im sure all of you already know who made the challenge so im just gonna get into it!

ratparty sexily waltzed into starclan like the sweet-smelling hot cat she was. wow. that ratparty was just so sexy. she pulled an equally sexy soapbox out of thin air and set it carefully on the ground.

"get ur butts over here" said ratparty, who had saucier moves than michael jackson, because she was just that sexy.

all of starclan and fanfiction dot net gathered beneath the gaze of the wise and sexy ratparty, who had way more valid opinions than literally any of you people.

"today i have called all of you losers to talk about something incredibly important. im going to sit here and pretend like my opinions are super cool and edgy because im so cool and not like Other Warrior Cats Fans, so you better pay attention."

"firstly, id like to start off with mapleshade! mapleshade sucks!" mapleshade burst into tears in the corner like the ugly, unsexy, old hag she is. "in case all of you idiots forgot," ratparty said, making some vague gestures at Certain Fanfiction Dot Net Users who will not be named and also did this challenge, "mapleshade attempted to murder a pregnant woman and three people who were tangentially related to the deaths of her kids!"

"yeah the medicine cat dude was a jerk, but he was also sent a sign by starclan about the kits and how they should have been kicked out. frecklewish literally said she saw the kits but wasnt about to jump into the Swollen River because she thought a riverclan patrol would save them. shes literally a thunderclan cat! she cant swim! if the riverclan patrol was going to save them, then she would have gotten in the way!"

"and just so you know! just because appledusk cheated on mapleshade doesnt mean he deserved to die? and his Pregnant Wife, who was Entirely unrelated to the kits, Certainly didnt deserve to die! are you guys ok! i hope none of you ever get into a relationship! and thats not even getting into the gaslighting and abuse she did to crookedstar so i dont know What yall are on but really id like to have some of it."

"also leafpool should have gotten together with hawkfrost instead of crowfeather and thats final. thank u for coming to my Ted Talk," finished ratparty, the sexiest and smartest and hottest and coolest she-cat in all the clans.

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