rIgHt tHEn hERe wE gO
Updates are few and far between, sorry. I'll try and get one out at least once a month, but transcripts (I have experience with these types of stories) are very, very tedious to write. So, you know the part where it says "Progress Towards Mob's Explosion?" That's abput where I'm going to stop it.
...Yeah. They're going to be shorter for the sake of convenience. To make it up to you, I'm putting in the S1 intro!
And it takes like two hours to transcript an entire episode.
Our timespan is after Season 1 but before Season 2. So that space between is where our characters find themselves.
I'll try to make their reactions as realistic as possible, but I most likely will slip up occasionally. Also, everyone is doing a little bit of crack (but just a little, I promise!)
I decided to write this because (A) I wanted to read one and (B) it's apparently a common search, so you guys want one too.
And yes, I know I could have chosen a more creative way to stick them all in one room, considering the whole "esper" thing, but I honestly just want to get right into it without massive exposition.
Please, enjoy. And review- I love getting reviews, especially if they're things I can fix up about a character's personality or my writing style. All constructive criticism is valued and taken into account. (We don't see much of Tsubomi-chan, so she's really hard to write!)
Also sometimes I misspell Reigen's name as Reigan. Sorry about that, it's a habit I'm trying to kick.
Without further ado, let's get into it!
The show is in bold
Thoughts are in italics
The only thing here that belongs to me is Kei. Everything else is property someone who is not me.
Mob Psycho 100 was created by ONE.
"Wake up."
Someone groaned.
" W a k e. U p."
"Five more minutessss..."
The woman- impatient- landed a kick on Reigen's side.
"OW!" He shouted, eyes snapping open. Mob sat up.
"Shishou?"
Reigen muttered an "I'm fine" before standing and adjusting his cheap suit. "Where are we?"
Ritsu rose with an aura of darkness, making the dark-haired woman standing at the center of the room jump slightly.
"What's going on?" He said, but it was less of a question and more of a statement.
The woman looked like she was having an internal panic attack when she said, "We're going to have to wait for everyone else to wake up."
Ritsu looked around and choked.
The entire school, teachers and all, lay passed out on the floor.
"What's going on?" Mob joined him.
The woman let out a piercing whistle. About half the school shot up, shouting random things or gibberish, which managed to wake the other half.
Through the uproar, the woman whistled again, shrill, a real New York taxicab whistle. As a grudging silence fell, she clapped her hands and grinned broadly. Stepping back, she said, "Hi! I'm Kei."
Before anyone could interrupt, she continued. "So! You are currently residing in a handy little place I call a 'pocket dimension.' Meaning, you are isolated from your world with no way of getting back."
Uproar. Screaming.
"BUT!" She shouts over the noise. This leads to an expecting quiet.
"I can send you back. After you're done."
"Done with what?" Reigen spoke up.
She grinned and he felt a chill go down his spine.
"Once you're done watching your show."
Kei plowed on. "So, a show was made from your lives- or, more accurately, the lives of one specific person among you.
"There are also some people here who are not from your school!" She gestured at Teru, who waved nervously, and Reigen, who nodded.
"So take a seat-" cushy couches, beanbags, and other comfy chairs materialized- "And enjoy."
Grinning, she added, "And I haven't blocked anyone's psychic powers, by the way. But try not to wreck anything or I will take them away. Temporarily, that is."
Stunned students took seats as a huge television unfolded from the wall. It looked like some high-tech movie theater.
"Did she say psychic powers?"
"Who knows?"
"How the fU-"
"Language!"
The teachers took charge, moving the students accordingly, friends next to friends. They took seats in the back.
"ALrIgHT hErE wE gO!"
The television switched on.
A barren landscape is shown. Pink bubble-looking things fly by.
"What are those?"
"Shh! This music is epic!"
The orbs converge into a flashing ball. The ball opens to reveal a dark figure, no more than a silhouette.
Mob tensed. Next to him, Ritsu frowned. So it's about Nii-san? Not surprising. His eyes flicked to Kei, watching with a small smile.
If she shows anything Nii-san is uncomfortable with, I'll end this.
Her eyes flashed to him as if she could read his thoughts.
Reigen, on Mob's other side, rested his head on his palm, a little nervous. That's stupid, he chastised himself. There's no way he doesn't know I'm not psychic by now, right?
Right?
It looks up, glowing white eyes flashing as lightning crackles down its face.
"Um what the FU-"
"Don't finish that sentence, Mr. Watanabe."
Mob felt a chill. Oh no.
Numbers flashed across the screen.
0
1
2
"That's concerning tHAT'S VERY CONCERNING-"
"Shh!"
Monsters came at the figure, glowing with a red aura. The figure turned its head, lightning flashing as the creature is blown to pieces. The earth erupts, a red wormlike monster bursting into the air.
Several people flinched, feeling a little concerned for the on-screen figure.
"This is one of our classmates, right? So this happened?"
"No," Kei responded. "It's an intro of sorts. Although there is a musical intro. Which, I should add, you will also see."
A few students wondered about that.
The red worm shot a ball of energy, which exploded, sending the figure flying. It lands on a floating piece of rock, a shield around it. The creature shoots again, but the figure is gone. The rock it had been on breaks.
Fast...
Energy washes over the land as trees are blown away.
16
17
18
The number tick up faster.
19
20
21
22
"Why do I get the feeling that that isn't good?"
It's not, Mob thought. Sweat beaded on his face. Reigen, noticing his discomfort, whispered, "It'll be fine."
He didn't know if it would be fine. But his student relaxed slightly. "Thank you, Shishou."
Ritsu glared at the con man, who met his stare evenly.
The earth is torn open, the solitary black figure floating in the destruction. Suddenly, a giant blue hognose snake closes its jaws over the figure.
"UM, WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON?"
"Done. I'm done. THIS IS INSANE!"
Is it Mob? I can't tell if those are psychic powers... Tsubomi thought.
The figure held the snake's jaws open, firm. In moments the creature is in pieces. The figure floats again, blank white eyes flashing, as it turns its head towards the figures once again surrounding it. Chunks of rock are suspended in the air around it. A long serpent slithers in.
They attack the figure, but it dodges effortlessly.
Several teachers felt uneasy. This was one of their students, right?
Who?
Sparks fly as the moon leers down at it.
"That's one creepy-ass moon!"
"Did you see the buttons? It was a school uniform!"
"Who...?" One student mutters.
They shift. Who was the psychic among them?
Mob felt more and more panicked, and a little sick. Ritsu put a hand on his arm. "Don't worry," he said, voice quiet. "I'll be here."
"And me," said Reigen, taking Mob's other arm.
He gave them both a soft, small smile before turning back to the screen.
The figure is seized, but the monster holding it explodes, sending the figure tumbling through the air, debris going with it. It slammed into a large, flat rock, cracking it and sending it flipping through the air a few times.
A large, blue creature comes at it, but a dark hand reaches out and destroys it.
"Whoa."
"That was creepy."
Something slams into the rock, shattering it. One of the creatures has the figure in its tentacles and raises it up to its mouth.
A bubble appears around the figure as it blows off the tentacles.
The figure's head rolls and numbers shoot up rapidly.
65
"OH SHI-"
"That's a lot more then last time-"
"How did it increase that much?"
66
67
68
69
"Nice," someone whispers.
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
"Jesus, how high is it going to climb?"
79
80
81
The thing starts to look up.
82
83
84
"It's still climbing?"
"Why do I have a bad feeling about it reaching what ever number it needs to?"
Reigen gripped Mob's arm harder. He leaned toward Reigen slightly.
Ritsu felt a pang of jealousy but pushed it away.
The figure had fully looked up.
88
89
90
"IT'S GONNA HAPPEN," one student yelled, not really knowing what 'it' was.
"God, my asscheeks are going to be glued together if this keeps up."
One of the teachers snorted but hurriedly covered her mouth.
92
93
94
95
96
Its mouth opens, eyes glowing red with white pupils. A ball of energy explodes around it.
Its mouth is open in what seems like a silent scream.
99
100
A loud ringing sound plays as the figure hits 100%.
"Oh my-"
Mob took a deep breath, shaking slightly.
A ball of white washes over the screen as an explosion rings, wiping out everything. The screen fades to white.
Words flash on the screen.
Mob Psycho 100