Remnant at Vale.

A green portal opened showing a scientist with blue grey hair step out as he looks around.

"What kind *burp* fucking place is this?" ask Rick.

As he walks and looks around.

"Damn it Morty has homework to do, Summer is busy having sex with her boyfriend" said Rick as he just makes a face of no emotions when suddenly he notice that there's a runaway.

"Shit, kidding me" Rick gets infront of a girl he didn't notice lately.

"HEY BULLSHIT GET DOWN HERE I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING…DO YOU KNOW WHO IS NAME SALEM SHE HAS ACCIDENTALLY TOOK AWAY AN ANTI MATTER CUBE OF MINE" shouted Rick.

"What?" said Cinder.

"Fuck this…FUCK YOU ALL JUST TELL ME WHERE'S SALEM, CINDER FALL'S OR I'LL FUCKING *BURP* YOUR BUTTHOLE" shouted Rick.

"What the fucking hell" said Cinder as she steps near to Roman.

"What is it Cinder?" said Roman as he turns around seeing that Cinder is making a face of a nervous girl.

"Let's get the fucking hell out of here there's a man that is crazily wants to kill us and he said that Salem has an anti-matter cube of his" said Cinder.

Hearing that Roman was a bit confuse but he was also shock as he flies the plane away.

"SHIT ALL" shouted Rick as he burped.

As when the girl right next to him just stands there and looks at him, Rick turns around.

"Oh, it's just a fucking cosplay chick, hey listen I don't want to ruin your childhood so basically you should leave and considered this never happened, shits like these should be forgotten fast" said Rick.

The red riding hood girl just stands there she is looking to another person.

"Huh?" Rick turns around seeing a woman in blonde looking at him in an angry look.

At a dark room.

"Shit" Rick was been decent sent into a room where only him and the girl.

"Oh, fuck this hey listen this girl hasn't did anything wrong it was my fault she's into this" said Rick as he still makes a face of a man who doesn't cares allot.

"Stop swearing you've been swearing for the entire time we're walking into this room" said Goodwitch.

"Listen here witch I know that you're about to do something you're saying is that "You'll have a pat on the back and a slap on the wrist" don't think I don't even know that's your line bitch" said Rick as made Glynda shock.

"How did you-" got cut off by Rick.

"How the fuck do I know…how the fuck do I know it's because I'm Rick Sanchez that smartest man in the universe and I'm here to recollect a tech I've develop" said Rick.

"Smartest man in the universe wait you're from another universe?" ask Ruby.

"Hell no, I'm from another reality of a universe that was meant to have different changes" said Rick.

"Wah?" Glynda and Ruby was completely confused.

"Okay, listen I'm not smart enough to understand about what you're saying but this man that would like to meet the 2 of you no actually he'll talk to you in person" said Glynda as she looks at him and walks out of the room.

After that Ruby was been accepted into Beacon for Rick he stayed and have a conversation with the man.

"Hello sir, I-" got cut off once more.

"Right Ozpin also known as Ozma" said Rick.

"WHAT HOW DID YOU-" his shouted was also been cut off.

"Again, my name is Rick Sanchez the smartest man in the universe I came from a reality of another universe in the multiverse." Said Rick.

"Wait, can you at least tell me anything I could understand" said Ozpin.

"Reality I guess you know that what it is, but for me I concern that reality could also be multiverse, so I've created out techs that could warp me to realities with different endings, different beginnings, different sacrifice, different deaths such as a reality where you and you're ex-wife didn't fuck things up with the gods or a reality where you fucked up the witch that is standing outside" said Rick.

Hearing that Ozpin was a bit shock as he ask Rick.

"Then who is my ex-wife?" ask Ozpin.

"Aw…don't play dumb asshole you're ex-wife is that person who is planning to dominate this whole live Remnant world named Salem which also the bitch I'm fucking hunting for" said Rick in mad mode.

"Okay, sir calm down what exactly do you want with my dark ex-wife here?" ask Ozpin.

"I was travelling thru infinite realities and universes to track down a universe that matches Earth so my grandchild and I could have a really great family vacation when I suddenly dropped a item I've spend my life developed it's a cube that contains a super anti-matter packet that could at least kill away a mortal that was been granted immortality or maybe it could also swallowed the entire solar system sometime it could be the entire galaxy" said Rick.

"WHAT?!" shouted Ozpin.

"Listen I need the cube if that bitch Salem is what I'm concern a world dominator along with her other bitches uses that cube she'll fucked up the entire galaxy or maybe she'll use it on the ones who could possibly stop her and I mean that, I mean you and also me will be their main targets" said Rick.

"So, is there anything else I must know?" ask Ozpin.

"Well the peoples who works for Salem's are Cinder Falls, Mercury, Emerald which will soon happens, Watts, Hazel and most of all Tyrian…the fact I also know that you're academy is about to end up having fucking spies as naughty childrens and the fact is that we're being watched" as Rick pulls out a ray gun and shot a grim, it was a grim used to spy on peoples.

"Holy motherfucker" said Ozpin.

Back at Salem's castle.

"Holy motherfucker of godly shits…this man is seriously the smartest man alive" said Mercury.

"I-I did not expected this would've happened a man who was been able to predicted correctly our plans also created such magnificent item like this super anti-matter cube, if he's on our side the chances of your victorious will be beyond stoppable" said Watts.

"Then kill him or at least just try your best and use him for our own goods" said Salem.