a/n: okay so while getting bored during online school i came up with this idea. HOGWARTS DURING QUARANTINE! Some of them I genuinely find funny.
Please review!
Disclaimer: everything you see belongs to me! Psych! Its actually JKR. if it was me, i would not be working on a 4 year old laptop :(
[on zoom meeting]
Ron: *waves his wand* wingardium leviosa!
Hermione: stop! Stop! You're gonna take someone's eye out besides-
Ron: *mutes hermione*
Hermione: [muted] it's levioosa not- RONALD! RONALD WEASLEY HAVE YOU MUTED ME? RON UNMUTE ME NOW! I'M TELLING MRS WEASLEY! ROON!
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[on zoom meet]
McGonagall:
Dumbledore:
McGonagall:
Dumbledore:
McGonagall: *is now a cat*
Dumbledore: minerva, becoming a cat will not help you.
McGonagall: *is human now*
Dumbledore: to unmute yourself press the microphone button.
McGonagall: stupid muggle things.
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[marauder's online learning]
Charms:
Flitwick POV: looks at Peter and sees his feather levitating next to him.
Peter POV: feather is tied to string from the ceiling.
Potions.
Slughorn POV: James is brewing the perfect lilac steaming potion.
James POV: is stirring purple water with dry ice.
Transfiguration:
McGonagall POV: sirius expertly transfigured rat
Sirius POV: quickly throws aside the rat and places a goblet in the screen.
Ancient runes:
Professor POV: remus has skillfully translated stuff.
Remus POV: has opened google translate.
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[in a meet]
Peeves: *hacks his way in*
Professor: peeves go away.
Peeves: *throws ink pellet at a student through his screen*
Student: *gets hit by pellet* peeves how are you even doing that?
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And you know the weasley twins faked internet issues.
Professor: George, please present your homework.
George: s-o- p-p-p-so-my-not- work
Professor: Okay george. Fred how about you?
Fred: okay sir! *brings out homework*
Fred: *freezes*
Professor: okay looks like the weasleys have really bad connection.
Ginny: *enters room*
Ginny: *finds george stuttering and fred froen*
Ginny: what the fu-
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a/n: okay, that is it. Hogwarts during quarantine! Enjoy! Oh and if you guys have any other ideas, let me know. I'll make a new chapter with you guys's ideas.
Stay safe!
Love
Marva