Disclaimer: Naruto x Highschool DxD - I own neither
Story Start!

"Oh shit, we have intruders in the base!"

The current location.

The most heavily guarded military base in all of China, secret from the rest of the world in what they truly did in the deepest depths of their labs and their weapon's research. Military guards raised their guns up when they noticed a single man standing in front of them. He wore a completely black business suit that was well suited for his slim body, with a white vest over the front of it. He carried no guns, only having a straight sword at his hip.

This man wore a Hawk mask.

He straightened his gloves, and stretched out his fingers as he looked towards the guards who took aim towards him.

Hawk.

"Take your mask off and surrender-" The two men collapsed as the man in the Hawk mask appeared behind them and knocked both of them in the back of the head. Neither of them had even a moment to react as the man just was next to them, and they were on the ground. "-grk!?" Was the final noise the guards made as they became nearly lifeless.

Hawk
Ability: Teleportation

The man with the Hawk mask unsheathed his sword, and stabbed it into the guns of both of them men, destroying their weapons to prevent them from attacking when they woke up eventually.

"Dog, it's your turn." Hawk spoke as he stepped to the side.

A taller man in a Dog mask, and a nearly matching suit, dropped out of the air as a rope dropped from the roof of the nearest building. Instead of a white vest, he wore armored gloves with key-pads on them. He had large spiky, silver hair coming out from behind his mask, unlike the curved hair of the Hawk masked man.

"Maa maa, you've got to treat people more kindly Hawk... what would Fox and Slug say at such harsh methods." Dog spoke as he approached the door, and he took a phone out of his pocket. He attached a cord from one of his armored gloves to his phone, and pulled out a matching cord from his other glove and attached it to the computerized lock on the door.

He started to tap away at his phone, his fingers covered in electricity as he moved them like lightning itself, tapping an insane amount of numbers and letters onto his phone.

"How long?" Hawk didn't respond, and asked his own simple question.

"Don't fret now, it takes time... this is a 4 digit code. That means there are a possible 10,000 possible combinations that could unlock the security system on the door. Be patient, after all, I'm currently trying each and every... and got it." Dog spoke as the lock clicked, and the security system on the door shut down. Not only did the security system on the door shut down, but security systems all over the base started to shut down as well.

"I'm in."

Dog
Ability: Electrical Manipulation

"Took you long enough." Hawk spoke as he vanished from view.

He completely disappeared, and the next second the door opened up and Hawk was on the other side of the door. With the security system off, he could open the door from the inside without triggering any alarms.

"Took you long enough." Dog responded slightly playfully, in a good natured way. "Slug, where are you and Fox?" Dog spoke into his ear as he pressed a button on a headset attached to his mask and connected to his ear.

-On the Other Side of the Base-

"OH! Challenge the Fox Man, then take me down.
You've be taken out before I start to frown.

I got the strength to take these pathetic-"

*MACHINE GUN FIRE*

"It's going pretty well, all things considered. Fox is being a great distraction while I hack the system." A young woman spoke as she spoke into her ear, well hidden from the view of the guards who were firing at her partner. She wore a slug mask, and instead of a business suit that was customized, she wore a nurse outfit, and her hair was cut to her shoulders and pink. "Of course, he's really starting to get on my nerves too." Slug responded as she finished hacking.

She nodded to herself.

"Oh, good... is that machine gun fire?"

Slug
Ability: Healing Power

"Yep, Fox is a really good distraction." Slug spoke as she looked back at her partner.

"Guess you guys aren't a fan of rap battles, oh well... since you aren't fans of rap battles, how about I sing for you a opera instead-" Fox spoke as he tilted his head to the left as a bullet wizzed by it, and imbedded in the wall behind him. He turned his head around and saw the hole in the wall, and paused.

He wore a fox mask, and wore a black business suit with an orange scarf around his neck. He had spiky blond hair coming out from his mask, and unlike the other masks, his mask had a wide grin painted on the front of it.

"We got the Data we needed Fox, we can get out of here now!" Slug shouted out, alerting the guards to her existence.

Fox slammed his fists together.

His arms started to change shape and morph, until they turned into large, metal fists instead of normal human hands. The tips of the fingers on his hands opened up, and the sides of his metal fists opened up as well.

Fox.
Ability: Transformation

"... Open fire time!" Fox shouted out as he aimed his fists towards the ceiling, and he unleashed a large scale volley of rounds into the ceiling around the guards in front of him. They all shouted and ducked out of the way as bits and pieces of the ceiling itself rained down on top of them, until Fox collapsed half of the room to seperate Slug and him from the guards.

Slug grabbed onto Fox, and she gave him a thumbs up.

He started to run towards the wall.

"The quickest path to the finish-" Slug started.

"-IS A STRAIGHT LINE!" Fox shouted out as he smashed through the wall, and continued to run with Slug on his back. He smashed through the next wall, and smashed his way through each and every guard that was unlucky enough to stand in his way. Like an unstoppable force, nothing stood in his way for as long as it took for him to smash through it.

One wall.
Two walls.
Twenty walls.
Eighty walls.

He smashed his way through each and every one of them while carrying a busy Slug on his back as she grabbed her tranq gun and shot every guard that they passed. She didn't kill a single person, or miss a single shot with her gun, and she reloaded with quick speed as she guarded the usually unguarded back of Fox.

Dog appeared in front of them with Hawk when they broke their way through half of the base, with Dog holding a box filled with top secret files underneath his arm. He sent them a thumbs up, while Hawk got his phone out, and Hawk tapped his fist against the helicopter that he had brought with them.

"Infliltration and Retrieval successful, time for an escape... lets get out of here." Hawk stated as he clicked send on his phone. Dog touched his hands on a helicopter that was next to them.

"My ability is tapped out until I recharge." Hawk stated, since he had reached his limit by teleporting something so big with them.

Slug jumped into the pilot's seat, and Dog joined her as her co-pilot, touching his fingers against it as the machine sprang to life.

"Time to go... it would seem they are sending their best pilots after us now." Hawk stated when he got a message back.

The roaring of jets could be heard fast approaching, so they got into the helicopter as it lifted them up into the air.

"Wow, those are some good machines they got after us... thankfully, we have an engine of destruction of our own!" Dog sent a thumbs up to Fox as they got up higher in the sky. He slammed his fists together, and transformed them back into his normal hands. He then slammed them together a second time, and both of his arms turned into large wings. His clothes transformed with him as he gained massive bird wings, and his legs transformed into the legs of a eagle.

He went flying through the air, gaining the attention of the jets as they quickly approached him.

Air battle was fast, furious, and relentless in how every single second was the beginning and end of a battle. Fox latched onto the wing of the jet and dug his talons into the metal of the plane, ripping off one of the wings of the plane and forcing the pilot to eject himself from the plane. He jumped off the plane as one of the other pilots realized the bigger threat as the half-bird man that was attacking them, and changed targets.

"He makes for a hell of a distraction like always." Slug spoke as she glanced behind them.

In the span of the next 5 seconds, two more jets were taken out of the sky and their pilots ejected from their devices.

"I've recharged!" Hawk spoke as he vanished from the inside of the helicopter.

He appeared on Fox's back, and drew his sword with no hesitation as he cut a bullet in half that would have hit his partner in the back of the head. Fox turned around and saw a jet streaming in from the front of the helicopter, and he slammed his wings together and his body changed shape.

"Thanks Hawk!" Fox shouted out as he started to fall towards the ground, Hawk teleporting off of him and onto the helicopter.

He grabbed onto the engine of one of the falling jets as he activated his ability, and he fused part of his body to the jet. Activating the engine, he transformed his feet into thrusters and shot through the sky at the speed of a jet. Slamming his fists together, he unfused the engine from his body and started to spin in the air out of control. His body regained control as he turned both of his arms into swords and sliced through the bottom of the jet as he passed it.

Fox transformed his arms back to normal, and as the helicopter flew by him he grabbed onto the edge of it and pulled himself into it.

They quickly reached the ocean with their stolen helicopter.

"For honor, for the greatness of China!"

The last pilot who escaped have a sniper rifle, and with delicate aim he fired a single bullet towards the helicopter.

It was aimed for Slug.

"FIND ME!" Fox shouted as he jumped out of the helicopter and in the line of the bullet. His body started to transform on the outside as the front of his mask gained a bullet hole in it, and the bullet went flying out of the back of his head. He started to fall down towards the ocean, and he turned his body towards his teammates and sent them a shaky thumbs up.

It was surprisingly hard to think straight when you had a hole in your head.

Everything was fuzzy.

"FOX!" Slug shouted as she forced herself not to stop piloting.

"He'll be fine... we can find where he ends up later. We need to complete the assignment first and foremost." Dog stated as he looked away from Fox as they watched him visibly pass out before falling the rest of the way.

Fox fell right into the ocean.

"... We'll find you soon... Naruto."

Thus started the story of Naruto the Master Thief.

Chapter End!
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I wrote this story because I forgot what I planned on writing originally, so I allowed my brain to make up a few random words and decided to base a story on those words.

Today, I came up with the words "Thief, Transform, BOOM Headshot, Legs, and Ass"
This is what I came up with, and I created an entire plot for this story using those words to challenge myself.