Surprise my people! Didn't see this coming did ya?! Behold my first Rated M story, based off of the deviantart by Syfyman2XXX. This is also straight out of my chapter in Luck, Nightmares and Fears Remake "What if: Rebirth". I also wanna thank GenneraiArakida-XIV for his review that inspired me to make this. I won't be making much updates to this, unless I come up with an idea for another chapter. Enjoy reading this.

Mother to my cloned brother.

The day is shining onto the house of S. Loud. (Sharp Loud.) The two women there are awake and ready for the day.

Luna picks up her white-haired one year old infant from bed and she brings him over to the changing table. She then changes his dirty diaper. "Oh, you made a stinky didn't you my darling?"

The baby smiles at his mom's silliness. Luna then tosses the dirty diaper into the bin and continues to change her baby. After changing him, she looks at how neat and clean he was.

"Look at you, my little man al clean and looking happy" cooed Luna. She then tickles his tummy which makes him giggles, he then grabs her hand and then continues to suck her finger.

Luna smiles, it has been a year since she has had herself impregnated or in Lisa's care injected with her cloned brother's embryo. She was glad she and Sam committed to doing this, and then Luna asked Sam to marry her and she said yes, obviously.

(Flashback.)

A month before the baby was born, Luna and Sam were married at their local Royal Woods church. They invited so many guests to the wedding they had. Though the one family she didn't like to see were the one who would still call themselves her family.

Lynn Sr, Rita, Lynn Jr, Lori, Leni and Luan. They still had the last names Loud, while Lily, Lucy, Lana, Lola and Lisa were adopted by other families. Luna was glad Lisa showed up and was relieved that the other former younger loud sisters never showed up.

But seeing her family wasn't making her happy. Okay, she was happy to see Pop-pop with his lady Myrtle, Aunt Shirley and she was even happy to see Aunt Ruth. She called them family, and so did Sam Sharp. Her family were happy for her marrying Luna. Even they're old friends, Chunk, Sully and Mazzy showed up, and Tabby with her boyfriend Liam.

Though everyone there wanted to know one thing. How the hell did Luna S. Loud became pregnant?!

Many of them theorized that she may have gotten a sperm donor, while others thought she may have gotten drunk and got knocked up by someone she didn't know, but whenever they asked Luna and Sam would say it was a miracle of a second chance. This made Lisa snicker since it kinda was.

The louds were the one who wanted to know, they wanted to know who gave Luna the life within her and then just leave her be. When they tried to ask, they would dodge the question and ignore them entirely.

And then it happened, one month after the wedding. On October the 15, 2020 Luna was rushed to the hospital. She was in labor, her baby was coming. The cursing to Sam about "You did this to me!" was confusing to Sam, she didn't even do anything to her. Lisa did show up along with some government officials and doctors to take the place of the other doctors. Lisa asked Sam how Luna was doing, which Sam explained what she yelled. Lisa was thankful she wasn't there to be blamed for that, otherwise the whole thing would be, awkward!

And then it happened, Sam and Lisa came into the room and they saw Luna, holding the healthy baby boy in her hands, and she named him Lincoln S. Loud Jr/II. Whichever works.

Sam felt proud to be a mom? Dad? Parent? Yeah, parent. Luna decided to let Lisa, be the one to hold Lincoln. But Lisa refused, she felt she didn't deserve to hold the life she once ignored into bad luck.

So Sam got to hold the baby, and the little boy looked into the eyes of his other mother and smiled. Luna was happy to see Lincoln smiling at Sam, she knows that deep down his soul was in there and knows what was going to happen next.

After a day, they were escorted back to their home and just in time too. Vanzilla and two other cars arrived and were too late, Luna and Sam left the hospital with their son.

The louds wanted to know the baby and if they can see the kid. But Luna and Sam refused to let them near him, they then got their hands on a restraining order against the louds. This was not what they expected, they wanted to see the baby and hold him. Luna and Sam were not going to have it.

The louds don't even know the baby's name.

The following year, Lincoln turned one, and on the very same day her brother was born as well. The birthday of Lincoln Loud and Lincoln Loud Jr. It felt weird that Luna and Sam were celebrating two birthdays, but it felt right.

When they hosted the party, they hosted it at the house and invited those they know and care for. The Pingrey's, Pop-pop, Myrtle, Aunt Ruth, Aunt Shirley, Sam's parents and little brother Simon, Chunk, Sully, Mazzy, Liam, Tabby, Detectives StoneHeart and Merris and of course, Lisa and her family as well. They then had to inform them the truth behind Lincoln Jr and where he came from.

They were all shocked and had no words to say, but they knew Luna and Sam wanted to do the right thing and that this seems government approved already. Pop-pop agreed to keep it a secret from everyone else, and so did the others. This was Lincoln's second chance to life and to be raised by the woman who was once the girl dubbed legal Guardian, now mother.

The entire house was secured outside by agents to make sure the louds don't come to the babies first birthday.

The louds have tried to ask Pop-pop, but he refused to tell them. Those close to Luna and Sam also don't give in to tell them as well, and in a shocking turn of events, Pop-pop cuts off Rita and her kids from his will and only places the name of Luna S. Loud.

The louds wanted to know what was going on, and they know it all has something to do with Luna.

Thought, Luna didn't get the chance to tell Lincoln's old friends about this, they all moved out of Royal Woods, except for Tabby and Liam. But Luna know Clyde will have a heart attack knowing about this.

(End Flashback.)

Luna looks to her baby and continues to let him play with her hand. She then kisses his cheek making him smile. "Are you hungry my love? Are ya?" the baby giggles and waves his arms up and down.

Luna then picks up her infant. "Come on my love, let's go and get you something to eat."

She then leaves the room with Lincoln Jr and they go down the stairs and into the kitchen where Sam had just finished making some coffee and breakfast muffins. "Hello you two!"

Luna chuckles. "Hello babe" they both share a kiss and Luna places Lincoln onto his high chair. She then feeds him his baby food, which for some reason he liked it.

After knowing her brother since he was born she knows his favorite food, so she blended some carrots into juice and made sure he was fed as if it were a super hero flying.

"So, you stoked about tomorrow?" asked Sam as she sits next to her baby and kisses his cheek.

"Sure am Sammy. The faster we do it the better" replied Luna, she then feeds her baby some more. "There you go buddy, this'll make you strong and healthy …. Like Lincoln was."

The baby giggles as he eats his food, Sam then hands him his bottle of water in which he drinks it with his two hands. "You're getting smart aren't ya Linky?" said Luna.

Sam chuckles at this, they both miss Lincoln and they are happy he was back, he might not be the 11 year old boy they know and love. But this, this is the best thing that's ever happened to them. Besides the honeymoon.

Just then the phone rings. "I got it" Sam gets off her chair and goes over to the phone. "Hello, you reached the S. Loud residence. Sam speaking?" Sam's expression then looks annoyed. "Oh, it's you assholes."

Luna hears this and looks towards Sam. She knew who it was as well. "Look, you can't come and see him! The restraining order says so!" Sam then pinches the bridge of her nose. "Look, I don't care how you feel or how the others feel. No, means no!"

"What? No I am not letting her take the phone!"

Then Luna takes it. "Sam, go feed Lincoln. I got this." Sam nods and goes over to feed her child. Luna takes the phone with a cheerful accent. "Hello, you reached the home of the family who doesn't wanna bothered by assholes, who may I be speaking to now?" Sam snickers at what her wife just said.

Lincoln has no clue what's going on, he is a baby after all and all he wants is to eat his delicious carrots.

Luna then leans onto the wall. "Hello. Yeah. Okay. Well, bad news, I'm not telling you shit! And no way in hell am I letting you fuckers near my son! And if you jackasses even try to come here I will not hesitate to call the police! Do I make myself clear?!" she then calms down. "Good, and you can cry all you want but that's not gonna work on me. I will never forgive you all for what you did to him!" she than hangs up the phone and regains her normal emotions.

Luna then sits next to her baby and kisses his cheek and she sips her coffee. Sam looks to Luna concerned. "You alright Luna?"

Luna sighs. "We have to move out of this house and get to the secured security one Lisa made."

Sam then feeds Lincoln again. "We have to move out tomorrow, we have all the stuff packed up and everything we need in case they even show up." the Sam recalls something. "Who are the one staking this house though? I forgot who they were."

Luna takes a bite from her muffin. "Derrick and his wife Charlotte. The nephew of Chunk deserves to have this place since he's moving to Royal Woods, they arrive here tomorrow."

Sam smiles. "Well, he'll like how nice and clean this flat has been since we took it. You think they'll start a family too?"

"They might and we might also tell them the whole secret behind all of this life we have. They're family as well, like Chunk" replied Luna.

They both look to Lincoln who was done eating and done with his bottle of water. Luna picks him up and burps him. "Okay, how about we go and give you a bath?"

Lincoln giggles and claps his hands. Sam then checks the time. "Well, I should get going" She grabs her bag and kisses Luna. "You two gonna be okay here?"

"We will Sam. We'll see you after work" said Luna.

"I'll also see what I can bring back home for you two to enjoy" said Sam as she leaves the house. But then she goes back and kisses Lincoln's cheek making him giggle. "See you when I get home my little white-haired bundle of joy!"

She then gets into her Camaro and drives off. Luna and Lincoln both wave goodbye and head back inside.

Luna and Sam have been living in the house ever since they both became 19. Chunk handed it to them after they got some steady jobs. Sam works as the owner of a music store and still does, Luna was also working at a music store as an employee, but she quitted after she got pregnant. They were gonna miss her because she was the best dang employee they ever had.

Luna was thinking of becoming a Musics teacher for the Royal Woods High School, once Lincoln was ready to go to school on his own, one day. As for income, Sam and Luna didn't have to worry, thanks to Lisa she split her share of the government credits with them. Lisa has one million and they have one million, they also keep this a secret from the loud family.

And you guys are probably wondering, why the hell are Luna and Sam with their infant Lincoln planning to move? Well it's not just because of Chunks nephew and his wife coming, but because they need a new home and address to avoid being called and/or visited by the louds. They almost broke their restraining order twice when they came to visit for thanksgiving, Lisa's newly built house for them was going to do the trick, Lisa's security works in great ways as it did once before.

(The next day.)

The day has come, Luna and Sam pack all of their belongings and Lincoln's things and the money into both their cars, Luna's Ferrari and Sam's Camaro.

Luna then puts her axe into her trunk. She then sees Sam with Lincoln in his stroller and Luna picks him up. "This is it! This is where we move and start new lives in a new home!" Luna raises her baby into the air and he giggles. "Are you excited? Are you excited?" She then pulls him back into a hug and he giggles from the cuddling.

Sam chuckles seeing this. "Well, we have to wait for our escorts who are escorting the new couple also moving into this place."

Luna continues to carry her baby. "Where the heck are Merris and StoneHeart? I don't wanna be here any longer before someone else shows up."

And it was too late, they spot Vanzilla, a teal Porsche and a pink convertible arrive. "Dang it!" Luna then hands Lincoln to Sam.

She then goes to her car and gets the magnum from the dashboard. She then goes back to Sam and Lincoln and checks if it has ammo, and it still does. Luna looks to the people who have arrived and boxed their cars in. "Sam, stay behind me and keep Lincoln close to you."

The passengers of the cars come out, and they were none other than the family they once knew and loved.

Lynn Sr and Rita, both of them in their late fifties and wearing the same clothes they once wore, though Lynn Sr has some grey to the sides of his hair.

And the others were Lori: 24, Leni: 23, Luan: 21 and Lynn Jr.: 20 (Description of appearances in Luck, Nightmares and Fears "What If" Crime Aftermath.)

"Luna?" said Rita. "We wanna see our grandson."

"Luna, Sam please. We wanna see him and show him who his grandparents are" said Lynn Sr.

Luna was prepared for whatever they were planning to do. "Not in your life!"

"What the hell is wrong with all of you?! This is the third time you guys are breaking the restraining order!" yelled Sam as she holds Lincoln tightly, they don't see the baby with Sam.

Luan then sees the gun in Luna's hand and the baby stroller nearby with no one in it. "Guys, I think we should leave. Now!"

Lori looks to her little sister. "What the hell is wrong with you?! Don't you literally wanna see your nephew?"

Luan looks down with fear. "I … I do, but not like this …. This is wrong!"

"I'd do as she says brah!" She then readies her gun. "Unless you guys want led up your asses!"

Rita and Lynn Sr gasp. "Luna Loud! How dare you say that to your own family!" said Lynn Sr.

"And the baby will hear this!" said Rita.

"The baby is fine! I'm making sure he isn't hearing this! Now back off now!" yelled Sam.

"Not until we see him" said Lynn Jr. She then sighs. "Look, we know we all screwed up big time with Lincoln, but that was years ago and we've all gotten over to the fact he's gone. Some of us feel bad, but we wanna move on and try and live our lives. For his sake."

Luna did not like how they were mentioning the name of the brother she lost years ago. "Sam, follow me!" Luna and Sam slowly move to the back of the Ferrari and Luna pulls out a sawed off shotgun. Where did she get these guns?!

She then points it towards them. "Last warning! Get the hell out of here or you'll all be seeing red on the pavement and kissing the devil's ass in hell!"

They all didn't know what to do at this point, Luna seems to have the upper hand with the weapon and none of them have one of their own. In fact the authorities have declared none of them are to possess any guns or any harmful weapons otherwise it'll be probation and possible more jail time.

"I think we should go" said Lynn Sr. But then Rita catches a glimpse of the infant as he looks at them.

"L-Lincoln?" The other's also turn around and are stunned at what they see.

The one year old baby, wearing an orange shirt, short and socks and has three strands of white hair. He looks exactly like Lincoln, back when he was one years old.

"Luna?" Lori gets out of her car. "I … Is that …. Is that L-Lincoln?"

Luna and Sam knows the jig is up, but they have to stand strong and keep him safe.

"Linky!" cried Leni.

"H-How? H-He can't be!" said Luan in shock.

"Lincoln? That … That's Lincoln!" said Lynn Junior.

Luna is now in panic mode and is close to pulling the trigger. "Luna?" She looks to Rita. "Why … Why does he look like … Lincoln?"

Sam looks to Luna with concern and turns her baby around so he doesn't face the others. Lynn Sr and Rita could tell it was him, judging from the concerned faces from Luna and Sam.

"Oh my god! My baby!" cried Rita.

"Son? Lincoln?!" cried Linn Sr.

"It is him! I knew it!" said Lynn Junior.

"Why … Why is he a baby?!" asked Leni.

"This … This is so confusing!" said Luan as she covers her mouth and cries.

"Luna! Sam! What the fuck is going on here?!" asked Lori.

Luna then looks to Sam, Sam nods and covers the baby's ears with her headset. Luna shoots the air which gets the attention of the louds to shut up. Lincoln has no clue what was even going on around him while listening to the song of the ABC's.

"Stay. Away. From. My. Son!" yelled Luna.

"You're son?!" said Rita. "He looks like Lincoln, there is no shadow of a doubt that I wouldn't recognize my own baby!"

"What did you two do?! Better yet, How?!" asked Lynn Sr.

"You two better explain what the hell is going on here!" yelled Lori.

Leni then realizes. "Did …. Did Lisa do this?"

They all look to Leni and then back to Luna and Sam. They had their answer. "Oh my god! Oh god!" cried Rita.

"Luna, please. Let me see him" said Lyn Sr.

"No! You're not taking him away from me again! You're not going to hurt him anymore!" yelled Luna as she cocks up the shotgun. "Stay the hell away from my son, and my family!"

"But Luna, we're your family too. We wanna see him, I wanna see him now!" said Lynn Jr.

Luna and Lynn Junior lock eyes on each other like two predators ready to go to war. "No."

Lynn Jr was ready to pounce and so were the others, except for Luan and Leni. They realized this … This was getting out of hand.

Then they hear police sirens and then they see them. The Camaro's of Detective Merris and StoneHeart, now both in their fifties. And far behind is a black Mercedes Benz.

"Well, well. If it isn't the triple breakers of law" said StoneHeart. "When will you dicks ever learn to stay away?"

"And just as we were about to bring the new couple into their new home and escort this family to their new and secured one" said Merris. Both officers have their guns ready.

Coming out of Merris's car is an eleven year old Lisa. "Luna! Sam! Is Lincoln alright?!"

"He is, for now" replied Sam. "And they know, they actually know!"

Lori looks to all of them. "Y … You all knew?!"

"The government made a specific to keep this under wraps until the time was ready to show the rest of Royal Woods. Even the closest of people who we can trust also know about it. This was right thing to do, to give this kid another chance to life, away from the people who killed his old one!" said StoneHeart.

"The US congress and defense support and CPS also agrees to aid in supporting the whole operation, but to keep you idiots under the unknown radar" said Merris. "You don't deserve to hold the child who you all once killed!"

The louds couldn't believe it, the US government knew and they aided in supporting Lisa to give Lincoln new life and with Luna as his mom.

"This …. This is wrong! He's my son! My flesh and blood!" yelled Rita.

"We are the real parents! We are the ones who made him! Not Luna and Sam!" yelled Lynn Sr.

"Actually" they all look to Lisa. "I helped process him. I removed the DNA traits you two had within the processing and now he is no longer in the blood you two have, and to complete the phase I injected him into Luna's womb so he may process more genetic traits that match with her, so in hindsight he is 0% Lynn Sr and Rita and all the rest Luna and original Lincoln traits. With some dabbing of Sam Sharp into the mix."

Lori felt like throwing up at this point. Her brother is dead, and then he was given a second chance in life via birth by Luna. "This …. This is twisted!"

"No, it's the right thing." said Lisa. "He deserves to have a life without the chaos that made drove him into stress and the bad luck fiasco."

Lynn Jr groans in annoyance. "Again with that?! Why the fuck are you even bringing it back up again?!"

"Because it's officially marked in the US law records now!" replied Merris.

"What you guys did to him on that day is permanently marked into the US law repots, which makes you the suspects to a historical crime of pure child abuse and child neglect and it'll be within the history books for a long time and might be part of the next documentary on the History Channel and/or National Geographic Channel" said StoneHeart.

"B-But, our son?!" said Lynn Sr.

"He's not your son anymore, he's Luna's and Sam's" replied Merris.

Then the black Mercedes opens and Chunk's nephew Derrick comes out, grabs a gun from his trunk and stands next to Luna. The weapon is a .55 cal 'Boys' Anti-Tank rifle. "Sir, ma'am please stay away from this family, now!"

Lynn Jr scoffs. "Says you! You're not part of this family!"

"Chunk is her family, Chunk is my uncle and that means they're my family as well" said Derrick.

Then his wife Charlotte stands next to him with a Bren LMG in hand. "Step away from the lovely couple and nobody gets bloody stained into the next Wednesday!"

"We're not going anywhere till we see Lincoln!" yelled Rita.

"He needs his family!" said Lynn Sr.

"He has a family, us!" replied Sam. Then StoneHeart and Merris stand by them with their guns ready.

"Rita, Lynn Sr, Loir and Lynn Junior, you are committing a crime of near assault and child kidnapping, do not make this escalate into something else!" said Merris.

"What are you talking about?! We didn't do anything! Is it wrong to meet with family?!" asked Lori.

"If they got a restraining order for the ones who are trying to get close, then yeah it is wrong and illegal in so many ways" replied StoneHeart.

"Screw the restraining order! We're family and I wanna see my brother! Restraining order or not!" yelled Lynn Jr. Luan and Leni back up, they didn't want any part of this madness anymore.

Then more cop cars come and the officers come out. StoneHeart snickers. "Speaking of which, you guys have broken the rule of the Restraining order two times and this makes it three, and you guys know what this means."

Lynn Sr and Rita are then handcuffed. "No! No! Please!" yelled Lynn Sr.

"We just wanna see our son! Please! My baby!" yelled Rita.

"He's not your baby and he never will be! You did this to him! What kind of mother abandons their child out of the house and gives them hell?!" said Luna.

Rita stops resisting and starts to cry, all her memories were coming back to her, all that she did when the bad luck fiasco started.

Lynn Sr tries to resist arrest which means it'll go down with the charges.

Lynn Jr is then placed into the squad car as well and Lori, they will be facing probation and their parole will be increased.

Merris looks to Leni and Luan. "I suggest you two go home, now."

Leni sighs and looks to Luan. They both go back into the car and drive off.

Luna lowers her shotgun and hugs Sam, they then kiss and hug Lincoln who still has no clue what was going on. He's still wearing headsets that are now playing nursery rhymes. "As long as your both safe" said Luna.

They then look to Derrick and Charlotte. "Thank you so much for helping us" said Sam.

"No worries mates, Chunk told me about the whole thing with your son Lincoln and we understand" replied Derrick.

Luna sees the guns and so does Lisa. "Pardon me, but what is your occupation here in Royal Woods?"

"Oh, we're both curators to the new Royal Woods museum of War history" replied Charlotte, she then kisses her husband.

They had no clue how to respond to what they just said, in fact they didn't even know Royal Woods was going to open that kind of museum.

"Well, we should get you two to your new home now" said Merris to Luna and Sam.

Derrick then gives Luna and Sam their number. "If you ever need some help with family, just call us. We got your back."

Luna takes the number. "Thanks man, this means a lot and … Welcome to Royal Woods."

(An hour drive later.)

Luna and Sam are now looking at their new home, closely related to the house the McBride's used to live in, but it was given another floor for the bedrooms, and the whole place is heavily modified with security.

They all get out of their cars. "This is it Sam, our new home" said Luna. They then kiss each other and look to Lincoln who was smiling at all of this.

Lisa then comes out of Sam's car. "The instructions to the house's security systems are in the kitchen. I suggest you read them before you activate all of the outer defenses."

Luna and Sam smile towards Lisa. "Thank you so much Lisa, you're the best" said Sam.

Lisa chuckles. "Please, I'm just doing my part to keeping Lincoln safe and sound. Especially from those freaks that we once called family."

Luna then goes down to Lisa's level with Lincoln, and she asks Lisa again. "Are you sure you don't wanna hold him?"

Lisa looks to the white-haired baby reaching for her, and she sighs. "Sorry, I do not deserve to be holding Lincoln. Even if you say I should hold him, I cannot trust myself to hold the child I once called brother, I am still tainted with the memories of what I have done to him."

Luna and Sam are both saddened about this, they want Lisa to figure herself, but she can't. They know someday, she will and then she can hang out with them and Lincoln.

"Alight, let's help you girls and baby get moved in" said StoneHeart.

They all help Luna and Sam move all of their things into the house, the new house this family can call home.

(Skip, nighttime.)

Sam comes out of the bathroom, in her white shirt and pink shorts. She then sees Luna in her purple shirt and black panties. Luna is lifting Lincoln up and he laughs, Luna chuckles and then brings him back down to her stomach and he snuggles onto her.

Sam then sits on the bed cross-legged and Luna hands her Lincoln, Sam boops his nose and then gives him raspberry to his belly, making Lincoln laugh. The baby is already wearing his orange onsie pajamas.

Sam then brings Lincoln closer to her and lays down next to Luna. The baby is now in the middle of the bed and looks to Sam and smiles, and then looks to Luna and smile.

Both of them know that Lincoln is in there, and that this second chance of life is the best thing that's ever happened to him.

They then notice the baby yawing and starting to get drowsy.

Sam smiles and turns off the lights. Luna pulls Lincoln closer to her and he sleeps in her embrace.

Sam then returns and joins in the snuggle, and they all slowly close their eyes as they look to their only son. Luna and Sam then look to each other, they share a small kiss.

"Goodnight Luna."

"Goodnight Sammy."

They then look to the sleeping baby and kiss his forehead and he smiles. "Goodnight Lincoln, we love you so much." They then enter sleep.

But Luna whispers to him. "Goodnight my wayward son, Luna loves you. Always."

A/N: This is, well this seems to be the start of something new for me. I guess seeing the deviantart from Syfyman2XXX over and over really gets into my imagination, and thanks again to GenneraiArakida-XIV for inspiring me to make this new one-shot story. I might be posting some updates to this when I get an idea, some might be future happenings. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.

Date made: 5/6/20.