This is a fanfiction about assembling the most interestingly surreal team of the most badass people I know. I have handpicked the members of this team to be: Black Dynamite, Batman, Yoda, Heavy, Jackie Chan, Beavis and Butthead, Chuck Norris and ManBearPig

Our story begins at a helicopter, where the squad is about to jump off. Black Dynamite says, "Alright, men. Y'all know the plan. We head to the hiding place of the most feared, most ruthless mothafucka to ever live... Michael Jackson." Batman says, "That man has terrorized children his whole life." Yoda replies, "Such an abomination to society, Michael Jackson is." "He must be put in his place." said Jackie Chan. Butthead asks, "Uh, Question. (laugh) There will be killing and blood involved, right? (laugh)" Beavis says, "Yeah, and fire. Will there be fire too?! (laugh) Fire, fire, fire. (laugh)" Heavy says, "Heavy is master at firing." Black Dynamite shouts, "OK, this is our queue, y'all ready to shoot one mean psycho mothafucka?" The squad agrees aggressively. So they all jump off the helicopter and skydive. They all open their parachutes and land at No Man's Land.

They all walk silently to avoid getting caught. Yoda says, "we're being watched, I feel like." Beavis and Butthead reply, "(laugh) You said 'feel'". Batman says, "Focus, dammit. Stand your guard. We may never know if we're really being watched." Little do they know that a drone is secretly spying on them. Michael Jackson is revealed to be watching the squad from an undisclosed location. He takes out a walkie-talkie and says, "Hey, those fools are comin', I'm gonna need you to give them a taste of shamone. Take no survivors, Hee Hee." A mysterious voice says, "Yes, sir." Meanwhile, back at No Man's Land, Beavis says, "I can't wait to fire. (laugh) We're gonna be all like, bang bang bang bang bang." Jackie Chan says, "Remain silent." Beavis replies, "Shut Up. I wanna fire. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang." "Hey, shut your damn mouth," said Chuck Norris. Beavis still says "Bang" several times while Butthead laughs. Black Dyanmite slaps Beavis in the face and yells, "Shut the fuck up when grown men are tryin' to be sneaky." "Too late, it is." said Yoda as a van comes towards the squad. "Ah, hell no." said Chuck Norris. The van opens at it's revealed to be the crew from Seseme Street. "Ah, shit. It's a gang of puppets, man." said Black Dynamite. "Well, well, well. What do we have here, fellas?", said Oscar The Grouch. "I guess they wanna play... to the death.", said Elmo. "We kill pathetic team of losers now.", said Cookie Monster. "What's the plan, Dynamite?" asked Batman angrily. Black Dynamite replied, "Fuck it! Let's just shoot these mothafuckas!" And so the squad and the Seseme Street crew were battling it out. Batman used his Batarang to take out Bert and Ernie's guns. Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris used their karate to beat up Big Bird. Beavis and Butthead just shot like crazy. Black Dynamite beat the shit out of Elmo and tore off his head. Yoda used the force to put the guns away from Oscar and Cookie Monster. ManBearPig ripped Cookie Monster into shreds. Oscar the Grouch was outbumbered. "Stay back. Stay the fuck back!" he said. Heavy pointed his machine gun at Oscar. "Now, where is Michael Jackson." said Black Dynamite. "I'll never tell, you bastard." said Oscar as he spits on Black Dynamite's face. Black Dynamite gave the signal to Heavy to shoot Oscar, and so he did. Thus the squad defeats the Seseme Street crew.

Michael Jackson watching on the drone camera gets angry after witnessing his goons fail. He later uses his walkie-talkie to enlist more help to take down the goons.

The squad approach the hiding place of Michael Jackson. "This is it, team. We're here." said Black Dynamite. "(laugh) Fire, Fire, Fire." said Beavis. "Will somebody shut him the fuck up!" said Black Dynamite. Butthead slaps Beavis, "Yeah, shut up, butthole. (laugh)" he said. As soon as the squad reached the entrance, they're stopped by The 2012 Shredder. "Halt. Michael Jackson hired me to take you all down.", he said. "Move over, metal man." Heavy said. "Never. If you want to face Michael Jackson, you'll have to go through me. And so the squad begun fighting the 2012 Shredder, but he was quick and was able to dodge all the bullets due to his agility. He even dodged Yoda's lightsaber faster than the speed of sound. "My god, this guy is tough." said Batman. "That man is not human." said Jackie Chan. The 2012 Shredder laughed and said, "You fools are no match for my ninjitsu abilities. Nothing can stop me.". However, Beavis takes off the 2012 Shredder's helmet and Butthead shoots him in the head. "Uh, problem solved. (laugh)" "Damn, that's actually the smartest thing you ever came up with.", said Black Dynamite. "I can't believe they killed that guy so easily." said Chuck Norris. "Enough talk, it's time to take down a smooth criminal, once and for all." said Batman.

And so they went into the hideout to look for Michael Jackson. "Game Over, Jackson." said Batman. However, they find themselves into a trap.

Michael Jackson appears on top of a drone and says, "Hee Hee. So you think you can try and get rid of me, like you got rid of my goons. Shamone!" "Jackson, your tyranny against young childrens end here." said Black Dynamite. "Yeah, he should go for the grown up men. (laugh)", said Butthead. "You shut up, fool.", said Michael Jackson. "Look, can we just skip to the part where we kick your ass." said Chuck Norris. "Nope, I have something better in mind.", said Michael Jackson as he took out a button, pressed it and unleahsed an army of robots. "Kill them, Hoooooooo!" shouted Michael Jackson. And so the squad battled the robots. Heavy tried to take out as many robots as he can with his machine gun. Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan did all they can to use their karate skills to destroy the robots. Yoda used the force to extend his lightsaber to cut the 'bots in half. ManBearPig rammed through the 'bots and tore them off piece by piece. Black Dynamite punched and kicked the 'bots with brute strength. Beavis and Butthead just watched and laughed. "Are you two even gonna help?!" asked Batman. "Uh, no. (laugh)", said Butthead. Batman grinned. He saw Michael Jackson holding the button and used his Batarang to destroy it. Michael Jackson shrieked as the button blew up. Michael ran away. "Dynamite. Jackson's getting away." said Batman. Black Dynamite stopped Michael Jackson in the nick of time. "Alright. Alright. Please dont hurt me. Hee Hee. All I wanted was some fun with boys. Oh, god, please don't kill me." said Michael Jackson. "Oh, don't worry, we ain't gonna kill you." said Black Dynamite. "You ain't?" said Michael Jackson. Black Dynamite replied, "Nah, not here, but on live television." Michael Jackson shouted "Wait, What?!"

43 Hours later

"This is Kent Brockman reporting live from the White House where we will witness the live execution of Michael Jackson." "Any last words, Mr. Jackson?" asked the president. Michael Jackson said "Yeah... SHAMONE! HEE HEE! HOOOOOOOOO-" several men shoot Michael Jackson. The whole world celebrates. Black Dynamite, Batman, Yoda, Heavy, Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris, ManBearPig, Beavis and Butthead are all giving medals for their heroic act. The president awards them 2 million each. The squad give each other high 5's.

Now how's that for an epic teamup and fanfiction? Leave a review about your thoughts.