Chapter 9 - The Meaning of Family

Hospital, the next morning

"...ma ...nma... Menma!" the boy woke up to find himself in a full body cast with a breathing mask over his mouth.

"Where... am I?" Menma asked as it was too painful to turn his head.

"The hospital brat. Do you remember what you did?" Tsunade asked as she came into view.

"I don't know, did I pass out from training again?" Menma asked.

Tsunade shook her head, "I think I need to give you a reminder. You'll both be happy to know that I didn't have to wire your jaws shut." she said.

"Both?" Menma asked as he adjusted his head slightly.

Nori was wheeled in covered in bandages making her look like a mummy, "You and Nori decided to offend the wrong person on the wrong day." Tsunade said.

"What are you talking about?" Menma asked in disbelief.

"MMMMPH NNNNPH!" Nori yelled through the bandages covering her face.

"Let me explain it to you." Tsunade said as she rubbed her temples.

Flashback to last night

"Something wrong?" Saber asked as she noticed Naruto's on the table while managing to drink the bottle of alcohol dry.

"I said we're home." a red haired girl said coming in with a red haired boy right behind her.

"Mom?" the boy asked Kushina.

"Oh I thought you two would have been here earlier or here by tomorrow." Kushina said knowing they would cause drama.

"Who are the weirdos?" Menma asked.

"Father who are they?" Albedo whispered to her father.

"Your aunt and uncle and they both suck. If it were up to me, I wish the Armstrongs were here instead." Naruto said before tossing the bottle out an open window.

"Seriously who are they?" Nori asks in confusion.

Kushina stood up first, "Kids, your brother came home and he brought his extended family." she says.

"Pfft, the loser wannabe came back with the circus or something?" Menma asks.

"Menma that's not nice. Where did you get that attitude from? You used to be so behaved as a child." Kushina says placing her hands on her hips.

"We grew up mom! Now get make us our food because its your job to feed your children!" Nori says demandingly.

Minato rolled his eyes, "Nori, Menma, say hi to your brother first. At least show some kind of courtesy among the guests." he said.

Naruto stood up and approached them, "Hey you two, has Kakashi taught you anything important?" he asked in a voice lacking energy or motivation.

"What the hell happened to you? You look as old as granny. Someone hit you with the ugly stick? Hard?" Menma asked with a snicker.

Naruto lifted him up with his nose, "You forget I'm a hundred times more powerful than you." he whispers in his ear before dropping him.

"Hey that hurt you bastard!" Menma said only to be given a scary look that made him back off.

Nori ignored the threat as she turned to baby Shirou, "What the hell is this freak of nature? It's like a little demon." she said making baby Shirou sniffle. "God, I wonder what atrocity made this thing. Mom is it even remotely safe to have this ugly ass thing around? I could throw it away." she said as the baby's eyes started water.

"Yeah what is this thing? Ugly ass creature to me." Menma added which was enough for baby Shirou.

"BWAHHH! BWAHHHH!"

"Someone tell that thing to shut the hell the up!" the twins yelled.

"BWAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

Suddenly the pair had dark chains wrapped around their necks before having their faces plowed into the ground.

"You two dare to make my child cry?" Naruto asked as his demonic marks started to form.

"That thing belongs to you?" Nori asked.

Naruto smashed her face into the ground, "Clearly, if you two can't learn to respect me. I will teach you to fear me." he said.

"Don't think I will let you punish them alone." Semiramis said as she wrapped her chains tighter.

"Who's that drag queen?" Nori asked.

"Yeah, did you find them in a juggalo concert loser?" Menma asked as he started to snicker only to feel the spikes around the chains piercing his neck.

"Should we do something Tsunade-sama?" Shizune asked fearfully.

"Nope, those two need to learn they're not kami's gift to the world." Tsunade said pulling a sake bottle out of nowhere.

Semiramis's eye twitched, "By the time I finish with the two of you. Nobody will recognize your species." she said.

That's when both arrogant twins felt their elder brother's demonic intent invading their bodies. It would be too late before they ever realized their mistakes.

End of flashback

"And now, you two get the luxury of having to stay here for about. Maybe two weeks depending on whether or not the fox is able to heal what they did." Tsunade said.

"Wait what? You can't be serious!" Menma screamed.

"Yeah whatever, I'll send your parents the bill. Have fun! Not like those injuries are going to let you move." Tsunade said as she left with a smile on her face.

"Granny get back here!" Menma yelled.

"MMMMMPH!" Nori yelled.

In another room

"Ooh?"

"Just a little longer Shirou." Shizune said as she scanning over infant.

"How does he look?" Naruto asked.

"It's strange working with someone who's genes aren't human. I think Tsunade-sama had similar issues when you were born." Shizune answered as she finished up looking at the infant.

"What does she mean?" Semiramis asked.

"Long story short, my parents thought I was going to die as a baby only for my DNA to get involved. So long story short, babies with high mana or any form of magical related energy is pretty foreign here." Naruto replied.

"That's right, I can look at your files and do a comparison." Shizune suggested.

"Yeah, look at all the photos of me breaking windows at 15 months." Naruto sarcastically agreed.

"What kind of infancy did you have?" Semiramis asked.

"That depends, when which one are you referring to? The one on file or the one where I was found by a bunch of fairies?" he asked.

"Papa!" baby Shirou called out.

"Hold on Shirou, let auntie Shizune finish." Naruto told him before the young doctor handed him his adopted son.

"He should be good for now, but I suggest letting Tsunade-sama take a look at him later." Shizune said.

"Thanks Shizune. I'll pass by later for little Gil's check up." Naruto said as he and Semiramis left the room.

"What an interesting family." Shizune said.

Outside

"So when are you having that lunch with my mother?" Naruto asked.

"About half past noon and she wants us to go shopping before then. Something about Albedo and I not sticking out." Semiramis answers.

"You should know that a lot of people here have oddly colored hair and strange attire. They'll probably think you're either foreign or have a bloodline." Naruto says thinking about the many clans and how easy it is to point them out.

"Like him right there?" Semiramis asks as she points to Might Guy challenging Kakashi to a one arm push up contest.

"JUST A FEW MORE AND OUR STREAK WILL BE EVEN MY ETERNAL RIVAL!" Guy yelled at the top of his lungs.

"Sorry did you say something?" Kakashi asked.

"CURSE YOU KAKASHI! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO HIP!" Guy yells.

"Just wait until you see what's under the mask." Naruto speaks up catching Guy's attention and making Kakashi go wide eyed.

"NARUTO-KUN IS THAT YOU!?" Guy yells rather than ask.

"Yes and I know I look different, but I don't feel like explaining myself. I don't need Kakashi foaming from his mouth." Naruto said.

Kakashi arrived at the house last night after seeing the destruction Naruto and his wife caused because of Nori and Menma making baby Shirou cry. To Kakashi, the baby actually looked cute and those must have really wanted to be evil. Although he thought Naruto was often evil due to the fact that he had a photographic memory of the time he ripped Kakashi's mask off as a toddler. To think the copy ninja broke into Tsunade's office to burn the file on Naruto related to his drawings which included of what he really looks like.

"I still have nightmares of what he really looks like." Naruto adds.

"Why does your father's student wear a mask again?" Semiramis asked.

"Because he's hip!" Guy reasoned.

"Because Asuma would be the cool guy if he wasn't wearing a mask." Naruto interjected.

'Asuma thinks he so cool because he's a guardian ninja.' Kakashi thought. "That's not true Naruto. I'm clearly the most hip among the jounin." he said.

"And you said hip. You just lost some cool points." Naruto said.

Kakashi Hatake - Jounin class shinobi

Popularity Rank: C- rank (formerly EX)

"Hey that's mean." Kakashi whined.

"I wonder what my rank is." Guy wondered.

Might Guy - Jounin class shinobi

Popularity Rank: B rank (formerly E+)

"Yosh! Now I'm hip too!" Guy said.

"Sure you are guy. Do you want to go back to your challenge?" Kakashi asked lazily.

"Sorry did you say something?" Guy asked.

Kakashi's book fell as he looked like a victim of a stroke. Guy has officially become cooler than Kakashi. The apocalypse is near.

"Doesn't he have genin to train?" Naruto asked.

"So do I! How could I forget! I'll see you and your lovely friend and infant later Naruto-kun!" Guy yelled as he ran leaving a few tire marks behind.

"Should we help him? He has students to teach." Semiramis asks with some worry in her voice.

"He's always 2 to 3 hours late to his meetings unless it's a matter of village security. Or his perverted novels are being threatened with being destroyed." Naruto answers as the couple move on from the paralysed man.

"Ah?" baby Shirou asked.

"Yes baby Shirou, Kakashi is a pervert. Remember, perverts are bad. You need to be a gentleman when you grow up." Naruto told the baby who looked confused.

"Mama?" baby Shirou asked.

"Listen to your father child. He may look like an idiot, sound like an idiot and act like one, but don't let that fool you. He really is one, but he has a big heart." Semiramis replied to the baby.

"Should I feel offended or pleased?" Naruto asked.

"That is for you to figure it out husband." Semiramis answered as Naruto sighs at his evil wife who giggles.

Later, training ground

Semiramis left with Albedo and Kushina to have their girl's day out. Which left Naruto alone with the boys and Saber to continue their training.

"Ok boys, for today we'll just be going over the basics of fighting and improving your toughness. Any questions?" Naruto asked.

Little Gil raises his hand, "Are you going to beat us up?" he asked as he flinched.

"Gil you will always feel pain at some point, but no. I will not physically hurt you yet." Naruto answers with a positive smile.

'Yet?' Arthur thought in fear.

"So basically, I'm just going to set up a few training dummies to see what style you guys are best at." Naruto said as he revealed a pile of junk and equipment from the mansion.

"What should I do Naruto?" Saber asked.

"You can help point out flaws if you can. I'll see what I can do about Shirou and Gil learning about weapons." Naruto answered.

Then suddenly, "Behold! The Gallant Jiraiya has arrived!" everyone looked at the sky to see a large toad land with it's summoner on it's back.

"What do you want grandpa sage?" Naruto asked.

Jiraiya does his pose, "Aren't you excited to see your favorite godparent?" he asks expecting a good answer.

"I guess King and Ban are both just uncles so..." Naruto started scratching his head as he started thinking about it.

Jiraiya frowned, "Anyways, since the brats are under Tsunade's care and I have nothing better to do. I wanted to see how your brats were doing with their training." he said.

"Your on time actually. Maybe you can help me with the boys." Naruto said.

"Sure thing, Minato fought like a street brawler and used anything he found nearby as a weapon before I took him on. Well that was only when he got desperate since he had a style meant for fights that lasted no more than a few minutes." Jiraiya explained.

"I guess dad isn't the genius he supposedly is." Naruto said.

"I mean Minato was a prodigy, but he wasn't arrogant. He was kind of an airhead and was peaking too soon after the academy until I whooped him into shape. At some point he surpassed me, but that took a long time and even then he was as bad at sealing as Orochimaru." Jiraiya replies as he remembered the time Orochimaru embarrassed himself in a sealing competition with Jiraiya.

It was more hilarious when Tsunade was cheering for Orochimaru along with his other classmates. Only for Hiruzen Sarutobi to put most of them back in remedial classes. Heck, in terms of serious fighting, Tsunade could never once defeat Jiraiya unless she had to release her seal. It was even better when Naruto figured out how Jiraiya could perfect his sage mode after years of having to rely on the toad elders.

"Didn't you say he was a pervert?" Saber asks as if it was the most concerning thing in the world right now.

"Didn't you reject your daughter too harshly which lead her down the path of vengeance? Which in turn lead to your kingdom's destruction because you thought perfection was a thing you had to achieve? If it wasn't for her, Lancelot and Guinevere would made Camelot fall anyways. That's why I told my Arthur to avoid certain women in his life." Naruto explained making Saber look sad. "But I'm sure Mordred secretly still wants the love and acceptance of a parent." he said trying to not look like a bad guy.

"I'm not even going to ask." Jiraiya said.

"Good, because at some point. Saber was turned into a man by his sister so she could impregnate herself with her seed and make her daughter who also pretended to be a man for a while." Naruto explained.

Jiraiya's eyes were literally on fire, "Is there a genjutsu where all women turn into men?" he asks as he started questioning if he should continue worshipping the female body.

"This is going to be a long training session." Shirou muttered.

With Kushina

The Uzumaki woman was sitting down in a store waiting for her daughter-in-law and granddaughter to come out of the changing rooms. There wasn't anything wrong with what they had on, but Kushina wanted to take them out to try something more local. Meanwhile, baby Shirou was wearing a blue cap to cover his horns and a large blanket covering his body. Apparently not everybody found his wings and tail cute like she did.

"Mama?" baby Shirou asked.

"Your mama is almost ready Shirou. Just a little bit longer ok?" Kushina asked the baby.

"I'm ready!" Albedo said coming out.

"You look beautiful Albedo-chan." Kushina complimented.

Albedo smiled as she strutted her new outfit. It was a cream sundress with a floral pattern in the color of salmon. Her shoulders were bare, but her knees were covered by the more skirt looking part of the dress with a pair of wedges.

"Mother are you ready?" Albedo asked.

Semiramis came out looking impassive, "I think this will be fine." she said.

Semiramis had a kimono similar to Shizune's only the design was different. Her overall color was black, but the lines and sash were golden. Her smooth legs were revealed to the world with a pair of heeled sandals to help her walk over it.

"That's nice too." Kushina said before paying for both outfits.

"So where are we going grandmother?" Albedo asked.

"We are going to meet at my second restaurant to meet up with my friends and their daughters." Kushina says.

"So you want to introduce us to your friends?" Albedo asked.

"Ah!" baby Shirou answered for her.

"That's right." Kushina said as they arrived.

A few minutes after settling in, Kushina smiled as she could see a familiar pair, "Tsume-chan over here!" she said waving her hand up.

"Hey Kushina, you said you wanted to meet up?" Tsume asked as she arrived with her daughter, Hana, behind her.

"I wanted to invite everyone for a special occasion. Naruto came back with his extended family." Kushina answered.

"Extended family? Did he find more Uzumaki clan members?" Tsume asked.

"Nope, but even better. He got married and brought me two grandbabies!" Kushina answered.

"Mom is she feeling alright?" Hana asks.

"Kushina are you feeling alright? Maybe the ramen has gotten to your head." Tsume said.

"I'm not a ramen addict! I just appreciate the fine cooking!" Kushina says angrily.

"Then how would your pop make his own pups in a matter of a month?" Tsume asks.

"That's the weird part that I'll explain when everyone else gets here." Kushina says as she could see more people coming.

"Kushina sensei, you said you wanted to meet up?" the women turned to see Kurenai walking in with Hinata and Yakumo right behind her and for some reason, Hinata's little sister Hanabi.

"Nai-chan! How are you? Also why is Hanabi-chan with you?" Kushina asks wondering what the girl is doing so far from Hiashi.

"Hiashi wanted to Hanabi to gain some experience in teamwork. So I decided to bring her to my team meeting and she wanted to tag along." Kurenai answered.

"At least now, we have two little cuties with us today." Kushina says as she stretches Hanabi's face.

"Uzumaki-sama, please remove your hands from my face." Hanabi pleads as her cheeks start to hurt.

"Nope, you're way too cute to let go." Kushina says.

"This is going to be a long lunch won't it?" Semiramis asks.

"Mother, you need to learn to lighten up." Albedo says in a more optimistic tone.

Back with Naruto

After a long inspection, Naruto decided to have each one of them try fighting Jiraiya. All having their various weaknesses and strengths measured. Which made it easy since now there were three of them having to judge their combat skills. All the while, Naruto started going over his weapons and started wondering if he could find one to help them develop their skills.

"Are you serious?" Naruto asks.

"What happened?" Saber asks.

"One of my artifacts is missing. Ulthalesh the Deadwind Harvest." Naruto answers.

"One of your many weapons?" Saber asks and receives a nod. "Maybe you dropped or it fell out in the portal." she suggested.

"It better not. First I can't help trigger a summoning in this dimension and now I lost one of my treasures. Are you messing with me creepy vampire man!?" Naruto yells at the sky.

Someone with great power decided to respond to by striking the ground near his home with lightning. Much to Naruto and Saber's dismay, they realized that the outburst must have done something with the lightning. Regardless, everyone decided to check out what the lightning must have hit.

"Uncle what did you do?" Shirou asked.

"Shirou why are you so whiny all of a sudden! Besides, not everything is my fault! You sound like Alphonse Elric!" Naruto barked at him.

As the group approached the smoke, they saw that there was a shape within it.

"Grandpa, stay close. I might need to kill something this time." Naruto whispers as Jiraiya follows his lead.

"Naruto I don't think it's sentient." Jiraiya says as he could see something metallic from within.

"Can you use a wind jutsu to clear the smoke?" Naruto asks.

"I know a couple." Jiraiya says before making a couple of hand seals. "Wind style: Great Breakthrough!" he says making a large gust of wind to clear up the smoke.

The clearing revealed something that nobody expected, "Is that a vehicle?" Saber asked.

"What the heck is this?" Jiraiya asks.

"Is that my car?" Naruto asks as he rushes to the vehicle.

"An old timey one from the looks of it." Shirou says as he approaches it as well.

"I thought our uncle drove a motorcycle." Arthur says as he and Gil pop their heads inside the car.

"Can someone explain to me what this thing is?" Jiraiya asks in confusion.

"Oh yeah, grandpa this thing is called a car. They're like horseless carriages and don't argue about them being a fad. They're something that teenagers covet in the richest countries to look cool or declare independence. This one is from my second incarnation." Naruto explains as he goes over the contents.

"Uncle, I think I found a suit." Arthur says pulling out a blue uniform with a hat and medals in a case.

"It's my Amestrian uniform. Oh that brings back so many memories." Naruto says as he looks over them.

"You know, I don't have a photographic memory from your explanation so I might forget a few things. Were you really in the military in the past life?" Jiraiya asks.

"I sure was. It was me, Alex and Olivier. Although I can't claim to be proud of everything we've done. I used to secretly loathe my sister for how she treated Alex for what happened in Ishval." Naruto replies as he could see his old face wearing the uniform with that emotionless stare.

"War isn't a good thing Naruto. You know your mother and godmother experienced it the worst." Jiraiya says trying to be sympathetic.

"Well if you want to know what we went through. Imagine Amegakure without Hanzo, but more civilian casualties. Then the practical enslavement of a race." Naruto says before putting the suit and medals in a storage locker with his keys.

"Hey dad, I found a book." little Gil says as he pulls one out.

"Let's take a look then. Everyone into my car. Although I think it might be a tight fit." Naruto says as they all take their seats. "Let's see page one..."

Later, with the women

"Kawaii!" the women said as they saw baby Shirou discovering his tail for the first time.

"Ooh ooh?" he asked as he tried to reach for the tail only for it to turn every time her turned in hopes of grabbing it.

"Tsume-chan may have pups, but I have dragons." Kushina said proudly.

"I want a dragon." Hanabi said.

"I doubt father would go that far in changing our family style little sister." Hinata says as she was mesmerized by the infant.

"Hey Hinata, do you think you can scan the baby? Kushina-sama says that it's related to the boy you like." Yakumo suggests.

Hinata was rather sad about Naruto already being taken and already having a daughter, whom are both very beautiful. Putting her jealousy aside, she knew better than to mess with another woman's marriage as she wouldn't stoop that low. However she did study Naruto's energy signatures and was mesmerized by those as well when she learned that he wasn't able to use chakra. Who knew the boy was powerful enough to restrain Yakumo's demon and even kick the ass of that kumo nin that tried to kidnap her.

Sadly the Raikage tried to have Naruto punished which got the attention of the lightning and fire daimyos. Naturally Minato would defend his son, but the lightning daimyo threatened A with his removal for pulling that stunt again. Which already made things worse when rumors got out that some toddler beat up an elite jounin by himself. So that was enough to reduce clientele who didn't want to rely on nation that could be defeated by untrained children. Especially who called for the death of one for being a sore loser and trying to kidnap a noble's the history aside, Hinata attempted to study baby Shirou's anatomy.

"Shirou-kun has three hearts." she whispered to the two.

"Really?" they asked.

"Ah!" baby Shirou said as he started feeding himself some mush with his hands.

"Kushina-chan your so lucky to have grandchildren of your own. Even if he was in another world for a long time." Yoshino says feeling a sweat drop on the back of her head.

"That's right, I even get a new daughter out of this." Kushina said crushing Semiramis in a death grip.

"Lady Kushina, as much as I respect you as my mother in law. Could you not kill me?" Semiramis asks.

"Don't be so negative mother. Besides you said you were abandoned until a fisherman adopted you." Albedo said revealing her backstory,

"Yes and the world made a strange backstory about me involving a child I never gave birth to. So could you tell your grandmother to let me go." She said as Kushina refused to let go.

"Kushina-chan let that woman breath!" Fusa Akimichi pleaded.

"You're no fun Fusa-chan." Kushina says with a pout as she lets go of her daughter-in-law.

"A-a-achoo!" baby Shirou sneezes.

"Oh no." Albedo says.

"What? What happened?" Kushina asks.

Shirou suddenly started to shake before being engulfed in smoke, "Shirou-chan?" Yoshino called out.

Once the smoke cleared, baby Shirou appeared in his full dragon form, "Mama? Baba?" baby Shirou asked.

(Think, Buster Whelp from Yugioh)

"KAWAII!" the women yelled.

The dragon started flapping his wings as he went to the center of the table. He smiled as he looked around before spinning around and landing in front of Tsume.

"Hello pup... I mean dragon." Tsume greeted.

"Doggy!" Tsume frowned before Hana grabbed the dragon.

"Mother do you think it's possible for a dragon to breed with a canine?" Hana asked as she stroked the baby.

"Hana as much as I'd enjoy dragon pups. I don't think that's possible." Tsume said as baby Shirou purred.

(can someone fact check this?)

Suddenly he broke free of Hana's grip and appeared at the center of the table, "Papa! Papa! Papa!" he says excitedly as he wagged his tail similar to a dog.

"Does he see his father?" Fusa asks.

"I think he's sensing Naruto." Semiramis answers as she feels his presence as well.

Instead, a medium two dimensional shadow appeared at the center of the table, "Papa?" baby Shirou asks.

The shadow had the outline of Naruto and a single eye and sharp teeth, "Lady Semiramis, lady Albedo, I do not mean to interrupt your day, but the master has found your photo album." it says.

"Oh it's one of father's shadowy messengers." Albedo says.

"He finally perfected it?" Kushina asks.

"Did he really find the photographs?" Semiramis asks.

The shadow nods as it opens its mouth and extends its hand out of the table revealing a book. Semiramis took the book and gestured for the shadow to leave them. Not before reporting that baby Shirou had transformed again to it's creator.

"Didn't your son promise to teach that to Shikamaru?" Yoshino asked.

"He did, but with the chunin exams coming up. Maybe Naruto-kun can find some time to teach him." Kushina answers.

It was a little secret that Naruto figured out when he was discovering his demon abilities. Apparently some powers like the messenger were possible to use so long as the user had control over darkness, or at the very least the shadows. Shikaku's jaw dropped when Naruto proved it by making his son perform a few exercises that went beyond their possession jutsu.

"I hope so, maybe little messengers and literal shadow clones can beat the laziness out of them." Yoshino says as she remembered that Naruto's clones were energetic and easily motivated when summoned.

"Anyways, what did the little shadow give you Semiramis?" Kushina asked.

"A photo album of Naruto's days in Assyria. I'll save it for later. I doubt Albedo would want me to reveal her embarrassing childhood photos." Semiramis answers with a smirk towards her daughter who somehow became more pale.

"Oh come on, it can't be that embarrassing." Kushina says as she takes the album from her daughter-in-law.

"Please don't grandmother." Albedo pleads.

Kushina ignores her and decides to over the pages only to be stopped by baby Shirou who spat out some fire.

"Shirou-chan no!" Kushina raised her voice at the confused dragon.

Baby Shirou tilted his head before floating around and landing beside Kurenai. Kushina worked quickly and put the fire out before things could get out of hand. Meanwhile the infant dragon was having his tummy rubbed by Kurenai and her students.

"Ah ah ah!" baby Shirou squeaks.

"Not that I don't find him more adorable, but how do we reverse this?" Kurenai asks.

"You need to make him sneeze again." Semiramis answers as she reaches for a pepper shaker.

There were a lot of things konoha and it's citizens would have to get used to with Naruto's new family wondering around in town.

One week later, with Naruto

Naruto was sitting on a tree branch going over the album of his second life. Thinking about it now, he never really thought about the kind of person he was back then and the choices he made that made him the man back then. Looking away, he could Shirou practicing with a wooden sword against Kushina.

"You're putting too much pressure Shirou-kun. I can tell you're easily stressed when fighting." Kushina explains to her fellow redhead.

Shirou nodded and tried a couple of breathing exercises, "Ok, let's try again." he says.

'Why is the sword the first thing people consider when they try using weapons?' Naruto wondered, but then again his first weapon's were a short sword, a rifle then a bo staff that could transform into a lance.

His thoughts were interrupted by a cat masked ANBU, "Naruto-san, your father requests your presence." she says.

"You have to refer to him as "hokage-sama" Cat. For screwing up, this is your punishment." Naruto says tossing her a transparent bag of chocolate.

"How is this punishment?" Cat asks.

"I only give those to needy children." Naruto answers as he takes off flying.

'Did he just call me a child?' Cat wonders as her "punishment" was too confusing to understand.

Naruto arrived in less than ten minutes to his father's office, "Sorry I'm late, I was handing candy out to needy children." he says.

Minato ignores that claim since his son was more disciplined than Kakashi, "Good to know you're ready for Halloween. Anyways, I know with you needing to head back to this "Fuyuki city" in less a month. I need you as the hokage's son to do something important for the village. Don't worry, I'm not forcing you into a marriage contract. I literally got into the stupidest conversation with a woman from Nadeshiko." he explains.

"Yeah I met her too. I swear I thought Hinata was going to be my stalker. I never expected it from a thirty year old woman." Naruto replies.

To keep it brief, Jiraiya got into some trouble in the past and now the woman he was supposed to marry past away. Her heir, Shizuka, needs to marry his student who is actually married so that moved onto his kids who were also trained by Jiraiya. Since Minato has two sons and he was ok with a marriage, he didn't really want to force any marriages. So instead both were annoyed by Tokiwa about Naruto marrying her and pulling out some excuse about multiple wives and that the oldest should do it.

Instead Naruto royally whooped her ass her and told her to bother Arashi.

"Please don't tell me I have to do something drastic. The one thing I hate about so called amazonian villages is my fear of what they do to male offsprings." Naruto says as he had a theory that some nations have developed about Nadeshiko.

"No, I need you to represent konoha and your family for the chunin exams." Minato states.

"Oh good, I just need to polish my chainsaw." Naruto says as he opens a large deposit box with a massive golden chainsaw. "Let me tell you this papa. It's sex or the saw. Sex, nobody especially Jiraiya knows." Minato snickers. "But the saw, the saw is family. So I killed the psycho family who owned this saw and took it for myself. Now who wants meat pies? I'm asking you ANBU as well, raise your hands." he asks as he looks at the hidden corners.

"Try to keep the killing to a minimum please. I don't want to look like the kazekage and his son." Minato says requesting for the murder to be reduced.

"Oh that ain't fun papa! You know their screams are music to my ears! And I live for the music man!" Naruto says scratching his head with a coat hanger while making a peace sign with his other hand. "Oh and do you think I can take Albedo-chan with me? I know she'd love some father/daughter time." he asks.

"No, but depending on the condition of the twins within the next week. You might be paired with Sasuke and Sakura if they don't recover." Minato says.

"But I hate Sasuke, sure Sakura matured in the last couple of years, but Sasuke is still an asshole." Naruto replies.

"I know, but... if the twins do recover I'll let you take your nephews or whatever you consider them." Minato offered.

"Well those two could get used to fighting another type of enemy. Besides, Shirou needs it the most. I'll take your offer dad." Naruto says extending a hand which made him drop everything else.

"Just don't kill anyone and put the chainsaw away." Minato says.

"Hokage-sama, the council is requesting a meeting." says his secretary through the intercom.

"Naruto get your chainsaw ready. The council, nobody knows what they are, but like you said. The saw is family." Minato says making Naruto grin as he revs it up.

council meeting

As Minato had promised, Naruto, wearing a hockey mask, kicked the door open and jumped up the table as he danced with his chainsaw, "Hello honorable council members! Do you want to see my new chainsaw and hockey mask!" he yells rapidly.

Everyone including the shinobi side jumped away in fear, "Naruto I never said to get that excited." Minato said making his son jump off the table with his saw still active.

"Anyone want meat pies?" Naruto asks as he pulls out a large roast.

"There's no time for that. Anyways, who summoned up this council?" Minato asks ignoring the fact his son was serving the Inuzuka clan head.

"That would be us." Koharu spoke up with Danzo beside her. "Where's Homura?" she asked as she realized it was just them.

"Just like my mother used to make." the elderly found their third member eating a meat pie.

"Homura!" Koharu yelled making the elderly man scramble to get up while trying to take his pie with him.

"Anyways, we have noticed your son's return." Danzo says pointing out Naruto as he inspects his chainsaw which stopped functioning. "From what we gathered, young Naruto here is no normal child. Especially the fact that he appears to be around the age of 30." Danzo continues only to stop as he hears Naruto pulling on the chord that revs up the chainsaw.

"Not only has he managed to age less than two decades in a month, but his abilities have evolved. To an extent that's believed to be impossible." Koharu adds only to stop as she could hear Naruto messing with his chainsaw. "Do you have to do that here?" she asks the younger boy.

"It's ok if you want to leave." Naruto says looking at her. "I should have asked those hillbillies for the receipt before I stole their chainsaw." he adds.

"Naruto-san let me do it." Shibi says getting up and starting the chainsaw up again.

"Thank you Aburame-sama." Naruto says gratefully as he makes more meat pies.

"Young man this is not a cafeteria. Stop with that chainsaw and your need to make food." Koharu commanded.

"You're not my supervisor!" Naruto yelled.

"No she really isn't." Hiashi comments.

"That's beside the point. In fact this also regards your daughter and the Uchiha heir." Koharu explains as Sasuke walks in with a smug look on his face.

"Ok last call for meat pies. This one is on the house." Naruto says turning 180 degrees and tossed a meat sandwich at Sasuke's face. "You get a meat sandwich little girl." he says oblivious to who he hit.

"You would dare hit an elite?" Sasuke asks with a sneer.

"I would not. Do you know one?" Naruto asks making Sasuke fume.

Before Sasuke could yell out his frustrations, Koharu spoke up, "As you know, your son intends to marry your daughter." Naruto and Minato frown at that claim. "And vice versa from what we've heard. So while she doesn't possess your son's talents." she says that ignoring the fact that Naruto is putting his meat pies and chainsaw away.

"We believe that "young" Naruto should try to train the Uchiha in his arts." Danzo finished seeing as Homura was still eating.

"Out of the question. Besides, you can't teach a bloodline." Minato says seeing as it was Naruto's power and he couldn't share anything other than knowledge.

"Not true, I've received word that the Nara heir was offered lessons in a secret technique." Danzo says forgetting the Nara intelligence's superiority.

"And although that is true, it's only because our bloodlines are similar as well as they were permitted by both clans." Shikaku spoke up.

"Still, Sasuke is the last of his clan." Koharu said while Homura internally knew this plan was already doomed to fail.

"Homura why aren't you saying anything?" Danzo asks.

"I'm not the smart one remember? I need these for vision since Koharu is a blind bat." Homura answers.

"I am no such thing!" Koharu yells at a wall.

"Koharu open your eyes." Homura says making the woman feel confused as she noticed the wall.

"You all do realize Sasuke is the last of his generation. For a few years at the very least right?" Inoichi asks.

It wasn't wrong. After all, Itachi Uchiha was one of a kind and one of those prodigies that appear once every few generations. With that, the children that had been spared weren't that skilled to graduate early like their former clansmen. Some elderly survived with a few adults who never became ninja since they didn't awaken to their bloodline. That leaves only one other shinobi who could potentially come out of retirement if only she was in a catatonic state. So Mikoto Uchiha isn't exactly ready for the front lines again.

Danzo frowned before continuing, "That doesn't mean hokage-sama's heir isn't capable of trying to teach his potential brother-in-law." he says.

"Sorry, but to join this family you need a special circumcision. At least six inches off the tip." Naruto's says trying to start up his chainsaw again.

"Six inches!? That's too much!" Sasuke exclaimed.

"Whether or not the Uchiha deserves to be neutered. I did not agree to a marriage of any kind." Minato says.

"And Nori may act like a little bitch, but she's still my sister. So don't think I'm letting you use her as a sex doll in hopes of getting something beyond your control!" Naruto says staring down at Sasuke.

"What are you going to do about it loser?" Sasuke asks.

"I'm going to shove you up your mothers *beep* is what I'm going to do you *beep*." Naruto answers.

"Could you repeat that? All I heard were a lot of beeping." Choza says while Tsume's ninken barked at the sounds.

"Sorry, the author doesn't want to get any trouble." Naruto says.

"The what?" the shinobi council asks.

"Nothing, anyways. It has to be a freezing temperature in purgatory before I even think about teaching you something as simple as boiling water bastard." Naruto says threateningly.

"Ha, jokes on you. I have no idea what that means." Sasuke said smirking victoriously.

Everyone including the civilians face faulted, "And for a so called elite. You don't have the brains to back it up." Naruto says.

"Me know need books. I know good jopok ice! I am 1337!" Sasuke says.

"What?" everyone except Naruto asks.

"He says, he doesn't need book and that he knows good Japanese. Also he's elite according to the numbers he just said." Naruto answers.

"Regardless, it's Naruto's choice to as to who he teaches and who he doesn't. I also doubt Nori would go ahead and declare who she'll marry without my permission. This meeting is a waste of time." Minato claims.

"This meat pie is good though." Kizashi Haruno says as he was the only worthy of being served on the civilian side.

"Yeah bastard, unless you're looking to buy a meat pie, don't demand my power." Naruto says.

"Give me your power loser!" Sasuke demands as he reveals his Sharingan.

Naruto retorts by making his sclera black and eyes red with their own pattern, "How about you lift some weights string bean?" he asks as he emits a slight wave of demonic intent making the Uchiha freeze in place. "We done here dad?" he asks.

"Yes, this meeting is over. Everyone is dismissed." Minato says leaving Naruto to leave before Sasuke could annoy him any further.

With Shirou and Saber

Shirou was sighing as he felt soaking wet from the intense training. Saber decided to tag along knowing that this era was dangerous and Shirou wasn't exactly cautious. So the two decided to gets some refreshing drinks and explore while Naruto was off at his meeting.

"You know Shirou, I think with your determination, you might be able to pick things up quickly." Saber says confidently.

"I hope so, I've been feeling a bit useless with the last demon attack. I can only imagine how things would have turned out if Naruto didn't save you during your fishing trip or me while several times." Shirou replies.

Saber rolls her eyes, "At least you gave me the strength to pull Mordred and myself out of the water. Thanks by the way." she says gratefully.

"Any time, I guess I can be hero without realizing it." Shirou says before hearing some commotion.

"Hey watch where you're going brat." Shirou and Saber followed the voice to find some child in a catsuit picking up some other kid with a large scarf.

"Kankuro, put him down. You're going to get us in trouble." said a blond haired girl with four pigtails.

"Shut it Temari, I need to put this brat in his place." Kankuro said.

"Saber, do you think we can help that kid out?" Shirou whispered as Saber analysed the situation.

"Shirou, I can see that the mummy on his back is most likely a tool as is the strange fan on the girl's back. I'll take the weapons out and you can disarm the cat suit boy while I hold off the female." Saber explained.

Shirou nodded before being given the signal. Kankuro pulled his fist back only to feel a slash at his back. By the time he looked back, the mummy on his back fell apart revealing a strange device as Temari's fan removed and tossed far from her reach. Only to suddenly be face to face with Saber who pointed her sword at her face.

"Wh-who a-are you?" Temari asked fearfully.

Kankuro suddenly found his face meeting Shirou's fist and dropping the kid, "You little..." Kankuro was interrupted by kick in the chest.

Kankuro growled as he saw red and threw several barrages of punches. Shirou predicted these moves and kicked Kankuro in the shin before grabbing his arm and tossing the younger boy over his shoulder. Kankuro wasn't ready to give up as he got up and tried to charge Shirou only for his momentum to send him into the wall of planks. Shirou decided that he had enough and pulled out a kunai from the bag that Kushina gave him before pulling Kankuro's arm behind him and placing the knife over his neck.

"Do you yield?" Shirou asks while trying to hide his nervousness.

"You bastard. You'll get yours AAAGH!" Kankuro yelled as Shirou pulled harder.

"Do. You. Yield!" Shirou says twisting the pajama wearing boy arm further.

"Fine I give up!" Kankuro admitted while Temari had worse luck.

Apparently, she was much worse at hand to hand combat. Which was revealed when she was also on the ground with a sword blade right next to her face.

"Kankuro you idiot! We're practically disqualified from the chunin exams now! That's if they don't have us arrested for attacking some kid!" Temari yelled berating her brother.

That's when a tornado of sand appeared revealing a red haired boy, "Temari, Kankuro." he called out.

"Gaara!" Temari said in shock.

"You are both a disgrace to our village." Gaara said emotionlessly.

"It's not what you think. These guys-"

"Shut up or I'll kill you." Gaara said in a voice that sounded more like a promise than a threat.

"Oh Tanuki-chan, you're not here to cause trouble are you?" said a voice that made the sand in Gaara's gourd seal itself up.

"Who are you?" Gaara asked turning around and looking up to see Naruto making his fatherly face.

"Naruto N. Armstrong Uzumaki Namikaze, child of Chaos and baker of meat pies. How are you?" Naruto asks in a friendly manner.

"Gaara, mother says don't anger the nice man. His parent is more scary than I am. Please be a good boy." Shukaku said in Gaara's head as he knew recognized the title as well as Naruto's inner power.

"I am Gaara of the Sand." Gaara said listening to his mother while internally waiting to kill this man.

"Ara ara, you must be here for the chunin exams. I see my nephew and niece over there had to dispatch your friends." Naruto says keeping the nice guy act up.

"Yes, but do not worry. We were just leaving." Gaara says as Shirou and Saber let of the pair who run to Gaara's side, but not before Temari recovers her fan.

"Well I hope you enjoy your stay and best of luck in the exam." Naruto says waving goodbye to them and secretly sending some demonic intent towards Gaara in hopes of scaring the bijuu that he detected inside of him.

"Uncle are you just going to let them go off like that? They attacked some little kid." Shirou said with Saber nodding.

"I would, but seeing as they have a jinchuuriki with them. I think there's more to it then them taking the exams. We'll talk more when I let my dad know." Naruto said turning serious.

Only to be stopped by Konohamaru and his friends, "You guys were so cool. You with the taijutsu, you beat that guy with the make up easily. Then you with the sword, you made that girl look like an academy student. Are you guys ninja too?" he asked with stars in his eyes.

"No they aren't, go home Konohamaru." Naruto said as he didn't have the patience to put up with him today.

"How do you know me?" he asked as he didn't recognize Naruto or knew about his return.

"Because I saved your grandmother from death." Naruto said as he disappeared with Shirou and Saber while leaving a confused Konohamaru.

"What did you mean when you saved his grandmother?" Saber asked.

"Long story short, when the kyuubi attacked. His grandmother and another nurse were impaled by kunai and were going to die. Only I was able to unconsciously trigger my healing factor causing them to avoid death as their wounds closed up. Giving them a chance to recover. It was one of the things that got my parents concerned about my biology as an infant." Naruto explained as they arrived back at his home.

"So what now?" Saber asked.

"We are going to find the perfect weapon for Shirou. As good as he was fighting a slightly younger kid, who was trained to be a soldier if you forget. I doubt he'll last too long using only his fists." Naruto says leading them down the road.

"Where to uncle?" Shirou asks.

"To a weapons shop nearby. I would use this place to upgrade my weapons before going treasure hunting." Naruto answers as they arrive a couple minutes later.

Higurashi Weapons Shop

A man with a stereotypical Fu Manchu moustache waited at the front. He was currently speaking to a man in a strange cloak that covered most of his face besides his eyes which were also covered by his long hair. It was a mystery to the group as to how the strange man was able to see.

"Pleasure doing business with you Mystogan-san." the man with the racist moustache said.

The man named Mystogan nodded and promptly left. However Naruto was able to see the glance that Mystogan gave them right before he left the store. Ignoring that, Naruto turned his full attention to the store owner.

"Naruto-san, I've heard you've returned. Are you here to look for a new weapon for your arsenal?" the store owner asked.

"Sort of Takeshi-san, I'm looking for a weapon or at least good material for my nephew to forge his own weapon." Naruto answered as he put his hand on Shirou's shoulder.

Takeshi stroked his facial hair, "Do you know which weapon you are most likely proficient in young man?" he asked Shirou.

"I've only been able to work with a sword since my sister figure was a master in it and friend here recommended it to me." Shirou says gesturing to Saber who nodded.

"Of course, the first weapon is either a sword or knife. I never understood that. My first choice was a kusarigama." Takeshi replied. "Nonetheless, perhaps your uncle can help you find one that suits you the best. However I always found that creating your weapon will forge a greater bond with it as well as with those who help you with it." he explained.

"Come on Shirou, I'm sure Takeshi-san has some worthwhile weapons and materials." Naruto says as he gestures for Shirou to look around.

A little while later

"I think this one will do." Shirou says while holding a strange sword hilt that could extend and retract.

"Oh yeah, I remember this one. I helped come up with that one." Naruto said.

"What does it do?" Saber asked.

"Basically the size varies for everyone especially children in training. So I helped plan out the schematics with Takeshi-san. Basically the hilt changes depending on the size of the blade. There's a seal that lets you shorten or extend it. I also aimed to make one that could turn double sided while also switching to two separate swords." Naruto explained.

"You have one imagination Naruto." Saber commented.

"At least I'm not afraid by something as small as my sword size." Naruto remarked.

"Arthur does the same thing!" Saber argues.

"Saber do not raise your voice at me. I thought I raised you better." Naruto says.

"You're not my father. You just pretended to adopt me when Shirou and Arthur disappointed you." Saber replies.

"Well I'm a weird guy. You should already know that by now." Naruto continues to argue all the while Shirou gets the hang of his sword.

"I'll take it if you don't mind uncle." Shirou speaks up.

"Sure thing Shirou, I also think your servant might be somewhat of a tsundere as well. You really need to hang out with girls who admit how they feel." Naruto said.

"I am not a tsundere. I don't even have the same personality as Rin." Saber argues.

"Sure, because when I see you to practically bonding over strategies. I don't see you two thinking or acting in the same way." Naruto says sarcastically.

"Saber are you and Rin plotting behind my back?" Shirou asked making Saber look shocked.

"Of course not!" Saber answered.

"Young love I'm assuming?" Takeshi asks as he rings up the sword's price.

"I don't know, his sister figure says she dreamt of him marrying at least three girls and one of them had blonde hair. Although it could be one of the other girls who has feelings for him who just happens to have blonde hair as well." Naruto answers.

"I see Jiraiya-sama might have inspiration for a new book in the near future." Takeshi says with a laugh.

"I see your daughter will hurt you in the near future. Hopefully she doesn't find your stash." Naruto says with a laugh as well.

"What stash? Is it a new weapons stash?" asked a girl with buns in her hair.

"Sure that kind of stash." Naruto lied.

"TenTen, your back early." Takeshi said as he started to sweat.

"Guy sensei gave us time off since we complete a couple of D ranks today." TenTen said with a tired sigh.

"That's good to hear. Here you go Naruto-san. Come again and enjoy the new weapon." Takeshi said gesturing for him to leave right away.

"Sure thing Takeshi-san. I hope you enjoy the fine literature written by the wisest of sages." Naruto says making Takeshi sweat.

"What was that about?" Saber asks as they leave the store.

"My godfather doesn't write books fit for women. You would likely castrate him if you found one of them." Naruto answers.

"Is that why he's so perverted?" Saber asked.

"There are a lot of reasons why he's a pervert. The books just fuel his ego." Naruto answers as they head home.

At home

Albedo can be seen at home glaring at a shield and bow. She was rather annoyed by the fact that she has yet to figure how to summon her former lovers. Was it really a bad thing that she just wanted to enslave the two boys who broke her heart? Why can't things ever go her way?

"Is something wrong Albedo-chan?" Kushina asked.

"I still can't figure out the summoning ritual. Maybe it's because I'm in a separate universe or something like that." Albedo answered.

"Let me see, I came from a family fuinjutsu masters. I think I could figure this out in a few minutes." Kushina suggests as she looks it over.

"No matter how much mana my father or I put. It just explodes on us." Albedo mentions as Kushina goes over the complex planning.

"Have you considered using chakra?" Kushina asked.

"Grandmother, I can't use chakra and neither can my mother." Albedo said before the two smiled and turned towards each other.

"But I sure can." Kushina said doing her pose.

"Do you think it will work grandmother?" Albedo asked.

"I'm sure it will. Nothing will go wrong with granny Kushina around." Kushina answers.

A half hour later

"We're home." Naruto announces as they come in. "Mom? Semi? Albedo? Danny Trejo?" he called out.

"I think your mom and daughter are in the sealing room downstairs man." Danny Trejo said as he put his newspaper down.

"Thanks Danny." Naruto says ignoring why a famous actor is here.

Suddenly they heard an even louder explosion, "I think something went wrong." Saber said.

"Don't tell me they went and tried it again." Naruto says as they run down the stairs into the sealing room.

As they arrived, Albedo and Kushina can be seen coughing and trying to make their way out of the smoke screen. Naruto ran by their side and helped them out of the way before blowing the smoke away. Revealing two servants that were kneeling.

"Papa! I need your scepter right now!" Albedo pleaded.

"Sure honey." Naruto shrugs as he reveals the Scepter of Sargeras to her.

"Thank you, now you two hold still!" Albedo demanded as she approached her servants as the scepter started to glow.

They both stood up, "Master how... A-A-Albedo?" asked the green haired servant.

"Oh please no! I didn't mean to abandon you! Blame the sheriff and Maid Marian!" the hooded one pleaded.

"I'm not as absent minded as I was centuries ago! Tame!" she invoked as she slammed the scepter down as the two were paralyzed. "Restrict and Obey!" she said revealing two dog like collars that wrapped around their necks. "Release." Albedo finished.

Both servants fell on their backs as they tried to rip off their restraints. Both gagging as they felt their windpipes close up. Both begging mercy and forgiveness. That's when Naruto walked up to them and held them up by their collars.

"Ok, what possessed you two idiots to break my daughter's heart!?" Naruto yelled making a scary face.

"It was an honest mistake!"

"I blame the alcohol!"

"I can't tell time!"

"I bruise easily!"

"I don't even know who this guy is!"

"Mother Thetis please save me!"

"That's enough excuses and... you know Thetis?" Naruto asks the green haired servant before tossing the other one into a wall.

"She's my mother. Please don't hurt me." the servant pleaded.

"What is your name boy?" Naruto asked.

"Rider..."

"I meant your real name!" Naruto commanded.

"Achilles, I fought in the Trojan war!" Achilles admitted.

"Well I just happen to know Thetis too. So it's best if you come with me for now." Naruto says before dragging him out. "Albedo, I need to borrow this one. I'll see if I can get in contact with Thetis." he said before leaving.

"Ok father, shoot I forgot to give him his treasure back. Oh well, Robin dear." Albedo sang. "Come here for your punishment." she said.

Robin hood cowered in a corner, "Albedo, my love... h-how d-did you summon me?" he asked.

"My father is a foreigner class servant and his bloodline breaks through boundaries set by the world. Now you are going to pay me back for ripping my heart just as Achilles did many years before you." Albedo said as Robin could swear that he saw fire behind her.

"Please go easy on me." Robin pleaded.

"You are not worth going easy on." Albedo said.

"Aw, she is just like me." Kushina cooed.

"I'm going to go now." Shirou said with Saber right behind him.

As they left, Kushina grinned as she saw the evil look on her granddaughter's face. Albedo slowly made her way to Robin who was still cowering. Albedo lifted Robin up by his collar to look at her terrifying smile.

"Let us catch up for old times sake. Will you grant me that much darling?" Albedo asks as Robin tries to reach for his collar. "Don't bother escaping. It is half of my power and half of the scepter's power." she said as she held up the scepter in one hand. "The Scepter of Sargeras, an exotic weapon isn't it? It has attracted many including my father while others have been shattered by his might just by looking at without his permission. Meaning only a progeny of Chaos is worthy of wielding such power. In other words, myself!" she said before laughing maniacally.

"Albedo I beg you to let me go! I never meant to hurt you! I promise to heal your broken heart!" Robin pleaded as she started dragging him.

"Oh you will. About a hundred fold." Albedo responded.

"Aw, just like granny." Kushina said as she followed.

With Naruto

"Husband there you are I... who is that poor man and why are you dragging him?" Semiramis asked as she came down with baby Shirou and little Gil beside her.

"I think dad is going to hurt someone again." little Gil said.

"Yes I am, this is one of the boys who hurt my baby girl. So I'm going to hurt him after I let his mother know." Naruto says as he starts dragging him across the village towards the hokage tower.

With Minato

"So thinking about it now. Maybe I should have just let him stay and make an appearance. I can only imagine how the other genin will end up if they cross him in the forest of death." Minato explained while in a meeting with Jiraiya, Tsunade and Hiruzen Sarutobi.

Hiruzen chuckled, "Well he was the only known child to scare Anko." he said.

"Thinking about it now. Do you think Naruto at least has the power to remove that curse seal of hers?" Jiraiya asked.

"I bet, he was able to toss Kakashi around during their spar a couple days ago. Even with mangekyou, he wasn't able to keep tabs of when and where Naruto was." Minato answered.

"Well I'm sure so long he understands when and where to use his abilities. We won't have to fear what Naruto-kun is up to." Hiruzen said.

Suddenly a chunin came in, "Hokage-sama, your son and his wife have been spotted outside dragging some youth. The former is doing the dragging in case you were wondering." they said.

"What do you think now sensei?" Jiraiya asked.

"Depends on what the youth did." Hiruzen answered.

"I think we should go check it out before he destroys something." Tsunade suggested.

"Agreed." Minato said as they all left the office.

Back with Naruto again

"What is your plan exactly?" Semiramis asked.

"Well since dad never made that pool he promised to have installed. I know a small container in the courtyard that's used in case of fires. There's a technique I know used to talk with sea nymphs and similar creatures." Naruto answered.

(A/N: Just remember the Yakumo Kurama arc. There was a scene where two chunin blasted water at Tsunade because they thought she wanted water.)

Arriving there, he noticed the odd gazes he got from the nearby shinobi, "Ok everyone with a strong water affinity or mastery of water ninjutsu step up!" he demanded.

"Wasn't your mother also a water master?" Semiramis asked making Naruto face fault.

"A bad time to not ask grandma to come along." little Gil said.

"Ah!" baby Shirou squealed in agreement.

"Regardless, everyone step up!" Naruto ordered as a couple of jounin and chunin arrived including Iruka who heard the commotion.

"Hey Naruto is that you?" Iruka asked.

"Hey sensei! How are you?" Naruto asked.

"I'm good and... who are these people?" Iruka asked nervously.

"Oh good timing actually, this is my dear wife Semiramis. Semi, this is my teacher Iruka Umino. Great man and a very patient one too." Naruto said introducing the two.

"Greetings Umino-san." Semiramis said respectfully seeing as her husband held him in high regards.

"Iruka is just fine." he replied with a smile.

"These two are my adopted sons, Gil and Shirou." Naruto said gesturing to the kids.

"That's interesting, I never thought I would see the day come so soon where you would build your own family." Iruka complimented.

"Yeah well, I also have a biological daughter, but she's off plotting vengeance with my mother." Naruto said making Iruka sweat drop.

'Hopefully his daughter isn't like his mother.' Iruka thought fearfully.

"Anyways, I have a small project relating to this jackass." Naruto said dragging Achilles further towards the wooden container.

A few minutes later, Naruto instructed the shinobi to perform a technique which created a large whirlpool that Naruto took control. After dismissing them, the shinobi all watched as Naruto finished up his technique. Minato and the rest arrived and watched the mesmerizing technique as several tornadoes of water appeared creating a strange fountain before sinking back into the water. Which finally ended with Naruto freezing the surface of it.

"Naruto what are you doing?" Minato asked.

"Contacting Thetis, the goddess of the sea. She always said no matter what happened, that I should call her this way." Naruto answered.

"I'm sorry what?" Minato asked.

"Is it really that hard to believe that I'm summoning a goddess? I just got married in what felt to be a month for you. I even have two kids and these little kids running around." Naruto said gesturing to Gil and Shirou.

"Are you seriously contacting my mother? But I can tell we're in another dimension. That shouldn't be possible." Achilles spoke up.

"Shut up!" Naruto yells harshly.

A few seconds later, Minato and Naruto noticed a young looking woman under the ice. She smiles as she sees Naruto's face before knocking on the ice.

"Hi big sister." Naruto greets as he melts the ice.

Upon release, the woman jumped up in the air revealing a large fish like tail causing everyone to murmur.

"Is that a fish woman?" a chunin asked.

"It's a mermaid you idiot!" berated another chunin.

"The yondaime's son summoned a mermaid." another jounin spoke up.

The woman smiled as everyone notice her fish like appearance. From her bluish green skin to her lack of hair and webbed hands as well as her sharp teeth. Reminding some of the shinobi of a certain missing nin from Kirigakure. Only for the woman to suddenly develop more human like features including a normal skin pigment and long brown with regular teeth.

"Hello my surrogate brother, what is that requires my attention?" she asked.

"Mother!?" Achilles asked.

"Achilles? My child is that really you?" Thetis asked as she came out as her tail slowly changed into normal human feet.

Achilles stood up and embraced his mother, "Yes, your son was brought back using the ritual for the Holy Grail War. Only it turns out he broke the heart of my daughter Albedo during the era he lived in." Naruto spoke up.

"Is this true Achilles?" Thetis asked.

"Well you see... I kind of changed my mind about her and she was too terrifying for me to come to her. So instead I left for war and eventually everyone learned about my heel leading to my imminent death." Achilles explained using the abridged version in his mind.

Thetis pinched the bridge of her nose, "Is that why you are wearing a dog collar?" she asked.

"His daughter turned me into a literal servant!" Achilles claimed.

"Well then, you have to be a man and tough it out. You are a warrior Achilles. I expected more honor from you of all people. You father was a king and yet you can't handle a relationship with the daughter of the child of Chaos." Thetis explained.

"Wait who are you?" Achilles asked Naruto with wide eyes.

"Wait, Naruto you are much older than you appear. How did..." Thetis was stopped with a hand raise.

"I can go between certain times and locations. So long as it doesn't affect me, I can tamper with whatever I want." Naruto explained.

"Which explains how you look older when I knew you for less than a century. Only then you were stuck in the form of a child. Regardless, Chaos isn't something everyone understands or is aware about. But know this, had you stayed around. You would and are now, the godfather of my foolish son." Thetis said.

"Oh great, babysitting." Naruto said sarcastically.

"It's your responsibility seeing as you could have protected him had you not had important tasks elsewhere." Thetis responded calmly. "Just be gentle as possible and take good care of him. Achilles, I expect good behavior and you best be earning forgiveness from the poor girl who's heart you have broken. Until then, I take my leave." Thetis said as she dived back into the water.

"Why does fate hate me?" Achilles asked with anime tears.

"I don't know, but as long as you're near my daughter. Both you and Robin will lesson to the both of us. Godfather or not, I expect good behavior. Do you understand me?" Naruto asks threateningly.

"Crystal clear sir!" Achilles answers.

"Good, Semi let's go home. I hope you all have a good day." Naruto says waving to the other shinobi who were paralyzed with surprise at the sight of a mythical creature.

A goddess no less.

"You are going to have an interesting chunin exams this year Minato." Tsunade spoke up.

"Yeah, I might need to work on some death certificates." Minato said preparing for the worst.

TO BE CONTINUED...