A/N: This drabble is 100 word chapters... it was reported by someone and then pulled it a while back so it is completely written and ready to go. I will be posting pretty quick... let me know what you think and let's be a little less bored for the next few days!

Thanks to Midnight Cougar for her red pen skills... I don't own the Twilight characters... I just make them do what I want.

***REPOST OF A PULLED STORY***

1.

Edward laughs to himself as he flops down on his board and starts paddling out.

The new lifeguard is so uptight.

Yeah, there's a storm coming in. Duh.

That's why he's out here, looking for bigger waves.

It isn't mandatory evacuation, so that chick can lecture him 'til she is blue in the face, doesn't mean he's missing this chance.

He can handle himself.

He's been swimming, and later, surfing this water since he could walk, he's been in bigger storms.

He hears the whistle from the shore and shakes his head.

He has to give her points for persistence.