Two guys got out of a car and walked into an empty building.

"This is a bad Idea"

"Can you say anything else besides that?"

"You're a fucking idiot"

"Its not that bad!"

"You're going to franchise for a company that made robots that killed people"

"We don't have to use the robots!"

"You can't have a Freddy Fazbear location without Freddy Fazbear"

"Would you rather put on a costume and dance for children for several hours everyday?"

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"What Robot are we getting?"

The one with blonde hair smirked as he took out his phone.

"Here look at these, they're called 'Funtime' animatronics.

The one with black hair looked at the phone.

"Hmm, they don't look to murderous"

"Right? So I am going to order one of them, and if it goes well, we will get the rest"

"Which one are you getting?"

"What about this one?"

"Is that supposed to be a clown?"

"Well her name is Circus Baby, so I guess so"

"Her name is Baby?"

"Yes"

"Thats kinda stupid"

"Well that's her name"

They looked around the room that was their new place of occupation.

"So what are you going to call this place?"

"Funtime Pizza Palace?"

"This ain't no palace, chief"

"Well It has to be Funtime something, since we are using Funtime robots"

"Dude these are fucking picknic tabels"

"We can get new ones later, I was told there is a computer somewhere in here"

There were only three doors in the building, minus the entrance.

One was the kitchen, the other was a bathroom and the last one said 'Staff only'

"There's no stage either"

"Shut up Jason, there's a staff door over here"

"Calm your shit, Evan"

The two guys went into the staff room and looked around.

"This place is a fucking death trap, a metal box with two big-ass open vent grates"

"You need to be more optimistic"

"You need to be more cautious"

"Just call Eric and tell him to get his ass down here"

"Why Eric?"

"Because he knows how to cook, he's gonna be the chef"

"Ok, give me a minute" he walked out of the room.

Evan sat down in the chair and pressed the power button for the terminal.

"Holy shit, it still works"

He navigated the online catalogues, he had access to only one of them.

"I have to call someone to get Baby down here"

"Eric is on his way, that piece of shit still works?"

"You really need to stop with the profanities dude"

Jason smirked and flipped his brother off, they both began to laugh.

"I need to get Baby down here"

"There's no stage"

"I just got one"

"Oh yeah, where the hell are you getting the money for all this? That robot cant be cheap"

"That's not something you need to worry about right now"

"Ok…..what else did you get?"

"Some decorations and cups and plates and shit, you know, the necessities"

Evan's phone dinged, he pulled it out.

"Well, that makes things easier"

"What?"

"It seems that the company is more reliable then you give it credit for" he showed his brother the email he just got. "Baby and everything else should be here tomorrow"

"Well shit, I guess not all of them are idiots"

"Lets clean this place up then we will go home"

"Alright"

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Evan and Jason arrived early, they went inside and froze.

"Holy shit"

"Is that…"

"Yup, thats Baby"

"Why the hell is she so big!?"

"Uhh, lets see" Evan took out his phone and began to go over the details on her. "Oh my god she's over seven feet tall"

"I can fucking see that Evan!"

Evan walked over to the tall clown robot and took a closer look, Jason also walked up.

"Evan?"

"Yes Jason?"

"Why does the robot have tits Evan?"

"I don't know, but I don't suggest fucking it"

"IM NOT GONNA FUCK THE ROBOT EVAN"

Evan climbed up on the stage and walked around it.

"Ah ha!"

"What?"

"I found the ON button"

"Are you sure you want to do that now?"

"We need to make sure it works"

"Fine, Im not saving your ass if it tries to kill you"

"Hey guys!"

They both turned to see another guy approaching.

"Hey Eric"

"Jesus christ what is that?"

"This is our entertainment"

"Why is it so big?"

"*cough* that's what she said"

"Damn it Jason"

"Im pretty sure he wants to fuck it too"

"Shut the fuck up Evan!"

Evan opened up a panel on the robots back and pressed a button then closed it.

He walked back over to his brothers and waited.

The clown began to shift and make robot sounds.

"H-H-Hello Every-ry-ryone! We-elcome to Circus Baby's Pizza World!" its voice glitched out a bit as it started up.

The robot's eyes flicked between green and blue before staying blue.

"Well, it works"

"No shit"

"OH! I just thought of a name!"

"Well, lay it on us"

"Funtime Circus!"
"Its not much of a Circus dude"

"We have a clown, it's a Circus"

"Whatever"

Suddenly, the robot spoke up again.

"Welcome to Funtime Circus!"

"See! She likes it!"

"Is that thing listening to us?"

"Its a pretty advanced robot"

"Hey! Can you hear us?"

"I-I love that song!" the robot replied.

"What ever, let's just get the rest of the shit unpacked and we can go from there"

"Uh, Evan..."

Evan heard loud stomping behind him.

He slowly turned around to look up into the green eyes of the robot clown.

"Uh….hi?"

"Hello"

Evan's eyes went wide.

"You can understand me?"

"Of course I can, silly!"

Evan turned his head and saw his two brothers on the other side of the room.

He turned back to Baby.

"You….you aren't going to hurt me, are you?"

"You're silly! I would never hurt you!"

Evan sighed in relief.

"Those two are my brothers, please don't hurt them either"

The robot looked at the two on the far side of the room. Her eyes flickered multiple times.

"Ok, we can all be friends!"

Alex smiled. "Can you help us unpack all that stuff?"

"Of course! I'm happy to help you Evan"

She walked over to the crates and began to open them. She was very gentle for what she is.

Evan crossed the room to his brothers in a flash and started to whisper-yell at them.

"What the hell was that!?"

"That's what we should be asking you!"

Evan sighed.

"It seems that she is alive"

"Excuse me, did you just tell em that the robot made by the company that made other robots that killed people is alive?"

"She said she won't hurt us"

"She could be lying to you!"

"If she wanted to kill us she could have done so already!"

"Evan, you need to shut her down and get her out of here!"

"No, I'm keeping her"

"ARE YOU INSANE!?"

"No, I'm an opportunist. If she's alive, and she is peaceful, this could be great for us"

"She could be trying to gain our trust so she can kill us later!"

"Just give this a chance"

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"If that thing kills me, i'm going to possess it and kill your ass too"

"Sure, good luck with that, let's just get things going. Eric, get your ass in the kitchen"

"As long as I'm far away from your murder bot im good"

It took awhile, but with Baby's help. Everything got into its proper place.

"Baby, you cant expose yourself like this to anyone else but us. Ok?"

"Sure! I can play pretend!"

Her childlike innocence was almost endearing.

'No Evan! Don't fuck the robot, thats Jason's thing'

"That's good, can you get back on your stage please"

"Ok" she walked back to her stage loudly.

At least they would know if she ever left her stage.

This is either the start of something great, or the start of something horrible.

"What could possibly go wrong?"