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Here is the recap for the incident on the morning of the November 2nd. It was only a couple hours after we sent off all the parties involved in our lemur adventure. We were only operating on about 2 hours of sleep when Kowalski decided to test a new invention. The Defictioner as he called would have allowed us to enter any "fictional" universe in books, movies, TV, video games, comics, or . Of course, the device immediately failed, and Kowalski had to rebuild it. It would take Kowalski another week to get the device "working." The rest of the day after that was uneventful and we caught up on some well-deserved ZZZs.

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Attention all agents its time for another recap report. About a week after the first test of the "defictioner" Kowalski came back with a "better" attempt. The Machine malfunctioned and sent me, Private, and Rico into the internet instead of a fanfiction. The Defictioner exploded afterwards meaning that Kowalski had to start building a "imagination engine". In the Internet we decided to go through with the original idea…go to and enter a fanfiction. With help from the digital representative of a "search engine" we went to .

Once there we went to the crossover section of the site and after receiving the guideline lecture went to the Account editing section. Our attempt to enter a story was disappointing as all we got was a blank screen with paragraphs and words. Rico then created his own account and started to write the worst fanfiction ever and break all the guidelines. Kowalski meanwhile built a "imagination engine" and with help from Marlene acquired a certain element. They then did a very complicated science-talk filled start-up procedure to open a portal. Marlene and Kowalski unfortunately had a lot of unwanted "distractions" including some time with the same "search engine", pop-up ads, a video site, and stealing a "web browser".

Meanwhile at Fanfiction we posted our worst fanfic and got besieged by "guideline enforcers" and "grammar" police. Our escape lead to a content "blackout" that shut down the site. Kowalski arrived in the web browser he stole, and we flew off. Unfortunately, Marlene had to tick off a video game character sending us crashing through the old web and into the Dark Net. Once there we learned from Kowalski that he needs to "freeze" the game near the portal using a virus. Luckily, we're on the dark web and a helpful "pop-up ad" guy lead us to a Virus-smith. Armed with a "insecurity" virus called "Arthur II" we shut down the Game and entered the portal. The Virus attempted to escape but we shut down the "imagination engine" and then destroyed the virus by hacking into Alice's computer. We thought we were done with this situation until a couple hours later when the virus came out of a different computer into our world. After gaining an army of Digi-zombies went insane and declared itself "Netpocalypse" with the goal of wiping out "biological lifeforms" and starting the true digital age.

His Digi-zombies and mini-viruses attacked…their attacks leading to pixel chaos and reality starting to collapse. We came up with a dangerous place to fight our way to the empire state building to send a message from its spire. Using an EMP cannon we managed to blast back the evil digital army and get to the empire state building. On the roof while the building was swarmed by enemies, Kowalski sent a message the cyber-daleks couldn't resist (but only after sending the wrong one to the daleks). The Cyber-Daleks arrived to "delete" Netpocalypse while the Dalek arrived to conquer the earth. Unfortunately, the daleks were quickly affected by the collapse of reality as the world continued to descend into pixelated chaos.

With quickly found ourselves stuck between a digital army and a Cyber-army. The Cyber-daleks made the mistake of attacking Netpocalypse. Enraged the sentient virus attacked with a super-charged attack destroying the entire Cyber-dalek army. This led to the final stage of the Reality crash…everything that has, does, and will exist turned into a glitchy pixelated mess of mixed up matter and merged structures. Netpocalypse was shattered into pieces but reconstituted itself using bits of mixed up matter. Netpocalypse pursued us across the mixed up smashed together landscape. We were almost destroyed by Netpocalypse but Wreak-it Ralph Intervened long enough for a ticked off Godzilla to attack Netpocalypse. Godzilla effortlessly disintegrated Netpocalypse with his infamous plasma blast.

Reality was returned to its normal form as the daleks resumed their invasion. The Doctor arrived and quickly sent the daleks packing. And just we thought we were done Netpocalypse tried to destroy us again. Luckily a quick blast with the Sonic finished him off. The Doctor then left but not before warning…no ordering Kowalski to destroy the Imagination Engine. Kowalski had of course neglected to explain his very precise destruction method to Rico. Rico ran off ready to blow Kowalski device to smithereens and endanger reality again after we just saved it. We ran after Rico and managed to stop him and use Kowalski's precise careful method of destruction. No more trips into Cyber-space for us…probably.

This is Skipper signing off, Over and Out!

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