"Master! I caught something! Can I keep it?" A Hemlinth Charger squeaked enthusiastically as it looked up at its owner. The Mirage Prime slowly facepalmed as she looked down at the scared Corpus grunt, her reflections mimicking the motion.
"No, Miki, go throw it back." The Tenno knew this was bad wording.
"Okay!" Miki chirped before head-butting the soldier clear across the room. Charger head-butts always lead to silliness.

"Of all logic that you could break it was this." Cy commented dryly, in stark contrast to the two tenno laughing their butts off. Two other tenno were outside the railjack, one using their archwing, the other casually walking.
"You told me to use the slingshot, I used the slingshot." The walking tenno commented as they trekked back to the railjack.
"I didn't realize you lacked an archwing." The flying tenno commented as they motioned the ship closer.

"Guys?" A rhino asked calmly.
"Yes, Vic?" The mirage prime asked un-amused.
"It's raining Kavats." The rhino stomped the ground, sending the half dozen kavats flying into the air.

A Nekros Prime glared at an oxium drone making aggressive parrot noises. The Nekros Prime facepalmed before grabbing the drone and walked off, it was going to be a long day.

"Tenno, your actions have consequences! How dare you set my mail server to post bunny pictures instead of my warnings!" Stalker shouted as he pointed at the Nekros Prime. The other three tenno in the squad walked up and glared at him causing Stalker to pause. After several awkward seconds Stalker handed each of the Tenno a card before disappearing in a puff of smoke.

"Sup tenno, hope you like guacamole dip! Couldn't find a bowl so I used one of your spare Rhino helmets." A lich states as he greets the Tenno as they get back to their base ship. The lich was currently wearing a chefs hat
"Thanks Nokk, oh boy has it been a long day." The oxium drone following the Nekros Prime comments as he puts his weapons in a locker. The tenno and converted lich then walk past a fish tank before flopping down on a sofa, the Mirage Prime taking a second to grab the remote from a kavat.

Author Corner

I'm back writing, this time a warframe story based off of my gaming groups antics as a clan. Most of these are small jokes we've had, nothing fitting to become a major chapter all on their own, but still funny. All of these are things that more or less happened ingame.

First one: Anyone that owns a Hemlinth gets this. Grapple then charge.
Second one: We played Railjack with a squadmate who didn't own a archwing. Results of him leaving the airlock was him walking around using his primary weapon in space. Same thing happens in sharkwing missions as well.

Third one: Us using Rhino stomp to keep kavats still long enough to scan them.

Fourth one: An in joke. One of our members only talks through text and mains nekros. So we all decided he talks in story through a reanimated oxium drone.

Fifith one: Another in joke about making the stalker send you bunny pictures anytime he gives you a warning. The second part of the joke is how easy it is for us to defeat him and his tendency to drop useless mods. Mods being cards in the story as I couldn't think of any other way to use them.
Sixith one: A converted lich just chilling with the tenno, the joke based off of one of the lines they can say.