Gravity Falls has a love god. Yes, He is a musician and yes he is terrible. But that's not what attracts people to this love god. Its his magic. The way the air changes when he is around. And most importantly, his "charming" personality.

Anyway, the point we are trying to get to is that this Love god has a job. A job he tends to slack on, and no, that job isnt music. And no, this job definitely isnt to "party all night long". So, in order to keep this god status the love god occasionally does a big job. A job of the century. It is destiny, and therefore he does not need to look for it. He simply needs to push it, whatever it may be, along.

There was a party going on near the heart of the woods. A party full of love. The love god was drunk off his mind from the feelings of the crowd... and the beverages. He swayed oddly with a goofy smile on his face. Eventually he swayed right into a tree. Instantly, he was hit with nausea. One of the men in the crowd laughed at this then walked up to him and patted the gods back.

"Yo love god. You aint looking so good!" the man said loudly.

The love god laughed, coughing a bit. Swallowing back the bile he slurred "Ah Im fine! Fine. Really."

"Yea man? Ya sure?"

"Yea, yea..." The love god managed to choke out a response before he felt the bile rise again. He quickly swallowed it. " I think I just need" He coughed lightly, " A minute"

The love god then covered his mouth and ran into the inside the dark of the woods and puked all over the ground before passing out.

His dreams were a mess of things things pink, fluttery, and all around sticky sweet