It was a beautiful day in Axel, as usual, Aqua was at the guild getting drunk as fuck, Darkness was training, trying to hit a target, albeit failing, but she stayed persistent, and at around noon, Kazuma and Megumin left the mansion to go on an explosion walk, singing "Bakaretsu, bakaretsu, la, la, la."
As they were skipping through town, they overheard a kid say, "Hey Mommy, what are they doing?
The childs' mom glanced over and said, "Ahh young love, such a beautiful thing,"
Kazuma immediately shouted, "OI LISTEN HERE YOU PIECE OF SH-," but was immediately interrupted by Megumin grabbing his hand.
She said jokingly, " Yes, young love," and interlaced her fingers with his.
The thoughts running through Kazuma's head were along the lines of, "Can't I get arrested for this" and "Why are her hands so soft."
They continued holding hands until they got to the field, where Megumin started chanting.
"Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark, I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson. The time of awakening cometh.Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary, appear now as intangible distortions! I desire for my torrent of power a destructive force: a destructive force without equal! Return all creation to cinders,and come from the abyss! Explosion!
A fireball large enough to engulf Tokyo Tower burst into existence with a resounding "BOOM!" The heat wave produced by it immediately made Kazuma start sweating. The shockwave was powerful enough to knock over a few trees in the distance, and Kazuma swore he saw a few massive toads fly into the air, never to be seen again.
Kazuma looked down at a collapsed Megumin and she asked, "Kazuma, how was that explosion?"
He replied with, "105 points, great explosion," and gave her a thumbs up.
He bent down, slipped an arm underneath her legs and slipped his other arm underneath her back and picked her up bridal style, which immediately made her face turn red.
The blushing Megumin asked why he was carrying her like that and he replied with, "My back has been killing me lately."
He asked, "What did you mean by, 'Yes, young love?'"
Her face turned even redder and she replied,"I was joking, if you can't see that, you really are a dumbass!"
A lecherous expression appeared on Kazumas face and he said,"Oh calling me a dumbass now, I could let you down in the middle of the street once we are in town and unleash steal on you. In front of everyone. Would you like that? Thought so, now be a good girl."
Once they arrived back on the mansion, Kazuma put Megumin on her bed and he went to go take a nap.