Susie: I'm tellin' ya, Lancer, it's impossible to speedrun a rhythm game.

Lancer: Hmph, is NOT!

Susie: Oh, yeah? Why don't you prove it?

Lancer: Fine!

(He pulls out a DVD and puts it into his PS2)

Lancer: I will!

(PaRappa The Rapper 2 appears on the TV)

Susie: Hm, I'd like to see you speedrun this!

Lancer: Ho, ho, ho! Watch and learn, Susie. Watch and learn! No mods, no hacks, no cheats, no nothing! Just pure rhythm game skill!

Susie: Go ahead, try it-

Lancer: Done!

Susie: Wha- uh- what?

Lancer: Yep. It's over.

(The credits are playing onscreen)

Susie: How did you-

Lancer: And guess what? That wasn't even my fastest run!

Susie: ... WHAT THE FU-