Disclaimer: Don't own and never will.

AN: Another entry for the Harry Potter pick up lines challenge by Screaming Faeries. (As this challenge was set up in 2016. I'm not expecting them to notice.)

"Want to have a Triwizard tournament?"

Lavender and Parvati frowned as they looked at the tall, pale skinned man who had approached their table.

"Excuse me?" Parvati asked after a moment of stunned silence.

The man smirked.

"Well, not really 'Tri-wizard', I was thinking more one wizard and two witches."

"Are you serious?" Lavender asked with a slight frown.

"Well yeah. I mean, two hot girls like you...a guy like me...I don't think you'd be disappointed," he said with a cocky smirk. The two girls shared looks of disbelief with one another.

"And I saw you two kissing earlier and even with your scars," he gestured to Lavender, who winced. Parvati began to reach for her wand. "You're too pretty to be really lesbians, so I thought you might appreciate-"

He suddenly stopped talking as Parvati stood up and pointed a wand at his face.

"You have," she said through gritted teeth. "To the count of three to leave before I hex your nose off."

"You don't know what yo-"

"Stop talking or I'll hex your balls off," Lavender said, her wand pointing at the man's groin. He gulped and fled.

"Honestly, too pretty to be real lesbians," Parvati said with a snort. "What a twat."

Lavender turned Parvati's head and gave her a deep kiss.

"Never mind him," she said with a smile. "Let's just enjoy our date."

"Hmm...I might need a bit more distracting," Parvati said and Lavender grinned.

"I'm sure I can do that," she said, before kissing her again and again.