Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson or Naruto because they are owned by Rick Riordan and Masashi Kishimoto respectively.

Look, I didn't want to be a Half-Blood

If you're reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: close this book right now. Believe whatever lie your mom or dad told you about your birth, and try to lead a normal life.

Being a Half-Blood is dangerous. It's scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in many painful, nasty ways.

Now, my story is weird, weirder than other Demigods' stories.

Because I have the Eyes of a God.

My name is Percy Jackson

I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate New York.

Am I a troubled kid?

That's not even half of it.

I would get in trouble for a lot of things, and most of the time, it wasn't my fault. Like the time in 5th grade where we went to the aquarium and I pulled the lever which caused us to go swimming with the fishes, or the year before that where I accidentally blew up our school bus with a cannon from the Civil War.

But, right now, that doesn't matter.

What matters is that I, along with my best friend, Grover Underwood, am going on yet another field trip and this time, I'm not going to do anything wrong today.

The reason I am determined not to do wrong today is because of one thing:

Mr. Brunner.

Mr. Brunner is our Latin Teacher, and he is also the most understanding teacher at Yancy, and he is also my favorite teacher

But, right now, my patience is already wearing thin, and we haven't even got to the museum.

And the cause of this is the local bitch, Nancy Bobofit.

Nancy is the worst student at Yancy, but she never gets in trouble for anything because of her mother, who is the SuperIntendent at Yancy and believes her daughter wouldn't do anything wrong. Right now we are on the bus to the museum, and Nancy is throwing pieces of her sandwich, Peanut Butter and Mayo, into Grover's hair.

"I am going to kill her," I say as I stand up to punch her in the face.

Grover grabs hold of my shoulder and pushes me down into my seat and says, "It's alright man, I like Peanut Butter"

"With Mayo," I ask incredulously.

"Eh, good point, but still don't hit her, you are already on probation," says Grover

"Fine" I grumble unhappily.

After a while, we get to the museum and we walk around the Greek exhibit, looking at the old Greek ships and Chariots, Roman Spears and Shields, an old Greek Stele or a Grave Marker. After a while, they came upon a painting depicting the overthrow of the Titans. Nancy and her gaggle of followers were laughing at a statue of a naked man, and Percy, having enough of this, said, "Will you SHUT UP." and it came out louder than he meant to.

"Mr. Jackson, do you have a comment?" Mr. Brunner inquired

"No Sir," I said, embarrassed

"Well then, do you think you could explain this picture for me then?" Mr. Brunner asked.

"This picture shows Khronos eating his kids, right?" said Percy

"Yes, and he did this because….." Mr. Brunner inquired, trailing off at the end

"Khronos ate them because he heard a prophecy that they would take his rule and rule themselves so he ate them. Rhea took Zeus and gave Kronos a rock dressed in baby clothes instead. Rhea gave him a mix of mustard and wine so he barfed up his children. Since they were Immortal gods they were growing inside his stomach. There was a war. The gods won." Percy exclaimed, surprised that he remembered that

'How the hell did I remember that' Percy thought, surprised.

"That would be you using your Sharingan," said a voice behind him,

As I turned around, I saw everything freeze. When I fully turned around, I saw a person, he was wearing a dark purple robe, parted down the middle from his navel down, wearing a white mask with ripples and three tomoe on the inside ring. The only thing Percy could see of his face was his eye, the one on his left was a blood-red with black tomoe on it, and the right eye was purple with rings in it (Think Fourth Great Ninja war Obito with his mask).

"W-who the hell are you" Percy stuttered.

"I am your Ancestor, Obito Uchiha." The Masked man, now named Obito, explained

"I don't know who the hell you think you are, but I know you aren't my ancestor, my last name is Jackson, not Uchiha," Percy exclaimed angrily, and after saying his piece, rushed Obito and tried to punch him in the face. Keyword: tried. As his fist was going to connect with The mask, A spiral appeared in front of him and Percy's fist passed right through it.

"Such mundane things as a sloppy punch won't work against me," Obito says in a condescending tone.

"If you're my ancestor, prove it," Percy says, still dazed from passing through a human body.

"You are Perseus Achilles Jackson, Son of Sally Marie Jackson and grandson to Edward Bob Jackson and Marie Inzuna Jackson, you have been repeatedly kicked out of schools and once blew up a school bus and nearly drowned several people-" Obito said, before Percy interrupted him "alright, alright. I get it, but how are you here,"

"Well to clarify, here, is your mind, or your consciousness. We are talking but no time passes. How I am just suddenly here, well the only guess I have is because your Sharingan is very similar to mine." explained Obito.

"Hold on, what's a Sharingan," Percy asked, very confused

"Ah yes, you wouldn't know, so allow me to explain," said Obito, "The Sharingan" Obito points to his left eye "is the dōjutsu Kekkei Genkai of the Uchiha clan that appears selectively among its members. It is regarded as one of the Three Great Dōjutsu, the others being the Byakugan, Something you will be unable to get, and the Rinnegan," Obito points to his right eye "with the Sharingan, it gives you the ability to have a photographic memory of anything you see while it is active, it allows you to put an illusion on anyone and they will not be able to notice, Then, there are the individual abilities of the Sharingan, these vary from people to people. I, for example, can make myself intangible for a set amount of time," Obito explained.

"Now," Obito said sharply, shocking Percy out of his trance from the sudden influx of knowledge. "The reason I am here is that I am going to train you in the ways of the ninja and the Uchiha."

"But what if I don't want to," Percy said, angry that this stranger, Ancestor or no, was telling him what to do

"You don't have a choice," Obito said, "I shall see you when you fall asleep tonight, and be ready, these next months are going to be hell," Obito said, then disappeared.

-End Chapter - End Chapter - End -

Author Note/Ace

Hello, This is my first Fanfiction and I am really excited to see how this goes.

I want to give a round of applause to my beta: rainbowvinyyl, who will be this under that name on Wattpad if you want to see it there.

No flames, this took a while to make