Normal, boring stuff.

Lena Sabrewing: Yeah nothing interesting ever happens to you, huh?

Pink: What about you guys? How's Sabrewing Sisters' Paranormal Research?

Lena Sabrewing: Business is booming, thanks to Violet's expertise.

Violet Sabrewing: Your expertise.

Lena Sabrewing: Our expertise

Pink: Glad to hear it. I'll let you know if there's anything spooky over at SHUSH

Dr. Huey has rejoined the chat

Dr. Huey: You really, really shouldn't talk about it so publically.

Pink: Oh yeah

Pink has deleted a chat

Lena Sabrewing: He wants you to shush

Lena Sabrewing has deleted a chat

Pink: XD XD XD

Lena Sabrewing: It wasn't that funny

Pink: XD ;D

Dr. Huey: If we're adding people…

Dr. Huey added Boyd Drake-Gearloose

Boyd Drake-Gearloose: Oh! This is cool! Thanks, Huey.

Dr. Huey: You're welcome

Boyd Drake-Gearloose changed his name to Boyd

Boyd: What's up, Violet?

Violet Sabrewing: Oh, just spending the night in a haunted mansion with my sister.

Boyd: Fun! We should hang out soon, you too, Lena, if you're still in Duckburg.

Lena Sabrewing: Still in Duckburg.

Violet Sabrewing: I look forward to that.

Lena Sabrewing: Just don't talk about being Woodchucks the whole time.

Louie has rejoined the chat

Louie: Yo! Boyd! What's up? :D :D :D

Dr. Huey: You literally never text me with emoticons. I'm so insulted.

Boyd: Don't be insulted, Huey! I'll text you with emoticons. :) XD :3 8D

Lena Sabrewing: They're called emojis.

Louie: -_-

Boyd: Hey, Louie! I'm doing good, how are you?

Louie: doing pretty good, about to get off work for the day.

Boyd: That's the best part am I right?

Louie: Eh. It used to be.

Dr. Huey: You okay, Lou?

Louie: Idk I just don't really love coming home to my empty apartment.

Boyd: You don't have stuff?

Louie: I have stuff. I don't have people.

Boyd: I can be there in like ten minutes flying.

Champ Popular has rejoined the chat

Champ Popular: Who changed the name?

Violet Sabrewing: Lena

Lena Sabrewing: Snitch

Violet Sabrewing: Sorry, sis

Champ Popular: IDC what the chat is called.

Pink: I knew he wouldn't be mad

Boyd: Sorry if I'm slow, who is Champ Popular and who is Pink?

Pink: Oh, sorry, Boyd. This is Webby

Champ Popular: Dewey

Boyd: Thanks for clearing that up :) sorry for being confused

Champ Popular: NP

Boyd: Louie, do you want me to come visit?

Louie: Ah, no, I'll be fine, thanks for the offer. Some other time for sure tho

Champ Popular: Louie, are you lonely?

Louie: …

Champ Popular: See! This is exactly why you should come home!

Louie: Are we really arguing about this again? In front of all of our friends?

Pink: You guys were arguing?

Dr. Huey: No one's arguing about anything

Champ Popular: I just think that Louie should be here, helping run the family business. It's all he ever wanted!

Louie: You don't know what I want

Champ Popular changed Louie's name to Captain Lost

Captain Lost: Very funny, haha. I'm not going to argue with you in front of everyone, but you should just accept that right now I'm where I need to be. I'm still gonna come visit you, and you can still visit me. I do miss you, Dewey

Pink: Awww

Champ Popular: …

Captain Lost: Dewey?

Champ Popular: I just didn't realize that when we grew up we'd also grow apart

Captain Lost: We haven't grown apart, Dewdrop. We just live apart.

Champ Popular: Thanks, I hate it.

Captain Lost: :) It'll get better

Boyd: Maybe we can all get together soon, kind of have a reunion. Maybe that would help?

Dr. Huey: That's a great idea, Boyd

Champ Popular: Do you think we could?

Captain Lost: I'd be down.

Pink: I'm in if I get the chance, but you guys don't have to wait for me we'll get a lot of chances to hang out I promise :D

Lena Sabrewing: I'm in if Pink's in

Violet Sabrewing: I'm in regardless, this sounds fun

Champ Popular: Awesome! We're going to Dewey this!

Captain Lost: …

Captain Lost has left the chat

Dr. Huey has left the chat

Lena Sabrewing has left the chat

Violet Sabrewing has left the chat

Boyd has left the chat

Pink has left the chat

Champ Popular: Yeah okay I dewserved that

Champ Popular has left the chat

Champ Popular has rejoined the chat

Champ Popular: Crap I forgot to add Gosalyn


Here are the headcanons at play in this story!

Huey is in grad school getting his doctorate. Don't ask me in what, lol.

Louie is a paid social media intern for a formerly out of touch company trying to work his way up in the system.

Dewey has continued adventuring with Scrooge and is the current primary pilot because Launchpad is now Darkwing's pilot and something something Della (if nothing else, she was happy to step down to let her son take the lead).

Webby is a spy for SHUSH

Violet and Lena run a paranormal research agency

Boyd works closely with Gyro in pursuing scientific advancements.