"Why," said Aizawa flatly as he stared down at the class with dead eyes, "is it that the only time every single one of you gets an A in a test, it's when I honestly don't want you to. And no, Iida. I do not want an answer to that."

Iida quickly lowered his hand while Uraraka giggled from the front of the room, barely bothering to hide her smile behind her hand. Aizawa felt a surge of irritation when he noticed none of his brats seemed particularly intimidated despite his best attempts at glaring them into submission. He knew he should have expelled at least one of them earlier in the year. How was he supposed to keep them in line when they thought he was soft of all things.

The entire class was staring up at him with wide eyes, some, like Yaoyorozu and Todoroki stayed fairly calm, but far, far more were practically vibrating in their seats with barely contained expectation. They were waiting for him to make the announcement, he knew, but like fuck he was going to say it aloud without prompting. He was against this. He's still against this. What, Nezu was thinking when he made the decision he had absolutely no idea, but he wasn't going to try and understand, because understanding meant he actually had to think about it and he hated this.

If he had his way, they'd pretend yesterday never happened and he'd go back to teaching them whatever it was they needed to know about heroics until they wouldn't even dare think about yesterday's announcement. They'd whine and complain but they'd follow, he knew. Being targeted by villains had done wonders for their overall maturity (though sometimes he felt a pang of something whenever he remembered how they were still only fifteen - still far too young to be as mature as they were) and they'd understand even if they weren't happy with his decision.

Probably. Hopefully.

Unfortunately, though, he was just a lowly teacher who barely got a say in things, especially not when it came to decisions made by higher-ups even Nezu had to listen to, and he couldn't pretend nothing happened.

"So," said Kirishima, ever the bravest and most willing to risk his neck for the sake of the class. "Does that mean we all get to go, sensei?"

The entire class froze. Even Midoriya had stopped mumbling to himself to look up at Aizawa with his childish green eyes and he felt his lips thin.

He hated this. It was a terrible, terrible idea, especially considering they were going overseas for months - but Nezu was right. They had to learn if they were going to be the kind of heroes they wanted to be. Not to mention keeping them here when they said they'd go just a year ago, would end up with the rift between the two worlds growing larger and Aizawa's paranoia wasn't worth it. Besides, it wasn't like they hadn't prepared. Hawks and Best Jeanist had offered to come along to help Yagi and Aizawa supervise, and if two from the top five wasn't enough for him to feel comfortable with his class's safety, then well. Hizashi might have had a point when he said he was being overprotective.

"Fine," he muttered underneath his breath and a few students from the first row perked up. "Congratulations. Every single one of you brats managed to get an A in your latest English test. You all get to go."

Immediately the entire class broke out into cheers.

"Yes!" Kaminari shouted as he jumped onto his desk, ignoring Iida shouting, 'the seniors, Kaminari! Show some respect!.'

"England! Magic! Hogs Warts!"

"I thought the school was called Hogwarts?" asked Todoroki.

"It is," said Asui. "I think Kaminari just forgot."

"Hogwarts!" yelled Kaminari as he thrust his fist up into the air.

Fuck. He was already tired and he hadn't even told them what to pack for the trip, yet.

A/N: I... honestly have nothing to say except that this is a completely self-indulgent fic - even more so than my usual ones haha.

Chapters are going to stay short and updates will be sporadic. (Probably) There isn't a particular plot I'm going to follow outside of what actually happens in the Order of the Phoenix - but even then I'll probably end up changing things to my liking. (Again, probably)

Also, just as a warning of a sort - Mineta's replaced by an OC I made (for those of you who read Dreams in the Shadows, yes, it's Yuuto) but he's not going to be particularly important in this fic. He's just... there, to fill the empty slot in the class. (And no, I didn't replace Mineta because I don't like him - it's just that I have no idea how to write a perverted character)

So, I have no idea what I'm going to do with this fic, but I do know I'm probably going to have a lot of fun writing little scenes where Class 1-A wrecks havoc on Hogwarts - so I hope people enjoy this as much as I do writing it! Have fun! :)