I DON'T OWN FAMILY GUY

It started on one of Peter and Lois's alcohol-fueled rants at one of the family

Members Stewie was too young meg was at work and Chris was well getting

Acquainted with himself to be discreet so Brian was the lucky winner of tonight's

Dysfunctional game of mean spirited hatred. "Damn it Brian without you mooching

Off of this family we could have been something we could have been rich we could have

Been great but no we out of the kindness of our hearts brought you into our home and

You don't do a damn thing to show your appreciation all you do is sit on that couch and

Drink smoke pot and complain about the world while my husband works his ass off to

Support this family and I take care of the kids you what do you do you big loser if you

Don't start shaping up soon your gonna be back on the street right where you started

From huh you like that" after four hours of listening to the same fight Brian finally finding

A space to stand up for himself instead of just ignoring her as anyone else would writing

Her off as a boozed up housewife whose full of rage and dissatisfaction at her life whose

Just taking it out on the only person she could at the moment or even better do what meg

Or Stewie did and work hard to prove her wrong so that later when success that they had

Rightfully earned had shown up in droves they could be content with there lives truly proving

That success is the best revenge in there experience. But no alas Brian did neither of those things

And instead rose to take the bait and stood up and yelled at Lois the she demon of quahog herself

And Peter who was just standing by her side and laughing and swaying plastered and most likely high

On something not even legal in the US "ok you know what screw both of you I am going to make a name

For myself and you two will see how great I am you'll see you'll all see" he declared dramatically as his

Narcissistic personally insured he always did whenever he felt even remotely slighted and wronged

As he dashed out of the room up to stewies to put a plan he had been brewing for a long while into

Action.

AUTHORS NOTE hey everyone this is what I imagine would happen if Brian ever went rouge to

Stewie and used his genius to one up people because come on you know he would he's done it

Before just not in such a personal matter before spoilers he's taking his time machine

And other inventions and using them to make him a success to one up other losers like

Himself oh boy this is gonna be fun if anyone wants me to continue please review thanks