Homer: Do you want to hear something really bad Kent told me about the Fox network?

Lisa: Of course. God, Dad, your hands are shaking.

Homer: I know. 'Cause this one's really, really bad. For years now, Fox has been plotting to takeover every single TV network in America by bribing the networks' owners, and the president is working for them too.

Lisa: Oh, my God! You don't suppose they're gonna start ruling the country by later tricking the president into giving them supreme power and ending up bringing America into a new age of anti-capitalism. And naming every TV network with the name "Fox".