A/N: This is based off or I should say a parody of a Victorious episode titled Stage Fighting. It was just in my head randomly. So, of course, characters will be act out of character but I think that's what makes it interesting.
In case you forgot Ryo Inui also known as Hounddog is the Lifestyle guidance counselor at U.A. It's implied he's skilled in helping youths deal with their problems. Well according to wiki.
"Guidance"
Izuku is frustrated. He was called down to the guidance office during the lunch break.
He opens the door and lets himself in and he sees Inui turning around in his chair.
"Oh, Hey, Izuku," Inui said in a friendly calm tone.
'Well that's a good sign, he's not mad.' Izuku thought, relived.
"Have a seat." Inui said, gesturing at the couch.
Izuku snaps out it and walks around to take a seat at the big comfy couch in front of Inui.
"You look a little worried."
"Yeah, well, it's not fun getting called into the guidance counselor's office," Izuku replied irritated.
Inui chuckled.
"You're not in trouble," Inui said while playing with a bone plushie in his hand.
"I'm here to help you with your violence issues."
Izuku is shocked and enraged.
"I'm not violent!" Izuku stammered.
"I believe you."
Izuku rolled his eyes and turned to the other person in the room.
"Then why is he here?" Izuku demanded.
Inui turned around in his chair to face the elephant in the room. Aizawa is there standing and observing the situation as back-up in case things go out of hand with Izuku.
"Izuku, I know Katsuki is probably not your favorite person." Inui continued.
"So?" Izuku snapped.
"So, in life, just because we don't like someone that doesn't mean it's okay to beat them with your fists"
"I didn't do it!" Izuku shouted accidentally activating his quirk.
Aizawa almost apprehended Izuku with his scarf after deactivating Izuku's quirk with his eyes.
"Ooh, relax, Aizawa." Izuku barked.
Inui motioned his head to tell Aizawa to relax.
"I didn't punch Kacchan."
"Then how do you explain his black eye?" Inui inquired.
"Uh. I don't know" Izuku stuttered.
He reaches down to grab his backpack.
Aizawa rushes to use his scarf again in case Izuku tried something funny.
"I'm just getting some water." Izuku grunted.
Aizawa relaxes his scarf as Izuku opened up a bottle of water.
"Listen, you were under a lot of stress and you were worried Katsuki was gonna hit you, right?" Inui suggested.
Izuku almost choked on his water.
"Well, yeah."
"So you were afraid," Inui said nonchalantly.
"Your adrenaline was pumping and maybe in the heat of the moment, you swung on Katsuki with your fist for real."
Izuku looked down at his hands resting on his legs contemplating past events.
"Maybe," Aizawa remarked.
Both Izuku and Inui turned to Aizawa looking at him like he grew another head.
Aizawa, embarrassed, looks off to the side.
"I guess it's possible," Izuku suggested.
"Ah-Ha!" shouted Aizawa.
"Shota!" Inui scolds, swinging around his chair to face Aizawa.
Aizawa feeling awkward again tries to regain his cool.
"Now, don't you feel better admitting that you hit Katsuki?" Inui asked Izuku.
"If I said, yes, can I go?" Izuku replied annoyed.
"Sure"
"Okay, fine, then yes."
"Wait! Aren't you gonna punish him?" Aizawa questioned.
"Aizawa!" Izuku vented, getting much much closer.
"Don't hit him!" Inui yelled getting out of his seat trying to get in between them.
Izuku dropped his jaw.
"I wasn't gonna," Izuku insisted.
He sighed.
"Can you just tell me my punishment?" Izuku begged impatiently.
"Two weeks of detention," Inui answered.
"Ooh..." Izuku whined.
"And-"
"And?!"
"On Friday night, a middle school's doing a play in our black box theatre. It ends with a big food fight scene."
"So?" Izuku gulped.
"So, you will have to clean the theatre after the show. You know scrape the food off the walls."
Aizawa shrugged after hearing this. "I'd have said three weeks detention," Aizawa added.
"Aizawa!" Izuku fumed, closing their distance.
"I'll do it!" Aizawa threatened, waving his binding scarf.
"I'll do it!" Izuku sneered, returning the threat.