Yay! I can finally go out.

Except I can't because people under 20 can't go out. We get a 500 dollar fine. Which is a metric fuckton, considering a big bag of Doritos is less than a dollar here. Anyways, this chapter has Cadmus escape, meeting with Green Girl, and a mission.

Enjoy.

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"Hey."

"Hey."

"So, got captured, eh?"

"Yeah."

Shirou looked at Robin. KF was still out, while Aqualad was meditating. "You used to this?" He pointed towards their bindings. Robin shrugged. "When you get tied up once a week, you get the hang of it."

"Kinky."

"No."

"What happened while I was out?"

"Superboy walked in, we had a chat. Showing him the sky, freeing him from these people who treat him like a weapon, all that jazz."

"Cool."

The doors opened as Desmond walked in with Superboy in tow. "Well, well well, look at what we have here. Some nosy teens."

"I am over 400 hundred years old."

Desmond looked offended to have his monologue cut off.

"What are you talking about, you damn kid!"

"Look, man, I have seen this thousands of times. Just get on with it." Shirou then shut off his senses to focus on himself. A few prongs came to electrocute him with no success. Conceptual superiority, bitch. The shocks came to an abrupt stop. He opened his eyes to see Superboy standing above Desmond. "I am not a weapon!" he shouted.

They all got out of the pods. "Now, let us go and see the sky."

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How did we end up here? Shirou blocked another blow from Blockbuster. It went relatively well. They got out. Superboy could not fly. He was chosen as the champion of Genomorphs and Guardian was freed. Then Desmond injected something in himself and became a hulking beast.

"We can't hurt him!" KF shouted. He was correct. Blockbuster was too strong, even for Superboy. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Sengo Muramasa was not Shirou Emiya. They shared a body, but not ideals. Muramasa let Shirou into the driving seat a few weeks after coming here. But this could not be solved with Shirou's skills. Fusing with Muramasa had stripped him of his greatest power. His Reality Marble. All of the Phantasms he had seen from the Golden Kings treasury, all the weapons recorded in Archers Marble, gone.

But Muramasa had seen more. Every weapon he had created was recorded. Every Phantasm he had seen, even if not many, was recorded. This new Reality Marble was not seen in his Saint Graft, for it belonged to the both of them. An infinitely growing field of cursed blades.

Pulling out one of his blades was not ideal. This world did not take kindly to murder, and using a blade that could only be sheathed in blood was not good he used something else. When he was summoned, he had seen the Chaldean Master command different servant. One of them had quite the unorthodox weapon. A farming Noble Phantasm, was it.

"Clear the way!" He pulled the Corrupted Phantasm from the ground. He pulled the trigger.

6000 bullets a minute slammed into the chest of Blockbuster. The unceasing barrage forced him into a wall and kept him there. A normal weapon would overheat or run out of bullets by now. But the M61 Vulcan empowered by a Noble Phantasm did not. After a few more seconds, Blockbuster fell to the ground, unconscious.

"Where did you pull that one from?!" KF asked. "My soul," Shirou said. All in all, this went well. He only used Muramasa's powers once and managed to not destroy reality.

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Robin walked into the common room/opening of the cave. Last week was crazy. Escaping Cadmus, the 5 of them being made a team, and Martian Manhunters niece joining them. Batman even told them they would have real missions soon. That was a lie. They were bored out of their minds. Let's see if Sasaki has a job for us.

"Man that shit is tight AF no matter how many times I see it." An unknown voice rang out from the middle of the room. A man was sitting next to Megan, watching Sasaki swing his sword. "Who the hell are you?"

"My name is not important, but you can call me Az."

"Why are you here?"

Sasaki stopped practicing. "Az came by to see me."

"His sword, I'm not into that gay shit."

Robin decided to ignore why a random man had entry to the Mountain. "What is so interesting about it? He just swings it normally." A wild glint came over Az's eyes.

"Tell you what. You block a single strike and I will give you your servant earlier." Servant?

"Accepted."

Sasaki and Robin walked onto the mat. "I will limit myself to human speed." Robin just held his staff tighter.

The blade flashed. From above! Robin felt a blow to his stomach. What? He looked at Sasaki. "How?" He pulled out a screen and connected it into the cave's cameras. The blade was coming from above-

What?! There are two blades. It is not an afterimage, there are two blades at once. "The scientific term is a Dimensional Refraction Effect. At that moment 2 swords existed." Az came next to him. "I guess you are getting your Servant along with the rest of your friends."

"Whatever." He turned to Sasaki. "Do you have any missions for us?"

"I do. There is a cult in Orleans. Go there, take down the members, and bring the leader here, dead or alive." Robin practically skipped out of the room to gather up the team.

"Orleans is not near any Zeta tubes. How are we going to get there?" Megan mused. "If only you guys had a vehicle that could fly," Az said with a smile. "Hello, Megan! We can use the bioship!" Az laughed at her antics. "You are so cute. I have a grandson your age. Would you like to know him?"

"I would love to make new friends!"

"And he would love a cute teen girl like you. You are a bit busty for his liking though. Damn lolicon." he said the last part under his breath. Robin and the crew entered, decked out in their costumes. Megan took a good look at Superboys arms and Shirou's abs. "Let us go to the bioship!"

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(warning! badly written fight scenes coming up.)

The team was hiding behind a short wall, observing the cultists. "It seems like they are calling to Yog-Sothoth, a cosmic entity from Lovecraftian literature," Robin said as he lowered his binoculars. "How do we approach this?"

"We should wait- where is KF?" They looked at the gathering to see KF running through the cultists, punching, and pushing.

"Seems like he has an idea," Superboy grumbled before jumping into the fray. He slammed the ground, causing shockwaves, making the men fall. Robin and Aqualad joined in. They fought. (that's it.)

Megan flew around, using her telekinesis to throw the cultists around like dolls. Shirou slowly walked in, searching for the leader. He found him when giant tentacles picked up all of them and slammed them into the ground.

"yOu FoOLs! ı wAS BlEsseD bY ThE GodS! I shAlL CoNsUME yoU ALl!" He started to pull Shirou into a massive maw that had opened across his chest. Wait, wait, now! Just as the mouth closed on his body he whispered a single line.

"I am the bone of my sword."

Countless blades burst out of his skin, tearing into the abomination. Shirou used this technique to hold his body together during the Holy Grail War. The blades tearing out was a byproduct of turning into a sword. There was no way to use it in an actual combat scenario.

Unless you were a Servant. Shirou and the cult leader fell to the ground, bleeding.

"God, are you okay?" shouted Megan.

"Yeah, Servant body, should heal in a bit."

Robin looked at him. "What the hell was that!"

"An unhinged man, empowered by a powerful entity."

"No, I meant the thing you did."

Muramasa smiled.

"That is a long story, but here is a summary. This body had the ability to create swords at will. One day when he was hurt, he had a brilliant idea. 'If I turn myself into a sword, I don't have to worry about being hurt.' So he did. What you just saw was me using that to partially turn myself into a sword."

"How does that even work?" questioned Aqualad.

"Plot armor."

"What?"

"What?"

A groan came from the cultist. "Is he alive?" Superboy poked the body with his foot.

"His patron is trying to heal him. But the blades inside him are tearing him apart. He should not be able to move."

They loaded the body into the bioship and left.

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"You got him." Az came up to the team. "Let me see." He looked at the comatose man. "Oh, there you are you little bug. Suprised I can see you? Well, tell you what. You hide and gather your pitiful followers. Because when I am done with you, there won't BE A SINGLE SPECK OF YOUR COUNTERFITTING EXISTENCE OF THIS WORLD!" Cracks form in the air, showing places beyond reality. Az takes a deep breath and chucks the guy into one of them. He smiles at the teens. "Sorry about that. I get cranky when people mess with my family."

He pulled out a book from thin air. "You guys did a splendid job! I was going to wait until Arte- Spoilers got here but I changed my mind. You guys are getting your Servants now."

"Let us see. Robin, stealthy guy, smart guy. He changes his identity later. Hmm, think I got one." He pulled out a picture of a noble British man. "Here you go."

"Aqualad. Water powers. Not a whole lot here. Very loyal, a natural leader. Guess this fits?" A man in futuristic armor is in the picture.

"Superboy. Daddy issues, an artificial lifeform created to kill its progenitor, has anger issues. Man, this is way too easy." Az hands him a picture of a knight wearing a horned helmet.

"Kid Flash. Let's see... Fast, flirty, an idiot. I think I got one for you. Wait a second. What the hell is this? 'Dies because he is not fast enough.' Who wrote this? Nah, I don't like that. You will escape. Speed and escaping, huh. Got a perfect one." A tall man in a trenchcoat and hat can be seen in the picture.

"What do you mean by dies?"

"Megan! Got the perfect one for you. Just read my mind." Megan closes her eyes for a moment and screams. A small crack opened up above her head to let a small tentacle slither down. It nestled on her shoulders. Az's smile faltered. "What do you mean 'Can't synchronize' You are just making excuses you Lolicon!" He turns to Megan. "Sorry, it seems like Yog cannot fuse with you."

"Wait what the hell are these pictures?" KF asks, confused.

"They are Servants. They will fuse with your body, increasing your power. Now if I was an old vampire, I would use a dumb system like 'Include' or 'Install' but I am not."

"There are 4 stages. Stage one allows you to gain small benefits. Megan can break into minds easier, KF will gain a speed boost while running away, those types of things. Stage two gives you the ability to summon the armaments of the Servants. Things like their armor and weapons. Stage three gives you access to NP. It is an all-out attack that drains you, so be careful. The final stage gives you total control of the Servant for a short duration." He takes a deep breath. "Any questions?"

"How do we gain this power," Superboy asks.

"You eat the pictures." Superboy bites into it.

"What is a Servant?"

Az gives a terrifying smile to KF

"To answer that I need to talk about the Type-Moon lore."

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