Susie: I'm tellin' ya, Lancer, it's impossible to speedrun a rhythm game.
Lancer: Hmph, is NOT!
Susie: Oh, yeah? Why don't you prove it?
Lancer: Fine!
(He pulls out a DVD and puts it into his PS2)
Lancer: I will!
(PaRappa The Rapper 2 appears on the TV)
Susie: Hm, I'd like to see you speedrun this!
Lancer: Ho, ho, ho! Watch and learn, Susie. Watch and learn! No mods, no hacks, no cheats, no nothing! Just pure rhythm game skill!
Susie: Go ahead, try it-
Lancer: Done!
Susie: Wha- uh- what?
Lancer: Yep. It's over.
(The credits are playing onscreen)
Susie: How did you-
Lancer: And guess what? That wasn't even my fastest run!
Susie: ... WHAT THE FU-