Madko Chuckles at everyone's Reactions.

Jaune Woke up on the island to See Cardin has ran off. He scowls and all of a sudden goes Hunter mode. Mud on his face, bandana, Shirtless, the works while he held a handmade spear.

Soon Every girl crushing on Jaune Blushed as They saw his ten pack abs.

'Should I mention now that Jaune is here that any abilities Jaune is shown to get he gets here as well? Nah! I'll let them have fun finding out.' Madko thought.

Cardin mean while was shown running for his like and managed to dodge a bunch of spears from Jaune by throwing a rock.

"BOO!" Nora yells.

Cardin ran off and surprisingly a Rocket was being prepped to launch on the nearby beach.

"I'm sorry, WHAT!?" Yang yells.

He jumped on with Jaune not far behind.

Jaune grabbed onto the wing. "GET THE FUCK DOWN FROM THERE!" He yells.

"Fuck you Jaune." Cardin says while flipping the bird. He got Jaune to throw him of in return.

Next thing he knew he was dropped off and burnt to a crisp by the rocket's flames.

"HOW AM I EVEN ALIVE!?" Cardin asks.

Zex and Madko attempt to answer, but fail.

Jaune ran to the ship bay and looked out to the front window. "I won!"As if to say no to that, Cardin popped out a vent to say, "Peekaboo!""OKAY WHAT THE FUCK!" Weiss yells. She's about to have an aneurysm with this universe!

"What!?" Jaune yells before getting tackled and hitting the switch to turn off gravity."Oh shit. Woah, Whaaaaaat?" Jaune and Cardin say.They then scowl at each other ready to fight.And failed as they floated away to a wall.Eventually they got their bearings and stood on a wall."I'm gonna Kick your ass M'kay!" Jaune said.He and Cardin jump off the walls and Utterly wrecks Cardin's shit."Hah! take that Cardin!" Velvet cutely yells. "Yeah!" Ruby and Pyrrha join in.

"Oh come on!" Cardin yells.

"That's it! Say Bye Bye. To your Pingas." Cardin declares."Translation. Say bye to yo dick." Madko translates. 'Thank god I gave Katherine headphones.'

Instantly Cardin felt intense murderous auras from the girls crushing on Jaune.

Cardin launches and does what he said. or he would if he didn't crack his entire hand on Jaune's dick of steel. (A/N: That felt weird to write.)

Soon enough every girl crushing on Jaune breathed out a sigh of relief.

"AAAWWWEEE FUCK!" Cardin yells in pain while Jaune punches him into next week.

A small montage of Jaune bullying Cardin back plays out before ending with Jaune about to throw Cardin into an Incinerator. Cardin managed to open the shuttle bay doors in time and created a vacuum that sucked them out.

"Nice going idiot!" Jaune said cross armed.

"Fuck you." Cardin says.

"HOW ARE THEY BREATHING AND TALKING IN SPACE!?" Weiss yells beginning to actually froth at the mouth. Madko gasps and teleports her elsewhere.

"Okay, She needs to calm down before she hurts herself. I'll be watching over her so Zex, You're in charge till I come back." Madko says.

Instantly the guests felt existential dread.

'This isn't gonna end well.' They all thought.

Suddenly! A Pink Puffball Appears! Riding on a magical star to freedom!

"OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT ADORABLE PUFFBALL!" Ruby squeals.

"OH I WANNA HUG HIM PLEASE LET ME HUG HIM!" Nora yells.

"Nah I'll just let you suffer. Besides you need to see what happens next." Zex said.

Cardin saw it and smirked. As Kirby passes by he Clotheslined the puffball and stole the star for himself.

Silence. Utter, Complete, silence.

And rising dread for Cardin as the girls and I mean all the girls, suddenly gained their weapons back.

Zex grinned as he transported them all to another room and tied up Cardin to a post.


Madko finally calmed Weiss down and helped her into the room. "Now repeat after me Weiss. This is just a universe. Not mine own. The rules are different and so I shall ignore them."

"This, is just a Universe. Not mine own. The rules are different a so I shall ignore them." She repeats. "Good. Now we, can, continue..."

Madko looked on to see all the girls with satified looks on their faces, Cardin a wimpering mess, AND HIS THEATER A FUCKING MESS!

"WHAT THE FUCK ZEX! I LEFT IN CHARGE AND YOU UTTERLY TRASHED THE PLACE! THATS AWESOME!" Madko yells.

He then high fived Zex.

Weiss just stood and watched the spectacle.

"What the fuck did I miss?"