Now were doing the newest and one of my favorite's in Apex Legends: Loba Andrade. I hope those who like the game and the Lore can appreciate this. Be sure to Fav and review.
With style: Somewhat like her finisher she pulls herself into the air with her staff before twirling in the air. She lands on the ground in a crouched state with one leg spread out before talking. When she talks again her staff collapse to a cane, she stands up and twirls it around before resting on her shoulder.
Out shopping: Her Black-Market Boutique is active as she pulls out a R-301 carbine assault rifle before talking. When she talks again Loba cocks the rifle while giving off a devious smirk.
A girl's best friend: Loba does the coin roll only it is a small gem (like the gem gun charms in season 5 can be diamond, ruby, howlite, etc.) before talking. When she uses sleight of hand to make it disappear
Dropping in: The teleportation bracelet drops in before Loba instantly translocate onto the venue and grabs her bracelet in mid-air before talking. When she talks again she places the bracelet back on her wrist.
Vs. Sindel
Sindel: Those jewels you stole are royal edenian property
Loba: I just can't resist shiny things
Sindel: I will have them and your blood
Loba: Mothers are supposed to cherish their daughters
Sindel: Kitana was an even bigger disappointment than her father
Loba: Why are all the good mom's dead and the evil ones still kicking
Sindel: You're no different from the Kollector
Loba: he's a greedy parasite while I have class and standards
Sindel: and yet you'll die just the same
Loba: Shao Khan's main spueeze
Sindel: I am empress of outworld!
Loba: and yet you both have a harem of concubines?
VS. Jacqui briggs
Jacqui: this isn't a game Loba
Loba: life can be game for those who know how to play
Jacqui: (sigh) why are you even trying Jacqueline
Loba: your father was killed but brought back?
Jacqui: yeah but he wasn't the same as he was before
Loba: then perhaps it's my Papai remain dead
Jacqui: you make Cass look like patron saint
Loba: I should be her new BFF
Jacqui: like hell you will
Loba: how do like your wedding present?
Jacqui: it's great, but how did you get it?
Loba: oh, I have my ways
Vs. Noob Saibot
Noob Saibot: the shadows can't protect you
Loba: they are a thief's ally
Noob Saibot: but I was born in them
Loba: Jacqui says you have both our moms
Noob saibot: both Vera and Alanza's souls are mine for eternity
Loba: more like three seconds
Noob saibot: I remind you of someone
Loba: a certain… demonio
Noob Saibot: sounds like a future ally
Loba: and I thought demonio's voice was irritating
Noob saibot: let it be the last thing you hear
Loba: no way jose
Vs. Kung lao
Kung lao: you come up against the great Kung Lao
Loba: I'm sorry who?
Kung lao: a fatal mistake
Loba: sound like Kung Jin can learn a few things from me
Kung Lao: he will never return to his old ways
Loba: that's what they all say
Kung Lao: you were self-taught?
Loba: better that than learn from a drunk gasbag
Kung Lao: I'll be sure to tell Bo'Rai'Cho what you said
Loba: you should consider the lone wolf schtick
Kung Lao: no thank you I'm good
Loba: then enjoy being Liu Kang's pet sidekick
Vs. Kabal
Kabal: so how about joining me for dinner
Loba: (Laughs out loud)…
Kabal: ouch
Loba: Spawn isn't the only one who can teleport
Kabal: oh, great they're multiplying
Loba: aahhh, don't be all gwumpy
Kabal: help me overthrow Kano and be my second
Loba: No thank you. Goodbye
Kabal: sorry sweetie; I can't let Kano find out
Loba: those hookswords can deflect bullets?
Kabal: yeah
Loba: what about energy shots from a Havoc rifle
Vs. Kotal Khan
Kotal Khan: you thieves are all the same
Loba: let's talk Kotal
Kotal khan: not to silver-tongued devils
Loba: execution for petty theft?!
Kotal Khan: even the lowest of crimes must be harshly castigated
Loba: so glad the Frontier is not under IMC control
Kotal Khan: your realm settles matters by blood sport
Loba: The Apex Games are where Legends are made
Kotal Khan: tell me more
Loba: here kitty kitty
Kotal Khan: we already have one jokester
Loba: unlike Johnny I bring more spice to the affair
Vs. Frost
Frost: I can use another sister in my Cyber Lin kuei
Loba: sorry I'm an independent
Frost: wrong answer lady
Loba: another man turned machine like "HIM"
Frost: I'll finish what Revenant started at Olympus
Loba: you'll be joining him along with Skull Town
Frost: Once cyberized you be perfect
Loba: I'd rather die than end up like "HIM"
Frost: so be it
Loba: you really need to chill
Frost: I swear Loba one more ice pun and-
Loba: hey I'm just trying to be "ice" here
Vs. Johnny Cage
Johnny: hola Loba
Loba: please johnny this wolf would eat you alive
Johnny: of course, I'm so delicious
Loba: Is Cassie seeing anyone?
Johnny: like she'd want to date you
Loba: a wolf always catches her prey
Johnny: (Wolf whistle)
Loba: should I be flattered or insulted
Johnny: whatever flows your boat senorita
Loba: your tastes are atrocious
Johnny: like you don't have golden luxury chopper on you roof
Loba: no… I don't
Vs. Kollector
Kollector: we both stole to improve our station
Loba: difference is I stole from those who deserved it like you
Kollector: you're not taking my gold
Loba: but these jewels are so pretty
Kollector: return the Edenian Tribute at once
Loba: you will just keep them for yourself
Kollector: you will pay back what you stole from Shao Khan
Loba: and how's that?
Kollector: your organs will fetch a tidy profit
Loba: don't naknadans have tact?
Kollector: we have techniques to cut you in six wats
Loba: proving my point
Vs. Jade
Jade: I hope you're behaving accordingly while in outworld
Loba: hypothetically speaking what would yo do if I wasn't
Jade: you do not want to know
Loba: remove the body paint and Kotal is quite the looker
Jade: he would have nothing to do with a thief
Loba: so says the assassin
Jade: my staff is made of pure energy
Loba: but can it summon a Kraber sniper rifle in less than five seconds
Jade: this isn't a contest Loba Andrade
Loba: nice outfit you got on
Jade: this is an official edenian attire
Loba: yeah it makes a lot of older men "stand" at attention
Vs. Baraka
Baraka: you truly are fine grade
Loba: class?
Baraka: no… meat!
Loba: you and Wraith would make quite the pair
Baraka: I do not consort with ghoulish spirits
Loba: she's human pendejo
Baraka: Your apex games can use a tarkatan
Loba: you're tough, but you're no Apex Predator
Baraka: my blades will prove you wrong
Loba: is there something you require me to steal?
Baraka: Shang Tsung's research into Tarkatan/edenian biology
Loba: planning to bring back a certain ravenous outworld Khan
Vs. Raiden
Raiden: Set not one foot into the sky temple or the Shaolin Monastery
Loba: I was paid to steal some Jinsei and that's what I'm getting
Raiden: not while my thunder roars
Loba: why do you want to help me?
Raiden: because not all thieves are irredeemable
Loba: this wolf isn't changing her colors
Raiden: it's never too late to change your ways Loba Andrade
Loba: Being a thief is in my blood
Raiden: Then you are doomed share your parent's fate
Loba: I'd be happy to part with Shinnok's Ammulet… for a price
Raiden: I do not bargain with money
Loba: guess it's going with the rest of my lovely jewelry
Vs. Kano
Kano: you stole my one of my spare eyes
Loba: hey I'm just paid to steal not to question
Kano: not even when you're melted like a tinny
Loba: the crook from down under
Kano: normally I'd be pissed off, but now I have a stiffy from that
Loba: EEWWW!
Kano: oh, don't get your taco knickers in a twist
Loba: is that you being sexist or racist?
Kano: whichever ticks you off more
Loba: The Black Dragon wouldn't last two minutes against the Mercenary Syndicate
Kano: maybe not but they could use a group like us
Loba: even they have standards
Vs. Liu Kang
Liu kang: join the shaolin and redeem yourself
Loba: Sorry but I'm looking for revenge… and maybe a bit of treasure too
Liu kang: at the cost of your soul?
Loba: Kitana's a lucky gal
Liu Kang: how so?
Loba: power, wealth, and a really cute man to boot.
Liu Kang: your greed and will one day be your undoing
Loba: if I want lecture on ethics I'd be listening to Bloodhunter
Liu Kang: sounds like some legends are wiser than others
Loba: I'm just gonna take some for the road
Liu kang: the Dragon Grotto's Jinsei is off limits!
Loba: (sigh) you try to be reasonable
Vs. Erron Black
Erron: have this job that can use your skillset
Loba: aahhh aren't you sweet
Erron: Well that just dills my pickle.
Loba: you're just as bad a heartbreaker as me
Erron: skarlet and Nitara were nothing but phases
Loba: and you're about to be a distant memory
Erron: where do you hail from chica
Loba: The Frontier worlds
Erron: A space thief? Well, slap my head and call me silly!
Loba: You and Octane would be like two peas in a pod
Erron: hah! That squirrel's Faster than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking competition
Loba: I've actually seen him do that before
Vs. Nightwolf
Nightwolf: Lay not one hand on the Matoka's relics
Loba: they're not worth anything anyway
Nightwolf: you will regret those words
Loba: heard you were quite the crook in the past
Nightwolf: A past I have made peace with
Loba: Really… I haven't
Nightwolf: Like scorpion, vengeance will not give you reconciliation
Loba: Revenant must die no matter what
Nightwolf: you're just digging his and your own grave
Loba: We both can't stand Kano
Nightwolf: that is where our interests ends
Loba: so much for making small talk
Vs. Shao Khan
Shao Khan: my newest concubine
Loba: (scoffs) as if
Shao Khan: you dare reject me dog!
Loba: Sindel has terrible taste in men
Shao Khan: together we will conquer the Frontier
Loba: (laughs) you couldn't even handle a simple sorcerer
Shao Khan: Revenant sounds like worthy follower
Loba: no way he'd follow a skinsuit
Shao Khan: I can be very persuasive
Loba: I thank you for your generous donation
Shao Khan: that's my tribute woman!
Loba: your kollector was weak as sauce
Vs. Spawn
Spawn: these simulcrons are more dangerous than Overtkill
Loba: so, you'll help me
Spawn: Revenant's days are numbered
Loba: got the files you wanted on Jason Wynn
Spawn: good hand them over now
Loba: nuh uh uh. Let's talk price
Spawn: Hammond Robotics and the Syndicate must be purged
Loba: they have their uses, Al
Spawn: get in my way and you'll join them
Loba: So, how's the L-Star?
Spawn: must say energy weapons are and improvement
Loba: Don't I know what's best or what
Vs. Shang Tsung
Shang tsung: I need you to steal something for me
Loba: sorry but I know better than trust you
Shang tsung: then serve me in death
Loba: you can resurrect my parents?
Shang tsung: like I did with sindel… for a price
Loba: nice try snake
Shang tsung: materialism is nothing to me
Loba: sure, and stealing souls is so much better
Shang tsung: it is where true power lies
Loba: the outworld pervert
Shang tsung: my shapeshifting is for strategic purposes only
Loba: I've seen you turn to Sonya more than once
Vs. Jax
Jax: as a father I don't think Marcos would agree with this
Loba: me becoming a thief
Jax: chasing after an unstoppable killing machine
Loba: You're proof that I can have my father back
Jax: trust me he's better off dead
Loba: I'm not gonna turn him into a zombie
Jax: You're a bad influence on Jacqui and Cassie
Loba: not my fault they find me so fabulous
Jax: not if I have anything to say about it
Loba: I really like Takeda Takahashi
Jax: you can have him you want
Loba: (laughs) nice try papa bear he's staying with Jacqui
Vs. Joker
Joker: there's more than one way to skin a wolf
Loba: really?
Joker: well then next time change your name to Gato
Loba: something tells me you've met someone like me before
Joker: a cat burglar who has thing for Batsy
Loba: sounds like a partner in crime
Joker: I've never thought see another in this world
Loba: another who?
Joker: Another person who had "A really bad day"
Loba: Revenant would sooner skin you alive than laugh
Joker: well I have skin my own face off
Loba: I think I'm gonna hurl
Vs. Cassie Cage
Cassie: you think you can take me on?
Loba: oh I can definitely take you anytime, anywhere(wink)
Cassie: whoa this is new
Loba: in my realm we have our own johnny cage
Cassie: really who is he
Loba: Mirage, and trust me your dad is cognac compared to him
Cassie: are those next season's Charlie roos?
Loba: I'm not me without the latest in fashion
Cassie: we're gonna be good friends you and me
Loba: you gonna trap this wolf in your cage?
Cassie: (laughs) really Loba?
Loba: what can I say I really like you Cassie
Vs. Terminator
Terminator: describe this Revenant
Loba: why so you can learn how to make more like him
Terminator: correct
Loba: alguna máquina de matar avanzada eres
Terminator: Correcto soy un terminador T-800
Loba: Holy shit you're bilingual!
Terminator: Skynet will know how to make Simulcrons
Loba: Yeah like Hammond Robotics will ever tell you
Terminator: I will make them
Loba: sorry I had enough cyborgs to last me a century
Terminator: you have only encountered me and Revenant
Loba: exactamente
Vs. Sub-zero
Sub-zero: turn away from the path of thief
Loba: or what I'll doom my soul
Sub-zero: exactly how it happened to my brother
Loba: Looky what I have, The Cyber lin kuei assembly plans
Sub-zero: you shall relinquish those Loba
Loba: make me an offer
Sub-zero: you want to join the lin kuei?
Loba: you are a clan of thieves
Sub-zero: not anymore, now we protect earthrealm
Loba: like you Crypto lost a sibling
Sub-zero: whoever's responsible I hope they pay dearly
Loba: sooner or later we always catch our prey
Vs. Skarlet:
Skarlet: I bet your blood is like fine wine
Loba: too bad you won't be getting any
Skarlet: we shall see about that you spoiled princess
Loba: I know someone's blood you should try
Skarlet: Who is that?
Loba: Caustic. His is to die for
Skarlet: I hear octane's blood is special
Loba: that's because half of it is full of those stimulants, he used
Skarlet: how invigorating
Loba: I'm a thief not an assassin
Skarlet: yet your beauty is matched only by your lethality
Loba: only for the day when I can finally end "HIM"
Vs. Kitana
Kitana: why would I want your help
Loba: because I can steal what your enemies desperately need
Kitana: a tempting, but dangerous proposal
Loba: I like your style Kitana Khan
Kitana: why the compliment thief?
Loba: to show there's no hard feelings for when I beat you
Kitana: your lucky to have a family after your parents died
Loba: my adoptive family meant well, but I'm a thief like my parents
Kitana: I envy your conviction
Loba: When Edenia's unmerged, I'll bet there will be lots of open real estate
Kitana: why do you ask Loba?
Loba: your realm sounds like a place for a high class thief to settle in
Vs. Esdeath
Esdeath: I devour thieves like you for breakfast
Loba: this wolf isn't going down without a fight
Esdeath: excellent
Loba: sorry bruja, but you're not scary
Esdeath: I am the Empire's strongest being
Loba: so when that niñita, Akame killed you that was strength?
Esdeath: Reveal Tatsumi's location
Loba: what's the magic word-
Esdeath: NOW!
Loba: unlike you I loved my father
Esdeath: He died because Revenant was superior to him in every way
Loba: time to die ice puta
Vs. Scorpion
Scorpion: just like quan chi; Revenant will die a gruesome death
Loba: Thank Senor Hasashi
Scorpion: I see much of me in you
Loba: What were their names?
Scorpion: Harumi and Satoshi… yours
Loba: Marcos and Alanza
Scorpion: I must ask that stop your quest for the Broken Ghost
Loba: why is that?
Scorpion: it will come at a price too high for even you to pay
Loba: thanks for the invitation, but I don't do ninja garbs
Scorpion: Vanity is a weakness child
Loba: where I come from it's a quality next to avarice and grandeur
Vs. Garrosh Hellscream
Garrosh: more human scum
Loba: says the orc who nukes islands
Garrosh: I'll silence that tongue
Loba: the legacy of a thief
Garrosh: against the legacy of a warrior
Loba: let's see whose will be remembered for all time
Garrosh: your name means wolf
Loba: close to it but yeah
Garrosh: let's see if you have a Dire wolf's ferocity
Loba: Warsong, Bleeding Hollow, Shattered Hand, BlackRock. So many clans
Garrosh: The Iron Horde is a force that will the Horde and Alliance alike.
Loba: Sounds like there's a profit to be made
Vs. Sonya Blade
Sonya: you are under arrest
Loba: under what crime did I commit against the military?
Sonya: theft of Drone technology of course
Loba: I know that you Blade women's' lower neck and back are sensitive
Sonya: how the hell do you know that?!
Loba: Me and cassie. Alone. And a whole lot of tequila.
Sonya: Sergeant Williams warned me about you
Loba: And how do you know our good ol' Bangalore
Sonya: we're both hardcore soldiers who don't like criminals
Loba: You let Kung Jin join your little group, but give me flak
Sonya: Jin turned away from being a thief; you do it for shits and giggles
Loba: psssh. Details
Vs. Geras
Geras: I know what happens at the end of the Broken Ghost quest
Loba: and that would be?
Geras: trust me it's something You, Bangalore, or even Revenant will never see coming
Loba: like I'll follow some gold-plated control freak
Geras: even you cannot beat time
Loba: Shang Tsung and Liu Kang did a fine job
Geras: Your blue haired friend is quite the loyal one
Loba: what have you done to him Geras!
Geras: Nothing… permanent
Loba: Time to die pendejo
Geras: like Revenant I cannot die
Loba: no one lives forever
Vs. Cetrion
Cetrion: there is no virtue in theft
Loba: maybe not but it's sure damn fun
Cetrion: repent mortal
Loba: I'm calling bullshit
Cetrion: Mother is no deceiver, Loba Andrade
Loba: it takes a liar to see another liar
Cetrion: there is a hole in your soul child
Loba: it won't be filled till Demonio is turned to scrap
Cetrion: Vengeance will not give you comfort nor satisfaction
Loba: I know your Kronika's daughter, but think for yourself
Cetrion: I see the wisdom in her New Era
Loba: yeah, keep telling yourself that
Vs. Loba
Loba: did the jump drive malfunction or something
Loba: I know this is loco
Loba: going to see Wattson, Crypto, and Lifeline after this
Loba: so, you're from an alternate time?
Loba: one where I'm married to Revenant when he's human and own both Hammond and the Syndicate
Loba: que mierda es esta mierda
Loba: What are you?
Loba: the result of Hammond Robotics cloning program
Loba: this gets weirder and weirder
Loba: hey there sexy
Loba: right back at ya
Loba: this will drive Bangalore nuts
Vs. Fujin
Fujin: the pain you feel will never go away Loba
Loba: Maybe but killing Revenant will be worth it
Fujin: poor naïve girl
Loba: So is there a Mrs. Wind God
Fujin: no. protecting the realms doesn't leave us much time to pursue romance
Loba: Even demigods should be more… intimate every now and then
Fujin: You target Revenant yet not the people who use to control him
Loba: What are you saying Fujin
Fujin: There's more to your parent's death than you know
Loba: How about dinner at Tenmei at Olympus, Psamathe
Fujin: you would eat there out of all places?
Loba: It's a tradition I do every year in their honor plus their Leviathan Stew is heavenly
Vs. Sheeva
Sheeva: a thief has no honor
Loba: yea yeah, no honor among thieves yadda yadda
Sheeva: take this seriously cur
Loba: I bet the males were shocked to see a female shokhan as their ruler
Sheeva: they could only grumble and growl as I took the title
Loba: you go girl
Sheeva: Were you able to retrieve the relic from the Centaurs
Loba: of course, and had some fun making them chase me around for it
Sheeva: I paid you extra for discretion!
Loba: I must say Shokhan liquor has a unique taste
Sheeva: it has been distilled in the liver of a leviathan for centuries
Loba: (blrrgg) switching back to wine
Vs. Robocop
Robocop: Loba Andrade, you are under arrest
Loba: hah, you'll ever take me alive copper
Robocop: that's what they always say
Loba: The OCP sounds a lot like Hammond Robotics
Robocop: how so?
Loba: they deal in death and destruction for profit
Robocop: I am not a Simulcron
Loba: no, you just kill like one
Robocop: I must follow my directives.
Loba: I can't let Revenant get away with what he did
Robocop: Know that he will face justice whether by your hands or mine
Loba: thank you, officer Murphy