Head pats and Ear Scratches

"You want me to...give you head pats?"

The Doctor was no stranger to giving affection and receiving affection, he had a bond with Operators strong enough that you can call it a brotherhood of sorts, but when someone like Instructor Dobermann, the second most strictest woman that the Doctor has ever met, besides Kal'tsit, is asking for head pats, even the Doctor of Rhodes Islands can be caught off guard.

"Is it too much, Doctor?" Dobermann retorted with her usual, steel tone.

"N-no! It's just...this is very unlike you, Dobermann." The Doctor raise his hands, "Forgive me but you're the type of woman who...becomes intimate if they were in a more...private location."

He felt the stares of other Operators piercing his back when Dobermann asked him for headpats.

"I simply am asking for the same reward as you give to Operator Jessica and Operator Kroos." Dobermann replied, "And it seems you weren't so troubled giving them, despite being in a public place, what is the difference when it comes to me?" She stared directly Dobermann.

Man he wished he could read minds, just to know what's going inside Dobermann's head.

"JUST DO IT YOU FREAKING MORON! DON'T MAKE ME BEG!" Dobermann screamed in her mind as she maintained her stare.

A sigh escaped from his lips, "It's just..." The Doctor places his fingers on his mask, thinking the next words he's about to say, "You're a very, very strict woman, Dobermann, a very mature one. Kroos and Jessica are kinda young so...I had no problems. You, on the other hand..."

Dobermann heard just about enough, she grabbed the Doctor's hand and forcefully place on the top of her head, "Do it. Now." She glared at him.

"Alright! Alright!" The Doctor yelled out as he slowly rubbed Dobermann's head, his fingers gently rubbing against her hair with small circles, "I-is this good?"

"Satisfact-Ah!-tory...but more." Dobermann let out a small moan mid sentence, giving SEVERAL red flags to the Doctor. He was starting to ponder on the possibility that Dobermann was replaced!

This was weird for the Doctor, like really damn weird. But he slowly found himself enjoying it. The faces that Dobermann was making was...pretty heart warming.

"There...don't go too rough, just do it...gently...like that." Dobermann ears twitched in glee, even with a gloved hand. His rubs were gentle and smooth, constantly finding new places to rub and scratch. The Doctor turned it up a notch and massage one of her ears.

"Hnng!" Dobermann barely suppressed her moan, the sensation she was feeling was simply overwhelming, who knew the Doctor was good at these? Forget extra break times, a lot of her stress was relieved by the Doctor's magical hands! "More!"

"Demanding, geez." One of the Doctor's fingers got to the backside of her ears and began to gently glide back and forth. "This is too weird for me..."

"If I had a tail right now, it'd be wagging so fast!" Dobermann was immensely enjoying the treatment right now.

"Alright that's enough." The Doctor told Dobermann as he stopped and pulled his hands away.

Then it happened.

Dobermann gently placed the Doctor's hand on her left, her ears visibly sink and unleashed the most powerful weapon she has on her aresnal, the dreaded puppy eyes.

"Please, five more min-"

"ACK-" The Doctor, overdosed by the cuteness that Dobermann of all people, emitted, and passed out, blood spilling from his mouth.

"DOCTOR?!"

Jingu Bang's Defense

"And that's what we have recovered from our latest expedition after someone decides to go in a cave!"

The Doctor was relieved when Durnar and Dobermann returned from a joint expedition, honestly, he was very adamant about not sending them as it was confirmed to be high risk. In front of him was an old staff, extending about five foot long, it had four golden rings on on the end with a dragon's head that was also colored golden.

"What...is this?" The Doctor asked, examining the staff.

"We believe that is a replica of the legendary staff, Jingu Bang, wielded by the Monkey King. We say it's a replica because its...well, relatively new, the field experts confirmed it. Think of it as our apology for the unforeseen and completely avoidable incident that extended our stay!" Dobermann glared at Durnar, who was whistling innocently.

"Oh, why thank you. But the safe arrival of you two was enough, really." The Doctor spoke calmly, "You two are dismissed, have a vacation, it must've been stressful. No buts."

Durnar was about to retort until she felt the Doctor's gaze piercing her, that effectively made her quiet as the two left the Doctor.

"A replica, huh? Now why would someone make a replica of this?" The Doctor took the staff and gave it a few practice swings.

"Funny how that lady calls it the original 'a replica'! Amusing!"

The Doctor looked around the room, the voice seemingly came out of nowhere, it sounded rather...mischivous, egotistic, but not malevolent.

"Who's there?"

"Well, look at the obviously glowing staff!"

"Glow-"

The Doctor swore his eyes nearly popped off from his sockets, the 'replica' of Jingu Bang was glowing a bright gold,

"Hello there! Honestly, quite lonely after being seal-"

The Doctor drops the staff out of shock, taking several steps back.

"Aw! Hey, didn't your mother told you that dropping sentient objects to the ground is rude? Honestly, mortals have changed-"

"Who...the heck, are you?!" The Doctor nearly screamed in a very masculine tone.

"Sun Wukong, the one and only, Monkey King! Now at staff form! Grab yours before it solds out!" The sentient staff named Sun Wukong spoke, "Now you're probably wondering, 'I'm actually real and incredibly handsome' yes I am! This world, has been alive for the longest time! I'm glad the gods hasn't ended it yet."

"Wha...am I dreaming?" The Doctor mutters.

"I can assure you, my good sir, you are not. Now, you might be asking, why am I talking to you of all people? I could've spoke to that dog lady or that Durnar fellow but I chose you for a specific reason, Doctor of Rhodes Islands." Sun's boisterous tone turned a bit more serious, "Do you know why?"

"N-no...I don't." Answered the Doctor.

"Well because I'm bored!"

What.

"Y-you're what?"

"I'm bored, the dog lady uses a whip and that other one uses a shield, what total peons! Magically extending staves are what's hot!" Sun Wukong exclaimed, "Need to break your enemies' spines? Staffs can do that. A slow and painful death? Staffs are experts to that. Trying to get something but you're too short? Staffs will help you with that. And I want you, Doctor of Rhodes Islands, to use me in battle!"

The Doctor was about to retort but he paused, he must admit that when he read 'The Journey to the West' he was astound by the powers of Sun Wukong. Press benching two mountains, shapeshifting, a fighter that rivaled Heaven's best warriors and hair that transforms into clones into himself.

He might just able to flick the Reunion without any problems.

"Is there a catch?" The Doctor cautiously asked.

"Well...there is one. You can't hold any other weapon other than my dear Jingu Bang. That's my one and only condition. Guns, swords, axes, daggers..." Sun Wukong practically spat the mentioned weapons, "Curse that Sniper and Riki..."

"Just that...and I can use your powers?" The Doctor spoke.

"Yeeep! Do whatever you like, just cause some mayhem, oh and maybe not kill innocents. I don't like my sequel to be riddled with murdered innocents..." Sun Wukong replied, "So! Ready to cause some trouble?"

The Doctor stared at the staff, thinking of the consequences and benefits for wielding such a legendary staff and being granted powers that even Arts couldn't fathom. If he was going to use a power like that, he needs to restrain himself and only use it for the sake of everyone.

"Some, would be an understatement, Sun Wukong." The Doctor spoke, walking over and picking up the staff.

"Oh ho ho, I can already see it! 'The Journey to the West 2: The Harmacist' " Sun Wukong was elated, "Now before we do anything, do you actually have a name?"

"I'm an amnesiac, Sun Wukong, I don't remember anything." The Doctor replied.

"Oh...right, uh, no harm right?"

"None."

"Good! So...what're we gonna do first?"

"I have an idea..."

One Deployment Later

The Doctor stood his ground, Jingu Bang acted as a support. He told Amiya that he, himself, will be participating at the contract alone with the risk being at it's absolute highest. He had no support, no backup, just him and Jingu Bang.

"Doctor, they're advancing as we speak...are you...sure about this?" Amiya spoke through a radio feed, it was odd that his helmet was also a receiver for communications but he didn't questioned it.

"I'm sure Amiya." The Doctor replied with finality, he had no time to argue with Amiya.

"So...are they coming in waves or are they going all in?" Sun Wukong spoke, examining the area through the eyes of the Doctor, he was quite surprised how the world turned out.

"By waves...though they might think twice if they saw their comrade's face in the dirt." The Doctor replied as the first Avenger appears on his sight, "Speaking of which, here comes our first victim. How do you want to do this?"

"Let's try with a classic called 'Boundless Strike'!" Sun Wukong spoke, "Just raise Jingu Bang upwards and I'll do the rest."

"Right..." The Doctor spoke as the Avenger came full speed at the Doctor, "You're finished!" The Doctor raised the staff upwards, suddenly the staff stretches outwards and enlargens before his body moved automatically and practically slammed the staff at the Avenger, who did not saw it coming and unfortunately got squished by the staff.

"What the..." The Doctor muttered, as the staff quickly returns to normal, the body of the Avenger was sinked to the stoney ground.

"Hahaha! He did NOT saw that coming!" Sun Wukong laughed, "Oh my, if he didn't had that stupid mask on, he would've made such a great expression! Let's try another one, this time let's use a little move I call "Primal Spring" now I use that when there's trees around but seeing that there's none, we'll just have to improvise, when I meant improvise-" As Sun Wukong droned on, several Armed Militants and Red Avengers flood towards him, "So now...ready to jump?"

"Wait what?" The Doctor seemed to lost when Sun Wukong explained the 'Primal Spring ab-'

Suddenly, the Doctor lost control of his body, his body sprung to the air!

"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!" His body begin to spin so fast it started to generate flames as it landed on the wave of enemies, effectively throwing them to walls with great force.

"Holy shit, I feel like I'm gonna barf." The Doctor felt dizzy after spinning that fast-

"Huh?" The Doctor suddenly felt...well?

"Perks of having an immortal as your partner? You can't get easily sick!" Sun Wukong boasted, "Oh oh, let's use my clones! Quick, rip of a few strands of hair and throw them on the ground!"

"O-okay!" The Doctor hurriedly reached inside his helmet, rip out of a few strands of his hair and throw it to the air, suddenly the strands turned into copies of the Doctor, wielding the Jingu Bang and-

Started spamming Boundless Strike on incoming enemies.

"Hahaha! Oh me oh my, look at them go!" Sun Wukong laughed, "I do love to see a good clone beatdown every now and then."

The Doctor can only wince as the clones relentlessly smashed the Renunion soldiers, it was amazing that none of them as died yet.

"Mission Accomplished."

"That was easy, wasn't it, partner?" Sun Wukong laughed, "Come on, let's amp up those risk levels, can we get a 24?"

."This will take some time to get used to..." The Doctor muttered.

A/N: Done, hope you enjoyed this chapter.