"Why am I doing this again? This is an American holiday remember. We technically don't celebrate it."

"Because, Izu-kun, you and I both know that Eri will enjoy this," replied the purple-haired girl as she finished up with the green-haired boy's bowtie. She then had a slightly sadistic grin appear on her face. "Plus, it will really get under that zealot's skin."

"I really wish you would stop trying to antagonize Shiozaki-san," said Izuku with a sigh.

"She called rock n' roll "the devil's music", so she brought this upon herself," stated Kyouka with a pout. She then looked her man over.

Izuku was currently wearing a white button long-sleeved shirt, a mint green vest, a mint green bowtie, a pair of white slacks, a pair of mint green gloves, his usual red shoes, and atop of his head was a pair of mint green bunny ears.

"S-So how do I look?" asked Izuku with a nervous smile.

"Cute," replied Kyouka with a smirk, causing her man to blush. She stood up on her tippy toes to place a kiss on his cheek. "Eri's going to love it."

"I think she'll like her gift a lot more than my costume."

"Oh, shush. You know how much the little one adores her Papa."

"Just as much as she loves her Mama."

Kyouka could only giggle as a blush adorned her face. She reached up to give Izuku another kiss before heading towards the fridge to retrieve Eri's gift. Handing the gift to Izuku, the shy couple went out to find their daughter.

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Eri blinked in confusion as the strange green-haired lady talked, as she had no idea what the lady was talking about.

"And it was on this day that our Lord, Jesus Christ, resurrected from the dead to save us from all of the sinners," explained Shiozaki. "Now do you have any questions, child?"

"Who is Jeez Us?" asked Eri, looking up at the plant girl with wide red eyes.

"…I see that I must save you from the corruption that she has bestowed upon you, child," replied Shiozaki with a narrowed look.

Off to the side stood Kaminari, worried about what was to come. If Kyouka found out about this, he was a dead man. She and Izuku trusted him to watch over Eri for a little bit and make sure nothing happened to the kid. Granted, he was the only one available, meaning they had no choice, but still! Now he was going to die by Kyouka's hands just because his girlfriend wanted to come over and spend the day with him.

"What the hell is going on here?!"

And it seemed that death would come early for the electric boy. He looked over towards the entrance to find Izuku and Kyouka, with Izuku giving a worried look and Kyouka glaring hatefully at Ibara, who glared right back.

"Mama! Papa!" exclaimed Eri with a smile as she made her way over to her parents.

The rocker girl's glare softened into a smile as she looked down at the child. "Hey, sweetie. Did you behave yourself and NOT listen to anything Jamming Yay and the Zealot told you?"

Kaminari hung his head in shame while Ibara's eye twitched in annoyance.

"The strange lady was talking about someone named Jeez Us," stated the little one, looking confused. "Who is Jeez Us?"

"Never mind that," replied Kyouka. "We have a surprise for you, Eri~"

Red eyes widened before turning to her Papa, at which she giggled. "Papa looks like a bunny!"

Izuku let out a chuckle. "Yes I do and I come to give a tasty treat to good little girls on this Easter Sunday. Happy Easter, Eri-chan."

Handing over the basket, Izuku and Kyouka watched in endearment as Eri accepted her gift. The child's eyes widened once more as she saw what was in the basket.

"Bunny apples!"

Indeed. The basket was filled with slices of apples cut to look like rabbits. Eri looked up at her parents with a smile, holding up her arms wanting to be picked up. Izuku was more than happy to oblige as he lifted his daughter off the floor.

"I take it that you like your gift, Eri-chan?" asked Izuku, already knowing the answer.

The shy couple laughed when Eri nodded in excitement. "Yes! Thank you, Papa! Thank you, Mama!"

"You're welcome, sweetie," replied Kyouka, as she and Izuku each placed a kiss on Eri's cheeks, earning some giggles from the child. "Now why don't you and Papa head upstairs and I'll be up in a bit? I just need to talk with Jamming Yay for a minute."

"Okay, Mama!" chirped Eri, while Izuku gave Kyouka a worried look. Not wanting to argue, Izuku quickly took Eri towards the elevators as the little one started munching on a bunny apple.

Once Izuku and Eri were out of hearing range, Kaminari spoke up.

"L-Look, Jirou…"

The electric boy couldn't talk any further when he suddenly had an earphone jack pointed directly at his face. Ibara wasn't faring any better as she too was staring down an earphone jack. The two wide-eyed teens moved their gazes towards Kyouka herself, who had a look on her face that could only be described as "mama bear ready to strike".

"I'm only going to say this once. Try filling my daughter's head with that crap again and you're BOTH losing an eye! Do I make myself clear?"

"C-Crystal, J-Jirou!" said Kaminari, scared for his life. Ibara nodded in agreement.

"Good," replied the fierce rocker as she turned to follow after her family.

As she made her way down the hall, her enhanced hearing caught the words that Ibara spoke.

"She truly is the Devil!"

Kyouka gained a slight grin. The Devil? No.

She was just a mother protecting her child from bad influences.

FIN

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Normally I don't write Easter stories (considering the stuff I do write contain characters that don't celebrate the holiday to begin with), but this idea just came to me and it was too cute to pass up.