a/n: okay so while getting bored during online school i came up with this idea. HOGWARTS DURING QUARANTINE! Some of them I genuinely find funny.

Please review!

Disclaimer: everything you see belongs to me! Psych! Its actually JKR. if it was me, i would not be working on a 4 year old laptop :(

[on zoom meeting]

Ron: *waves his wand* wingardium leviosa!

Hermione: stop! Stop! You're gonna take someone's eye out besides-

Ron: *mutes hermione*

Hermione: [muted] it's levioosa not- RONALD! RONALD WEASLEY HAVE YOU MUTED ME? RON UNMUTE ME NOW! I'M TELLING MRS WEASLEY! ROON!

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[on zoom meet]

McGonagall:

Dumbledore:

McGonagall:

Dumbledore:

McGonagall: *is now a cat*

Dumbledore: minerva, becoming a cat will not help you.

McGonagall: *is human now*

Dumbledore: to unmute yourself press the microphone button.

McGonagall: stupid muggle things.

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[marauder's online learning]

Charms:

Flitwick POV: looks at Peter and sees his feather levitating next to him.

Peter POV: feather is tied to string from the ceiling.

Potions.

Slughorn POV: James is brewing the perfect lilac steaming potion.

James POV: is stirring purple water with dry ice.

Transfiguration:

McGonagall POV: sirius expertly transfigured rat

Sirius POV: quickly throws aside the rat and places a goblet in the screen.

Ancient runes:

Professor POV: remus has skillfully translated stuff.

Remus POV: has opened google translate.

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[in a meet]

Peeves: *hacks his way in*

Professor: peeves go away.

Peeves: *throws ink pellet at a student through his screen*

Student: *gets hit by pellet* peeves how are you even doing that?

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And you know the weasley twins faked internet issues.

Professor: George, please present your homework.

George: s-o- p-p-p-so-my-not- work

Professor: Okay george. Fred how about you?

Fred: okay sir! *brings out homework*

Fred: *freezes*

Professor: okay looks like the weasleys have really bad connection.

Ginny: *enters room*

Ginny: *finds george stuttering and fred froen*

Ginny: what the fu-

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a/n: okay, that is it. Hogwarts during quarantine! Enjoy! Oh and if you guys have any other ideas, let me know. I'll make a new chapter with you guys's ideas.

Stay safe!

Love

Marva