Thank you to those who have left a review or PM on things they'd like. Really enjoy reading those, and I've already got some ideas so keep them coming.

Warning?: There's a little something near the end. Nothing too big or awesome. Really just there for my dumb sense of humour.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and Highschool DxD

"My Lord, please try to control yourself."

"But Grayfia! It's actually him, how could I contain myself?!"

"Wow! Kurama, it's an actual maid! She's so beautiful!"

"She does give off a different feeling than the other girls when they wear maid outfits."

"Okay, be cool, be cool."

"Yes, please don't jizz your pants."

"Shut the hell up!"

"Anyway!" Sirzechs approached him, "Any chance for a future book to have more sisterly love?"

Naruto blinked, "Ah, a siscon."

"I mean it's not for me. Don't get me wrong, I'd enjoy it too but it's more for a friend of mine."

"Two siscons…"

"Brother! You're embarrassing me and yourself!" Rias hissed.

"I am? Oh, I'm so sorry Rias!" Sirzechs ran over and lifted her up in a hug, "Your big bro loves you, please forgive me! I'll do anything!" He sobbed.

"Let me go! Maybe you should do what you came here to do!"

"Ah, of course!" He set her down, "What was it again? I forgot in my excitement."

"So this is the strongest Devil… What an odd guy."

"Yes, it appears that it's something strong people have in common."

"Your sister wants your help in kicking me out." Naruto told Sirzechs.

"Ah, right! Well, before I do that I'd like to talk to you about Diodora and what you've found out." Sirzechs said seriously.

"Will you not help him, brother?" Rias asked.

"It depends." Was all Sirzechs said.

"Let's get going then." Naruto glanced at Grayfia, "Is she coming?"

Sirzechs nodded, "She doesn't want me to stay too long, says it's because I have loads of paperwork." He grumbled.

"You do, milord."

"Yes, yes. Come along then." He turned to Naruto, "Where are we going?"

"Just follow me." He rolled his eyes.

Rias turned to Issei once they left, "I assume you told him I called my brother."

"Yeah, sorry." He hung his head.

Rias sighed, "I suppose there's nothing we can do about it anymore."

"Do you think he'll really let Naruto kill Diodora?" Akeno asked.

"I don't know… Diodora's always been odd but I don't think that warrants his death." Rias shrugged.

Issei frowned, "So it's okay for him to do what he did?"

"I'm not saying that, but it isn't out of the ordinary for Devils to act on their fetishes." Rias said simply, not realizing what she sounded like.

Issei said nothing and merely left the building.

"Tch, how many more Devils are you going to bring?" Sasuke looked up in annoyance.

"Relax, these'll be the last two."

"What do they want then?" Sasuked asked, wiping his bloody knuckles.

"I want to know a few things about Diodora, whether you let me ask him or you tell me yourself is up to you." Sirzechs told him.

"Hm." Sasuke looked down at Diodora, "Doubt he'll be able to answer."

"Why's that?"

"I ripped out his tongue a few minutes ago… And he just passed out."

Naruto facepalmed.

"Oh… I see." Sirzechs laughed awkwardly, "Then will you mind answering a few things for me?"

"Depends." Sasuke shrugged.

"He means go ahead." Naruto added.

"Right… Diodora has shown an increase in power that was unnatural in a number of occasions."

Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other.

Sasuke shrugged.

"I guess you should know… Diodora is actually part of an organization made up of different factions. They are relatively unknown at the moment though. He got his extra power from-" Naruto coughed, "Er, well, Ophis…"

Sirzechs blinked, "Come again?"

"Ophis. Although she isn't really their leader. More like a figurehead."

"Pretty stupid if you ask me." Sasuke scoffed.

Naruto nodded in agreement, "Yeah, she has no real control over them. They act however they want."

"You should have her take back the power she's given."

"I'm planning on doing that when I see her again."

"I see." Sirzechs nodded with a frown, "Anything else I should know about Diodora or this group?"

"Well, he also murdered the former next head of the Glasya-Labolas clan." Naruto told him.

"Didn't particularly care. Just kind of glossed over that. We were more interested in his Nun fetish." Sasuke yawned.

"Oh, the Old Satan Faction is also the largest group there. I guess that's really all you need to know for now." Naruto added.

"I see. This could be troublesome. But I thank you for giving us this information."

"If you'll excuse me I'm going to keep torturing this Devil." Sasuke said in annoyance.

"What will you tell Lord and Lady Astaroth? And the rest of the Underworld?" Grayfia asked.

"The truth I suppose. This will surely be a blow on their family name but it's nothing they can't fix with time."

"Come on you little shit, wake up. It's no fun hurting you while you're asleep. I wanna see your expression as I chidori your dick off!"

"Anyway, is there anything I can do for you? Kinda as a reward and apology?"

"Anything?" Naruto perked up.

"If it's within reason, yes."

"Sasuke won't ask for anything but can you try and find him a woman? He really needs to let go."

"Noted." Sirzechs nodded slowly.

"As for me. I'd like to borrow Grayfia."

Sirzechs and Grayfia blinked in confusion.

"What for?" Sirzechs asked.

"Well…" Naruto rubbed the back of his head sheepishly, "She's just really beautiful and I would love to have her around… And maybe have her model for me."

"Beautiful… Model…" Grayfia looked at him stunned.

"Oh! I see, I see!" Sirzechs nodded, "Knock yourself out!"

"Seriously?!" Naruto asked excitedly.

"Sure, Grayfia might be the best at her job but we've got tons of other maids and butlers." Sirzechs turned to Grayfia, "Who knows, you might like it."

Grayfia looked at him suspiciously, "This isn't just to get me off your back, right?"

"Whaaat? Of course not! You know I enjoy how you encourage me!" Sirzechs gave her a wide smile.

Grayfia stared.

Sirzechs smiled.

Grayfia stared some more.

Sirzechs tried not to sweat.

"Very well." She relented, "It might not be so bad."

"Awesome! Have fun, toodles!" Sirzechs skipped away happily, "I'll make sure to find your friend someone!"

"Have a nice day!" Naruto waved at him before looking at Grayfia, "Shall we go?"

"Will we not wait for your friend, sir?"

"Nah, he's gonna stay here for a while. Also, you don't need to call me 'sir', it makes me feel weird."

"Would you prefer 'Lord'?"

Naruto sputtered, "W-What? No need for that!" He said with a blush, "Just call me Naruto."

"If you wish, Naruto." She nodded with a small smile at his reaction.

"R-Right, let's get going."

Grayfia nodded.

"I should probably tell you a few things before we actually get there. More specifically about the other residents."

"Other residents?"

"Yeah, so we got a—"

"CHIDORI!"

Naruto looked back, "He actually did it…"

"Come on, swallow your balls! Your tiny stick you call a penis is next!"

"Anyway, as I was saying…"

"That's a very… Diverse group."

"Isn't it awesome?"

"It certainly is interesting. Especially the fact that they're all women. Are they perhaps your harem?" Grayfia asked.

"Ah no, I've only actually had sex with Kuroka…"

"I'm surprised you haven't done it with the rest. From what Lady Rias told Lord Lucifer one would assume you'd have a harem considering you're strong among the supernatural even if you are a human."

Naruto laughed, "I'm pretty sure Kuroka wouldn't mind if I had a harem but I just don't wanna spend everyday having sex… Not like that's all I'd do if I had a harem."

"I wouldn't judge. I am a Devil after all. Let me just say that I've seen a lot of things and done other things in the past."

"Then you are in a relationship?"

"I was."

"With Sirzechs?"

"You're sharp. Yes, I was in a relationship with him for some time."

"Haha, lucky guy…" Naruto suddenly stopped.

"Is something the matter?"

"Ah, well… One of my clones popped."

"A clone?"

"Yeah, I'll explain later."

"All right, what's wrong with it popping?"

"It was sorta, ehm, busy."

"How do you mean?" She looked down, "Oh, I see…"

"Yep." Naruto covered himself as Grayfia looked away with a blush, "Best hurry up before she pops my remaining clones."

Grayfia only nodded as they picked up their pace.

Naruto's apartment…

"Kuroka, please go back inside Naruto's room!" Irina screamed in horror.

"Ah come on~ Just enjoy the show, nya~" Kuroka gave her a silly grin.

"Nope, not gonna happen!" Irina covered her eyes, "Please stop, you made Rossweisse pass out and I'm also close to passing out!"

"But Naruto's clones are definitely enjoying being watched. I told him that he also got off on it but he didn't believe me, did he?" Kuroka pinched the clone that was doing her from the front.

"N-No he didn't." The clone groaned.

"This will be going on my favourites." Xenovia smiled as she continued recording.

"I certainly didn't expect this…" Raynare mumbled from behind her room's slightly opened door.

"You're lucky Asia is asleep!" Irina hissed.

"More like unlucky, nya~! Could you imagine her reaction? Oh, that would've been wonderful!" Kuroka moaned.

*Knock knock*

"Someone open the door fast, please!"

Kuroka grinned, "Boys! To the door!" She pointed excitedly, "You better not finish before we get there!"

"Yes ma'am!" Both clones nodded as they awkwardly made their way to the door while inside of Kuroka.

"Ooh~ I like this. Gonna tell Naruto we should do this more often…" Kuroka smiled as the clones thrusted in and out of her as they moved.

"Hurry up, please!" Naruto knocked again.

"Ok boys, open it up, nya!"

The clone behind her nodded and opened the door slowly.

"What took you so—"

Kuroka's smile quickly disappeared.

"Kuroka… Why are you being double teamed by my clones outside of my room?"

"I wanted to surprise you. I knew you'd be getting home soon after the first clone dispelled so…" She trailed off.

"I see." Naruto looked at his clones, "Why the fuck are you still thrusting? Dispel already!"

"Yes boss!" The clone in front of Kuroka dispelled instantly.

"What are you waiting for?" Naruto asked his second clone.

"But boss! She's so tight back here, please just let me finish!"

"What? No! Go away!"

"Asshole." His clone flipped him off before dispelling.

This left Kuroka without anything to support her and she fell on her naked butt.

"Owie! You could've told them to set me down first, nya." She stood up and massaged her bum.

"As you can see, we have a guest so please go get changed."

"But we haven't even finished from earlier today! And who cares if we have a guest? She can go suck my dick, nya!" Kuroka glared at Grayfia, "Right? Strongest [Queen]? Or maybe you'd like to suck on Naruto here? I don't mind, I'll share. But you'll be bottom."

"Kuroka please stop." Naruto groaned.

"Fine, later." She looked at Grayfia up and down before skipping to Naruto's room.

"That was something." Grayfia looked at Naruto, "Is she always like this?"

"No…? But I want to die right now."

"Would you like for me to make you something? Food? Tea?"

"I guess tea might be nice." Naruto nodded as he sat down on the couch.

Grayfia nodded and made her way to the kitchen.

Irina crawled over and sat next to Naruto, "You got an actual maid? Not only that but the strongest [Queen] in the Underworld?"

"Yep."

"You might need a bigger house." Xenovia sat down on his other side.

"Probably."

"I gotta say, you have a really nice butt." She added.

"Haha, thanks?"

"You're welcome. By the way, it probably wasn't a good idea to dispel your clones." She told him as she looked at his crotch.

Irina also took a quick peek before blushing and averting her gaze.

"Yes, I know." Naruto sighed as he covered himself with a pillow.

"We'll help you."

"Xenovia, Don't say such things!"

"What, why?"

"It's indecent!"

"But you watch the videos that I take with me. Just watch him when he actually does it, it's much better."

"You what?" Naruto looked at Irina.

"Nothing! I don't watch anything!"

"She loves them, she gets super red all the time."

"Xenovia, please stop!"

With Sirzechs…

"You'll never guess who I met today, Serafall!"

"Ooh, who?" Serafall jumped up excitedly.

"I met Naruto Uzumaki!"

"No way!"

"Yes way!"

"Did you tell him to add more sisterly love?"

"I sure did!"

"Yuri-yuri?"

"No…"

"Hm, I'll ask him if I ever meet him."

"Anyway, I also got his autograph!"

"No way, show me!"

"Yeah, I got it right… Wait a minute, I forgot to get his autograph!"

*Gasp!*

Hope you liked the chapter. I need some ideas for a girl/s for Sasuke. I've said before that I've got some ideas but I'd like to read your suggestions.