I do not own Victorious.

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"Are you serious?" She said.

"Give me," he said. "I have spent 10 years filling out paperwork. Give me"

She blinked owlishly, not many people can spend 10 years filling out paperwork, even if it was to receive a system but his reasoning though.

He wanted to tap Trina Vegas fictional ass.

"But why?" She said. "You do know she's crazy right?"

"I don't care. She's a challenge and I like that" he said, and the woman looked at him like he was insane. "Tori would literally go out with somebody who gets paid cleaning the streets if he was sweet enough and showered frequently. Trina, on the other hand, would never even go on a pity date. I find that hot. And having a system with me gets me a shot with her and be mysterious at the same time"

The woman stared and said. "Why do I always get the strangest people asking for a system?"

And then she approved his application.

"Good luck," she said.

And then he found himself in an awful small apartment on the outskirts of Hollywood.

He walked around it and discovered dishes piled high, cockroaches everywhere, dirty clothes, broken appliances and beettlezilla hiding underneath a chair.

When he saw the legs wiggling, he put the chair back into place and walked away.

[System booting]

[Welcome to the Hollywood Love system. You can gain points, skills and money from completing a quest and raising affection for you]

And then he was asked to enter a name and he just entered his real name which was 'Antonio Wicker'.

Then he received his first round of questions, basically, it told him to clean up his new house.

And naturally defeating Beettlezilla gained the highest reward.

So as he rolled up his sleeve, he told himself why he was doing this and went to work, it took him hours to clean the dishes so he could pay rent.

It took him several days before he could no longer ignore Beettlezilla.

He found a log outside and trash can and opened up the chair and yelled.

"Come on you out you sick freak! Our battle may be legendary but only one of us is leaving here today in a body bag!"

And as if the bettle understand him, it crawled to his full height.

It was as tall as a child.

Its legs extruded outwards and swarmed.

His eyes went huge.

Holy shit.

He almost dropped the stuff and ran for his life.

However, he took a deep breath before he gave out a battle cry and lunged, swinging the log wildly.

In the undead realm, certain people were peering at him.

"Wow, their perfect for each other," said one person.

He just sung and yelled, he beat the thing until there was green blood everywhere and it could no longer move and than he continued beating it until it was so cracked that there was no way it could recover.

Then he swept the corpse inside a trash can, making sure not to touch it with his hands before wrapped it and then picked it from the very top.

He threw it into the trash can outside the apartment and went to clean up the mess.

He received a notification for it but he was to busy cleaning up and standing under the shower for an hour, trying to wash away the horror to notice.

But that wasn't the worst of it.

He discovered that Beettlezilla had eggs under the chair seat and he was told to exterminate it before they hatched, he basically lit the chair on fire outside and then hosed it down before the burning police could come and then he would put it into the trash can.

Suddenly he got an alert.

[Valentine's Day is fast approaching. Give that special somebody some love]

His eyes went wide.

Yes!

This was the time to confess his love to Trina and become mister mysterious.

However even though he was currently living in a run-down apartment that had nothing working, Trina didn't know that.

He went to the shop option and saw there was even a new option for the Valentine's Event.

But he was in Hollywood so he faced Hollywood prices.

A rose and box of low brow chocolates were 20 bucks.

He recalled Trina favourite chocolate and went to search.

50 bucks per box.

Are you kidding me?

But he was trying to woo somebody who was used to the Hollywood lifestyle.

The girl flew to another country on a school weekend.

Of course, she likes expensive chocolate.

However, he did a few more quests, made some fast noodles and than slept on the vacuumed floor because the bed he had was hideous and he didn't think he would ever manage to clean every part of it.

He then brought his stuff wrote an envelope and sent it off to be uploaded to a certain place at a certain time.

And then he slept, not worrying about getting up to go to school at all.

#Several hours later#

"Oh, come on!" Trina Vega said as she chased the latest popular guy who ran at the sight of her. " Did nobody give me a rose?"

People looked away, especially the guys.

It wasn't fair, her little sister Tori and most of Tori's friends got roses.

Suddenly she heard.

"I can give you a rose if you want," said Sinjin Van Cleef creepily breathing down her neck from behind.

"Walk away, weirdo," she said, and the guy left.

She would never be that desperate.

And then she went to her locker in a huff, only to find a huge surprise waiting for her at the end of the day.

On top of her locker was none other than a massive teddy bear that dressed like her and sitting on its laps was a basket filled with roses and chocolate, there was also a massive letter with the words 'Dear Trina' in lovely handwritten.

When she saw the bear, she couldn't believe her eyes and neither could the students who could see the bear from the right distance.

She took the bear down and took the basket, inside was easily 11 roses and she was shocked to discover two boxes of her favourite expensive chocolate inside.

She looked around and then opened the letter and read it, she couldn't believe what she was reading, it was pure romantic poetry and not in that creepy Sinjin way.

Who?

She looked around once more but people were shocked to see her with goodies.

And then she went to find Tori who just come out of her last class and was with her friends at her locker.

"Tori!" yelled Trina.

Tori and her friends cringed when they heard her voice but when they turned around they were met with an unbelieve sight.

Trina with a bear and basket of roses and chocolate.

Everybody mouth was open as the unbelieve sight draw closer to them.

"Hey, Tori. Do you know who Prince A. W Is?" she said, snapping her sister and her friends out of shock.

"Who?" Said Tori and then Trina handed her the love note and Trina read it out loud.

"My dearest Trina." She said. "I fell for you the moment I first saw you. You are the rose with thorns. The eve to my Adam and the song that I play through my heart. Trina, if I wasn't so shy I would have handed you my heart in person but I want to take it one step at a time and savour every moment I spend making you happy. Because you are my Queen and I hope that one day you'll pick me to be yours, King. Trini...will you be my valentine? From your secret admirer Prince A.W"

Silence.

Dead silence.

Everybody eyes were wide, and Trini nodded with a smile.

"Dang, girl. Somebody got it bad!" said Rex finally breaking the silence.

"Holy hell, let me take a look at this," said Jade snatching it from Tori's hand regardless of protest.

"I just found this bear on top of my locker with the basket of roses and two boxes is my favourite chocolate and that letter," said Trini.

"I don't know the handwriting. It doesn't make sense. Why would some guy be interested in you?" Said Jade, ruining the moment.

"Jade," said Beck.

"What? Nobody likes her" said Jade.

Trina ignored the comment and said. "So I was wondering if you know who this guy is"

"I'm sorry but I've never heard of him before," said Tori still shocked, before she turned around and said. "Anybody else?"

None of them had heard of this guy.

"Well, I now have chocolates and more roses than all you," she said before she turned and said.."See you at home Tori!"

And then she walked out and made her way to her car before driving off, everybody could hear her car back out of the driveway like a crazy person.

Seconds later, Tori said. "Did that just happen?" In disbelief.

That very same day, Tori updated her Slap and pretty much told the whole school that Tina got roses, chocolate, a bear and a lovely letter from a secret admirer and was asking if anybody knew who 'Prince. A.W' was.

She even posted the letter online after getting it back from Beck who took it from Jade.

Within an hour, even the teachers had seen the post and many students and teachers reacted with the same shock and disbelief as Tori did.

A guy who liked Trina Vega was massive news and many people became detectives trying to match the handwriting to any guy in school.

By the end of the day, a poll came up for the most likely suspects.

However, nobody had guessed that it was some guy in a run-down apartment at the edge of town eating a lettuce and tomato sandwich right now.

Treating Trina had made him broke.

But then he saw that he had gained 175 woo points, it seems that Trina was far more desperate than what she was letting on.

But if he sent her stuff every day, then she would expect stuff every day and he would run himself into the ground.

He may have a magical system but he was still flesh and bone who needed to relax and not die from overwork and trying to meet unrealistic expectations every day.

But when he was ready, Prince A.W will strike again.

He will make sure Trina will never forget him.

And scene!

I don't know if I'll move this to 'Stories that won't happen' I'm very tempted to though.